/jp/ - Otaku Culture

box on head

icky

haco taco

A younger Yowane Haku

werehakutaku

>>5598241
Historian w/ a part time job as a teacher

Some kind of were lion.

mokou's mom

Bai Ze, a beast that appeared to the Yellow Emperor and told him the weak points of every demon there is, and also other interesting quirks like how they taste.

Yes, in China you eat youkai, not the other way around. No wonder Meiling migrated.

>>5598283
lol they really will eat anything over there, huh?

>>5598283
Dem chinks, man!

>>5598286
gotta feed those rabbits for population something

a dairy cow

Lunchbox hat.

>>5598283
>in China you eat youkai

is there something the chinese will refuse to eat?

>>5598286
Yeah. There's even an account of a bunch of people finding a bizarre, man-faced beast after cutting down a bleeding tree. Naturally freaked out, they consult their general. The general is unfazed, says that it's a tree spirit, tastes like dog meat, and goes down well when steamed. So he steams it, eats it and merrily goes on his way.

>>5598312

>>5598327
Real food.

>>5598327
Ed's mom.

>>5598345
>implying they have any in their shithole country

>>5598286
I ate dog there. Tasted good actually.

>>5598329
All I can say to that is wow... It's all good in their culture though, as long as the man faced beast had its back facing the stars.

>>5598327

Well played, good sir.

I bet her milk tastes like history lessons.

>>5598354
Yeah, I've tried dog too...damn good. They introduced soft shelled turtles into my home country and I couldn't be more delighted. Some people don't eat them because they think it's dirty, but it's some of the best meat I've ever tasted. I don't look down on them for eating whatever the hell they eat, because of my experience with the soft shelled turtles.

This thing.

My_sweet_hakutaku.rar

>>5598387

>>5598387

Fuck, I would eat that thing just because I would be happy to know it will turn into a pile of shit and I would never have to see it again.

>>5598734
That's a horrible thing to say. It just wants to chill and tell you how to not getting killed by demons,

>>5598734
>>5598734
That's a horrible thing to say. It just wants to chill and tell you how to not get killed by demons.

>>5598734
That's a horrible thing to say. It just wants to chill and tell you how to not get killed by demons.
I demand either the removal of this post deletion timer or an edit function.

>>5598744
Well, some demons were pretty cool dudes.

One story I like is the daughter of some dude getting killed by a sea monster. He's rightfully pissed, but then dozens of similar sea monsters show up, with one of them taken prisoner. Turns out the monsters police themselves. The man is allowed to kill the guilty monster, only to find his daughter's remains in its stomach.

>>5598283
Wow, what a profitable endeavor. I mean think about it, there are a large amount of youkai floating around Gensyoko, if you can hire some youkai exterminators the meat would be rolling in.
Youkai burgers for everyone!

>>5598734
I'm pretty sure you'd it eat it because you're fat.

>>5598865
Hey, yeah. You can call it mystery meat and sell it to Youkai's so broaden your market.

>>5598826
That must be a sight.

Aha I slay you! *kills monster and then guts him. Daughter falls out half decomposed*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU

>>5598883
>Mystery Meat
Spam?

>>5598371
I bet her milk tastes like buttermilk.

>>5598904
What about Soylent Youkai? You can have a picture of a Youkai enjoying the meat on the label to make it seem like it's meant for Youkai.

Thank you Sanae, that massive amount of youkai meat looks quite delicious and should bring quite the profit. Whats that? Some satori meat too. Wow, very rare indeed, you will definitely get a large reward for this bounty.

>>5598903
It's more like an execution. The monster unrightfully kills someone (knowing ancient laws, I bet the monsters themselves have a code on when and where to attack humans, which differ by age, gender, social class etc. of both the monster and the human) and is brought to justice by his fellows alongside the human party concerned with the affairs.