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jump in the lake

>>5505595
You see no LAKE to jump in.

Thread reported for roleplaying and CYOA bullshit; I encourage all true NEETs who hate fanfiction to do the same.

Jump in the lake

path obviously.

>>5505604
create LAKE with SHOVEL

Janitor, do your job and delete this thread.

Use ALCOHOL, BACKPACK, and SHOVEL to create a jetpack with an infinite fusion engine that fires danmaku.

>>5505616
You go down the path, to your west is MISTY LAKE, to your west is a VILLAGE, to the south is what appears to be a LARGE PLUME OF STEAM. You automatically jump in the LAKE, it is cold and you cannot see anything. If you spend too long in the lake you are bound to get hypothermia.

>>5505666
Stay in lake.

This will lead to something erotic I know it.

>>5505588
Can you take it to THP please?

>>5505666
>You automatically jump in the LAKE
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5505676
you have died of hypothermia.

You now stand in a line of people at the edge of a river. A recently suicided JAPANESE BUSINESS MAN stands in front of you.

>>5505703

Find a large-breasted woman with a scythe and fuck her.

>>5505684
THP?

>>5505703
Buy lamp.

I'll need it to avoid being eaten by Grues and/or Night Sparrows, I'm sure.

The businessman was ZUN you fools

>>5505727
There is no large breasted women with a scythe to be found. Even if there was you wouldn't be able, you're a ghost now and thus lack the organs to do so.

The line isn't moving, you're probably going to be here for an eternity.

>>5505776
fuck this, i'll leave and wonder around gensokyo as a ghost.

>>5505788
You have wandered around and are now lost in some sort of mist. Proceed further into the mist?

>>5505799
proceed further

>>5505776
Cut to the front of the line.

>>5505799
Y

>>5505788
no no you fool we're going off to see yuyuko-sama! follow the delicious smell of youmu's cooking and we'll be at peace!
I wanna be them little sperms flying around yuyuko!

You see your DEAD BODY floating in the LAKE and flip the fuck out. What do?

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>>5505832
i flip the fuck out

>>5505832
Proceed to try and return into our body by entering through one of the various holes. Which one is writer's choice.

>>5505832
Posession!

Check if our tattoo is still on the ghost body.

>>5505852
You flip the fuck out and contemplate ghost suicide. Commit ghost suicide and end this goddamn thread or possess yourself and become an undead zombie?

>Commit ghost suicide

>>5505879
but there are no zombie touhous.
>commit ghost suicide

>>5505879
Undead zombie.

You'd have to be insanely depressed to commit suicide after you were already dead.

>>5505900
You decide to commit ghost suicide and that touhou CYOA threads are stupid.

I'm REALLY attempted to hijack this, but for some unknown reason nobody chose to jump in the fucking lake whenever I do mine.

Quite a shame.

Oh well, I'll see how this goes...it looks really shitty right now, like watching a train wreck. You know what's going to happen, and it'll end badly...but you just can't stop staring.

>>5505879
hey dude its nothing personal but your style of writing doesn't really set the mood to lead into any epic words we can all fap to, plus did most of our choices for us.
stay neutral, set up the format better, maybe take more detail in the surroundings or personal details to get us to care more, and try fresh another night.
http://www.touhou-project.com/
read some of these, you might be able to make something good.
also didn't moot say something about no more role playing or was that just for /a/?

I'm pretty sure it's already done because you guys fail at this.

>>5505947
Go ahead, it's all yours. Otherwise, game over.

>>5505963
I for one was enjoying the blunt way he was doing it. Though if he kept doing 1 or 2 line responses it wouldn't be very good.

>>5505926
Bummer
look op, there are some haters around who propously make stupid choices like that to destroy good threads. why don't just ignore them?
I mean it's obvious that whoever choose ghost suicide is the same person who reported this thread, espacially after you said it will end the story.

anyway make a new one, and ignore the trolls and haters this time, please?

>>5505963
Don't even start nobody gives a fuck what moot of those other faggots said.

And I think broseph here was making a satire or something. I like the homage to old text adv games though, that was ice cool OP.

