/jp/ - Otaku Culture

oats, rice, noodles

Never leave the house.

I go to the grocery store monthly-ish.

I should probably buy a larger quantity of food since I never go, but I can't afford much and buying a giant amount would get me even more dirty looks. ;_;

I eat whatever shit I can find for breakfast, oatmeal for lunch, and whatever my mom cooks for dinner. I really never leave the house.

You're not one of us?

I usually ask my mother to get me the stuff I need when she goes shopping. Can't remember the last time I went to a restaurant or store.. must have been years ago.

A bowl of dicks a day for protein.

/jp/ needs to start a restaurant. There would be individual little cubicles where you could eat without having to see anyone, and the waiters/waitresses would dress up like Touhous and VN characters, regardless of gender. There would be internet access and you could either bring a laptop or use a computer there.

It would be perfect.

I order food from amazon.com.

>>5520718
/jp/'s meet up place.

rice everyday with all sort of meat, i sometime go to a kebab restaurant or pizzeria, except spider i kill with a book there is nothing to catch

I order delivery.
There's a gas station about a block away from my house though, so when I run out of money it's easy to just stock up on instant meals.

>>5520743
what would we serve?

Restaurants, cook for myself, when my comes to visit she fixes me something, what my nice landlord old lady shares sometimes.

Yes, I work. I like nice food and expensive hobbies. I will not give those up.

Anything I can microwave.
My dad makes a lot of stuff too. I think he wants to be a chief or something.

>>5520761
Starfish shaped bread.

>>5520761
Most of the menu would be really cheap weeaboo-ish food, like instant ramen. There would also be Angeburgers on the menu.

>>5520743
You would have to talk to the waiters/waitresses still, so your idea is flawed.
A better idea would be terminals in each booth that are connected to a main terminal in the kitchens that allow you to place your order that way. The only waiters you would have would be there to deliver food and take payment.

>>5520770
get out clannad dev

>>5520774
Exactly. They would also be from /jp/, so they wouldn't want contact, and they would know that no matter what, 2D>3D.

I walk down the stairs at dinner time and eat what my mother made. Sometimes when she's out I rummage through the freezer and find something to oven.

Confirmed for waitress.

>>5520772
what about aspergers?

>>5520774
all orders are placed on a 24/7 sticky on /jp/

cooks lurk the thread.

>>5520787
and deletes order posts that are already done.

>>5520787
I can be the cook.

>>5520787
Fund it.
No, really. You've got money.

>>5520798
Let's do this shit.

What would it be called?

I boil some weinars in a can and eat it with some low-calorries veggies, like cabbage.

Also we would need to work in lots of vitamins and shit into the food, so that our customers wouldn't fucking die of scurvy in the restaurant.

>>5520774
Get waitresses to cosplay as maids.
That way you can still attract /jp/ customers and 'normal' customers.
Try it angle it as a "Hooters with maids" and you'd have no problem attracting 'normal' people.

>>5520799
chay pees house of munch

>>5520799
McNEET

I go to the grocery store once a week and order in sometimes.

>>5520811
That's the more practical approach. But then we would scare the /jp/sies away.

I want to eat in restraints but I'm too shy.

>>5520811
/jp/ customers don't want to risk fraternizing with normals though

>>5520815
I like it. It's short, it's catchy, it's mostly just stolen from another name.

Every computer there will have an extensive VN and doujin library, along with a few Touhou games.

You could pay extra to sleep there, use it as a kind of makeshift hotel.

Menu items would include Asburgers, Angeburgers (like the previous burger but greasier), anpan, instant noodles, bird-cooked spaghetti, and other normal foods with somehow /jp/-related names.

At the entrance, there would be a few birds in cages with tiny little props and settings, like kitchens and places where Japanese birds can be cute.

It will be called
/jp/ meet up

>>5520869
>Pun item names
And for dessert: ⑨ Cream.

>>5520869
the tables are all lcd tvs with vns and touhou games linked to them.

every surface in the place must be semen resistant

head chef

>>5520869
This.
Your hostess that greats you at the door is the "Hii hii~" bird.
If you order bird-cooked spaghetti you have the option of watching him cook it for you via webcam.

