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>> No.5497885

[!] -> [-]

>> No.5497886

PAD SLUT
what do I win?

>> No.5497887
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5497887

Reported
Go back to /v/

>> No.5497890

So I heard the backwards Anon is post in the ghost board again.

>> No.5497891

sage

>> No.5497893

Please don't bring /a/ to /jp/.

>> No.5497897

>>5497890
*posting
And Eksopl confirmed it.
Polite sage

>> No.5497898

There is that little mark up near the top of that picture; it bothers me. That in itself is a pretty good troll.

>> No.5497907

>>5497887
> telling someone to go to /v/
> posting /a/ level reaction image

Seriously, someone needs to fire you cause you suck at your job.

>> No.5497908
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5497908

Why are you so mad, /jp/?

>> No.5497915

>>5497907
Using green text wrong, not knowing that Railgun is /jp/ related, etc.

Leave.

>> No.5497920
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>>5497907
hahahahha you got trolled

>> No.5497921
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>> No.5497923

>>5497915
>Railgun is /jp/ related
Get out of /jp/.jpg

>> No.5497926

>>5497915
Shut up Saten spammer.

>> No.5497928

>>5497915
Railgun is not and will never be /jp/ related

/a/ awaits you newfriend

>> No.5497931

/jp/ - To Aru Kagaku no Railgun Culture

>> No.5497934

>>5497923
>>5497926
>>5497928
Trolled hard.

>> No.5497939

>>5497934
If joking is a troll then I'm a professional troll.

>> No.5497942

>>5497934
It wasn't a troll, Railgun actually is /jp/ related.

>> No.5497946

>>5497934
Go back to reading Harry Potter, listening to Justin Beiber, and jerking off to old Tenchi Muyo hentai you fucking cockgobbling shitposter.

>> No.5497947

>>5497942
GTFO

>> No.5497952

/jp/ what the fuck, just report and hide and ignore the fucking thread. What is wrong with you?

>> No.5497959

>>5497879
SｔｏP_ddｏＳIｎＧ_Ｗwｗ.ＡnＯXnＴＸＡLＫ.SE RｅｍoｖＥ ａｌｌ_Ｘ_IN_ＴHＡt UrL
dj ttqautwql imm npwa mvthzf pzxs tjhcblu

>> No.5497960

Cirno is the best touhou, IOSYS is the best band ever, I dance to Cirno's Math Class every day with my friends and read doujinshi with them while comparing our waifus.

I play Touhou on easy mode, and go to conventions dressed up as Cirno, with my friends. Tsukihime? What's that? I think this thread is epic XD

>> No.5497966

/0

>> No.5497967

>>5497960
I think this guy is white and doesn't smoke weeds. He is also a fat neckbeard who lives in a basement.

>> No.5497973

>>5497967

MY MOMMY SAID THAT DRUGS ARE BAD

>> No.5497975

>>5497967

No but he is a braindead fucktard, so you're close.

>> No.5497981

I wear stockings because I want to be the little girl and escape from my crushing reality as a basement dwelling neckbeard.

As I stuff pocky down my throat, the crumbs tumbling into my rolls of hairy fat, I imagine how good it would feel to be caressed and loved. I want to eat cum that isn't my own for a change.

>> No.5497986

>>5497981
*grabs dick*

>> No.5497987
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5497987

Hey /jp/, /a/non here. I heard Touhou is a pretty fun series of shooters, so I thought I'd give it a try. Which ones were your favorites? What would you recommend for a beginner to shootemups?

The worst part is this is only considered a troll on /jp/

>> No.5497993

>>5497986

KYAAA, ANON-KUN IS LOOKING AT ME AND GRABBING HIS PENI PENI

DOUSHIOOOOOOO~ *blush*

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>>5497946

>> No.5497998

>>5497981
almost there, keep going...

>> No.5497999

Moe is the best thing to happen to animes since ...

I can't do it. Damn me. Damn me to hell.

>> No.5498009

>>5497999
That's not trolling, what you were about to say is true.

>> No.5498011

>>5497999

Oh, you were so close to achieving MAXIMUM TROLL.

>> No.5498014

>>5497999
Try this
I FUCKED YOU'RE TOUHOU.

HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, KNOWING THAT REMILIA SCARLET'S TIGHT PASSAGE WAS PENETRATED BY MY PONDEROUS PECKER? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, WEEABOO, KNOWING THAT YOUR FAVORITE SEXY VAMP WHIMPERED IN A MIXTURE OF PAIN AND PLEASURE AS I THRUST REPEATEDLY INTO HER WHILE KNEADING HER CUTE LOLI CHEST? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT I PACKED HER PUSSY WITH MY SUCCULENT SPERM, THEN FLIPPED HER OVER AND STUCK IT IN HER POOPER? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, LOSER WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT YOUR TOUHOU SQUEALED LIKE A STUCK PIG AND CAME WITH MY COCK IN HER TIGHT ASSHOLE? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, PATHETIC LOSER WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT AS SHE LAY THERE, SORE AND SHAKING, SEMEN SLOWLY LEAKING FROM FRONT AND BACK, SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT ME AND MY HUGE COCK?

FELT GOOD, MAN.

>> No.5498018

>>5497987
More like teh best part amirite?

>> No.5498019

>>5498009
this, no troll

>> No.5498020

>>5498014

>she

girls_laughing.jpg

that was a man, baby

>> No.5498021

I like moe anime and playing tou-hou on easy modo.
Shuffle series two was the best VN adaptation ever!

>> No.5498022

This board if full of people I'd have sex with(I'm a woman)

>> No.5498023

/jp/ sucks

>> No.5498024

>>5498009
>>5498019

/thread, nobody is going to top this.

>> No.5498025

>>inplying that I have apsergers

>> No.5498030
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>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

>> No.5498031

>>5498023

OP said to troll hard, not state factual information.

>> No.5498032
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5498032

/v/ said I should go here. I was fighting against ashikaga house and then suddenly Hara house attacked me. What do?

Anyway, Rance general thread.

>> No.5498037

Korea is superior to Japan in every way.

>> No.5498039

I AM A HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC

GIRLS ARE THREE DEE PIG DISGUSTING BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT GO OUT WITH ME

>> No.5498041

Large breasts are disgusting cancer. Flat chests and big dicks are win.

>> No.5498042
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>>5498020
Not true but close enough.

>> No.5498048
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>>5498039
oh look here's a gif of you

>> No.5498050

/jp/ Does not suck and is the paragon of the internet. The yardstick to which every site is judged by.

NEETS are the true custodians of this temple of fine artistic creation. In a place that can never be described as excrement.

>> No.5498056

>make fun thread for /jp/
>go browse /v/ for a bit
>come back
>everyone is saging
man why is /jp/ so f*cking mad all the time

>> No.5498068

Fuck this thread, I'm going to spam CP to summon a mod. Fuck the archive, I don't care anymore.

>> No.5498071

Asbergers is way cool and should be made a requirement to post here.

>> No.5498076
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5498076

>>5498056

inb4 /jp/ says sage means something else, when in all reality it's only used for negative purposes.

>> No.5498077

People who sage and report a lot or filter are not autistic in any way

>> No.5498082

>>5498071

i ahev apsburgers

>> No.5498084

I have to confess: I'm hard gay for ZUN!bar, Sion and Jones. But I'm thinking of settling down recently. /jp/, who should I choose?

>> No.5498085

I like Naruto and I only come to /jp/ for Type-moon threads.

>> No.5498088

>>5498084
they're all the same person, its' DID

>> No.5498091

Cirno is mai waifu

every night i put my onahole in the freezer to replicate the pleasure of breaking an ice fairy's hymen and cumming inside her cold, underaged vagina

>> No.5498094

i like to masturbate through prostate stimulation

i have four dildos, my favorite is Mr. Twisty

>> No.5498095

/jp/ can't resist replying to every thread but at the same time doesn't want to see it on the board. Thus, sage.

>>5498076
I'm totally lashing out at you by saging this thread. Take it, bitch.

>> No.5498098

i'm sorry arc but you've taken 11 seconds now im afraid you're disqualified
please cease posting or the moderators will have to escort you out

>> No.5498103

>>5498094
Do you twist it?

>> No.5498105

>>5498076

S'true. If /jp/ actually wanted to sage without rousing a shitstorm, they could just use noko+sage

>> No.5498112

>>5498094
I believe you mean ``Mr. Sunshine"

>> No.5498113

>>5498098

SHUT UP I AM ALMOST AT MAXIMUM TROLL OUTPUT

TROLLING AT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY PERCENT.

