/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get the fuck out of here. NOW.

Yeah bro I love Schoolmate too

Thats fine i guess....?

>lucky -> get laid

get out

>>5535490
Now now,
>Get a good dress
He seems to be a crossdresser, so he can stay. If that was a typo though you'll have to hand in your /jp/ membership card though.

It's actually true, all you have to do is be confident and just go talk to girls. That's it. But your thread is going to attract 250+ posts of hate and probably textspam anyway. /jp/ isn't ready for the truth.

>I was a virgin until yesterday

stopped reading.

>Get a good dress
Women don't like faggots.

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>>5535453
You can't fool me, OP.

>>5535505
I'm pretty sure most of us don't care about picking up girls.

>>5535508
This one did apparently.

>/jp/sie

>Get a good dress

I have a beard, that is not going to work at all.

Also, my voice is a lovely baritone, which would further complicate matters.

>>5535508
Yeah they do actually, quite a few of them.

Can this be a bitches and whores thread?

>>5535519
I'm getting hard imagining you trying to woo me in a dress Arc.

>>5535517
Go do that on /a/

Not your blog, reported.

I don't think you lost your virginity.

Enjoy you're hand.

>>5535538
>>5535533
>>5535515
>>5535490
Denial leads to Bad End. Think about that.

Casual sex disgusts me.

This girl is my fetish.

No, not the one OP is talking about but the OP image.

>>5535553
Hime cut? Knee socks? School uniform?

>>5535551
Don't be so high and mighty, serious. How can you look down on others from the bottom?

>>5535547
Not your blog. Rule violation. Think about that.

>>5535582
Like any of that matters.

>>5535582
I post this because you are lonely and I want to cuddle you :3

>>5535484
>implying I kept my virginity till now to give it to a random whore I just met in a bar

>>5535620
>Implying virginity is special
No, it's bad. You need to lose that.

>>5535632
That's true. It's healthy for adults to have sex.

Why do so many people think that having sex is the ultimate goal in life?
It's like they would do anything, especially trying something they're bad at, just to get their penises inside a slut.

>I settled with a random slut from a bar I went too. Aren't I awesome /jp/?

Yea, not really the place.
Go to /b/.
or /r9k/.+

>>5535525

>I'm getting hard imagining you trying to woo me in a dress Arc.

Fascinating. I can only imagine how much you'll jizz everywhere once I've got my webcam set up.

If you dress nicely and are a nice person you'll get laid pretty easily.

I am fitter than /fit/ as well.

I have no desire to have sex just for the sake of having sex though, or else I would have paid two whores for a 3P session a long time ago.

>>5535663
Why do deal in such extremes. You sound really bitter, spitting venom like that. Think how much more relaxed you would feel if you had a caring sexual partner.

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OP, the only way to make this thread /jp/ relevant is to post the 3DCG save from your pic. So please do that.

>>5535663
>Why do so many people think that having sex is the ultimate goal in life?

Because it's true, lol.

Why do you play VNs? Why do you have a waifu? Why do you like cute girl?

Because ultimately you want a relationship, and SEX. If you don't have sex, isn't called "relationship", but just friendship.

p.s. I did not like sex all that much.

>>5535663
Most people believe that once you lose your virginity, you'll become a ubermench afterwards with no flaws whatsoever. No, really. Some also think they'll become rich after fucking some random hooker. What a sad world we live in.

>>5535704
Of course the irony is that posters here say such things while ultimately being obsessed with sex themselves. Best not to chide our fellows that way though.

>>5535704
>Why do you play VNs
Fun
>Why do you have a waifu?
Don't
>Why do you like cute girl?
Don't

>>5535717
No, most people believe that having a good relationship and get laid regulary it's a good boost in your life.

>>5535704
If I wanted to have sex don't you think I would obsess with something that, you know, I can actually have sex with rather than a 2D character?

>>5535729
>no waifu
gtfo my /jp/

>>5535717
You won't become an ubermench but it will help you calm yourself down. Also you'll understand firsthand what sex is and lose all that crushing anxiety that you have around the opposite sex. It's like a switch is flipped in your brain. People who stay virgins, as they get older, just tend to get kind of frustrated and pent-up, especially if they immerse themselves in sexualized media the whole time. It chips away at one's mental health given enough time.