>>5520889
GREAT
Let's do it.

>>5520879
Genius.

Around Christmas and Valentine's Day, there would be a free photo-taking service. You could order dessert and someone could take a photo of your waifu with the food presented to her so that you wouldn't have to worry about bringing a camera. Just jack the prices up on those days and profit forever.

>>5520878
hop on the nearest highway and follow the smell!

>>5520878
Yes! that's a good name. Now we need to decide where to fund it.

Oh great Boof, owner of the minecraft server, I do not eat, I sustain myself through sheer force of will.

It'll kinda be like that Outback Steak House (I think) where you can throw peanuts on the floor, except at JP's you can shit on the floor.

>>5520900
We all ask out parents for money

>>5520902
Or we can contribute with the money we have saved up for school, but know we will never use. ;_;

My mother goes food shopping, so I never have to. I order out pretty often, but have my mother call because I don't like using the phone.

>>5520901
how will that pass inspection?

>>5520901
That's Rockfish, not Outback

You can order flan. It will look just like normal flan, but on the plate there will be wings drawn on with icing and chocolate.

Also, yukkuri-shaped deserts.

>>5520927
Oh yes.

>>5520927
Patrons who wish to abuse their yukkuri have to be seated in a separate section from those who just want to enjoy them easy

Can we have like wooden boxes in which we seclude ourselves into to simulate eating in the dark?

>>5520948
There are cubicle-like divisions, it's already been said.

>>5520927
It should have whipped cream on top with some red icing to make it look like a poofy hat.

I buy cheap ingredients and cook for myself. I eat one meal a day plus breakfast which I guess amounts to about $70 a month. Eating out is too expensive.

>>5520954
Yes.

>>5520959
You are hired. The bird cooking spaghetti is your new boss.

We would need to spend more money on internet costs, not on ingredients. We'd have to hook up a steady server for Melty Blood and whatnot.

>>5520927
Someone call for take-in?

my mom either makes me real food or like 5/7 times of the week brings me fast food, been like that since a kid

pretty concerning im 125 lbs at 20 after all that

We'd have to have spring rolls or something for the Meiling-based item.

Marisa's dessert could be a cupcake or something with lots of rainbow, star-shaped sprinkles and decorations on top, to simulate a delicious Master Spark.

Man, this is basically just a Touhou-themed dessert restaurant now, and that probably exists somewhere.

We can't just serve desserts guys, NEETs are depending on us for their nutrition. There must also be
-Chen Yakiniku
made of 100% real cat meat

>>5521023
And it comes with Tears of Ran, which is just tap water with a little salt.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN ;_;

>>5521000
only in japan

>>5520982
>5/7 days of the week
>fast food
Jesus fucking nigger christ

>>5521041
While I agree that's no good, do you have any idea the amount of people in the US who eat fast food for at least one meal out of the day, during the workweek? It's a lot. And before you make any US = fatass jokes I'm sure it's that way in other developed nations as well.

Apples, because of Horo.

Can we have a poetry corner for people in despair?

>>5521063
I eat out 6/7 days for dinner.

not fast food, but still.

I'm over six feet tall and 155lbs

>>5521134
No, but there's a soundproof area where you can go to scream and cry and lament your NEETdom and despair. And then you can watch a little bird make you spaghetti, and eat an adorable Touhou-themed dessert afterwards!

Why do you come here to make fun of us, Boof?

>>5521157
I would never do such a thing.

>>5521146
Stick boi BOOF.

>>5521155

(＃‵)3′)▂▂▂▃▄▅ ブォォォォォォォォォｫｫｫｫｫｫｫ

I hope this establishment is really generous with extending credit.

I make runs to the store at night.

>>5521165
You're making fun of us right now. I can tell ;_;

>>5521176
Yup, but if you don't eventually pay, you'll be sent to the basement of the establishment. It's where the fucktards from /a/ who try to sneak in are sent.

we will never make a /jp/ restaurant
sadfrog.jpg

I never leave the house. My mom gets groceries. If I lived on my own I'd cook for myself.

