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You wake up shivering on a cold rock floor. It seems that you have fallen asleep while practicing your magic. Looking to the clock Kiritsugu taught you to repair, you see that it is 5:00 AM.

After shrugging off the cold by doing some streches to get your blood flowing, you decide to :

A. Make breakfast
B. Go for a morning jog
C. Practice your projection magic a bit more
D. Sneak into the Einzbern Castle to ejaculate on Ilya's sleeping face

>> No.555517

B. GO GO MAHJONG

>> No.555520

>>555508
Enjoy your ban.

>> No.555521

D. Sneak into the Einzbern Castle to ejaculate on Ilya's sleeping face

>> No.555522

Go make food.
That is the only thing you are good at

>> No.555526

D

>> No.555533

I gb2/sleep

>> No.555543
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>> No.555550
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555550

A. Make breakfast in the GARest way possible.

>> No.555555

>>555543

>> No.555561

>>555555

Sageget.

>>555550

I wish I could prepare a meal like this.

>> No.555571

>>555555
Gentlemen,555555 GET
...Moving right along

>> No.555573

"Trace, on", you mutter.

Ignoring all of your plans, you decide to project something other than a sword. You imagine the smooth plastic block, with the intricate symbol marked into it. Opening your Magic Circuit, you skip all unnecessary steps.

Before long, a tile appears in your hand. It is known as "4 Sou".

Suddenly, red flashes before your eyes, and you feel an extreme form of nausea. Creating the legendary tile was too much for your body, and you collapse on the floor. Muscles spasm throughout your entire being as you try to call Saber.

As you cough up blood, the last thing you hear is a somewhat unfamiliar voice.

"You're a retard, Shirou-san"

DEAD END

>> No.555576

>>555555
Couldn't have been a greater GET.

Now sage me for using the word GET.

>> No.555580

Hurray quoteget

>> No.555602

>>555573

Oh.
That was pretty cool.

>> No.555632

D. Sneak into the Einzbern Castle to ejaculate on Ilya's sleeping face

>> No.555649

beta!?

>> No.555650

>>555576
because you're worth it

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