/jp/ - Otaku Culture

no because i don't jack off to cartoons

>>5553807
>on /jp/

>>5553802
OP, do/can you fap to Yotsuba?

>>5553815

Yotsuba isn't a Touhou, at least not yet. And she probably wouldn't be fappable even if she was.

No one is safe
Except mai waifu but she's not a touhou

>>5553807

>find sexy
>can't fap to
how's that supposed to work

>Reimu
>Pure

hahahahaha

>>5553816
clearly you haven't read that doujin where Yotsuba and gang (except Fuuka) meet 3 well-meaning gaijins and naturally the gaijins rape and drug the shit out of them and later on get them pregnant AND force them into a prostitution ring.

Thanks, Japan, for your racist doujin.

There is no one I find sexy that I cannot fap to!

There are characters I find cute like Suika, Tewi, Chen, etc. that I can't fap to. Basically all the loli Toehoes. I know, I'm ashamed /jp/, but I just can't.

There is nothing I cannot fap to!

The purer something is, the more enjoyable it is to desecrate it.

>>5553819

>sexy

Bad word choice on my part. I mean "attractive." Obviously, Touhous run the gamut of attractiveness, but some of them I don't find attractive, and some that I do find attractive I can't actually imagine in a sexual way because they're too pure or some shit. Reimu is one. Just look at her clothes.

>>5553832
Oh god I remember reading that. [Da Hootch] Four Leaf Lover.

Yamame. I can't fap to doujins of her because I have never seen a decent one.

Can`t fap to Jesus for some reason...

>>5553892

Brb, fapping.

>>5553892
Byakuren sitting on a piece of splinter-filled wood.jpg

>>5553913

Sanae. Don't know why.

>>5553892
Are there any good and translated gangrape doujins yet?

She's too much a touhou mother to me.
And doujins are always about fucking Sanae or Suwako.

>>5553925
There's this.
(Hakurei Jinja Reitaisai 7) [Yuki Kagerou (KANZUME)] Playing Gensoukyo nau (Touhou Project) [English]
It's not hard rape.

>>5553802

Ran for some reason. Probably because of all the tails or something.

>>5553933
Touhou mothers need fucking too.

>>5553919
Sanae stalks the Nue. That's why her perceptions taint anything the Nue corrupts.

all touhou.

i find dem youmu and reimu hot but trust me when i say I never fap to characters i like, except to that one character from stringendo

>>5553934
Thanks.

More?

>>5553957
As far as I know, there is no more.

I found it impossible to fap to Reimu due to the whole "she's too pure" thing. Then I had a dream where she cuddled with me and told me she loved me, and that it was okay for us to have sex if I loved her back.

Then we made sweet love (subtle difference between that and "fucking her senseless") and I now fap to her whenever I get the chance.

>>5553938

This. Keep in mind that Touhou mothers are MOTHERS...meaning they've fucked before and probably know all sorts of kinky shit that you never even thought you'd enjoy. Yukari in particular may be an expert in this.

>>5553962
Don't dismiss Raidenrabo.

http://www.mediafire.com/?wyzxvzfdqjl

>>5553972
Or Takaku-ya for that matter.

http://www.mediafire.com/?oyeolybniiw

>>5553972
I assumed he wanted Byakuren being gang raped.

>>5553976
exactly

>>5553971
All of them got their experience from ZUN.

>>5553976

Did Shinki at any point rape Byakuren?

>>5554002
and 9 month later Alice was born.

Shinki is Alices father.

>>5553832
> and later on get them pregnant AND force them into a prostitution ring
This didnt happen in Four-leaf lover .. sauce??

>>5554008

Well, Byakuren was bound and gagged in Makai, so that explains the rape...but that raises the question on how Byakuren could give birth while in bondage.

Mima

>>5554017
They switched to just handcuffs?

The thought of a tied up Byakuren raped by thousands of demons for many many years turns me on full force.

>>5554030
There surly is hentai of such demongangrape?

>>5554024
what about 12.3 and 12.5?

>>5554052

12.3: Reimu blames little kids for trouble because they look like they're having fun.

12.5: Reimu refuses to cooperate with important paparazzi.

I think when something's too cute or wholesome, you feel too guilty to fap to it. If you're not messed in the head that is

>>5554061

What about Reimu who holds out for true love?

