/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from a Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

>>5600861
my mother is angry at me, therefore i am in turn pissed off at her. i'm rebelling by not eating dinner at the nominated times. that's pretty cool eh?

One day I have been to Yoshinoya in the neighborhood,Yoshinoya. So many people were there that I couldn't sit on the chair . Then, I looked at the banner well,it was written " 150 yen discounted " Are you fool? Or are you poor? Hey boy ! Don't come to Yoshinoya you don't usually come in because of 150 yen discounted. How silly you are! It's just 150 yen discounted and it is 150 yen! There are some families. 4 persons, all of the family, come to Yoshinoya? Hahaha,,it's so funny. The father said "Well, I shall order Tokumori". This situation looked ugly and poverty. Oh boy ! They must leave the seat because I give them 150 yen.

It should be bloodier. Is it not strange that I and one who sat opposite side of U type table start fighting. It is cool that situation I will kill him or I will be killed by him. Girls and kids should keep away.

Well, as soon as I had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said "I want Tokumori Tsuyu-daku" So I gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With too much sauce is not popular now." He was stupid to say "Tsuyu-daku" with the happiest simle. I wanted to ask him "Do you really want to eat it ?", and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour. I thought him just wanted to say "with too much sauce".

A specialist of Yoshinoya, I'd like to say that the finest order is "Negi-daku". That is the coolest. "Omori Negi-daku with a fresh egg " it is the most popular style of us, the cult of Yoshinoya. Negi-daku is full with much onion. Instead of that it's with mere beef.This is so good. And it with a fresh egg. This is the best.

However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you order one. It is a sword which has sevral blades. It is not recommendable for the laymen. You, poor laymen, had better eat regular meal with beef and salmon.

>>5600861
>>5603282

Anyway, listen to my story.
The other day, I went to a nearby Yoshinoya. A Yoshinoya.
And there was a huge crowd, so I couldn't find a place to sit.
And after a closer look, I saw that the banner read something like 150 yen off.
Seriously, are you morons? Idiots?
Hey, losers. Don't suddenly show up at Yoshinoya because of a goddamn 150 yen price drop.
It's 150 yen. A hundred fifty yen.
And there's even a family here.
Four people having a family dinner at Yoshinoya, huh?
Must be one hell of a special occasion.
And then the dad's like, okay, I'm gonna make mine a jumbo.
Just shoot me now.
Hey, guys, I'll give you 150 yen, so scram.
Yoshinoya is supposed to be a more brutal place.
Nothing odd about getting in a fight with the person opposite you at one of those U-shaped tables.
Knife someone, or get knifed yourself.
That's the atmosphere we want around here.
Women and children should get lost.
So I finally found a place to sit when the guy next to me ordered a large bowl with extra soup.
And I snapped again.
Now look here. Extra soup ain't the "in" thing no more, dumbass.
Don't come in here looking like you're all that and ordering no extra soup.
I want to know if you really want that extra soup.
Put you on the rack. For a whole hour.
Yeah. You probably just ordered that for the hell of it.
As a regular of Yoshinoya, I can tell you that the current fad is extra onions. That's the thing.
A large bowl with egg. Extra onions. That's how we roll.
If you just order extra onions, you get more onions.
Which means you get less beef.
So, get extra onions and an egg, and you're set.
But once you've ordered it, your name will be on their list.
A double-edged sword.
Can't recommend this to an amateur.
Etc.

get out suigin

Wag mo na isipin yun >>1. Wala tong pinagkapareho sa sinulid na to, pero pwede makinig ka lang sakin sandali? Kasi, pumunta ako sa Yoshinoya dun sa amin. Kanan. Yoshinoya. At yung tarantadong lugar na yun puno ng tao. Di man lang ako makahanap ng upuan. So tingin tingin muna ako sa paligid, nakakita ako ng plaka na sabi "150 yen bawas". Anong klaseng kaimpyernohan ang mali sa inyong mga tao? Mga bobo ba kayo o bagay? Sa ibang araw hinde nyo iisipin na pumunta sa Yoshinoya, pero pag 150 yen bawas, lahat kayo papasok dito? Putanginang 150 yen lang yun! 150 yen! At dala mo pa nga anak mo. Tignan mo yan, pamilya ng apat pupunta Yoshinoya. Bina putanginang bati kita. Tapos yung lalaki bigla magsasalita "Ayan! O-order si Tatay ng sobrang laki!" Tae, di ko na masikmura panoorin to.

Dapat mabrutal ang Yoshinoya. Dalawang lalaki nakaupo sa tapat ng isa't isa sa anyong U na mesa, at di mo malalaman kung bigla sila mag aaway dun mismo. Isa yung saksak o ikaw ang masasaksak, and yun yung tarantadong mahusay sa lugar na yun. Bawal dapat ang mga putanginang babae at bansot.

At ayun nakakuha ako ng upuan, tapos yung katabi kong lalake bigla nagsalita "Pahinge ako nung malaking order na me extra gravy". Ayun nagalit ulet ako. Sinong tarantado ang umoorder ng extra gravy sa panahong ito? Bakit ka mukang natutuwa sa putanginang sarili mo nung sinabi mo yun? Tatanungin ko sana, kakainin mo ba talaga lahat ng tarantadong gravy na yan? Gusto ko siyang usisahin. Mga isang oras. Alam mo ba? Sa tingin ko gusto mo lang sabihin na extra gravy, eh.

Ngayon, kunin mo sa isang sanay na sa Yoshinoya. Ang pinakauso ngayong bagay sa mga taga Yoshinoya ay eto, dagdag na berdeng sibuyas. Yun ang bilyete. Isang malaking mangkok na may dagdag na berdeng sibuyas, chaka itlog. Yun yung kinukuha ng isang taong alam yung tae nya.

>>5603444
Nilalagyan nila ng dagdag na sibuyas at binabawasan ung karne. Malaking mangkok chaka hilaw na itlog, yung yung putanginang pinakamahusay. Ngayon, dapat malaman mo, pag lagi mo hinihingi to, merong panganib na isusulat ka ng mga trabahador. Isa talaga tong espadang dalawa ang talim. Di ko to ipapayo sa mga baguhan.

>>5603444

>Tagalog

Sure is autism in here.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

Hi （´・ω・｀)

Welcome to the bourbon house.
This tequila is on the house, so drink it and be cool.

Yeah, "Again". Sorry.
Mercy too has a limit, so I don't expect you to forgive me either.


When you saw this thread title,
you maybe felt an "excitement" beyond words
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
In this cruel world, I don't want you to forget such a feeling.
That's why I made this thread.

So, what's your order?