>>5521197
I'm okay with this, especially regarding half the retarded ideas in this thread.

What if we all cleaned ourselves up and became a Host Club for otaku nihon girls

I can't cook, and I eat out a lot, which is more than I should be spending.

>>5520718
I buy the ingredients at local stores or big supermarket chains 90% of the time and make my food. Sometimes I go the the bazaar/outdoor marketplace for fruit.

I sometimes buy made food at the supermarket but rarely it's not that expensive but still a lot more then making stuff yourself.


Here in Croatia we have student restaurants, I eat at them too, we have a student card with 45$ on it, so it pays 2/3 of the price I pay the 1/3. So it's pretty cheap but it only gets me through like half the month. The rest I go and buy groceries at supermarkets or local stores.

I never eat at real restuarants because it's too fucking expensive, it's like 10$ for a meal and thats FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
I don't own or trap any animals.

>>5521191
Locked in the basement for 500 days

of gay orgies

>>5521209

Most of us are too shy for that ;~;

>>5521209
I am not a nihon but I am otaku. I would cum buckets. Please /jp/sempaii...

>>5521223
>>5521226
I'm sure some of you just have low self esteem but could be incredibly attractive.

>>5521216
I never order anything too, too expensive.

/jp/ host club for lonely otaku women

>>5521209
I call dibs on the role of the longhaired probably-bisexual bishounen

>>5521243

Challenge.

>How do you guys eat?
usually with a fork, though sometimes with a spoon.
>Do you go out to restaurants and grocery stores?
Buy groceries because it costs less. That and preparing your own meals is great. I was a line cook at a casino for a while and I can make just about anything. You get a subtle pretentiousness.
>Or do you really never leave the house?
I do my grocery shopping at 3-4am so that my interactions with people are minimized.

>>5520718
>How do you guys eat?

Eating. I mean, what the fuck? We're humans.

>Do you go out to restaurants and grocery stores? Or do you really never leave the house?

I do. Those who says that they do not leave their house are just a bunch of trolls.

>Do you trap small animals that get into your basement?

No, not really. I never did anything like that. By the way, basement?

>>5521243
In that case, I call being the trap-reverse trap-reverse reverse trap that just confuses the fuck out of everyone.

>>5521243

I call dibs on the cool-type with the glasses.

>>5521254
>reverse-reverse-trap
MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK

This just about sums it up.

Can I be the greasy and corpulent pervert with zits all over his face? I already some sweats and can get a generic anime shirt as well as wide brimmed glasses.

>>5521235
Keyword being could be. I'd say about 5% of us.

>>5521276
You can assist us with viral marketing-like strategies.

People will walk in, see their own kind sitting somewhere, and feel at home.

>>5521276
Ironically I bet there is a lot of girls who would secretly request for that archetype.
Many of them probably get molested on trains and start to think more about it and feel curious of those men.
I say you're in. Make it work anon.

Will we have touhou arcade cabinets?

>>5521254

>trap-reverse

A trap is a girl with a male thing, trap-reverse is a guy with a female thing.

>trap-reverse

The guy with a female thing is reversed, so now it's a normal trap, a girl with a male thing. (Two negations nullify the whole negation)

>reverse trap

This is all that is left. The girl with a male thing is reversed again, turning out to be a male with a female thing.

But who will be the boy lolita character

>>5521302
This guy confirmed for the establishment's head accounting manager

>>5521305
>>5521254

sometimes goes to bigger cities to find Asian grocery (about once per month), else going to local grocery store and buy bacon, about once per week

>>5521311

No no no, he's the crossdresser. Like that guy from Prunus Girl.

Why do Americans eat so much bacon? It's really not that popular here.

>>5521316
I was thinking more along the lines of Haruhi from OHSHC

>>5521334
bacon is the king of meats.
we like it here in England too.

>>5521337

But Haruhi is a girl who acts like a guy.
He's the guy who acts like a girl.
You know, to attract the lesbian demographic.

