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seems legit

That's a true brother.
I didn't know waifus can give real childrens.

wat

Old musky yellowish paper and typewriter letters.

LEGIT.

That one isn't legit

Its a photoshop, original was found

Proven fake.

>>5490547
You say that and yet provide no proof of your claim.

Is there anyone who'd actually believe this isn't fake? I mean come on in my shitty country we get printed birth certificates not typewriter ones.

Why would anyone lie about their kid being named after a racist?

>>5490558
reported

>>5490538
>Date of Birth: May 4th 2010
>Place of Birth: Mombasa
REAL LEGIT THIS IS THE REAL DEAL

1999

>>5490559
SHE IS NOT EVIL SHE IS BADASS

>implying somebody on /jp/ is married and has a kid

>>5490579
Racists are evil now? Racists can't be badass now?

>>5490585

>>5490585

That looks pretty fake, the letters don't even bend a bit in the folded line

>>5490585
I was just skipping a few stages in the argument. we can go and do them now if you like.
also,
>Racists are evil now?
welcome to the 20th century.
>Racists can't be badass now?
anyone can be badass. but sometimes a badass is mistaken to be evil, instead of just not very nice.


>>5490559
Reimu is not a racist. it's not her fault that youkais eat humans and needs to be exterminated.

>>5490655
Youkai don't eat humans anymore. Looks like you're the one that needs to be welcomed to the 20th century.

According to that, they got married when he was 15 years old. Doesn't seem quite right.

Reimu is a perfectly good name.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5415581#5415801

>>5490674
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5415581#p5415801

self fix

>>5490695

but they do have laptops

>>5490663
gensokyo is not in the 20th century. they don't even have cars.
pic related, youkais that eat humans.

it's like the guy who named his son Sephiroth, it was true

Anyone remember the thread of that guy asking for recommendation on his stepsister's name. It was a tie on Remilia and some other name...

>>5490695
Correct. Gensokyo is in the 21st century. They don't have the industrial base for advanced technology, but sometimes items find their way into Gensokyo regardless.

I'm going to name my daughters Alice and Marisa. It effectively hides powerlevel.

>>5490898
isn't there something about yukari having a cellphone for ran and chen?

It's a cute name... What? I mean, shvartza all name their kids shit like Destiny and Ecstasy and Luh-fuh-shun-duh and just completely make up names. I don't see the problem. I mean, yeah, it's weeaboo but it's not like they named her Naruto. Most people aren't gonna recognize it.

>>5490911
I would name my daughters Emilia and Francine since Anon concluded that Andrée doesn't sound like Flandre

I'm going to name my doughter flan. or patchouli. or satori. or suika. or tewi. or eirin. yes, Eirin!
who am i kidding, ill never have a doughter.

>>5490898
>>5490698
my point stands, reimu isn't evil.

>>5490957
she would have been André the giant

>>5490957
You should call them Remilia and Flandre instead. Old-fashioned names like this are even more ridiculous.

>>5490926
Ecstasy you say?

>>5490911
Alice is a very pretty name. I would name my daughter with it for sure.

>>5490911
and hope for wincest, amirite?

>>5490742

I'm pretty sure it was about his sister naming her son, and the anon suggested Remilia but the husband went on ahead and named her some generic name, I think it was Sarah in honor of his dead grandmother.

>>5491073
Not the same guy but.. Yes!

>>5491073
also, hope for them to be blonde, dress one in black and have the other get short haircut.

>>5491094
Nope, actually I found it. It's in this thread:
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5440707

>>5491108
One likes to steal and the other likes dolls.

guy is 28, year of present marriage: 1997, why the fuck would anyone marry at 15?

You're supposed to name your children after Eroge characters, not Touhous!

>>5491130
Pregnancy. Forced marriage by parents.

>>5491134
ok, now i want to go back into reading that.

I'm going to name my son "sage", and I'll train him really hard from a young age, and eventually make him go on steroids, making him into the greatest football player ever. Then, during his high school games, he'll be so good that he could single-handedly win the game by himself, so I'll yell out "sage goes in all fields!".

>>5491130
To prevent having bastard children.

I'm going to name my daughter Rena. It's not obviously weeaboo or fanboyishly retarded, and as a bonus it's vaguely Arabic-sounding, which is a must if I want to avoid getting criticized by family over it.

>>5491134
oh I would love to have an apathetic looking daughter like that

>>5490512

It has been proven that the paper is a birth certification of Barack Obama.

>>5491163
that's a hard dream

>>5491181
Who knew, someone would use Obama's birth certificate to falsify a totally different stupid claim. What a world.

I want to name my daughter Remilia. Alice and Marisa are probably my second try.

Fortunately, I'll never have a daughter.

>>5491181
Obama was born in 1999?

Date and place of birth 2010
Father 28
Mother 29

Year of Present Marriage 1997
>>13 years ago
....so the father was 15 when he got married?

>>1999 no 2 District of BZZZZZZZZ
Now I'm just confused.

>>5491189
Not really. I actually knew a guy named Sage who was pretty good at the game. Unfortunately, he seemed to prefer other sports.

i will name my girl Letty, it's actually kinda cute if i think about it

>>5491261
I've met a woman named Letty. Same spelling and everything.

>>5491293
You mean her full name is Letty Whiterock?

>>5491310
GENSOKYO IS OPEN GUYS

>>5491119
Sounds like a plan.
Brb marrying a blonde.

>>5491353
if those are the doughters you are looking for, take a woman with pink hair and wings, or a green haired ghost.

>>5491363
I though Shinki's hair is white? Also, Alice is adopted and Marisa is just Mima's master.

You can certainly find people in the real world with the necessary characteristics.

>>5491376
>Mima is Marisa's master.

Fixed for ya.

>>5491376
my mistake. go find a blonde than. but don't come to /jp/ in advices for romance. and for heavens sake, don't tell her your reasons.

unless there is a blonde girl on /jp/, ofc.

>>5491397
Thanks. Also my spelling was awful there, maybe it's time to sleep for a bit.