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Kogasa being obsolete ;_;

>>5524414
The B2 isn't obsolete, the F-117 is.

Kogasa being surprising is redundant. She's ALWAYS surprising, no exceptions.

inb4 Aya on a predator drone.

Aircraft thread?

Kogasa failing on takeoff and sinking a billion dollars into the ocean.

>>5524438

Aya needs to be on an X-1 the first supersonic aircraft built.

>>5524438
i'd think she'd be better on an sr-71

Drones are better.

>>5524468

my vote is for the SR-71. its even called "blackbird" fits perfectly.

Hey look guys it's Reimu

Goddamn /k/ommandos, just how many jet models have you ruined?

>>5524496

I dunno, it's also a good candidate for being called "Alice" because it leaks poop.

SR-71's leak fuel profusely on the ground, until they get up in the air and then the heat of supersonic flight seals the body panels tight. It was the only way to get around everything expanding like mad as the airframe heats up tremendously during flight.

If you ever look at a high res pic of an SR-71 you can see it probably looks sort of wet and like there are dribbles running down its body - (see http://aparejodefortuna.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lockheed_sr-71_blackbird.jpg for what I'm talking about) - yeah, that's fucking jet fuel peeing out of all its seams.

who owns the sky?

THAT ISN'T FOOD YUYUKO

>>5524608
The FBS:
Federal Bureau of the Sky

The flying Master Spark.

Airplane thread?

Awesome

>>5524570

You could also call it Kogasa because of inlet unstart.

>An unstart of an inlet "popped" the shock out of the throat of the inlet immediately stopping the air flow through that inlet, compressor stalling the engine and causing an afterburner blowout, both of which was essential to your acceleration and retaining altitude. After the unsuccessful attempt to get an immediate restart, you were in for head knocking. (Your helmet was knocking rapidly against the canopy), rapidly decelerating, shuttering dive toward the ground. You weren't concerned about the inlets at this point. Your primary efforts were toward getting the engines restarted, because the severity of the initial inlet unstart (it is now called an aerodynamic disturbance by the engineers), the aircraft was placed in a hard yaw causing the other inlet to unstart, the other engine to compressor stall and the other afterburner to flame out, leaving you with a more serious problem and very few options.

TL;DR, it would randomly stall an engine, bash your head into the canopy from the hard turn that resulted, wobble about violently continuing to bang your head into the glass, then stall both engines and go into a horrible rapid dive with the engines off.

I would be surprised.

>>5524643
>An unstart of an inlet "popped" the shock out of the throat of the inlet
Sounds erotic.

>>5524649

If hypersonic propulsion/aerodynamics are your sort of thing.

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

so what touhou would be a hind?

Or an A-10 warthog, for that matter.

Drone Judgement

Name the most goddamn broken, firepower-packing, nigh indestructible touhou.

That's as close to an A-10 Touhou as you'll get.

>>5524679
>>5524720
A-10 is obviously Mokou.

A-10 does not graze.

Mokou can complete her mission and get home even with both her legs shot off.

>>5524720
That's Tenshi, she's a masochist and doesn't care if she gets hit.

>>5524750
IT'S SO CUTE, YET SO OUT OF PLACE...

YET SO CUTE...

>>5524750

Didn't even know Chen was one of the Black Hawk doorgunners in Somalia.

>>5524750

Chen gun?

☢CAUTION!☢CAUTION!☢CAUTION!☢CAUTION!☢

>>5524969
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

Sortie something, and fast!

>>5524988

You already know which is Remilia

>>5524988
Don't worry, I'll shoot it down.

>>5524863
Yeah.
She was in Super Six Four

>>5525009

>>5525003
F16/F2?

Something about the cockpit screams F16/F2...

Lolis' flight? What on ear...

>>5525009

MISSION FAILED

Canceled ;_;

Oh well...Too expensive anyway.

>>5525062
What is this? I'm interested in Rumia.

>>5525069
Damn sexy though.

>>5525069
THEY CANNED PAK-FA?

THOSE BASTARDS!

>Wait, no, that's the Raptor, isn't it?

>FUCKING BUDGET CUTS.

>>5525069
It wasn't canceled, you moron.

Gates just decided to buy less F-22s since they do absolutely nothing for us in Iraq or Afghanistan.

>>5525051
Why would a touhou need fucking helicopters and guns to rampage through our world?

Also, why isn't there a game where I can play as a touhou rampaging through human cities?
Reading peoples minds, opening up borders, stopping time..
That would be fucktastic.