>>5521334
Because it's dirt cheap and hella fatty, so it gives that "satisfying" feeling like all fatty and greasy foods do. Restaurants love to slap it on everything because it's a super cheap ingredient that they can charge a premium extra for, and people will always buy it because they've been addicted since childhood to the feeling they get from it.

>>5521351
I would be okay with attracting the lesbian demographic. Let us fund this immediately.

>restaurants
Yes, both shitty fast food and elegant expensive ones
>grocery stores
Yeah, who doesn't?
>Or do you really never leave the house?
I'm usually forced into leaving for one reason or another
>Do you trap small animals that get into your basement?
Don't have a basement ;_;

pic is from last night, it was in a restaurant

How do you guys eat?
>i eat by puttING FOOD INTO MY MOUTH FAGGET!!!!1
Do you go out to restaurants and grocery stores?
>yes and no. i go to the grocery store weekly and buy multipack of brownies big bag of chips w/e. i go out to fast food places with friends. restrants are expensive yo.
Or do you really never leave the house?
>i do leave the house
Do you trap small animals that get into your basement?
>i dont have a basement. we dont suffer from animal infestation im a scotfag.
This is driving me crazy.

>>5521365
commissary eh
sup military anon

>>5521382
Yes, brilliant idea anon. We have to serve Aikawa's mystical mindfuck candies too.

They come free with the meal, like an after-dinner mint.

>>5521390
But we'll have to employ atleast 10 traps so they can become what the customer wants.

>>5521413
Or just find a girl that also lurks /jp/ and make sure that she looks something like the trap.

I don't leave the house
My mom does the grocery shopping.

>>5521413
5 traps, 5 "guys" who have actually had the operation.
pair them up as look-alikes, switch them out as chosen by the customer.

>>5521413
That won't be a problem on /jp/. There's probably like 3+ in this thread alone.

Now I'm just sad because I know this will never happen.

>>5521422
Yes, yes.
Idea pitch: customer chooses either peach or cola candy.
They are then served it via kiss, like in the attached image

My mom cooks me dinner. Lunch I have to deal with it myself like frozen food, instant noodles or go buy food - 15min walk both ways.

>>5521461
And hiring just one pair will be fine, because hardly anyone will want 3DPD.

>>5521461

I support this idea

I'll be the stoner who sits in the couch all day giggling at anime but is also a genius chef

>>5521252
Fuck you, my life is not just one massive troll.

I either ask parents to get me stuff when they go shopping, or ask them for money to get fast food.

>>5521496

Can you cook a mean curry?

>>5521505
I can make one that will put hair on your balls or get you really high.

>>5521496
You can converse with the birdchef, too.

>>5521516

Can you make "Magical Love Pumpkin Curry"

>>5521541
That will probably be the one that gets you high

This restaurant idea sounds fun. It better have awkward hours to accommodate for odd sleep schedules, though.

>>5521565
Open 11pm - 7am 7 days a week

>>5521565
It runs 24/7 non-stop.

>>5521565
Only open from 5pm - 9am

Alternatively it could be 24/7

>>5521577
It's perfect.

Can employees sleep there? I volunteered for the confusing Aikawa-esque crossdresser role, but I would have nowhere else to go. ;_;

>>5521586
Yes we will have capsule rooms on the upper floor.

I would love to work in a place like this /jp/.
Why do we not go and start this place?

>>5521591
and now I'm starting to wish this place was already built.

>>5521591
And an employees-only onsen out back

>>5521595
Because we have no money.

>>5521606

I'm sure if we all threw together some money we could build this place

>>5521595
Indeed. If enough of us contributed...well, actually, we wouldn't be able to do anything. Maybe find an abandoned building and renovate it and use that as the restaurant?

>>5521617
I would only be able to contribute ~$1500.

>>5521595
I'll setup a board for this. We can draft up a business plan. Anons can either invest themselves or we can all pull strings to get private investors. We will propose the final business plan to a bank and get business loan for whatever costs are outstanding, as well as the necessary licenses. Then we can all sign up for employment positions, those of us who are interested.

Opening circa Q4 2012

You want in on the ground floor Anonymous?

