/jp/ - Otaku Culture

everything about this thread and its creator makes me cry

JUST LOOK AT THOSE CLOTHES!

...
I am really hoping this isn't a picture of what I think it is.

As expected from the touhou fanbase.

Everybody who goes to any type of con should be executed.

It's like one of those EXTREME ads if you removed all the cursing from it.

>>5478751
forgot my pic

>>5478717

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My sadness level was raised by 500%.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-crjyRhRkA

>>5478720
>reads manga
citation needed.

My favourite description of a touhou panel.

>We went into the Touhou panel long enough to take this picture and leave. Nobody seems to know what the audience for those things is supposed to be – this one started off by explaining that Touhou is a shooting game “like DoDonPachi”, which would just confuse anyone who didn’t know what it was, and then they just started playing one of the slower stages from PCB, which would just bore everyone else. They could just talk about pixiv memes the entire time, that’d be pretty good.

>>5478769
I can't imagine how awkward this would be.

>>5478770
fuck.

I hope that this is just photo shopped....please be shopped.

>>5478775
Not as much as you'd think if you're not an autistic virgin NEET with intense social phobia.

This validates ALL OF MY HATE.

>>5478775

Just ask dude, dozens of faggots from this very place went to the famine one over a year ago and invited the whole online touhou circlejerk to produce the most embarassing scene possible.

Twilight fags are taking over

I could care less since I dont go out in public anyways

>Someone is taping this.

I don't understand why these people like Touhou...They can't even finish one of the fucking games.

MY GOD.

>>5478793
Drop the name of every popular thing you can think of, even if it's not relevant. That will make you seem more edgy.

Man... what...

Reimu reads manga?

I hate these people so much. If you've ever gone to a con please get out of /jp/.

>>5478806

In the lead up to the first fanime panel people were literally discussing how much game content is should have so they can identify themselves as "primary fans" or something. Yet at every one of these they demostrate themselves as the opposite; why don't they just be honest with themselves?

As it was stated before no one seems to know who the audience is supposed to be.

I fucking lol'd in this thread

Huh....I wish touhou wasn't so popular.

>>5478824

No, but Sanae does.

>>5478849
I knew that.

Slutty, armpit revealing clothes.

>>5478769
>Nobody seems to know what the audience for those things is supposed to be

That's because the audience exposure varies like crazy. There are die-hard fans mixed with casual fans mixed with people that have never heard of the series before. It's simply impossible to cater to all of those people at once.

The DDP comment is cherry-picked, too, as it certainly wasn't the only game I compared Touhou too, and if there are audience members that have never heard of Galaga I'm not wasting everyone else's time by going any further in-depth because visuals are the only thing they'd understand anyway.

There was certainly stuff about that panel worth criticizing, but none of those things are anything that person mentioned.

>>5478845
As am I.

But when the laughter stops I bury my face in my hands and cry.

italics

>>5478858
And here is is.

>>5478720
What is this from?

>>5478868
fanime2010 230.jpg

Rule 1: Take it easy - We don't care about how inuyashasgirlfriend1997 made the most retarded weeaboo video in youtube and you "raged" for 26 minutes to it while killing your cat with your keyboard in the process. Or how some kid in Gaia plays Touhou and FS/N. We just take it easy, since we know the cause of most of these things are kids acting like kids (and if they aren't kids, we know they are just retards). This also means we don't want stupid drama.

>>5478720

>not your typical durr
>hurr manga
>just derpity derpity doo

Is this some shitty new meme? Christ, I can't even be bothered with keeping up with secondary fan memes any more.

>>5478769

Why? Do these people just not have functioning eyeballs and cannot see that they look absolutely fucking ridiculous to absolutely anyone?

>>5478878

>each with her own backstory

They'd better be talking about fanon because they're certainly not talking about canon!

>Look at that miko!
>Look at her!
Curse my powers of free association.

Why do they feel the need to give a freaking seminar on a niche series like touhou is beyond me.

Here's how you do a touhou related thing right: You just have a game room with the games and some quality equipment to play them on.

Lol you guys are such faggots going into cons. Holy fuck stop being a touhou fan please you are cancer among us.

>>5478876

On the contrary, we know just how ridiculous we look. That's a good chunk of the fun.

If this upsets you, well, your loss, but I don't see why you should take us seriously when we don't even take ourselves seriously.

