/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They should be fairly easy to avoid considering they come riding on black clouds.

What's with all these mythical creatures travelling with black clouds?

"Bring out yer dead!"
"Here's one."
"I'm not dead! Zun sucks at drawing so he made me look jaundiced."
"Well you look UNdead to me. Now get in the bin."

>>5556054
I guess it is ominous. Whenever it seems like it would begin to rain, pretend to be doing something producive.

"Bring out yer dead!"
"Here's one."
"I'm not dead! Zun sucks at drawing so he made me look jaundiced."
"Well you look ZUNdead to me. Now get in the bin."
>fixed?

>>5556099
You are going to hell. I am sure.

>>5556126

Has it ever really been explained what kasha do with the corpses they steal?

Does the flaming hell run on dead bodies or something?

On one day, you find yourself browsing internet while laying on your most comfortable couch. You have browsed internet for... Oh, so quite long time already and begin to feel drowsy. You take a sip from one of your nippon soft drinks and sigh; "could my life be any better?"
You notice it begins to rain. Falling rain drops, like lullaby from mother earth. You stop browsing and lay on your back, eyes closed listening to that soothing sound in your room so dark. University, money, all the agony seem to silence into dark of night.

Just then all of world seemed like to fall. Fragments of your window fall on the floor. Just out of your window stands a chariot of wheel and flame. This must be a dream or nightmare at least, you believe. Terror still more than real. Chariot's rider hisses at you; "there is dead i see." You try to collect yourself in haste and answer; "but my heart is still beating!" Rider tilts it's head. No, there is no life in you i see. Even your own coffin had you prepare. You stare back at fiery rider from your couch so smooth.
I dont understand, you say. No did i ever believe, rider says. Now you must come with me, to hell and torture for all eternity! In fear you try to get off from the couch. But body wont heed it's master. Rider steps in your room, walks next to you, picks up your limp body and drags it along the floor to it's cart. You catch figure of something feline, before the world turns into chaos. Then it stops after sea of flame. Rider pulls you off the cart with pleased look on it's face. "Dont worry, eternity is time so long it can be wasted." You fall trough flames, into flames. The end.

>>5556235
I believe they just do that as hobby and sinners for work.

I'm so bored, I'm gonna die...

>>5556902

I have slept for all day and it was sunday. Should i be worried?

>>5556027
>Reimu being taken to hell

Yukari would just go and get her.

>>5557671
Nah, she is too lazy. She will be taken to hell too.

>>5557671
It's not like it's real hell, anyway. You can just walk out whenever.

>>5557773
What about the spirits in deepest layer? Oh... Right, they got out once...

It's funny because cats tend to be lazy and sleep a lot.

>>5557671
Fuck yes

>>5557968
Like every animal out there.

>>5557982
There is no room for /jp/ in hell.

/jp/ meetup

>>5559117
me near the edge of the outer core

I wish that she would take all these shitposters to hell. They might not lay around all day but they are worse. They are sinners laying on their back or their ass.