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There is no such THING as grey, mortal! Black and white may intermingle, but never do they blend!
The court hereby condemns you to Hell for your sins! You are sentenced to burn until Judgment Day!
May your corrupt soul never return to the eternal wheel! Repent in the purging flames so that you may enter Paradise when the seven trumpets sound!
Court dismissed!

>> No.5582851

had fun role playing there OP?
well then on to discussion, the belief of the silver lining.
i personally don't see why one can't do a bad action with good reason, as long as they take responsibility for that bad action.
it's illegal cause if everyone did it without taking responsibility, there would be chaos.
so if you are willing to take the consequences of what you believe in, then go ahead. Enma would know your greater good intentions.
Plus if you already serve the punishment, that should set you back into neutral right? Serve your time then go on living.

>> No.5582860

>>5582851

If you're understanding of your own reasons and still taking responsibility, that's called "repentance", and it means you wouldn't go to Hell in the first place.

>> No.5582870

>>5582860
oh cool that mean I can beat up anyone as long as I accept jail time for it?
shit it's not like I got anything better to do and I got alot of pent up anger.
Be right back going to smack some bitches. Wait would dying for my belief also count?

>> No.5582879

>>5582870
Punishment isn't the same as repentance.

>> No.5582884

>>5582870

>oh cool that mean I can beat up anyone as long as I accept jail time for it?

Yep. But you have to accept that jail time and understand that you deserve it. No trying to escape it.

Ideally for your morality to turn more towards the positive "heaven" than the neutral "reincarnation", you'd also have to regret doing such an act for such a minimal reason.

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5582890

>>5582836
Sorry but i follow a different religion. You have nothing on me.

Flatty.

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>>5582890

All Heavens, Hells, and other Realms Beyond (under denotation "afterlife") are subject to the will and judgment of the Ministry of What's Right and What's Wrong. There is no realm for a soul to travel to beyond without passing judgment by a Yama. Attempts to bypass the Ministry will result in your dimension being demolished by Shinigami and all souls wherein being cast into the Sanzu.

>> No.5582905

>>5582836
That's nice.
HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR

>> No.5582908

You refuse to see the reality laid bare in front of you, Yama. How long do you intend to go on like this?

>> No.5582932

>>5582908
derp

>> No.5582957

>>5582836
>Jewish beliefs
>Japanese god

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>>5582905

You would willingly give your soul to the King in Yellow?

Very well, your judgment has been altered. You shall be sent to Hastur and it shall do with your soul as it pleases.

Court dismissed. Cultists always give me so much goddamn paperwork..

>> No.5582964

>>5582899
So you say i can worship as i want, but ultimately i'm subject to rules i never agreed too?

Thats it. I'm sueing you and your entire setup for religious intolerance.

HELL NO WE WON'T GO.

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>>5582964

YOU are not "subject to the rules" any more than you are "subject to electromagnetism".

How things work is how things work.

>> No.5582980

>>5582964
>implying if there really was a god, he would give a shit about if you agreed to the rules or not
religion just tries to teach you not to be a dick, but the rivalry between cults has done just the opposite.
Just do what you want in life, no regrets incase there is no afterlife, and when you die, let it be.
If you won well congrats, if not, ...well it doesn't matter it's god he doesn't give a fuck what you think.

>> No.5583004

>>5582980
Fuck you. Stop using logic here, i'm trying to use my minority religion in gensokyo status to get money/exemption from the rules.

>> No.5583008
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5583008

>>5582980

There are no "winners" or "losers".

The Repentant will go to their Heaven of choice. Those with no Heaven will go to the Netherworld.
The Sinful will go to the Hell of their fears.

>> No.5583033

>>5583008
AND WHAT OF THE VIKINGS?

TO GET INTO THEIR HEAVEN THEY HAVE TO GO OUT FIGHTING. OFTEN AGAINST INNOCENTS, WHICH WOULD MAKE THEM BAD GUYS BY OTHER RELIGIONS.