Jesus......

>>5478888

You're a faggot. Please go away.

This thread made me sleepy bybe-bye /jp/

Jesus d00d I'm raeg so hard liek OMG I just got back from No Vertical, No Bomb, No Death 1CC Lunatic of SA and this is what I find on /jp/ like fucccckkk man why can't everyone be awesome like me I'm so mad

I just want all of you to know how cool I am because I'm pissed about this. Let's all point and laugh at these faggots to distract ourselves from the fact that we are fat virgins sitting alone in dark rooms on a Friday night kay

>>5478904
or Saturday morning

>>5478904
You are trying way too hard.(but you can do better next time)

uggh, yur all diaper fetishists. But you'll never be a Big Kid now... so long... suckfeces motherfuckers!

>>5478904
>fat
Why is it assumed that people on /jp/ are fat?

>>5478888
>Shikieki guy

Screw this, I'm outta here.

You know, these cons wouldn't be nearly as bad if the people actually did anything interesting like comiket or reisaitei. They just circlejerk over memes.

>>5478919
Why does that guy need a camera for that?

I think I just threw up a little.

>>5478720

If there is a God up there..please kill me.

>>insinuating this is not the finest Touhou panel ever created

>>5478888

Go away, Rob.

>>5478925
What, do you want them to sell "Another Dream" issues, 'the epitome of western touhou art'?

>>5478912
I'm not trying too hard DUDE I'm liek fuking pissed look at these stupid fucking nerds playing my Touhou

I want to call ZUN right now (yes that's right I have his home phone number) and tell him about this I bet he would raeg as much as me.

If I could just find these kids I'd bash their faggot heads in for playing MY Touhou I mean Jesus Christ I was playing Highly Responsive to Prayers and clearing it with one hand back when it was in BETA and these nerds have the gall to even speak the name of my Touhou fuck

I'm so goddamn mad dude WHO ELSE IS MAD WITH ME?! LET'S RAID SHRINEMAIDEN.ORG BECAUSE I'M DONE TOLERATING THESE SECONDARIES

Maybe I shouldn't be taking all these comments so seriously but I don't see what's wrong.

I went to that panel and to be honest, it was pretty fun.

>>5478937
I'm not sure, but there must be something other than this stuff. Otherwise, I don't even see the point of these. They should just go to anime club or something.

>>5478770
Hahaha.

Also Bastille............

>>5478938
You are on your own now.

Bye.

And post the result here for lulz.

>>5478938

>>5478938
Still trying to hard be less noticeable.

Why God, why?

>>5478888

It does upset me. I kind of feel sad for you.

It is not even funny, it is just fucking depressing man. I don't even know why I look in these sorts of threads.

>>5478941

Faggots appreciate faggot-culture. Naturally,

the people behind that panel are THE MOTHERFUCKERS

88, negroes

>>5478946
You're not going to raid with me? Fucking secondary faggot go fap to IOSYS and "hurr Alice leeks poop" with your stupidass fanboy friends you worthless turd

FUCK this shit I'm too goddamn mad that there are secondaries playing MY FUCKING TOUHOU

You're all secondaries fuck you. I'm going to go play some Touhou because that's literally all I do I don't have a job or go to school just play Touhou 23 hours a day like a true primary fan

>Powerpoint slides teaching touhou & memes

>>5478938
Namedrop shrinemaiden no one will ever know you're from there.

Hey I know you're reading this fanime guy and seriously why the seminar style? Do you think people are really interested in more meta-discussion of touhou?

Game rooms are how you appreciate games with fellow fans not a power point slide. I didn't get into shooters by watching a dude give a lecture on it then invite internet superstars to play.

>>5478936
TIME IS NOT FROZEN. TIME SIMPLY DOES NOT EXIST.

NOBODY REMEMBERS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THINGS ARE PUT THERE. NOT EVEN THE CLOUDS WILL REALIZE THEY'VE BEEN BLOWN AWAY. NOR WILL WHOLE FIRES REALIZE THEY'VE BEEN PUT OUT, ONLY THE RESULTS!

ONLY THE RESULTS MATTER! THOSE ITEMS BEING THERE! THOSE COMPUTERS AND IPODS WERE PUT THERE DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME!

>>5478958
You have to hide it more anon.

well

i want to die

Oh the horrors that must of been seen.

