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A: 「Breakfast? That sounds like too much work..」

B: 「Yeah I made you your breakfast. If you're looking for it I suggest you check the dog's dish! At least one of you two knows how to get up on time to eat it!!」

C: 「What will you have for breakfast today, Anonymous? Shall I make you your regular Coppenhagen Cream waffles, or would you perhaps like to try something new? I've just learned a new way of preparing eggs benedict that involves topping it with a lovely hollandaise sauce made with 3/4 a teaspoon more of white vinegar. Which is of course the wiser choice over balsamic, as the latter's overpowering aroma would most likely ta..」

D: 「I'm sorry, Anonymous. I tried to surprise you with breakfast this morning but ended up just setting the kitchen on fire.. I know I'm no good... I promise I'll get to work on finding a second job so that I can pay for the repairs (again)...」

>> No.554597

I'll take B. Who could blame her? It's my fault after all...

>> No.554600

E.

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E:「Here your breakfast. Now can i get some pills?」

>> No.554604

D!

>> No.554607

Definitely D.

>> No.554613

I'll take the competent one.

>> No.554618

>>554613

That could be A, B, or C.

>> No.554619

>>554591
>A: 「Breakfast? That sounds like too much work..」

I don't know why mendoi is the most popular one. who the hell wants this?

>> No.554624
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E is moe~

>> No.554625

Fuck all of you, C, come over here.

>> No.554627

C.

>> No.554635

C would get annoying over time. She's like that overeager waiter you get at a restaurant that bugs you every 2 seconds with questions about your order.

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>>554619
i do. we could totally hang out.

>> No.554637

C. Most competent, and also, big chest.

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No one likes Yakui ;_;

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gagrehjgukhj

>> No.554642

>>554619
NEET is moe.

>> No.554648

C is boring.

>> No.554652

>>554648
Good.

>> No.554653

I want to give D a hug. ;_;

>> No.554657

Fuck man, A B or D....

fffffffff.....

Shit I need a coin for this one.

>> No.554666

C because I want a real made, not some useless lazy, or annoying or crying girl.

>> No.554670

I can never remember their names. Except for Yakui, Shitai, Dorei and Hidoi.

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>>554670
hope your moonspeak is good.

>> No.554682

I would fuck A with the force of a thousand suns.

I would fuck B with the force of a thousand and one suns.

I would hire C.

I would deny D going anywhere near my house.

>> No.554692

Hey guys let's post some OS-tan and Nijiura maids

>> No.554696

>>554680
Where is nai? ;_;

>> No.554699

>>554696
* Medoi: she is apathetic and thinks everything is bothersome!
* Modoi: she is angry and impatient!
* Kudoi: she is talkative and never stops rambling on!
* Madoi: she is confused and always gets lost!
* Hidoi: she is awful at everything she does!
* Yakui: she is addicted to pharmaceuticals!
* Nemui: she is sleepy all the time and carries a pillow!
* Kurai: she is gloomy!
* Shibai: she is a beautiful actress!
* Shitai: she is a corpse!
* Chikoi: she is very small!
* Dorei: she is a slave!
* Yowai: she is weak and coughs up blood!
* Usai: she is a bunny who yells "SHUP" at you!

>> No.554704

>>554696

Inai you mean?

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>>554638
Yakui is the best one.

>> No.554709

>>554696
>>;_;
Faggot.

>> No.554710

>>554709

One > is enough, faggot.

>> No.554715

>>554709

;_; is /jp/ approved.

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>>554733
hey at least you can see the blush unlike this picture here.

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>> No.554757

>>554699
One dark-skinned girl and she's a slave, nice.

>> No.554759

>>554741
Kinda nice.


Who is that?

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And I'm done.

>> No.554782

>>554769
>>554773
Inaii looks awesome

>> No.554784

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBdOfhugTsY

Yakuiii~

>> No.554798

So do these maids have any manga or anything?

>> No.554802

D, without a doubt

>> No.554826

>>554798
http://shii.org/maids/

http://secchan.net/niche/kareha.pl/1138326889/ - comic archive

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>>554798
They're all Futaba original creations.

Shitai is the best, because she is a nymphomanic dead body.

>> No.554834

Also
http://iitran.secchan.net/img/res/543.html

>> No.554835

>>554699
I loled at the names = meaning

>> No.554866

>>554829
This makes me wonder : Are the other maids aware Shitai is dead and just a corpse held up with strings à la Weekend at Bernie's?

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>>554866
The never knew about this corpse, so I guess no.

>> No.554925

>Shitai is most assuredly not a zombie or living dead. She is 100% dead corpse. However, unearthly spirits cause her panties to be visible in every known picture of her. Also, she's kind of a nyphomaniac, for a dead girl.

*fapfapfap*

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>>554591
I have a solution to this problem.

>> No.554978

No one wants A because A is the maid most like anonymous himself.

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A.

I love Medoi.

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