/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fukken awesome op!

Everyone who does that will deplete the total amount of available power.

My printer is monochrome. Will it still work?!

;_;

oh boy. go back to whatever shithole you came from. Gaia, etc.

>>5601881
Love transcends printer capabilities.

OH SHIT, this is awesome! I'll carry around a Reimu talisman with me for about a month then report back to you guys after jumping off a building to go for a test flight.

I wonder what this'll do

>>5601917
You will be able to figure out what stuff does.

>>5601881
No. The printer will turn into a caring, adorable girl with a deep inferiority complex (about the fact that she cannot print in color) she hides behind her bright smile.

When you see her crying about not being able to do properly what she is built to do, you'd hug her from behind and tell her it's okay, she's your printer and you'll love her no matter what her shortcomings are. Still in tears, she'd tell you she loves you too, but it isn't proper for a machine to fall in love with her owner. You'd kiss her on the forehead and tell her you don't care.

You'd then have a perfect, affectionate and considerate girlfriend whose only fault is that her vaginal fluids are ink, so you have to replace bedsheets quite often. Of course, being a well-maintained machine she'd outlive you, but your love for her would return you from beyond the grave as a ghost. Using your newfound supernatural powers, you'd color her ink as she prints (after all, poltergeists can fuck up photographs, so they have some power over printed work) and fulfill her lifelong dream of being able to print in color, and live a happy, if bizarre, life ever after.

>>5601959
Hey, you.
Yeah, you.
I like you.

>>5601959
Until the warranty voids.

>>5601959
wat

>>5601959
that was nice.

>>5601959
Better ink thank blood, and I've had two printers in 10 years. No way a printer girl would outlive you. She'd have Mysterious Debilitating VN Girl Disease and have periodic jamming spells.

>>5601959
That made me happy, but then made me sad because nothing like that will ever happen to me.

;_;

>>5601959
I can not express how awasome that was.
do you write? stories and such?

Daily dose of Touhou autism

>>5601877
Not true, because it's a two way street. The touhou you draw power from will also draw power from you.

It's the magic of love. The more you give, the more you have!

>>5601959
So I guess I have a harem and a pimp since I sell printers... by the bulk!...

>>5601881
Yes, but you won't be able to shoot colored danmaku. They will all be shades of grey.

>>5602074

>autistic

>>5601959
That was... surprisingly good.

>>5601959
Damn you!... Now I cannot look at my printers the same way again...

>>5602044
>periodic jamming spells

I suppose that'd be like epilepsy. She'd fall down unresponsive, and start convulsing until you rush to her and try to fix her, and drugs wouldn't work since she's not human. And after the attack, still shaken from the seizure, she'd cast her eyes down and apologize for being such a huge burden on you. Of course you'd have none of that, silencing her with a kiss and forbidding her from ever saying anything like that again.

>>5602074
Nah, English isn't my native tongue and I can't write well. I pitch in those VN idea threads once in a while though, since even though they won't ever happen, it's a good way to pass time.

>>5602044
>periodic jamming spells
Check the timing strip if it's dirty or worn out rollers...

>>5602090
Mine is one of those all-in-one printer/scanner/photocopier things.
What does that make t?

If the touhou talisman were real, wouldn't this be considered evil black magic? Because you're basically stealing power from someone else?

>>5602082
>green text

Uh, guys.
Seriously.

>>5602090
English isn't your native language?
Holy shit, you speak better than most people on this board, man :|

>>5602107
Either the perfect waifu who does 70 chores around the house, or a fat bitch who needs you to constantly buy her stuff to satisfy her.

Depending on the brand.

SO GUYS

WHAT POWER DO I GET

>>5602154
You don't get any.
She on the other hand absorbs some of your retardation.

>>5602090
OC thread beckons you.

>>5602161
HOORAY

>>5601959

Have fun getting penis jams.

THE AWESOME POWERS OF SAIKYO KARATE SHALL BE MINE

Does a Touhou wallpaper work? I don't own a printer, but I desperately need some of Letty's winter to combat summer.

>>5601877
>>5602108
No, because it doesn't actually draw power from Gensokyo. It's a form of imitative magic that uses your OWN power and turns it into something else. In this case, touhou power.

It's kinda like how Native Americans used to wear animal skins to gain the animal's strength. They weren't actually gaining strength FROM the animal; it was their OWN strength which was transformed into that of an animal.

And in this case, you're using your OWN power to produce touhou power.

Does that make sense?

>>5602219
I suppose you don't have to print it... you could hand-draw a picture and hand-write the kanji.

>>5601959
My printer has a phantom paper jam. What do I get?

>>5602264
Shit. Does Letty being poorly drawn reduce the effectiveness?

>>5601914
ME TOO!!

>>5602260
Does this work with cosplay, too? Would explain why cosplayers seem so.. different.

i would shit brix if i saw this laying around somewhere. share the power anonymous!