This thread is a good example of why Touhou represents a cancer upon our modern society. Touhou facilitates men and women to think that they will find decent people when they go to a con. They won't. Touhou fans also think they deserve their own piece of 4chan. They don't. In short, Touhou fans are bunch of whiny, self-centered ignorant fools on par with Dick Cheney and Nixon.

Why are a bunch of you like "OMG KILL ME NAO" when there have been touhou panels and threads in /jp/ about touhou panels for over a year?

>>5478969
Here we go~

>>5478888
Holy shit
That guy cosplaying as Unzan is so awesome

>>5478969

>decent people

>con

Heh.

>reads manga

what

>>5478971
i wanted to die then too

>>5478941

It's just the typical con hater minority hating on things because they're all poor NEET IS LEGUNXD anti-social losers who think everyone has to play they're super special touhou games to be a real touhou fan and NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE BECUASE NO FUN ALLOWED

Reported for illegal content. Take your shock horror to /b/.

>>5478985

>anti-social losers

get the FUCK out of here.

>>5478971
And back then people were white knighting the hell out of it. No anonymous-san I assure you she's a good person irl, here's a bunch of unflattering photos!

>>5478985
Oh you must be one of THOSE people.

Guys, take this guro shit to /d/.

>>5478985
>con hater minority

I don't hate cons. I love cons, because there is no greater source of fucking hilarious shit. Just look at this thread.

>>5478952

Don't feel bad for me. I enjoyed myself, the photoshoot group was a bunch of fun folks and the panel audience was very appreciative on the whole. >>5478769 Is actually the first time I had heard a negative review of the panel from someone that actually went to it.

The only negative that comes out of what I do is that Scandaloon and a bunch of Anons hate me, and that would happen with or without the cosplay or the panel due to other circumstances.

>>5479005
Considering the audience of a con and the meme garbage that the panels present, of course most reviews wouldn't be negative.

It's just e-penis stroking shit that kids do. If you want to have epic lulz at nerds go to /a/, they love that stuff.

If you want to make snarky comments because you're a true Touhou fan unlike these lol secondaries, fuck off. What do you want, a damn cookie? Nobody cares how cool you are you stupid faggot.

/jp/ decided a long time ago we don't do that dumb shit here.

>>5479005
>bunch of Anons hate me
I don't hate you~(Though i really don't hate any person/thing)

>>5479005

You're correct it's due to other circumstances, that being that a panel on touhou is a terrible idea.

There is all sorts of wrong with this. I don't even know where to begin.

Do people get paid to make these panels or are they even more pathetic than I already assume?

>/jp/ decided a long time ago we don't do that dumb shit here.

Just so you know, speaking for the entirety of a board makes you seem like a total tool.

>>5479025
Who would pay try-hard nerds to talk about Touhou memes to lesser, fatter nerds?

>>5479027
I can speak for the whole board because you're a newfag from /a/, and are very obviously not part of /jp/

>>this thread
>cons
>touhou panel
>insinuating this can be anything but massive faggotry
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>>5479005
Stay classy, Kilgayman.

>>5479038
hi jones

whats up

/jp/ no matter how you argue this argument will always make you look like the "bad/mean" person i think both sides should just stop arguing.

>>5479041
the moon and the stars

>>5479047
i wanted a conversation and this is what i get?

jeet christ


also why'd you delete your tanasinn thread

>>5479022

well there is all sorts of fucking whining in this thread, I'll give you that

look, niggers: these guys are living the DREAM. that is, they are doing what you guys don't even have the stones to do even in your sleep. they are cross-dressing in cosplay Touhou dresses and giving a motherfucking philosophical panel of various unimportant yet still interesting information in front of HUNDREDS

motherfucking HUNDREDS

and the pictures were put on the great site 4chan for MILLIONS to see

they knew what they were doing

this takes balls, good or bad

>>5479042
Better than being a faggot.

>>5479042
you smell good

>>5479056
You'd know because you are one.

>>5479010

Our panel actually makes sure to avoid memes and the like. We stomp that shit out as soon as it tries to pop up. The audience tried to start Gensokyo Call and Response both times we held this panel and we squashed it each time.

