/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is that Miku and Luka?

once someone makes a vibrating loli onahole, I'm there.

Until then, waste of money, I'll stick to socks, thanks.

>>5573619
A sock can't massage your penis the same way an onahole can.

which are the ones that last hundreds of times

The lack of larger onaholes bothers me. I don't like the fact that most of the nice looking ones are 1/3 the size of my dick.

>>5573619


Well, they have.

Its just that it looks like a washing machine and costs $80.

So where are the good places to buy this sort of thing?

I'd rather buy a prostate massager

>>5573724


What.

go advertise out your ass somewhere else

>>5573750
What?

>>5573724
Has Japan not yet made a futa-onahole with both together yet?

Do they really have dick massagers you can connect to your USB port and play h-games with?

>>5573786
most likely yes, they have gadget-toilets you can buy with built in vag-washers over there, it's retarded

question is who gives enough of a crap about the sex toys they sell on j-list to keep bugging us about it

aspie trolls or genuine spammers? why not both?

pain in the ass

Why would I want to clean this out every time?

>>5573710
I bought mine onahole from J-List today.

>>5573710


Bought all mine from j-list cause I'm sure they wont tag the box with ANTICHRISTIAN SEX TOYS

>>5573865
My box was tagged "toy for baby". Nothing was opened and everything went well.

>>5573724
Do want. Going to get one now.

>>5573881
If they had opened the package and found sex toys in a parcel marked "toy for baby", that could have gone badly though...

>>5573881 toy for baby
This is horrible.

>>5573881
If someone opens your box, you can always tell them that you own a sex shop.

>>5573924

Thats the best thing you can come up with?

"No seriously, I don't use it, I just own a place that has thousands of them in stock."

>>5573881
Mine said "For the elderly - fragile"

>>5573959
>>5573881
If I had to declare what was in a box when I shipped it, I would have some fun with it too.

I have a black flip hole and I'm very happy with it. But how does it compare with these onaholes? Anyone tried both care to share their experience?

>>5573865
>>5573881
>>5573911
>>5573919
>>5573924

Such isn't illegal in the free world.

Does your country count? Well, is it the U.S.? No? Then it doesn't!

YOU = ASSPAINED WITH JEALOUSY

fuck yeah

yaller morans woohoo u mad

derp

>>5573973
>YOU = ASSPAINED WITH JEALOUSY
>fuck yeah
>yaller morans woohoo u mad
>derp

And why do you quote my post? I haven't said it was illegal or something...

>>5573959
sounds accurate

these kinds of things are typically for old farts, at least in the west

So where the fuck do you get these things?

I'm guessing J-List doesn't have any good shit, as they all label them as "parody goods"

Oh, wise /jp/sies, tell me the wisdom of your kind.

>>5573619

>>5574004
e-nls.com

Easily the largest selection of any online sex toy vendors, decent shipping, and a half-assed english section for those who can't read kana.

>>5573959
You're officially an old man now. At least by eroge standards.

>>5574001
I was 19 when I purchased mine nearly a year ago. The thing's held up fine. I don't know how anyone could break one with regular use.

>>5573973
What are you getting so worked up about? Jesus.

>>5574025
ಠ_ಠ

No way I'd even think of importing something like that, assuming I had the money for it.

>>5574025
Jesus fuck why?

>>5574027
>Spam/advertising/flooding
>You are reporting post 5574027 on /jp/.
hope they ban the url, I mean I know nobody gives a shit but it'd be funny

>>5574025
holy crap, where can i find more pictures/buy these things?

>>5574027


Any recommendations?

Inb4 this was viral marketing and nothing good comes of this.

>>5574081
I have no advice to offer at this time.

>Comes with red lotion to simulate the sweet pain of being with a virgin and breaking her hymen.

;_;

>>5574058
>>5574066
>>5574076
You guys never seen those 1:1 dolls? They have them everywhere but japan have loli versions.

See this pic, that guy is probably thrusting in and out of Youmu right now, how does that make you feel?

>>5574100
he probably is, its 7:40pm

>>5574004

The reason why J-list calls them that is to avoid any restrictions stemming from laws meant to restrict adult entertainment. Simply calling it a "parody" item allows them to sidestep those kinds of laws.

>>5574140

So I'm guessing to just drop a $50 and see what works then? Seems like a lot of this shit is pretty cheap.

>>5574027
Holy crap, if I didn't live at home I'd but the first day of school or the seven one... Jeez, that's nice.

