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Anonymous Fri Jul 9 02:52:15 2010 No.5601404 [Reply] [Original]

Reverend Fred Phelps here.

After long years of service to God combatting sodomy and picketing dead people's funeral, I brought a nice house in Gensokyo and decided to retire there.

Only problem is why didn't the real estate agent tell me this is like that hell on Earth Massachusetts?

-The maid is a dyke
-The Teacher is a dyke
-Even the Gardener is a dyke
-The Miko is a filthy lesbian
-And so is the funeral worker.
-Hell anyone royal is a lesbian.

And now, I am forever more stuck here because a certain fucking dyke refused to open the border back to America. Which is less of a sodomite shithole then here. What did I do wrong? She was a fucking dyke.

My lord, my lord!! Why have you forsaken me to this hellhole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 02:56:15 2010 No.5601433 You forgot to mention that the gods are also dykes. How does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:13:15 2010 No.5601537 File: 46 KB, 350x355, Fred Phelps2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5601433 There is only one God. I do not recognise the false Gods of this dyke shithole as holy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:18:15 2010 No.5601558 I smell a sitcom brewing.

Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:22:15 2010 No.5601578
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I don't really see what you plan to achieve by shitting up /jp/

Majority of people are indifferent to floods and it sure as hell won't get the board closed (if anything that would sustain its life because it would keep it off other boards).

Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:23:15 2010 No.5601581
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>>5601558
See the thing is, when I do try to picket outside their houses and telling them the truth of their sodomy I end up being blasted away until I have 3rd degree burns by this 'danmaku'.

It must mean dyke enabling because dykes should never be blessed with such weapons.

It gets more humiliating that I have to be treated by a lesbian doctor and her willingly sodomised medical student. I tried to request euthanasia but those fucking faggots wouldn't allow it.

Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:29:15 2010 No.5601616

You know you touhoufags think you are so innovative just because you graze spellcards, and 1cc lunatic. Sorry to spoil it for you but so does most everyone else. I am an African American living in Gensokyo and let me tell you, Gensokyo is exactly what you think it's like and that's why so many people are fans of Touhou culture. As a matter of fact yesterday I grazed 7 spellcards before donating to the Hakurei shrine. I have even had sex with Sanae to experience the cultural significants of it (all to pleasant). So big deal you touhoufags think Gensokyo is great and all, but why do you think you're more special than anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:33:15 2010 No.5601639 File: 33 KB, 533x430, patty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've been to Gensokyo once, I got the burning vaginal diseases to prove it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:34:15 2010 No.5601647 >>5601616 >donating to the Hakurei shrine. your lies are transparent

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:37:15 2010 No.5601661 >>5601616 >Black >Donating HA HA OH LAWDIE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:40:15 2010 No.5601676 Does anyone have like a tourist flyer for Gensokyo or something?

Anonymous Fri Jul 9 03:41:15 2010 No.5601683

Gensokyo is a very nice place. I enjoy it quite a bit when I don't have to fight those pesky youkai. I'm not sure why, but every time I fight one and defeat it, they always manage to reappear. Sure, the battle experience is always good, but I'm beginning to run low on my magical powers. I've been finding that it's now becoming harder and harder to heal after silly youkai battles.

Also, what's up with the recent influx of African American men stealing from the Kourindou Shop?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:43:15 2010 No.5602022 File: 7 KB, 197x177, borat_0.img_assist_custom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gensokyo greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls- wait...

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