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.

>> No.5583036

>>5582836
If you judge everyone by black and white, you might as well judge every single being in this life Black and the only white are slowly become mythical. Surely Hell would rebel against you because it's overpopulated. Thus making you yourself Black. Would such conscious be taking a part of your thoughts, Great Yama of Paradise?

>> No.5583043

>>5583033
>>5583036

Black and White are not subjective. Black and White are not laid down by Men or Gods. Black and White are absolute and the Yama see them as they are.

None may challenge the Ministry of What's Right and What's Wrong. At best, they can cause very annoying filibusters within it.

>> No.5583053

>>5583033

Actually there are many places you can go to if you're a Heathen. Valhalla and Fólkvangr are for hardcore warriors. If you're an ordinary person, you can go to one of the halls of the Aesir, or just go to Hel which is a nice, quiet place, not at all like the similar-sounding Christian underworld.

There's Nastrond, but you only end up there if you're an unrecoverable asshole of the worst kind.

>> No.5583056

>>5583008
im surprise we get a choice afterwards, but i guess the idea that doing good deed will lead to your utopia.
and i rather not force myself to believe in an after life, so if i get to rot in the ground, so be it.
I wish religions didn't have that bullshit rule about "if you are not in our religion you have no chance in heaven" along with "don't believe in other religions".
what are they my wife?
I'll cheat on religions and do 1 night stands with all of them without the fucking marriage trap. either that or don't do religion and use my hand, i'll find my own bliss on earth.

>> No.5583060
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5583060

I'm just a souless mindless animal
If I butcher a room full of people it isn't my fault
I did it because my genetics told me to

>> No.5583064

>>5583036
>thus making you black
because it's overcrowded? really i don't think that's possible, also why should god give a fuck what others think? it's fucking god that's the concept of a perfect being right? know right and wrong, decision is final...still funny how she lost in PoFV.

>> No.5583067

>>5583053

>Hel which is a nice, quiet place, not at all like the similar-sounding Christian underworld.

Hel is a place to freeze your ass off.

Forever.

You'll also be used as a footsoldier against Asgard in Ragnarok.

>> No.5583076

>>5583060
>not taking responsibility
either your parents were terrible or haven't learn the rules of society.
it's hell for you soulless boy. But don't worry it's your soul that suffers not you.

>> No.5583077

>>5583053
>but you only end up there if you're an unrecoverable asshole of the worst kind.

Unlike modern religions where you go there for being a normal person instead of the freak they tell you to be.

>> No.5583080

>>5583056

Religion is a mere concept created by human beings to justify their deaths. How can something so sentient and intelligent die meaningless deaths like the animals do? Because man is trying to run away from his own animality.

Wake up.

>> No.5583085

>>5583064
Oh wow that was just danmaku, sir. And she don't bother about winning or losing as long those she faced stop for a moment to reflect on things (and it did happened to every character) that's the objective of preaching.

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5583089

>>5583080

No matter how much you say that, you are still a part of the eternal wheel.

I urge you to repent before thine judgment.

>> No.5583101

>>5583067

>Hel is a place to freeze your ass off.
>Forever.

There's also a pretty nice spread.

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5583105

>>5583043
Then i shall put you to sense. And claim the heavens for myself!

>> No.5583109

>>5583056
>I wish religions didn't have that bullshit rule about "if you are not in our religion you have no chance in heaven" along with "don't believe in other religions".

Getting serious for a sec there are some religions that don't, India for instance. And Bahai is trying.

However they tend not to spread, showing the whole militant religion thing works to an unfortunate degree.

>> No.5583112

But what if I'm Jewish

>> No.5583120

>>5583109

The whole 'us vs. them' mentality is prevalent everywhere.

>> No.5583123

>>5583105
With that fuooooh spirit and god like body build, you wa shock!
Shake the heavens, Raoh Mu!

>> No.5583127
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5583127

Don't listen to her kids, once you die there's nothing else so live your life without fear of consequence!