>>5574100

Where can I get one?

>>5574197
Just order it. Can't you get to the door faster than your parents? My package was too large for the mailbox so the postman rang the bell and handed it to me.

>>5574225
You couldn't afford it.

>>5574225
http://www.orient-doll.com/

>>5574249
They do.

And if I get any kind of mail and I get it first and they so much as smell it I get quizzed on its contents.

>>5574237
>Can't you get to the door faster than your parents?
Why would that matter? Your parents don't open your packages/letters, do they?

>parents
they're trolling hard now

...my parent's I mean. They troll on here.

>>5574253
I own one. It's really nice.

>>5574259
You need to tell them to cut that shit out, or else just leave. They're your parents, but I'm also pretty sure opening other people's mail without their consent is technically a crime, no matter who's doing it.

>>5574179


So seriously, am I supposed to just play love glove roulette?

>>5574253
Yus, Nano is the cheapest it seems.

>>5574311
Yeah, I'd like to leave but it's kinda hard to get a job when you're underqualified for everything.

>>5574304

How much did it cost you? I am genuinely interested.

>>5574376
you're under-qualified for to bag my groceries??

then DIE

>>5574395
The nano one seems to be around $3,000

>>5574414
I've been applying to retail outlets mainly but they all refuse.

If I get desperate I can always mop floors but I'd probably commit suicide fairly quickly.

Fake tits - $45
Vagina sex toy - $40
Two pillows - free
Mom's underwear - free

>>5574436
>Vagina sex toy - $40
wtf, overpriced.

>>5574395
I got all the upgraded parts, the onahole, and a maid outfit with shoes. Shipped it cost me around $4,000.

I think I'm gonna get a loli and a catgirl one from e-nls.

>>5574436

>>5574463
mmm thin crust pizza and twice baked potatoes

delicious carbs

>>5574436
>Mom's underwear - free
at the very least get those blue striped panties off jlist

seriously anonymous
get it together

>>5574447

How long have you had it?

>>5574436
>Mom's underwear - free

This brings up different issues altogether.

>>5574448


>catgirl

Link? Whats the difference between a normal one?

little wiggling noodly rubber penis tentacles

>>5574494
IIRC it has lumpy and twisty insides.

>>5574485
Not long. It seems very durable though, and doesn't feel too cheap. You can change out the onahole too.

http://www.en-nls.com/pict2-17525-12000000

>whatthefuckisthisthing.jpg

How does Onaholes feels compared to real vaginas?

If life suddenly took a major turn in some way, and I would get a family of my own, or at least the chance to start one, could I be dissapointed by the real thing then?

II know of 3dpd and all that (and really, why does girls tend to be such sluts? The ones I know of have been fucking around all over the place.), but I can't really let go of the thought of having a family

>>5574560
Just let it go and buy an onahole already.
Asking how does it feel compared to real thing is pointless here. It's not like anybody would know. You're on /jp/ after all.

It's like I'm really in /v/.

>>5574522
Probably feels great.

>>5574494
One of these.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-19168-12001214
http://en-nls.com/pict1-15391-1111
http://en-nls.com/pict1-17274-1111

>>5574522
Sort of reminds me of a turbine. Together with its name, I just can't help but imagine that it would feel like sticking your dick in an A-10.

>>5574611
Looks like it would feel good but it looks terrifying to me.

The A10 seems like the kind of thing that would accidentally rip your dxxk off.

>>5574611
I greatly enjoy their sense of humor in using noodles as an example. But in all honesty, I won't buy it probably because of that.

Alright, planning on getting some/all of these.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-18902-12001214

http://en-nls.com/pict1-19168-1111

http://en-nls.com/pict1-2642-9999

http://en-nls.com/pict1-20666-12001214

http://en-nls.com/pict1-3104-12001213

I pretty much just threw together anything that looked interesting. Any coupons or codes or someshit?

Also, anything that's like >>5573724 ?

It looks crazy enough that I want to try it.

>>5574715
I'm sure you'll find something here.
http://en-nls.com/plist_t-13000012

>>5574493

>>5574588
Yeah I know.
And it's quite possible that I wil get one next time I order something.

Wouldn't the electric ones be better?

>>5574797

I'm guessing not.

>>5574734
hmm... what is this now?

>>5574734
But that's just bro/sis incest, not one-sided creepy mom/son incest.

>>5574734
That is confusing as fuck.