>>5521631

Depends on where it's going to be located. We're spread out all over the country, which kinda hampers things.

>>5521631
I live across the puddle ;_;

>>5521631

I want to contribute and work there, but I'm in university! I can't just drop everything...

>>5521631
Do want, but I'm in Canada. ;_;

ぜつぃぼうした!

>>5521649
I'm in Canada but would graciously relocate if something like this were to actually happen.

I love this idea, but I think the western world isn't ready for it.

>>5521636
I know, isn't it sad? The reality is there's probably not even 2 of us in this thread who live within 400 miles of eachother

>>5521656
I could see it working in Socal if anywhere, if it isn't working already.

ITT roleplay

>>5521636
it's not even one country, we're spread all over the world.
you will never team up with a bunch of /jp/sies and open a restaurant ;_;

Unfortunately, yes. And the idea would fall through even if enough of us did move out to the desired location.

Still, if it was going to happen I would drop everything and move. Not like I have much going on here, just boring NEETdom. As long as there's an Internet connection, I'm fine anywhere.

Let's all move to Tokyo and start it up.
Why would we instantly do better than the other similar shops?
We're all gaijin.
And if my previous trips to glorious nippon have taught me anything, it's that the girls there really, really, really love gaijins.

We'd be a hit.

Alright.
Imagine a cake like this, but made with cannabis butter.

>>5521682
The most delicious, illegal cake ever.

>>5521673
It probably wouldn't fall through to be honest. IF somebody just actually did it. That's always the hardest step when it comes to new ideas; actually doing it. It's really easy to put something out there and make money with it. I mean look at the pet rock for fucks sake. Some guy was probably just sitting around getting stoned and was saying "hurr I'ma paint faces on rocks and sell them wouldn't that be sweet lol"
And it actually worked, he became a millionaire. The only difference is he actually did it. And that idea is infinitely more stupid than this one.

>>5521679
Do they like gaijin reversetrap meidohost?
I want to play too

>>5521692
So let's fucking fund it. Maybe not today, but one day. And if or when we do, someone please notify me.

>>5521682
no
>>5521679
How could we deal with them when none of us know japanese? Also, most of us are not interested on hitting japanese girls.

>>5521706
It's funny because you say "we" when you are openly stating that you won't be doing a thing.

>>5521461
Oh god that manga fucked with my head.

I trap small animals

I'm writing all this down.

>>5521694
Ask yourself these questions:
1) Are you gaijin

If yes, then the answer to your question is also yes.
You don't even have to be good looking, I've seen some fat ugly guys get all the attention because he was a foreigner.

>>5521709
We wouldn't have to genuinely hit on them. It would be part host club, part isolation cafe.

>>5521722
BOOF CAN YOU FUND THIS FOR US

I'VE ALREADY SIGNED UP TO WORK, I'LL TRY TO EARN PROFITS FOR YOU

>>5521709

I'm sure some of us know Japanese, and big cities like Tokyo everyone knows atleast a little bit of English.
Also; we're not hitting on Japanese girls, we're just being a host club.

>>5521724
>isolation cafe
A revolutionary new term! Come and visit the Isolation Cafe! No need to socialize or make eye contact, just enjoy your normal hobbies with a slightly less depressing atmosphere!

>>5521631
Is this board actually happening? I want this.

If we do this in America we will still need a host club section, will any of you be team players and be hosts for the shy, overweight, college-freshman female anime fans that will inevitable show up by the hundreds?

>>5521747
Why only specific hosts for a certain section?
Why not just let them pick what host they want, if he or she is available.

>>5521747
I already said I was fine with attracting the lesbians. As long as it's a place to stay and an opportunity to do something, I'm in, no matter how greasy or fat the customers are.

>>5521722
I love you for this BOOF
This and everything else you've ever done.

>>5521756
This.

And speaking of things BOOF has done in the past, we need to play Banjo Finger Powerhouse at every opportunity possible. Overstayed your welcome in the restaurant? Be driven away with the combination of vampire sisters having intercourse and dueling banjos!