>>5505963

Considering my CYOA's only appear during cross-board invasions, and one hasn't happened in...quite some time, I have no reason to post mine...but apparently I can write femdom well enough.

>>5506001
We are your senpai and you will respect us.

>>5505995
ok then you fail to commit ghost suicide as you are a ghost and cannot die. You attempt to drown yourself, but this is ineffective and you accidentally end up possessing yourself. You are now an undead zombie.

OPTIONS:
(1) Swim further into the mist
(2) Swim out of the mist and to shore
(3) Write in

2

>>5506001
It is a satire, and I absolutely guarantee there won't be any stupid TOOHOO DATING SIM or fan made up characters like other CYOA's that appear on this board.

>>5506036
[x] Try to possess the lake

>>5506057

Satires tend to have somewhat better writing.

>>5506056
You are at the edge of a MISTY LAKE, to your WEST is a VILLAGE, to the SOUTH is what appears to be a large PLUME OF STEAM, to the NORTH is a PATH. You are soaking WET and UNDEAD.

>>5506074
Walk south

steam, mist, can't get enough of it

>>5505963
no need for H stories on /jp/.

Reported with several proxies.

>>5506084

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a RUMIA.

>>5506120
Wait for RUMIA, then hit with shovel

>>5506120
Use my Zombie Senses to Detect Brains.

>>5506084
You walk SOUTH towards the large PLUME OF STEAM, turns out it's some HOT SPRINGS, right next to a LARGE HOLE IN THE GROUND that appears to be emitting steam. There appears to be some out of place INDUSTRIAL HARDWARE around the top of the hole and some STAIRS leading down into the hole.

What do you do?
(1) go down STAIRS
(2) jump into HOLE
(3) relax in HOT SPRINGS
(4) inspect INDUSTRIAL HARDWARE

>>5506142
Relax in the springs

>>5506142
(3) relax in HOT SPRINGS

>>5506132

You find no BRAINS.

>>5506142

Aren't there...other things besides the main character? The place is surprisingly sparse.

>>5506168
Gensokyo is not densely populated

>>5506168
What did you expect? it's not like op is doing it for a living, and it's not even DND. it's just lets pretend. why don't you join the fun?

>>5506194
>it's not even DND
Fuck, why not? You guys wanna start a Touhou-themed 3.5 campaign with me?

>>5506214
count me in.

>>5506190

There should still be people around. No fairies were even spotted at the lake.

>>5506084
You walk SOUTH towards the large PLUME OF STEAM, turns out it's some HOT SPRINGS, right next to a LARGE HOLE IN THE GROUND that appears to be emitting steam. There appears to be some out of place INDUSTRIAL HARDWARE around the top of the hole and some STAIRS leading down into the hole.

What do you do?
(1) go down STAIRS
(2) jump into HOLE
(3) relax in HOT SPRINGS
(4) inspect INDUSTRIAL HARDWARE

/jp/ is being slow as fuck.

>>5506226
You're a bro.

>>5506262
(3) relax in HOT SPRINGS
(x) VOID BOWELS in HOT SPRINGS
(x) TROLLFACE

>>5506262
didn't we allready say we want the hot spring? tough personally,
i would go down stairs.
really, hotsprings indicates reimu, and reimu is bad news for zombies. i don't want to get exterminated.
but whatever, hotsprings.

>>5506265
why don't you start a thread about it in /tg/? i don't mean the actual game, but to recruit players. post the link while you are at it.

>>5506262
Are you super stoned?
[] Yes
[X] Yes

Just kidding bro, much love. Hotsprings please.

>>5506302
Nobody would DM that and you know it. brb making thread

>>5506269
You continue relaxing in the hot springs, completely ignoring the ominous countdown and obvious warning lights. The countdown reaches one, and you see a white flash brighter than anything you have ever seen before. You are heavily irradiated and your LAPTOP is temporarily rendered inoperable by the RADIATION. Your RADIATION DAMAGE BAR is maxed out and you are losing health fast, you'd better take some ANTI-RAD or drink some VODKA to recover. You have developed a craving for brains.

