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Daily Autism thread.

I'm well aware that I can fly.

Reported.

I'm still drinking the bottles with the X or skull on it.

I will try to fly though.

>>5498250
holy shit

i'm flying high, with magical herb

It took me a long time to get these jokes, because I forgot that orin was the corpse wheeler

look im beating my dick hard
oh wait thats the wrong one

>>5498275

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S5443511

Moe moe thread.

>>5498255
wtf? You should be! ... Fine, listen now. Do it like this.

Pour that liquid from bottle with flame sign on it, all over you body. Clothing is important. Now go seek high spot with long fall. Light yourself in flames and fly like a phoenix or like that guy from lord of the rings the movie serie. It shouldn't be that hard!

I bet orin is a whore for fuel

>>5498311
>>Light yourself in flames and fly like a phoenix or like that guy from lord of the rings the movie serie.

I already drank all the flame bottle before. I like Lord of the Rings though because I like Queen's Blade!

I don't have much else in my home besides my anime figures and a bottle of chocolate milk.

But if you find yourself to be so lost.
You need operation for your skull. I recommend getting one. You can do this yourself just fine. This should be simple enough.

1.Open your skull with hammer. "Hit your head with one, full force." Just above nose for critial hit.

When you have wised up. Come back.

>>5498233
Should I give this a try?

>>5498380

Chocolate milk sucks. I prefer regular milk.

>>5498418
That looks promising enough. I bet you could fly like an angel with that one.

>>5498380
For you... I got special advice... Those figures! Eat them! Swallow down, one by one! If you believe you cant do it. ...You can cut them into pieces before and then swallow them.

>>5498452
They are paper figures. I had to eat some before (I was really hungry) but it didn't affect me much.

Maybe I can pay for flying lessons? I like planes.

>>5498501
... Paper figures wont do. Flying lessons you say? Well... I'd say you only need to know how to start up the plane and raise it to air. Rest is unnecessary. But!

There is special way to fly... Find highest spot, roof or something similiar, the higher the better. Think of happy things and jump off! You will fly.

Does flying hurt?
Maybe I'll try bungie jumping instead

am I the only person who doesn't like this retarded artwork?

MOTTO MOTTO

>>5498703
yes

>>5498703
No I hate it as much as walfas and Little Shrimp, they all look retarded.

>>5498703
how could anyone hate bkub?

>>5498713
You look retarded.

>>5498713

>>5498702
Aah... Noo... It doesnt hurt at all. But it can be bit exciting for first time. Bungee jump on the other hand, will. Just think of the impact that comes when rope ends. It will hurt.

But if you have to do it. Make small cuts in rope. So that it will break and save you from impact. Then you can truly be free and if anyone tells you otherwise. Tell them i know better.

Why is Orin trying to kill me?

>>5498765
She's not trying to kill you, she just wants to help you to fly. :3

But I really can fly. Pic related, the type I generally fly.

>>5498777
What would a cat from Hell know about a human's ability to fly?

>>5498777
That is correct.

Is this some kind of spin off of Angry Drunk Chen?

>>5498813
no, it's been going for a few days. orin is starved for corpses.

>>5498817
Shouldn't that just mean she can go on vacation?

>>5498764
I will consider this

Yes, I CAN fly.

>>5498806
I watch alot movies.
>>5498823
Good, i encourage you to hurry. You are not going to stay young forever.

All that happened was my back hurts where I rolled over a rock on landing. I probably shouldn't have used the glider.

>>5498856
I wonder what Troll Danmaku would look like?

O-Orin... s-sir?
I'll kill myself if you promise we'll be t-together

;__________;

>>5498873
Use the glider to gain some distance from the mountain, but drop it once you're out there.

I don't really like flying. Can I take up cycling with my son?

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=7972

>>5498233
what you talking about orin

>>5498908

what? but i just come back from the war you suggest me to start last week

>>5498912

Why would you go onstage after smoking Cali kush? I just do not even understand....

>>5498913
Huh! That is a surprise. How is it going? Anything new from front?
>>5498892
Oh no... Necromantic fools again...
>>5498908
Fine by me. But i doubt that you could cycle like that with your son. Remember to wear helmet.
>>5498856
You look about ready already.
>>5498911
Please check out my skull operation instructions.

Good, good. I believe that on one day we manage to build bond of trust between us.