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What's the one true thing you would do if a Touhou actually encountered you and you knew they were the real deal?

>> No.5540312

Touch their hitbox

>> No.5540315
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>> No.5540311

They would probably kill me. So nothing.

>> No.5540319

>>5540311
NEVER GIVE UP

>> No.5540324

>>5540315

>> No.5540328

>>5540315
What does that mean?

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>>5540308
Not much. For x reasons involving dimensions and all that shit, they don't have their powers. Probably hang out and have a beer or two with her.

>> No.5540336

Would show her shitty threads like this, so we could laugh together

>> No.5540339

Show her the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.5540340 [DELETED] 

>>5540336
Go back to /b/ then you fucking furfag

>> No.5540347

>>5540319
Okay: I would try to talk to her.
Then she'd kill me.

>> No.5540348

I'd fuck her like the alpha male that I am.

>> No.5540362

>>5540328
Look at OP's pic. It's the same color as the text box.

OP should have used the above color scheme

>> No.5540360 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.5540372

Eh, what is there to do? It entirely depends on what Touhou I get to meet. If I had the chance I'd try to chat, I'd try to make a good impression or something, try not to piss them off etc

And maybe try to find a way to get into Gensoukyou though them. Other wisely, I'd just enjoy my limited time with this pretty female and try to make a good memory out of it.

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>>5540340

>> No.5540367 [DELETED] 

>>5540340

This guy's mad, and he forgot his sage.

>> No.5540381

I'd chat with her, ask her what using magic was like.

>> No.5540378 [DELETED] 

>>5540367
You're wicked mad and you know it.

>> No.5540385 [DELETED] 

>>5540378

So mad I might die from being mad.

>> No.5540393

>What's the one true thing you would do if a Touhou actually encountered you and you knew they were the real deal?

"TAKE ME WITH YOU!!"

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>>5540385
That's good to hear.

>> No.5540435

I'd take it easy.

>> No.5540438

>>5540393
"BAKA GAIJIN"

>> No.5540498

>>5540438

In all fairness, I doubt anyone in Gensokyo has seen a foreigner.

We may be celebrities!

>> No.5540509

I'd probably shit bricks at the implications from this that an afterlife does, in fact, exist, and become a monk or something.

>> No.5540851

OP meant to post this thread on pooshlmer.

>> No.5540861

>>5540851
thanks for bumping this shit.

>> No.5540885

>>5540851
I just checked, he's actually posting some nasty nude pictures of your mom there.

>> No.5540920

I would probably try as hard in of not enough

>> No.5540930

>>5540920
What the flying fuck did I just read

>> No.5540960

I WOULD FUKD YOURE TOUHOU

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