The AB2010 panel spent a little over an hour on the official works (combination of the games and the written works), followed by a few examples of lesser-known arrange groups (IOSYS and Cool&Create were intentionally left out) and a few example of fangames. The rest was Q&A. No memes to be had, outside of someone telling me I was jealous when I said I didn't like Parsee. There were honestly more PC-98 questions than meme-related questions, which made me glad.

>>5479038

hi jones

>>5479054
That is certainly what I dream of doing. I wish I was as knowledgable as professor yamaxanadu so I could be qualified to lecture on the subject.

>>5479054
No, it just takes the ability to stand up in front of hundreds of wimpy anti-social nerds who normally jack-off to anything-that-moves. Quite easy, given how easy it is to pacify such a mob of mindlessness.

>>5479054

Sorry, but it doesn't take any balls at all, just a whole lot of stupid.

>>5479066
It's a lose-lose situation though. Either you give in to the audience's cries of BAKA BAKA or you try to be professional (for some reason; it's a con panel about a doujin game) and show piecharts of search terms on Pixiv (which Bastille [I think] actually did and hoo boy, boring.)

>>5479066
>Likes Manga
>no fan bullshit

>>5479081

Well...I tried to explain it...

>>5479066

>>5479066
>said I didn't like Parsee
Respect your opinion...but...;_;

People here actually like Touhou enough to cosplay and attend cons? Lame.

>>5479096
anon, i commend thee

>>5479066
What's wrong with Cool&Create?

My pillows are so nice and fluffy.

>>5479108
Can you believe it? What faggots. I hate Touhou, Japan, and Visual Novels. Fuck that shit.

>>5479066

See you think it's the content of the lecture that will offend people so you craft it in such a way that it is exactly how that review describes.

When you could not lecture at all. Run a game room.

>>5479123
Okay.

>>5479082

We've avoided uses things like PowerPoint as well. Slides upon slides of walls of text are boring as sin. No one's gonna want to read all that shit. I know I wouldn't. So, instead, we actually show gameplay footage when it's relevant, and show relevant images of other things (like official IoMaE art) when we're talking about them.

That being said, we're probably going to use PowerPoint the next time we do this, but only so we can put up the names of the various things we've shown the audience for their reference, and we'd only have it up for the Q&A session.

>>5479084

The Fanime panel was not my panel. I think it was Bastille's but I'm not sure.

>>5479116

The guy that wanted to discuss the musix didn't want to talk about the really popular groups because he figured people either knew about them already or could find out about them with minimal effort. Cool&Create is one such group. He gave them a brief passing mention, and then only to specifically point out he wasn't going to play any of their songs.

Pssh, you guys just wish you had the balls to spend a weekend in a dress.

>>5479125

We regularly had at least one laptop (and usually more) available in the VG room for people to come by and watch or even play if they wanted to.

Anyway in 2010 do people attending cons *still* not know what Touhou is? Even if they think it's IOSYS they probably don't care that it isn't.

ANYWAY FUCK CONS.

>>5479123
ya becuz dressing up for attention and looking to meet other desperate nerds is basically the same thing as playing a game, listening to music etc

>>5479149
scenefag

>>5479149
That barely qualifies as a dress.

>>5479149
I would wear a dress if it looked right on me it's not a matter of "having balls".

腹筋崩壊www

>>5479138
>The Fanime panel was not my panel. I think it was Bastille's but I'm not sure.

There were two panels that day. One right after the gathering and the second sometime in the afternoon only titled 'TOUHOU HIJACK LOL'

Missed the second due to... hell, I don't know. Just forgot about it.

>>5479123

I do not blame you for having that sentiment.

But these guys are doing what they totally want to do, in spite of the trends of the norm. There is something admirable about that.

>>5479153

I asked the AB2010 crowd who had never played a Touhou game before. I'd say roughly 1/5th to 1/4th of the room put their hands up.

Western exposure to Touhou may be increasing, but it's still not as big as you think.

>>5479152

A laptop in another game room is not a game room and that doesn't justify the lecture.

>>5479170
then you have to question why they want to do it

>>5479170
I was being sarcastic with that comment.
To be honest I agree with you 100%

Why would you hold a Touhou panel?

You didn't create Touhou, therefore, you have nothing to say. Only ZUN would be appropriate to starr at a Touhou panel because people would want to ask HIM questions. Not some secondary fag.