>>5525107
It's not the Raptor's fault it's too good, it's the rest of the world's fault that their planes aren't good enough.

>>5525108
1. Go to nico nico douga
2. Search for touhou and GTA
3. Stop being a newbie

>>5525069
>>5525107
Look on the bright side, Pratt and Whitney is now trying to stuff the engines they designed for the F-22 into a private jet. The engine with thrust vectoring capability.

>>5525122
I know about that mod, but that's different than having a game based around their powers.
There could be mini-games too...

>>5525108
>Reading people's minds
Touhou ripoff of a theme park tycoon game where you play as Satori where?

>>5525144
I'd vector thrust dat ass

>>5525144
...so we still get to turn on a dime, Macross style and whatnot?

HUZZAH!

>>5525112

"On 21 July 2009, the United States Senate voted in favor of ending F-22 production"

>>5525165
They ended production of the amount of F-22s they were going to buy.

PROTIP: USAF are the only costumers. When USAF stops buying, then all production stops. They have absolutely no reason to keep producing F-22s if no one's going to buy them.

>>5525069
>>5525091
Your F-22 Raptor is no match for my RH-66 Comanche stealth attack helicopter!

So canceled that I can't find a higher rez image ;_;

>>5525185
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my sonic boom.

>>5525185

I used to play that game. It was fun. I have it if anyone on /jp/ wants to play multiplayer COMANCHE 4.

>>5525185
Apache Longbow = Comanche obsolete before it was even finished.

>>5525196
You can't hear me at all nigga, creepin' through bushes WITH LITTLE TO NO TEMPERATURE OUTPUT, FAGGOT.

>>5525182

And that's no different than ending the program. There's no reason to produce the F-22 and the 35 at the same time, unless some kind of global conflict breaks out.

>>5525200
I still have Comanche GOLD.

Can't fucking run it on windows 7, even with compatibility mode.

God that game was so much fun, Attack a base after calling off 9 artillery shots and just blasting shit whilst listening to the sweet symphony that is screeching shells destroying oil tankers.

>>5525208
I'd say something witty about heat not being sound, but I'd rather not fight as I know nothing about helicopters, this is /jp/ where we should all take it easy in peace, and I'm getting a headache from some pretty terrible eurobeat.

>>5525236
No such thing as terrible eurobeat, as far as I'm aware.

>>5525246
Well, not terrible, but more I just don't like the way it sounds.

>>5525215
F-35 is not an air superiority fighter. So it does make sense to produce both. F-35 is a strike fighter that will be used to bomb targets in Afghanistan.

Also, production was ended, but the F-22 was not canceled. When you cancel something, it implies you terminated the program before you even used the planes, therefore you don't have any (for example, the Comanche was canceled). The USAF will still have several F-22 squadrons for decades to come.

>>5525236
Fuck you, nigga's be hearing shit all around but their stingers be all like 'what the fuck bitch, shit aint hurr'

>>5525162
>>5525162
Well I'm not sure if they are desperate or serious, but they're advertising using it for 'noise' reduction.

>>5525264
I thought the 35 was multirole.

F-15E is the Strike fighter of choice. Eagle frame: So good, it can afford a pound for air to ground!

Plus, there's the A-10 for just fucking shit up hardcore...

Why would we need a stealth Striker, though?

>>5525266
Niggers wont be hearing shit because the thing never existed to be there to begin with.

>sadfrog.jpg

>>5525281
That was a low blow, man.

>>5525281
...

fuck you dude.

>>5525264

Oh yes, existing planes will be around for some time yet, but the defense bill signed into law on October 28th makes it clear that the program is over. Also, gates has stated that ending production of the F-22 came "in light of the capabilities of the F-35."

>>5525312
YUYUKO

>>5525312

Do you have enough wheels, king of planes?

>>5525312
Letty sure is looking fat.

>>5525278
We put a stealth in your plane you can strike while stealth.

>>5525317
Well then it's not canceled. Production was terminated. But it wasn't canceled. When you say cancel, you mean something entirely different. That was my whole problem all along.

>>5525333

Well, let me ask you this then... Do you ever expect them to make another? I don't.

>>5525328
Dammit Cirno, stop being a Gundam!

>>5525343
They have all the plans and technology to restart production because the program was NOT canceled.

The Advanced Tactical Fighter program for the F-22 was COMPLETED. It's done, it's finished. It was never canceled.

>>5525384

Ok, ok... Jesus. The funding program was canceled.

Guess we have some hardcore military types in here.

>>5525411

That's a great idea. What do they call it, the vomit?

>>5525411
HINA