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Enjoy being sober then.

Look at that pudgy beer belly and those beer hips.
I'd pinch them.

QUALITY THREAD

So much butthurt in alcohol Suika thread? Is it Summer already? goddamit, got to wait for the little kiddies to go back to school before we can have any fun at all

id go drinking with suika and yuugi but i wouldnt be doing much drinking if you know what i mean id just fuck them lol

>>5486162
>summernerd posts a bad thread
>gets buttmad when people call his thread shit

[insert copypasta of challenging yuugi to a drinking competition and ending up anally horn fucked and dead]

>>5486180
YOU HARLATIC! YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO DRINK WITH THE ONIS WITH YOUR MIND ONLY SET ON SEX SEX AND SEX? SUCH FILTH, DRINKING WITH ONIS MEANS TO GET ALL BRO-LIKE AND JUST GET PLASTERED AND RUN AROUND THE HUMAN VILLAGE DRUNK AND BUTT NAKED! SUCH HARLATANS WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTED BY THE ONIS, YOU FOLLOVER OF THE WRONG ROAD!

>>5486189
>I use sage
>I am the mod of jp
>I decide the threads that should be posted here
>if somethign goes against my will I whine like the OP is doing now

I want to lick those hips

>>5486201
id get butt naked with the onis if you know what i mean like id fuck them all night like bros

Ayo, this thread could be good.

If we posted more Suika and Yuugi and Hurk Hurk Hurk.

>>5486189
>summernerd
>buttmad

Is this the fabled Suiging?

>>5486228
i hope you enjoy being a pile of red goo

>>5486244
nope this is me im suigin

I would destroy my dick by cockslapping that oni ass

>>5486264
Cool story.

>>5486264
>this is me mario

>>5486272
I too would devastate my phallus upon that ass

>>5486272
>cockslapping that oni ass

This is my sexual fetish :3c

>>5486293
I would hit that oni with the raging force of 1000 suns.

>>5486312
I would render her unable to walk due to large amounts of anal sex.

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

>>5486330
I would insert myself inside her oni-powered vaginal cavity with the precision of a neurosurgeon, and then proceed by rocking my hips with the strength of 1,000,000 tons of TNT.

>>5486349
I would tap Yuugi until she HURK HURK HURK'd all over me.

EPIC WIN GUISE BUTTSECKS WITH TOUHOU IS SO MUCH LULZ!!!!

>>5486373
Yes, yes it is.

>>5486373
Butthurt femanon

>>5486372
I would impregnate her with the wisdom of a northern warrior leaded by the almighty Odin.

>>5486407
she looks unnaturally cheery for someone taking a dicking.

>>>/h/

>>5486414
I know it's easy to forget after reading so much porn, but sex actually feels good and makes people happy.

>>5486414
You've been fapping to too much rape hentai. Sex is supposed to feel good; why shouldn't she be happy about it?

>>5486407
Surprisingly worksafe.

and happy sex is best sex

>>5486430
>>5486423
It's not even that, it doesn't look like the look of satisfaction or pleasure, just happiness.

>>5486430
>too much rape hentai

Does not compute.

OP's picture made me realize how hard it would be to put on shirts with horns like that

>>5486449
Maybe he just started or something.

>>5486470
she just shrinks/makes the shirt bigger

>>5486470

It made me realize how much I would want to use them as handlebars during sex.

>>5486470
Well, it's Suika, she'll just change herself in to mist and pop in to the shirt.

Touhou science at work.

>>5486480
I could have sworn I was the only person who's thought about this.

>>5486513
What would you use Yuugi's horn for?

Oni slut thread?

>>5486513
nope, you were not alone.

>>5486330
>>5486349
I...I don't follow...

>5486535
Ever taken' it up the ass before?

Shits not so cash both figuratively and literally

>>5486522
A joystick.

>>5486560
Wouldn't that be awkward? It's in there pretty solidly, and it's probably look like you were trying to jack off her horn.

>>5486565
>it's probably look like you were trying to jack off her horn.
Feels good man.

>>5486565
I'd do it anyways, and she'd probably like it.

>>5486530
Ok, I tried to find it with no success. Source?

>>5486480
>>5486530
Yuugi's got the right idea here.

delicious penis-crushing oni footjob

>>5486629
nounai kanojo ch 2

>>5486642
Thank you.

>>5486629

"Reimu of the Hakurei Shrine" by Nounai Kanojo

http://umadscans.ryuutama.com/

>>5486651
And thank you even more.

>>5486189
>nerd
>buttmad
wow summer IS here

watch as he says "u mad" or "lol i troll u"

>>5486734
>wow summer IS here
yeah its you

>>5486734
assflustered nerd nigger

And then she shits her self. Just, loses total control of her bowls in the throes of passion and ends up plastering your chest (reverse cowgirl) with a thick smattering of feces. Yuugi's a big girl too so it won't just be a few stringy cat shits like your anemic waifu, no this will be like warm, wet concrete being squeezed out of a fire hose. Caking everything below your neck in fowl smelling waste while she passes out drunk, falling head first off the bed before you even finish.

Then she vomits during a yawn and you have to roll her over so she doesn't drown in it.

>>5486064
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>>5486822
HURK HURK HOARK

>>5486859
A deeply unpleasant croak rises from her stomach and escapes her her luscious red lips, a trickle of bile spills out from her mouth as the effects of excess exert it's toll on her body. You try to writhe your way from under her but her oppressive weight pins you down, even as her eyes glaze over drunkenly while convulsions wrack her belly.

Over and over she heaves "HURK HURK HURK" as her svelte form clenches and squeezes the poison out from her, frantic you kick and yelp trying to get away from the inevitable but you are far too weak to resist and she too far gone to notice you there anymore.

With one more guttural sound she heaves out her guts onto your cringing face, pungent and hot acids sting your eyes painfully. Torrents of rejected sake, half digested food and gastric lining wash your face in great shuddering tides punctuated with coughs and sobs. You open your mouth to scream and are rewarded with the indescribably foul taste of her issue, trapped under her frame as you are you are forced to endure unable to spit it out (for fear of catching a fresh batch) and unwilling to swallow it.

Your hair caked, your lips sticky, the bedsheets sodden, the pillow saturated, even your ears trickle with a sample of Yuugi's puke. With one final splurt she spits out a chunk of stomach lining onto your cheek, then passes out into unconsciousness still clinging to you. Tears of misery cut two clean lines through the mess on your face, it's days like this you regret your choice in waifus.

>>5486734
asspained dickeating jewneck spotted.

G'day, jewneck.

>>5486513
demanding sauce on doujin

>>5487838
Thats not a doujin brah

The only Suika doujin I have ever liked was "A lazy day with the Oni girl".

I know, HERESY. But I already know I am one of the damned.

>>5487846
then what the fuck is it then?

>>5492275

It would appear to be a single picture, good sir.

I wish to drink beer with Suika

self-fix
>>5486530 this one