Secondly, you don't even create any original content related to touhou. That would be the only other legit reason to host a Touhou-related panel, was if the panel was about your Touhou-related creations.

So then we're left with this shit panel that lacks any purpose or direction other than to stroke your cock about how much you know Touhou and memes, and judging by those pics, the power level is extremely low.

There truly is absolutely no point to this shit if you're not ZUN himself, or someone who creates original content in general.

>>5479177

True.

I mean I've been a regular of /jp/ for 2 years, and yet I've yet to play a Touhou game.

>>5479178

I respectfully disagree.

>>5479177
I never said most people had played the games, just that most people might know what it's about. I question how many of the 14 year old girl Touhou fans care about playing the games as opposed to everything else in the 'fandom'

Confags go back to Gaia please.

>>5479177
What a faggot, you think all the mainstream fans like touhou because of the games? NO. They like it because of all the videos on youtube. Asking people if they've played the game is not an accurate count.

>>5479188

How did you get introduced to touhou?

>>5479191
>14-year-old-girl Touhou fans

>>5479197

Perhaps not, but at least it is a logical assumption.

Haha, oh wow.

The Con thing does not bother me its that they are spreading the wrong information.

>>5479198

Kefit's been a friend of mine for several years. He dragged me into it back in 2007.

I will admit my first game was MegaMari instead of any of the official games, but that was largely a product of him knowing I'm a big MegaMan faggot and that MegaMari was likely to get me hooked on the series proper.

>>5478720
>Reimu reads manga

>>5479138
>Bastille's

>>5479218
Stop doing Roll in da butt

>>5479182
The same could apply to any panel, Touhou-anime-/comic-related or not.

>>5479232

Light is good, but Caskett is better.

>>5479218

So you had a friend introduce you to the game, much like myself.

Don't you think that the 1/5th could also be introduced simply by watching someone playing the game and then asking them what it is? Hell I have gotten many people into Beatmania that way and have never given a presentation on it, just me playing at the arcade around friends and others are like what's up.

>>5479218

>2007

Christ, just go away.

So, what exactly is wrong with this panel?

Topics like this remind me how shitty the /jp/ audience is

>>5479182
The same could apply to any panel, Touhou-/anime-/comic-related or not.

>>5479250
Misinformation

>>5479247
What a faggot right? I've been playing since 1995 myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ1XZeYbjl0

Just go youtube 'touhou panel' and feel some shame.

>>5479239

That's more or less what we do, though. The very first thing we show is me playing a game. The only meaningful difference I see is that, in my case, they've expressed curiosity prior to seeing it instead of after seeing it, and I'm doing it for a bunch of people at once.

There's also no guarantee they have any friends that know what Touhou is.

>>5479236
There's nothing to present. Just look at those slides.

It's like if I hosted a space panel and showed slides with erroneous facts, such as, "Lunar Study: The moon is made of cheese"

Really, what would be the point of that?

>>5479258
well aren't you bright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a06a7MjB8-E

More shame.

>>5479250
Nothing, it's EPIC WIN sticky this baka moot xD

>>5478767
Oh shit this is where I live.

This faggotry.

>implying that

>>5479270

That just brings me back to my original point why insist on the panel format? Everything here points to the idea that you should just run a few decent setups in a game room with maybe a projector (and not on a laptop ugh).

Panels cast a wider net, but do you need a wide net? It is now 2010 do we need to attempt to recruit as many fans as possible? Panels draw attention to the panelists and give them more control but do you need that?

omg i luv touhou panels ^________________________^

9baka<3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>5479317
I love your mom o(^^o)

>>5479337
0_x what? where u at ohayocon this year? how do u kno my mom?

Hosting a panel implies that people are coming to see the *panelists*

Those panelists are nobodies. Why would I want to hear them talk?

>>5479311

Because the panel's there for all types of fans, not just the new ones. Just setting up a game room wouldn't do anything for people that know of and play the series already, because they could do that anyway.

But there is also a small degree of satisfaction knowing that I can make sure the first exposure these new people have is the games and the written works instead of IOSYS and yukkuris, yes.

Good luck getting a dedicated game room for Touhou, by the way, especially with a projector. That thing's far more likely to be used by the Rock Band/fighting game crowd, if it's available at all.

>>5479359
Because obviously they are leading experts on anything Touhou related. Like shown in the panel.

