/jp/ - Otaku Culture

no we are bisexual, no gay male allowed

whats ur asl?

>>5605563
>100% of the user
Wrong, only 80% of me has a mental illness.

>metal illness

Nobody on this board is gay.

We're all little girls who like to drink tea together.

>>5605579
Wrong.
I'm a little dogboy who wants to be taken home by a little girl

>metal illness

>metal illness
fucking awesome

>>5605563
>Finally
So where have you been?

I have autism.

>>5605574
You have a ridiculously large brain.
Also
>Metal illness

>METAL ILLNESSSSS!!!!!!

>metal illness
I think you're looking for >>>/mu/, bro.

>metal illness

FUCK YEAHR

The Average /jp/ user is...

-Under 18
-Spends 8 to 10 hours online every day
-Suffers from IAD
-Overweight
-Poorly Educated
-Racially Biased
-Has few friends
-Is socially awkward
-Has anger management problems
-Suffers from moderate to severe acne
-Leans towards misoginy
-Suffers from Mental Illness

Which of these recently confirmed catagories best fit your personal description?

>>5605663
Actually, /jp/ users are on the horribly skinny side of nerds due to having nothing to eat.

>>5605673
This.
Other than that, >>5605663 is correct. Good thing at least most posters here somewhat try to hide their age.

>>5605663
>>5605663

You've confused weaboo with /jp/er. The only one I can see affecting most of us is the internet addiction disorder one and the few friends, but that just might be because they don't like going outside or don't like people, not because they are socially awkward.

>>5605663
/jp/ users are poor. That being said, many are probably still overweight because hey, just look at poor people in America. Obesity strikes them like a plague, lack of money be damned.

>>5605663

The only things revelant are :

>-Spends 8 to 10 hours online every day
>-Has few friends
>-Is socially awkward
>-Leans towards misoginy

And they are not bad.

>-Suffers from moderate to severe acne

Not one own's fault.

>>5605663
Actually, /jp/ is horribly underweight and has one of the oldest user-base outside of /tg/ and /co/.

>>5605673
I'd say /jp/ gets the extremes of the BMI scale. That said, I've been waiting for a prince with excellent physique who knows his VN to take me away to a castle where I can live happily ever after on cultural artifacts of Japan and cakes.

>Under 18
No
>Spends 8 to 10 hours online every day
Yes
>Suffers from IAD
Wat?
>Overweight
No
>Poorly Educated
No
>Racially Biased
No
>Has few friends
No
>Is socially awkward
Not really
>Has anger management problems
Okay, yeah.
>Suffers from moderate to severe acne
No
>Leans towards misogyny
Just a little, I swear.
>Suffers from Mental Illness
Nope.

although granted, I've been told to get out numerous times for being an un-virgin normalfag.

>>5605716
You have to look pretty damn good in a maid outfit for that to ever happen.

>>5605709
>has one of the oldest user-base outside of /tg/ and /co/
Really? I'd say our average has decreased by 10 years since the beginning of 2010.
I guess it's time for another survey!

>>5605663
I have friends.

>>5605731
>un-virgin normalfag
Sorry, it's nothing personal, but you'll have to leave /jp/ forever. It's for the best for both parties.

>>5605716

My faith in humanity went up.

>>5605663
>The Average /jp/ user is...
More like

-Betweent he age of 18 and 35
-Spends 8 to 15 hours online every day
-Doesn't mesh well with society
-Skinny
-College Dropout or the like
-Racially Biased
-Might have some old friends
-Is socially awkward
-Embraces the idea of purity and faithful relationships as opposed to whoring oneself out and fucking around.
-Might suffer from minor mental disorders.

>Under 18
No
>Spends 8 to 10 hours online every day
No
>Suffers from IAD
No
>Overweight
Absolutely not
>Poorly Educated
No
>Racially Biased
No
>Has few friends
Not really
>Is socially awkward
Not at all
>Has anger management problems
No
>Suffers from moderate to severe acne
No
>Leans towards misogyny
No, I just don't care.
>Suffers from Mental Illness
No

So, not a good /jp/tard. Damn.