>>5521745
Setting up a quick phpBB right now

>>5521747
If the pay is good I could. I'm not that bad looking if I say so myself. Plus I own a nice suit.

This thread makes me so happy
Yet depresses me

>>5521762
YES

Above all else, you do realize you would need several cooks, right?

How would we make money?
What if people come in just to sit around and they don't order anything?

>>5521760
>driven away
more like drawn in
we'd get thousands of customers.

>>5521781
Chefs fresh out of college are a dime a dozen

>>5521781
Heat up some packet ramen and say a jap cooked it, not like they'd notice.

>>5521782
Government subsidies. Run the restaurant as a psychiatric treatment center of sorts.

>>5521782
they will eventually.

>>5521781
I can cook, worked in a kitchen for several years, don't worry

>>5521782
Just stick up a No Loitering sign, god.

>>5521788
NEET REHABILITATION CENTRE

We could do a cover charge of 5 dollars.

>>5521805
Or a membership fee

>>5521782
That will inevitably happen but think of all the businesses where that happens, they still stay in business right?

>>5521781
Been a chef for 9 years i just never got a career because im stoned most of the time

About that VN room idea.
What if we set up a large LAN network with some common games (TF2, CS;S, etc) to attract the /v/ crowd in additions to having multiple vns?

We could even have the computers set up with those games in a separate area from the ones with VNs so not to intermingle the groups.

>>5521808
Yeah, but they're all comic book shops, or game shops.
We're some kind of host club restaurant NEET hangout place.
I guess we could sell anime and manga, but that never seems to work what with all those streaming and torrent sites.

It will draw in annoying people as well, but I'm sure you guys have some manga lying around somewhere. If you were willing to lend it to our business, we could advertise as a manga cafe as well.

Will we have a private room where people can go and use blow up dolls or other masturbatory aids

>>5521781
I'm not formally trained but both my parents were chefs and I've been cooking for most of my life

>>5521762
why not an IRC?

So, where is that phpBB board

Best idea I've seen from 4chan in ages

Not going to let this one die

>>5521869
Relax, it's not going to die so easily.

How long does it take to make a phpBB?

>>5521883
Forever when you're not really making one.

>>5521889
My dreams, they've been crushed.

>>5521899
Why don't you go make it then

>>5521889
hahaha

Where did everyone gone anyways? This thread was really agitated and now it's like dead.

>>5521926
They're all sitting at their computers crying deeply, because everyone is getting their hopes up despite knowing that it's an impossible idea.

Next step is to describe ourselves with a bit more detail to see what we can do. If this ever happens, of course.

>>5521948
Describe ourselves? Like, give an outline of the business in a more clear manner?

This isn't going to happen, although it'd be cool if it did.
Why won't you guys give up yet? ;_;

>>5521899
You're going to hate me, but I made one, and before posting thought better of it. You see I actually do something semi-important with my server and I'm not confident about posting something that can be traced back to my "real" site. Sorry /jp/, not that I don't love you but there are some serious weirdos who lurk on 4chan. Maybe later when I can secure it up and get a new, masked domain.

>>5521967

A physical description would be preferred. Can't have stringy haired guys with bad acne posing as traps, can we?

>>5521984
Okay, can someone who isn't a pansy do this, then?

>>5521984
...............no words.

no words.

>>5521985
That might turn this into too much of a shitty attention-whoring thread. Better to wait until there's something created specifically for this idea, if that ever happens.

>>5521984
;_;

>>5522039

Pull yourselves together, guys.

Derping to the herp
http://restorande.s4.bizhat.com

superfast free phpbb go

have a blast guys

>>5522100
Fuck yes
The dream goes on

>>5522100
FUCK YEAH REGISTERING FASTER THAN A BEAR

inb4 nobody actually registers

Like any OC in /jp/, nothing actually happens.

>>5522185
At least we could say we had fun

/jp/, you say you want a board to discuss this idea
We give you a board.
And only 2 people register and the other 11 of you lurk as guests.
What the flying fuck.

>mail activation

>>5522200
How am I supposed to function on a non-Anonymous board

>>5522185
>>5522174
Don't be like that.
We could come together and really do something with this, for like, you know, a month.