>>5535740
Whoops. I would delete that but most people probably have Jones's archive script installed so it'd still be embarrassing.

>>5535484
If I did that, I'll be probably filled with self-loathing and regret afterwards.
Hope you got yourself checked for STDs.

>>5535704
I want to be an elegant 2D girl and have a relationship with another girl that does not go beyond calmly drinking tea together, holding hands, kissing and sleeping in the same bed.

Where does sex figure into the equation?

>>5535740
>derp derp
Sorry, I can't understand you.

>>5535704
Man, expecting your normalfag logic to apply to /jp/ is idiotic. Yeah, sex is a huge part of life for a lot of people, but some of us just don't care about it a whole lot. I personally have a fairly weak sex drive. It's alright, and I enjoy it and all, but I decided years ago that it's not really worth the trouble when I can just jack off from time to time if I get the urge. I'm sure many /jp/edophiles (the only proper term, don't ever say /jp/sies again) think the same way.

>>5535716

Isn't that because you were raped?

>>5535768

Signs point to yes.

>>5535758
You are sexually confused. You want sex but you are too afraid.

>>5535693
>>5535704
No image macros for you, but no.
Sure, it would be nice, but only if it were a tolerable girl. I don't want to have sex with anyone just so I can say I had sex; if I ever get to do that I'd rather do it with someone I truly love.

At this moment, my hand and the Internet and more than enough.

Sex was great, but i'm too lazy for all that bullshit now.

>>5535787
> I don't want to have sex with anyone just so I can say I had sex; if I ever get to do that I'd rather do it with someone I truly love.
That's fine. But you'll never find the perfect girl, remember that.

>At this moment, my hand and the Internet and more than enough.
Not really, and you know that very well

>>5535747

That's true if you still have hope, but most here have just learned to let it go. It's actually very liberating.

>>5535797
Why do you care about other men's sex life in the first place ?

>>5535797
>Not really, and you know that very well
Maybe you should start some libido inhibitors. if your hand ain't enough, something's wrong here.

>>5535805
Well you can't deny that many posters here seem very frustrated and mad all the time.

>>5535805
> It's actually very liberating.
Actually is very frustrating, but well.

Every day is a bitter day. My mental health is fucked up, and I think everyday to become a little loli.

>>5535797
>That's fine. But you'll never find the perfect girl, remember that.
And that's why I'd rather never have sex than have sex with a random hooker.

>>5535797
Everybody wants sex, it's a biological urge.

/jp/ users do not actively pursue it for the same reason they don't shit on the floor whenever they feel the urge; both that and sex with a girl you don't love (and a 3D girl at that, of all things! ) is disgusting.

(Some of us do shit on the floor whenever they feel the urge, but let's put that aside for the moment. )

>>5535774
Have you had sex since then?

So many posters who haven't achieved Satori.

>>5535829
lol extremizing everything, you sure have serious problems.

>>5535839
I will in 2 more years!

>>5535840
The way of the desperate man is to deal in extremes.

>>5535839
Satori, karma, nirvana, etc...

Fucking placebos. Learn to live, don't be a faggot.

You aren't Sakuya, you can't stop time.

>>5535838

Yes, but it kept on reminding me of being hurt by someone I love so I did not really enjoy it.

>>5535831

You did it wrong then

>>5535481
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>>5535862
Because I have hope

>>5535859
Go forward, not backward, just saying'

>>5535871

I've been trying to. I've moved on in my life and am currently looking for someone I care deeply about to share a romantic relationship with.

I am all about romance!

>>5535840
I guess it was a bad example indeed, so let's fix that.
I'd rather never have sex than have sex with any girl who wants to have sex with me for whatever reason.

>>5535881
Sorry if I was harsh...

>>5535883
I'm 101% with you

OP here, I was lying. I'm still a bitter virgin, and my life isn't great.

I just wanted to have a "delusional thread".

>>5535883
Why do you have such a low opinion of yourself, Anonymous?

>>5535898
Don't do that you bring out the normalfags.

>>5535891

It is fine, talking about it helps.

>>5535910
Yeah, I was raging, but the Schoolmate pic was too nice.

/jp/ is really bad tonight. and yeah I am implying that it's not bad every night.