Mental illnesses are defined by mindsets that differ from the world at large. In short, if you aren't mentally ill in some form, you're a normalfag. It's best that you have some kind of "social disorder" because being social is the height of faggotry.

>>5605763
No, you're the cancer killing /jp/.

-Betweent he age of 18 and 35
Yes
-Spends 8 to 15 hours online every day
No
-Doesn't mesh well with society
Maybe
-Skinny
Not particularly
-College Dropout or the like
No
-Racially Biased
No
-Might have some old friends
Not particularly
-Is socially awkward
No
-Embraces the idea of purity and faithful relationships as opposed to whoring oneself out and fucking around.
I don't embrace either
-Might suffer from minor mental disorders.
No

In a world of of the shallow, short-sighted, the obstinate and the asinine; a world filled with women who will throw away their lives for fame, and men that will throw away their money, their futures, and their very minds for that next taste of a woman's skin, /jp/ stands alone.

People would deride us as mentally deficient, socially inept, psychologically scarred, but... There is nowhere else on God's green Earth where the phrase "Bros before hoes" rings truer. Never forget that.

Take it easy, /jp/

>>5605778
>spouting "cancer killing mah board! baww"

Go back to >>>/b/.

>>5605783
That's beautiful, man.

>>5605783

So did you copy paste'd this from your anus?

>Under 18
No, 21
>Spends 8 to 10 hours online every day
No, 10-15
>Suffers from IAD
?
>Overweight
No
>Poorly Educated
Starting October I study Aerospace engineering, so no
>Racially Biased
Maybe a bit, but who isn't?
>Has few friends
True
>Is socially awkward
I suppose
>Has anger management problems
Not really
>Suffers from moderate to severe acne
Nope
>Leans towards misoginy
No
>Suffers from Mental Illness
If you count mild social anxiety, yes

>>5605783

>>5605663
>-Under 18
The average /jp/ user is not under 18. You're thinking of /b/.
>-Spends 8 to 10 hours online every day
You aren't a person if you don't.
>-Suffers from IAD
Inflammatory airway disease...?
>-Overweight
Yes
>-Poorly Educated
Yes
>-Racially Biased
No, /b/
>-Has few friends
Friends is such a gay word
>-Is socially awkward
I should hope so
>-Has anger management problems
How is this /jp/?
>-Suffers from moderate to severe acne
The connection between acne and nerdiness is an imaginary one born from stereotypes. No.
>-Leans towards misoginy
Misogyny is only logical
>-Suffers from Mental Illness
No
Also your English needs work

>>5605763
-yes
-who knows, I don't count the hours
-I do, but I don't take any unecessairy initiatives
-yes
-no
-no
-yes, I don't want more friends
-I do alright
-I don't care what other people do with their lives
-yes, but I've been on medications for a good while, so it sorta zeros out, as I'm doing okay

>>5605663

>Under 18
No
>Spends 8 to 10 hours online every day
Yes
>Suffers from IAD
Yes
>Overweight
No
>Poorly Educated
Yes
>Racially Biased
Yes
>Has few friends
None at all
>Is socially awkward
Yes
>Has anger management problems
Not as much anymore.
>Suffers from moderate to severe acne
Haven't looked in a mirror for months now so idk
>Leans towards misoginy
Definitely
>Suffers from Mental Illness
assburgers

>>5605783
that was an embarassing read. well anything to make up excuses for you nerd faggots

>Also your English needs work
You need some periods, man!

>>5605738
Like this?

>metal illness

You mean like hemochromatosis?

Now that I think about it, my aunt suffers from Wilson's disease, I guess it should count as 'metal ilness'.

>>5605887
No, he means hematoRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>5605856
The truth BURN too much, normalfag?

>>5605925
Did it BURN like my AXE when I set it on FIRE and flung it into the SPEAKERS????