People are actually...registering?

>>5522206
I think I can turn that off hold on

>mail activation
>didn't get activation key

>>5522246
You obviously typed your email wrong baka

Shit thread.

activate my account goddamn
the name is "dick"

>>5522262
It's /jp/, every thread is a shit thread.

>>5522100
Why not just organise this on a text board or something?

As I'm in Europe and cannot participate I will bookmark the site and check back in a months time.

I wish you all the very best of luck.

>>5522283
International sales rep.
Something like that

>>5522283
Thank you

>>5522269
let's do it on /bun/ lol

i dunno

>>5522283
Thanks, Eurobro.

We'll probably be absolutely nowhere and just depressed at how low we have sunk in life, but the sentiment is appreciated.

>>5522291
I'll start our cooperative in south america then.

Please start this so it can be like watching any /jp/ project fail, only more tangible.

I can't log in and I'm not getting an email.

I go the the grocery store about an hour before closing time on Sunday and usually get myself rice, salmon, premade curry, a sandwich from the deli, fruit and vegetables, instant coffee, cream, and whole wheat bread.

Sometimes I order pizza.

I usually stay in my apartment.

>>5522322
I don't think you have to log in to post do you?

PS out of the few of you who did register if you wanna co-admin just let me know now, I gotta leave in like 20 mins

>>5522333
Guy with Glasses here, I'll co admin

>>5522333
I want this. ni^2.

>>5521312
You live off bacon?

>>5522329

Oh, look somebody is posting in response to the opening topic. That's new.

>>5522344
>>5522340
modded
I think

Onii here, mod me.

>>5522373
yep, thanks!

>>5522366

What's with all the oh so witty responses to
>How do you guys eat?
Do you really think you are funny?

>>5522420
No

>>5522379
modded

That's it for me, have fun guys. Work it out, board's yours. Hope you 3 can admin everything you want, if you even want to lol.

I'll be back later tonight to hopefully contribute to this. If it goes nowhere at least we can say we had fun for 30~ mins.

Keep living the dream friends.

Ask Mugen for advice, as he already owns multiple restaurants.

>>5522434
Later, bro.

>>5520718
I eat like any normal person, actually. I cook meals from ingredients I buy at the grocery store, ramen and instant food when i'm hungry, I eat leftovers alot. Sometimes I go to a resteurant, but not often.

Oh, and I must say that I love bread. It's my #1 snack.

I eat like a human.
With my mouth.

>>5522492
That's weird, I eat like an insect, with my proboscis.

>>5520745
>>5520745
>>5520745
>>5520745

I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD DO THIS.
Fuck yes technology.

>>5521422
If there are any wom
en that lurk /jp/, which I seriously doubt seeing as how they're so much porn of females here and everything is pretty much directly aimed at men fascinated with girls with no regards to what a female would think of it, then they're lesbians any way.
Or is that what want? Fuck, I'm confused now.

>>5522604
I tried it once... Ordered a 12 pack of mountain dew, they charged me like $30 in shipping, and it somehow got back ordered for a month. I wasn't very eager to try it again.

>>5521690
I can think of some other delicious illegal cake.

Immaculate consumption.

>>5522625
That would be best for a host club. And yeah, I'm willing to bet that most women lurking /jp/ are at least a little gay. Also, they're probably misogynists and lolicons.

Less than 30 posts on the restaurant site
Hundreds of views.

Come on, guys.

>>5522738
Sorry, too busy writing my life's work instead.
And by writing, I mean failing horribly at coming up with character names.

>>5522743
FUCKING NAMES, THEY ARE THE WORST PART OF WRITING

You should write about a group of NEETs trying to start a restaurant.

>>5520761
Why has no one shopped Japanese Bird on to this yet?

>>5522604
enjoy everything other than canned food being out of expiration before you get it

Whoa. /jp/, you're actually doing this?
Power to you.

>>5522772
Thanks for not being a dickhead, anon.

>>5522772
We will use this power to succeed.

ITT: One slim-to-no-chance of happening event that makes for the best thread on this shitty, ronery board. Good luck, guys.