>>5554059
sanae is not a little kid, and paparazi are a nuisance.

>>5554069

Cirno is.

Also, Aya's Gensokyo's premier reporter. Who else is there that is bound to get the most up-to-date information available?

>>5554078
i don't remeber reimu in cirno's scenerio. you tought about marisa.

aya make the incidents she reports about. some repoter.
than again, there is only hatate word for it.
at any rate, reimu don't have to answer questions.

>>5554061

So...by that logic, you should feel guilty for thinking about tricking Flandre to play with your cock and blowing a load in her face?

>>5554071
That's where I disagree with OP. Sex is like a physical demonstration of love, I suppose, the union of two people. I mean actual love making, not just drunken screwing after a party. So if she's got true love in mind, it'll probably follow.

>>5554086
I hope you would feel guilty about that

For me, it's Mokou. I have over 4000 pictures of her saved and not one had I ever fapped to.

For one thing, she is Keine's. Keine is a bro and I can't betray that.

>>5554084

Why not, is she too busy being cooped up in her shrine and whoring herself out to donators?

>>5554088

So...you should feel guilty about thinking about pure/innocent characters like Cirno and her band of morons under any circumstances because they're innocent and naive so it would be like child rape, but in the case of other characters you should only feel guilty from thinking about fucking them senseless with no love present?

Where does that leave a character like Reisen?

>>5554093
her job is secret. all i can tell you she is assisting yukari.

>whoring herself out to donators
ugh, go away.

>>5554109
Not what I said. I meant love making to a character who truly loved you is a good thing. Fucking them senseless isn't.

>>5554114

Well, she is. I bet she put up a sign that says "For every donation, you get a big hug from the resident miko!"

Now, tell me you wouldn't want to donate at the incentive of a Reimu hug.

>>5554084
Cirno is with Reimu in her ending,
but Reimu didn't act at all in 12.3 .

>>5554157
>>5554160
i like this thread, lets not hijack it.
>>5554175

>>5553802
I'm Korean and I feel the same way about some people in K-Pop. Video related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_6WgsXMXkE

Cirno is the purest Touhou.

inb4 getoverhereandfuckme.jpg

>>5554223
LOOK AT THAT BAKA
JUST LOOK AT HER

I can help but fap to all of them. Each one is attractive in their own way and I am too weak to resist. I won't stop until I fap to them all, even Evil Eye Sigma.

For some reason, I can't fap to anything I have an emotional attachment to. So I can't fap to any touhou. As much as I love them, they don't turn me on.

>>5554254
they don't need to be naked to be incredibly hot.

If you fap to touhou you cannot gain entry to gensokyo

>>5554269

That's bullshit.

>>5554272

Touhou with skimpy clothes > naked Touhou. Prove me wrong.

>>5554220
I love me some IU

>>5554281
agreed. i like the room for imagination.

>>5554281

I would, but I can't.

>>5554269
Fuck you! That's the worst thing I've ever heard.

>>5554310

THOSE GARTERS AND STOCKINGS

*fapfapfap*

More Touhous in lingerie?

I can't fap to Ran.

Well, I guess I technically could, but for some retarded reason R-18 artists decided to make her horrendously ugly. I never found a drawing of her naked that does not give her an old hag style humongous tits and butt.

>>5554373

Not lingerie per se, but I'll post what I've got

>>5554386

I still don't get the moniker "old hag." Most renditions of them seem to pin their physical ages around their late 20's, which isn't old at all. Yuyuko as an example, her stated age when she was dead was around 27 or something.

Is it just because every other girl is so much physically younger by comparison?

>>5554403
because pedos.

>>5554412

But the old hags are the hottest Touhous.

I don't fap to my're waifu.

Byakuren crucifix`d in the nude where?

I CANNOT DO IT

>>5554544
That's like saying Rosa and Eva are the hottest Umineko characters. I know there are people who believe that, but really.

>>5554562

Don't confuse "old hags" with old hags. Eva and Rosa are particularly attractive, and Rosa actually is right on the fringe of Touhou's old hags' relative ages. They are literal old women who could be considered attractive but fall more into the MILF range than the Touhou old hags. Yukari, Yuyuko, Byakuren and the like are Christmas cakes; just over 25 but still pretty fucking hot.

Hina