(1) drink VODKA in BACKPACK
(2) inspect INDUSTRIAL EQUIPMENT
(3) other

(1) drink VODKA in BACKPACK
(2) inspect INDUSTRIAL EQUIPMENT
(3) Detect BRAINS

>>5506338
do i really need to be hungry for brains?
fuck it give me the volka

>>5506338
>>5506338
drink vodka and get the hell out of there!

>>5506338
Drink vodka while inspecting equipment. It'll make us a better mechanic to be sure.

>>5506328
What, you wouldn't be the DM?

well if no one will i would, but i have 0 experiance so it really should be done by someone else.

>>5506353
You drink all the vodka and are now undead and drunk, your BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT is maxed out. You stumble over to the INDUSTRIAL EQUIPMENT and ask it out on a date, it refuses. You see a GREEN BLUR hovering above you collapse due to your LOW ALCOHOL TOLERANCE LEVEL
You wake up to find yourself in what appears to be a HOSPITAL BED made of BAMBOO and BAMBOO PRODUCTS. You are no longer UNDEAD.
What do?
(1) get out of bed
(2) call for help
(3) other

>>5506427
Examine SELF

Hey,sounds fun,I'm joining.

(2)!

Why not flatter a GOOD Webcomic

>>5506417
Maybe I can DM, at your own peril though. I'm not a seasoned DM by any means whatsoever

>>5506427
[X] Tasukette Eirin-chyama~

>>5506439
You are in a HOSPITAL BED made of BAMBOO and made of BAMBOO byproducts. You appear to be PERFECTLY HEALTHY. Your BACKPACK is by the side of the bed, your SHOVEL is present, your $50 and LAPTOP(the one with your Touhou games on it) are missing. A Nintendo DS lies on a bedstand by the hospital bed. You hear footsteps approaching.
What do?
(1) get out of bed
(2) call for help
(3) other

>>5506494
Punch whoever comes in

>>5506494
(3) Boot up DS, play pokemon, when whoever arrives through the door ask them if they'd like to see my pokemans

>>5506514

>>5506514
The bunny girl REISEN approaches and notices you are awake, you attempt to punch her, but fail due to the IV in your ARM. she tells you that a KAPPA dropped you here after you had been HEAVILY IRRADIATED by an UNDERGROUND NUCLEAR TEST that the KAPPA were conducting. She tells you it was amazing that you pulled through especially given that you were DEAD. She also tells you that while you are PERFECTLY HEALTHY you cannot leave until you have played NINTENDO DS against some UNNAMED PERSON.

What do?
(1) talk to REISEN
(2) ask what happened to your $50 and LAPTOP
(3) ask what it's like being from the Moon
(4) start playing NINTENDO DS
(5) other

>>5506619
play

>>5506635
if that unamed person is who i think it is, this will take forever.

>>5506619
(3)

DS battlan time
We're the Bomberman MASTER
Some unnamed person ain't got shit on us

>>5506635
You open up the Nintendo DS, it's one of those goddamn JRPGs and Reisen tells you have go on quests so this unnamed person can collect some stupid items. This UNNAMED PERSON, goes by a game name of LUNARPRINCESS

What do?
(1) Ask Reisen what it's like hiding KAGUYA from the LUNAR EMISSARIES
(2) Grind away endlessly at the JRPG
(3) Ask what happened to your laptop and money

(3) start playing NINTENDO DS

>>5506739
(2) Grind away
Ask Reisen to be a dear and fetch us some coffee
Queue up some IOSYS
FML

(3) Ask what happened to your laptop and money

>This thread

/tg/, when did you get in here?

>>5506772
F.O.E
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>>5506741
You grind away endlessly at the JRPG in your COMFORTABLE BED, which turns out to be quite addicting. Soon you finish up the game and REISEN gives you another one which you eagerly take. You become interested in nothing but JRPGs(not the good ones either). You isolate yourself in the hospital room, and play crappy JRPGs all day long until you die totally missing out on the next Touhou game and live the most boring life ever.

BAD ENDING: you didn't escape from Gensokyo or get your laptop back.

>>5506880
YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU,
DIE IN REAL LIFE

>>5506891
I had to end it some how, this one really didn't go to well. And there's a thread in /tg/ going now.