>>5522807
Thank you, anon. We'll need that luck.

I'm honestly surprised that this hasn't been bombed with sages and insults yet.

Fuck, I can't get regged using disposable mail. I guess I'll just tell it here instead.
Best of luck to you guys. I swear to God, if you somehow pull it through, I'll fly over the pond to pay you a visit, and make sure to bring along as many people as I can.
From Russia with love, fellow /jp/er.

>>5520743

Japanese Curry and Rice
Japanese Ramen or Udon
Gyu-don
Niku-don

Beer, sake, water, tea.

NO SUGAR SHIT!

Kind of like Yoshinoya.

>>5522841
Thanks, Russianon. It's, well, very very unlikely that this will amount to anything tangible, but even so, your support is valued.

Even if you don't have a lot to say, please come and say it on the forum!

http://restorande.s4.bizhat.com/
Or I guess we could do some IRC

irc.rizon.net
#jpresto

>>5522844
Gotta have some sushi or sashimi.
And none of that california roll shit, either.

>>5522873
>california roll
Don't even bring that shit up, man. What the fuck.

>>5522895
California Roll.
Dragon Roll.
USA Roll.

>>5522899
FUCK THAT, THEN THIS ESTABLISHMENT SHALL BE CANADIAN

NO USA ROLL

>>5522899

if you were serving to /b/tard you could call them the

Rick roll
Duck roll
etc.

groceries to weed, man I never noticed stoners loved /jp/ so much.

Keep in mind,

Will need licenses for the local.
1 for restaurant establishment
1 for sanitation and health compliance
1 for alcohol (if needed)

These usually run in the $800 to $2,000 mark and last for 3 or 4 years.
(This is depending on the city and state rules as well.)

Also if this is a new business, and people want to start their own FRANCHISES in other city's.

Government help is available as well, I believe they give a $8,000 to $15,000 dollar funding (Depending on the type of business.) Since opening a new business and are creating jobs.

>Make regular sandwiches
>Trim off crust and slice diagonally just like they do in Japan
>5 dollars a piece

That's business for you.

>>5522974
We'll add that shit to the fucking menu! That's genius!

Zettai ryouiki.

Work dem socks into this business plan somehow.

Are black people allowed?

>>5523079
Yes.

/jp/ Restaurant that serves as my backup genetic laboratory.

Genius.

>>5523117
As long as you can help us fund it.

>>5523127

Of course. Also, >>5523014

>>5523014
YES

A+ BUSINESS MODEL RIGHT THERE

Hahaha oh man, another thing that will inevitably crush /jp/'s hopes and dr-->>5523014

WANT

>>5523211
>find a loli in need of work or volunteer hours or something
>get her to work
>"Oh, by the way, this is the uniform here..."
>PROFIT
No, this is what an A+ business model look like.

>>5523014

Traps in Zettai Ryouiki

Yesss

>>5523084
We will add chicken to the menu.

On 4chan, everyone once to be the next Scientology raid or KS.
They wanna try to be part of the one thing that finally follows through.

Even if it's a joke, a thread like this will not completely remain as a joke.

But either way, this isn't 4chan's forte.
Someone has to OWN the place. like this shit is gonna work any way.
Seriously, how many people
on /jp/ are fucking business minded? How many people on /jp/ even *like* the idea of business? ..ugh...

>>5520779
That's just a meme internet bias. Even the actual worst of us that somehow manage to fulfil the /jp/'s basic 'requirements' for being unsocial and seriously try very hard to believe 2D>3D would still probably think about going to a maid cafe at least once even though they probably wouldn't actually do it..
Maybe you could somehow get waitresses that were especially good/trained at talking with anti-social people?

Oh, and like, instead of just not having waitresses, you could do the phone thing as well, but instead of just having those, you could put a sign up or something if you don't want the waitress to come to your table...

>>5524126
Fuck!.. I hate the submit button by accident. Oh well.
I'm too lazy to correct my mistakes and if I delete it, people will just read it on easymodo any way...
Fucking laptop...

Nothing can happen till you swing the bat.