>>5479356
（￣へ￣） Joseph is that you?

Listen dude your mom was real nice for making all of us those sandwiches.

（￣～￣;） But I totally boned her after that

You guys should just bone Touhou cosplayers (Okuu and Orin) just like reiserFS did at the German con. Damn reiserFS.

>>5478716

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>>5479373
*gasps* omg how could u?!1


syke lol my nam is andrew not joey so like no >_________u___> and my mom didnt even tlk to many peeps while tehre other than my bro an me

I don't have a problem with people getting into Touhou, I have a problem with people who are "into it", as in enough to cosplay and meme-spout etc... but they don't actually understand what it's really about. In other words secondaries, just like pretty much everyone else here. Presentations like this will probably generate 10 secondaries for every (eventually) legitimate fan that might pop out a few years later after getting introduced to the subject.

I think we'd have a lot less irritating secondaries if we simply just laid out Touhou for what it is... a niche of little shooting games that can be impossibly difficult for people not familiar with the genre, countless thousands of sex doujins, and a cluster of little cutesy webcomics that usually have little-to-nothing to do with Touhou canonically besides using the character designs.

The only thing that they could have done to redeem themselves here would be to immediately present Sanae as a slut so vile that she will give you STDs if you fap to her. Alice diaper checks. They need to go over all the fucking weird fanon community to give people an idea of what things are really like, rather than make up some shit like "Reimu reads manga"... I mean yes, at root fanon stuff is all made up, but fanon only counts as fanon if it's gotten meme status and the community generally is amused by it. Hence Reimu armpits are hot. Why the fuck didn't that presentation mention her slutty armpits.. they could at least tell these people things that would actually be useful in conversation with a real Touhou fan. It annoys me so much to see people trying to hide that the real Touhou community is at root, quite off-color and crude, making light of the whole casual-indie thing to say/do whatever they want with the characters.

>>5479386

∑(O_O；) oh shi-

Well I boned somebody's mom. That was right before the "Make ur Mum a Touhou" cosplay contest. Did you hit that up? It was lulz my mom won 3rd

(＾□＾*) posted the pics on our youtube channel if you wanna see

>>5479368

There is satisfaction playing around others that you can't get at home, arcades are perfect testament to this.

People do not need your panel to be introduced to it everyone here is evidence of this. It is probably not your fault though that the con makes it easier to get a big panel room than it is getting decent space for a games room. I guess a general complaint I have about western cons is that they focus on capacity for a lot of panels when they have few people who have meaningful things to say.

>>5478716
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>>5479403
m(_ _)m

i dunno i was so hyper for most of the event! running all over teh plac cosplayers were awesome kawaii! i kinda took a nap on my moms lap b4 the panel might hav missed it orz. always nex year! i love cons!

>>5479271
(Other post deleted due to missing slash)

My post was directed at two points:
Necessity of X series creator to be at a panel;
Lack of original content of X series.

Also, considering that there is a documentary on Touhou, there is at least something to talk about.

>>5479411

It's true that they don't need me to introduce them, but I have the opportunity and am willing to do it, so I figure "why not?". Especially since I can make the panel entertaining for existing fans as well as new fans by playing MegaMari and Super Marisa World gameplay videos.

>>5479411
If these pictures are any indication, they had 'no' people who had anything meaningful to say.

I agree, if you're not doing a proper panel, then don't use a panel format. Doesn't make any sense.

Why is this still on the first page?

>>5479439
watching someone play games isnt fun or interesting at all

>>5479444
Because Mr. Tripfag "I need to up my reputation on 4chonz to accept my toohoo panels" finds it necessary to bump this thread everytime he posts.

He still wonders why people don't like him.

>>5479444
mm y not? ^_____^

>>5479459
Case in point

>>5479439
Get a youtube channel, upload gameplay vids the everybody else.

A panel is way overboard on the attention whoring scale.

>>5479444
Because it's epic lulz just look at these secondary nerds liek let's rage 2gether bros

>>5479452

You'd be surprised at how many people find it fun.

>>5479456

I know full well why /jp/ doesn't like me.

You have the right idea on the sage thing, though. I'll start using it now. To be honest, I had only thought of it after my latest post.

>>5479464

I already have a YouTube channel with gameplay videos.