>>5498103


yes

>> No.5498127

I unlocked the Extra levels on TH12.3

>> No.5498128
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>>5498113
TROLLING AT OVER ONE HUNDRED


and they said it could never be done

>> No.5498130

:O

>> No.5498133
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>>5497882
Let's talk about the magic of love.

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HERE'S AN EPIC MEME FROM THE FIRST VN EVER, SUKIHIM.

>> No.5498143

I'm an EXPERT PROGRAMMER and I haven't read SICP yet. How does this make you feel /prog/?

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5498149

OLOL BAKA 9 xD !!!!!!111!1!!

^____________________________^

>> No.5498150

>>5498144
>Gensokyo
>Man
Sure is bad trolling here.

>> No.5498159

If you read ANON backward, it becomes

NANO. So... NANO... KA

>> No.5498182
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5498182

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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>>5498159
good one

>> No.5498201
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5498201

This thread seems to be lacking something...

>> No.5498202

>>5498150

Sure is a secondary here.

>> No.5498206

>>5498201
Fail troll is fail.

>> No.5498209

>>5498201
fail

>> No.5498229

>>5497880

ｓTＯP_dｄＯSInG Ｗww.AnｏXｎｔＸａＬＫ.sｅ_rＥｍｏｖE ＡＬl_ｘ ｉn_ｔhAＴ_URＬ
t sm buw c pug c w uyfvisiewicvsww r tmv nrp

>> No.5498232

Count the number of Railgun threads on the front page.

>> No.5498242

>>5498232
One samefag bumping threads from page 15, yeah I'm getting trolled hard.

>> No.5498244
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>>5498206
>>5498209

>implying I'll put any energy into trolling an /a/-knock-off thread

>> No.5498246

>>5498244
>44

Nice get.

>> No.5498247

>>5498201

>Yami holding up 1 finger
>post ending in 1

...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.5498254

>>5498244
LOL fake KoG can't get a 5

>> No.5498256

Kill yourself, KoG.

>> No.5498257

>>5498244
saw this on /v/ and /cgl/ before the /a/ thread appeared so I'd call it a /v/ knock-off

>> No.5498262

>>5498246
double isn't KoG

>> No.5498267
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>>5498254
>>5498256

Are you irritated?

>> No.5498276

>>5498267
This has to be the biggest troll ever. KoG not getting 5 or 9?

>> No.5498277

>>5498267

5+4+9+8+2+6+7=41
4+1=!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5498290

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/539133

How does this make people from /a/ feel?

>> No.5498292

>>5498290
not new

>> No.5498304

>People giving attention to KoG

Consider me trolled.

>> No.5498309
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5498309

My face when KoG came back to the internet.

>> No.5498310

>>5498290
Feels good man.

>> No.5498313

>>5498304
You are using greentext wrong. Consider me trolled.

>> No.5498342
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Hey /jp/, what's a good VN to start off with?

In return tits.

>> No.5498358

>>5497882

Hi /jp/. Yesterday I went out with some friends, and I meet a nice girl called Yessica. She is 20, and she is beatifull. We went to a pub and drink a little bit.

We started drinking and drinking untill we got drunk. As I couldn't even stand in my legs, she invited me to sleep at her house that was near the pub.

The rest... well, that's history. We started to kiss each other, and touch us in the special zones. Then we got undressed and started doing magical things.

I wont forgive that night.

Now I have a big headache and my body hurts, but I'd do it again if I had the chance to do it again. Shit, that was magical.

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>>5498358
>I wont forgive that night.

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5498372

Bumping...

>> No.5498373

OnLive services will replace Steam in the near future with their full library of games.

>> No.5498390

What's this anime called Touhou?

>> No.5498406

Western cartoons > Japanese cartoons. Come to think of it, Japanese cartoons are a bad clone of western cartoons. Western invented cartoons first, and then Japan copied them and changed it's name to "anime". The same for the comics, they copied them and called them "Manga".

"Uuuuuh I'm an otaku, baka gaiyins don't know about our superior animus and mangus hurrrr durrrr"

>> No.5498441

>>5497878
ＳTＯp DＤOSｉNＧ_ｗｗＷ.anOｘｎＴＸAＬｋ.Ｓｅ_ＲｅｍＯｖＥ ＡＬl_x ｉn thaＴ ＵＲL
ezn lehknfrogsosegg k ir dm nl onc ps

>> No.5498451

what's the point of this board? it's the same thing as /a/

>> No.5498453

Is there an art patch for Umineko like the Higurashi one?

>> No.5498469

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-crjyRhRkA

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