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it's sunday

Sure... But i am out of ideas now, when it comes to spiders.

>Semenweb

>>5549307
>>5549315
>>5549324
Spiders big enough to eat birds?
I'm terrified.

Oh god stop.

>>5549307
>>5549315

Sweet fucking merciful christ

>>5549194
why is Yamame crying?, she is beautiful. I would cause myself urticaria by humping her spider ass.

>>5549355
You sure are romantic.

>>5549307
>>5549315
>>5549324
those spiders better be Japanese.

>>5549307
>>5549315
>>5549324
That's awesome.

>>5549380
uguu~

Absolutely beautiful animals.

Shame I'm bloody scared of them at the same time.

>>5549380
This one looks really cute.

>>5549394
Centipedes are better.
They hunt termites, ants, spiders, bedbugs, mites, and other household pests.

Reminds me that I killed this huge fucking spider last night. I felt bad afterward but the thing ran right across my laptop and freaked the shit out of me.

Saturday is Iku's day... but we had an Iku thread yesterday.

>>5549409
But they invade womens vaginas...

>>5549409
They terrify me even more than spiders.

>>5549413
Its worse when you fail to kill a spider, because then the sense of paranoia that they might bite you for revenge takes over.

I'm okay with spiders, but house centipedes scare the FUCK out of me. Those things look like they should be screaming when they run.

And I don't even know why I'm so afraid of them, it just naturally makes me jump whenever I see one or feel one crawling on me.

REPORTING LIKE THE FIST OF A GOD.

Well, then... let us commence this dark ritual.

>>5549426
Oh god, I know what you mean, that feel kept me awake for almost two days straight. I thought that thing would so try to kill me. On the third day I finally managed to engage it, at least I hope it was that particular spider.

Yamame is cute. I wish I had spiders like her in my backyard.

>>5549448
Are you bringing the goat, or should I?

Yamame is a terrifying monster.

I'm actually okay with spiders most of the time. Little tiny ones that jump are a pain to wrangle to toss outside, but they're actually probably my favorite.

Ones that scare the piss out of me by being huge/fast/appearing out of nowhere often get killed, though.

>>5549471
There's nothing to be afraid of. That's just how she absorbs protein.

>>5549469

Sadly, no goat.
Got to move with the times and do it digitally. Nobody does analogue rituals anymore.

>>5549409
Centipedes are worst out of all of them. Their poison might not be lethal, but it hurts like a mother-fucker

This spider fetish is really freaking me out guys...

>>5549495
Why? Webs are hot. Spiders are hot.

>>5549495

It's more of a platonic love/hate relationship here...

>>5549465

there will never be an adorable loli in a giant web in your backyard. ;_;

>>5549457

Try killing a big, BIG spider and then not having anything to pick it up with- figuring you'll deal with it tomorrow you leave it there.

The next day, realize something EVEN BIGGER came along in the night and ate it/ran off with it. (that fucker was dead, I swear. He was not just stunned or something, fucking guts came out and shit.)

>>5549513
Couldn't a bunch of ants or possibly other bugs lift it? They don't necessarily need to be bigger.

>>5549513
>>5549516
Baby spiders eat their parents when they're born. So after killing one big spider, you could be dealing with hundreds of little ones in your house.

>>5549526

Please don't kill harmless spiders.

>>5549513
>>5549526
>>5549535
That would make a good 4koma

>>5549526
so if i see a dead spider in my house it means there are more....

>>5549493
They have poison? All the centipedes I've seen ran away as soon as I saw them, and after finding out what they eat, I've had an image in my mind of shy little centipede trying to get my attention, but being too shy to talk to me directly, so she goes around and takes care of everything bothering or scaring me, but she's too shy to tell me she's protecting me...
>>5549526
They die fast though, right?

>>5549516

Ants tend to strip bigger prey, so size isn't as much of an obstacle as it seems. As far as spiders go, ants can take down and strip even a goliath birdeater without much effort.

If you're an ant, quantity really is a quality.

>>5549526
What? That freaks me even more out. They might be trying to avenge their mother.

I have these odd spiders in my backward. You know how most spider webs are flat and usually vertical? or look like steel wool made of spider silk? My spiders build their webs like upside down parabola and hang upside down in the center of them.

>>5549565

How does its face look?

Yamame is the best Stage 1 boss.

>>5549565
you gonna get eaten

>>5549573
Never paid much attention, I'll get a better look tomorrow when watering. Their bodies are typically white to gray and I suppose they're just under a quarter in leg span.

A group of them has been appearing out in one of my small trees, living on these upside down webs, for about two years now. It's like an apartment building.

ahaha this one time I was at my friends house and he had this big ass spider, like 2 inches across its abdomen area alone, making a huge web right outside his kitchen window.

Him, me, and our mutual friend went outside to stare at it in fascination. Suddenly, it darts towards a fresh catch or something, but it was essentially coming straight out towards our faces.

Result = 3 grown ass dudes, 21 or so at the time, shrieking like little pussies and running the fuck away.