/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nice pic. I think I'll fap to it.

>>5597953
I shall also fap to it.

>>5597976
Right now?
Semen.

What do Patchy's feet smell like?

>>5597976
books

moar

>>5597968

I think ill do just the same

moar~

Damn, I hate when my boyfriend cums all over my socks.

>>5597984
Why did the thought of Patchy's feet smelling like old, dusty books arouse me so much?
God damn, my fetishes are getting weirder with each passing day.

>>5598039
Welcome to fucking /jp/.

>>5598039
Welcome friend.

>>5598039
What do old, dusty books smell like anyways?

Barefeet are pig disgusting. Feet covered with socks,stockings or something similar will always be superior.

>>5598085

How about going into some library to find it out yourself.

I want to lay my head on Patchy's lap as she reads a book aloud in her soft, comforting voice.

>>5598109
what does patchy's voice sound like?

>>5598121
Like a choir of angels.

>>5598109
I bet she has a meek (yet deep) little voice. If she was more energetic/upbeat she could have a genki-type voice (like I'd imagine Marisa sounds) but nah, she just isn't that kind of person.

And don't forget a British accent.

>>5598085
Surely you have some hanging around the house somewhere?
>>5598121
Love.

>>5598037
>>5597932
more like these~

>>5598142
I've thrown away almost all of my paper books about a year ago...

It feels like she's bathing in NOTHING AT ALL!

let's have a Patchu sundae

Why are public libraries so shit? I tried going to three libraries around me and their section on programming was basically non-existent. All it has was books for dummies.

patchouli has rekindled my interest in books.

>>5598244
Because they're poor and most rely solely on donations.

Obligatory Mukyuu~

>>5598213
Then you shall never know what sexy Patchy smells like.

>>5598244

It's because no one cares about them anymore, no one donates books or money to them anymore, and they're sadly, slowly getting crushed out of existence by things like google searches and amazon.

feels bad man

>>5598234

indeterminate white milky fluid mixed with fruit- will you eat it?
[]yes, please
[x]no, thanks

It's drizzled on Patchouli's tummy.
[x]yes, please
[]no, thanks

>>5598277
>>5598266
Even still, it would have been nice if they had even one decent book on programming. Nope. Half the stuff was on C# or Javascript or shit. No C/C++ love.

>>5598037
I want to give Patchy a foot massage

what the hell? books? no that won't make patchy love you.
patchy will love you if you do the following:

30 (then 60 when you can, then 90 when you can) pushups everyday
100 (then 150 when you can, then 200 when you can) crunches everyday
run a mile twice (up to 4 or 5) a week

go to the dermatologist, get accutane. Shave every day.
go to h&m, spend 250 bucks on a new wardrobe.
go to your local barber and get a haircut.

6 months later, instant win.

i GUARANTEE you, every last one of you motherfuckers do this, and you will be attracting patchy.

and then as you attract more girls (other than patchy), your confidence rises, and then you develop a little game, and then you're sold.

and you don't have to give up gaming, or /jp/, or touhou or anything, because no matter what girls say, if they find you attractive, none of that shit matters.

seriously, by the end of the year all of you nubs who post in here about your failure with girls could have both a consistent fuck and twice the confidence you have now. now get to it, patchy is waiting for you.

>>5598360
That only works if you want to attract homosexuals.

>>5598360
dont forget that you have to be able to triple backflip into your ferrari

>>5598360
Get the fuck out.

>>5598078
What we don't see is Remilia amputating her breasts and eating them, hoping to gain them for herself.

>>5598360
Nice pasta, saved.

>>5598375

This post makes me sad. If you don't like 3d women, that's fine don't listen to me. But if you're the kind of guy who wants 3d women and whines on the internet, just do this. It's completely doable. When I was in high school I spent all of my time on /a/ before the split. Then, when I moved out I started to transform from a lean muscular kid to a fat blob. I started doing that with the help of some friends, got a haircut, toned down and now things couldn't be better.

Just think of it like this. You guys have got nothing to lose. You don't even have to give up 2d girls or shmups or whatever you like.