>> No.5583130

>>5583089
Screw that, i'll just use my lich powers to take over the heavens. Then once i'm in charge i'll send YOU to the hells.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Flatty.

>> No.5583132

>>5583127
This. Screw punishment. I'll enjoy my unholy life.

>> No.5583141

>>5583120
Some more then others. Some a LOT more than others. The more aggressive about it usually being the ones that hold any real power in the world today.

Kind of depressing how well it works actually.

>> No.5583147

>>5583127
Damnit tewi, stop being a conduit for satan.

>> No.5583159

GOD DAMNIT /JP/ I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT CUTE GIRLS WHY DID THIS TURN INTO A RELIGIOUS DEBATE?
although i'm quite impress how no one has snapped at each other or done or said anything totally retarded. cuddos /jp/.

>> No.5583160

I don't understand how a religion with a polytheistic mythology can also believe in absolute judgment.

>> No.5583166

>>5583056
Fence sitters are faggots. God agreed, don't bother him about it.

>> No.5583172
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5583172

When you die your brain stops working. Therefore you stop thinking. Therefore you have no consciousness and never will again.

The world will go on around your corpse for some time until the universe collapses and explodes or spreads into infinity and freezes.

>> No.5583175

>>5583166
>religion: 100% belief
>atheist: 0% belief
>side lines: 1-99% belief, give or take
if I'm a decent person who doesn't give a shit, I don't see why I don't get to join God's super secret club.

>> No.5583182

>>5583175

The Yama will send you to the Netherworld in such a situation, and the Netherworld is a very nice place in Komachi's opinion (better than most Heavens).

>> No.5583189
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5583189

It's unfortunate to say, but you truly are just a speck of dust in the cosmos. One day the earth will rot, the sun will die, the milky way will scatter, and all particles will drift away aimlessly forever. When the universe reaches a stage that can truly be called 'eternity' there will be nothing left to observe it.

>> No.5583190

>>5583175
There was something i once had explained to me. It went like, "Be you hot or cold i will accept you, but lukewarm can gtfo."

God hates fence sitters more than anything it seems.

Also no one is going to take a flat childish looking judge seriously, shiki should just get Komachi to do all the public work.

Those breasts would convert anyone.

>> No.5583196

>>5583175
>>5583166
>>5583056
>>>/int/ or >>>/b/
Make your choice.

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5583207

>>5583172
>>5583189

The soul is everlasting. You who maintain Hell should know this most of all, as you watch them burn in the Lake of Fire.

>> No.5583209

>>5583190
so all i have to do is be a believer? does it have to be the right one? couldn't my belief that god exist but since god is define as absolute and perfect, why the fuck should god care about what the shit we do?
sure if we fuck up his earth project, then he would send us to hell, but send us to hell just cause we didn't believe? and with so many choices too.
yea fuck it im gonna be a good guy who sits on the fence, if he wants to fuck with me afterward so be it.
fapping to lolis and helping old grannies crossing the street, living the dream.

>> No.5583213

Reported for roleplaying.

>> No.5583214 [SPOILER] 
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5583214

>>5583172
>>5583189

A certain "accident" made certain of it.

There will NEVER be an end to matter or energy.

An "error" has made then infinite. The cosmos is eternal as long as they are in it. Time shall flow forever and their body heat shall bleed out for eternity.

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5583222

You're only on this world for a short time, you'll only ever be remembered by a few people no matter how famous you are. In the end the millions of people who have followed Jesus Christ will be themselves forgotten. This view isn't meant to be nihilistic. Know how small you are so can enjoy the small things in life. Be amazed every time you wake up at the wonders of the earth and it's people. Love the few people you will know and who will remember you.

>> No.5583234

Alright guys i'm sorry, i'm the one that brought religion into this.

I just always thought that meeting a lesser deity and then getting into a religious argument with them about it just to be stubborn, would be funny.

>> No.5583445

>>5582836
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me fapping to your legs

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