I also hardly see how YouTube is okay while paneling is "way overboard" in terms of attention whoring when the audience one is likely to get from YouTube is leagues larger than the audience one is likely to get from a panel.

>>5479468
i dont care what your moronic audience finds amusing!

ne cons happen in cali soon? ill cosplay as reimu or some1 if u need me 2

>>5479486

>>5479486

>>5479516
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i luv that pic! ^______________^ is it k if i save it? 0-0

>>5479439

I fundamentally disagree with you on this, but I agree that youtube videos are far worse.

Which one are you in 5478769 btw, I am curious.

>>5479532

>>5478933

>>5479054
Nailed it.

>>5479560
Whoa.
Fuck.

The fact that you think Touhous have personalities based on fan input automatically makes you a secondaryfag.

Nothing to be ashamed about

As long as this thread is here, could someone please post the Bearded Kaguya?

>>5479881
I have to ask. Why do you request pictures?

I'm just into it for all the cosplayer pussy.

>>5479892
Because Breaded Kaguya can not be expressed through any other means.

>>5479894
How much tail have you gotten?

>>5479939
There was that Okuu and Orin.

>>5479953
holy shit the german ones?

>Brilliant! let's attract more retards to the western fanbase!

>>5479382
details?

I... I never felt an urge to break people's bones one bu one slowly... What's happening to me?..

>>5479953
details

>>5478985
>It's just the typical con hater minority hating on things because they're all poor NEET IS LEGUNXD

I love how the confags try and say that NEETs are legion when they're the ones who pay money to be a part of an immature, crossdressing hivemind of unwashed neckbeards.

>>5479232
>>5479238
Fuck your Rolls, Luna is superior.

>>5478888
That Patchy is kinda moe.

This is now a Luna thread.

>>5480044
If there's a single poster on /jp/ right now who is not at least one of the following:
-immature
-crossdresser
-hivemind faggot
-unwashed
-neckbeard

Then please let him speak up right now.

>>5480137
That's my honey ZUN!bar. You can ask him anything.

>>5480013
Are you suggesting that eastern fanbase is any better?
So naive.

>>5480137
me

>>5478938
>I bet he would raeg as much as me.

Just the thought of ZUN raging with a small phone in his hand as he looks at images of Touhou cosplay on his computer screen made me laugh.

>>5480156
Move over mootles I just found the new leader of 4chan.

Maybe this guy won't screw up the Facebook merger next time.

>>5480137
Reporting in.
You don't believe me.

>>5478968
What the fuck is this? First period?

>>5478768
I am sick of you wikifaggots and citation needed bullshit.
Citations hardly even improve the validity of wikis any way.

Dem drills, dem pantyhose.

>>5480197
"Citation Needed" Is much more stylish than "LUL SAUCE PICS ORIT DDINT HAPN".
You have no dignity.

>>5480197
Which is why you cite the canon material, not the "Fun Facts" bullshit.

>>5480210
>You have no dignity
>/jp/

good thing it's a character I like

>>5478985
But why like Touhou if you don't even play the games? I don't understand. How are you actually enjoying it?
Looking at fan art? Really?
Just listening to the music? That's fine, I guess. But in that case, you might as well be listening to any video game music.
I mean, how could you even discuss the games with someone if they wanted to talk about them?

>>5480237
That's like going back a couple centuries before everyone was literate and asking people why they are Christian when they don't know how to read. Are they really enjoying it? I mean they can't even read the Bible, right?

>>5480250
You're argument points to religious discussion.
Please don't use religion in an example lest the discussion get's Godwin'd.

>>5480250
Worst analogy ever.

>>5480237
>listening to music
>looking at pictures

Sounds like you just described Mikutards to a T, even though you weren't looking to do so.

Although yeah, I suppose that's why we hate them so much, because they are fucking retarded for not playing the goddamn games that the entire community is centered around.

It feels, from a comparative standpoint, like someone who is pretending to be a member on a sports team, coming to practice, talking with the other teammates over strategies etc.. yet is not actually, you know, on the sports team. How is that not retarded again? Oh right, it is. Not like we didn't all know that, though..

Can this thread please die already

>>5480237
Secondaries are some niggas, I think there should be a requirement to get at least one extra stage in any of the games to post on /jp/

>>5480237
Why did I like your mom so much if I only got to fuck her asshole? I don't understand. Was I actually enjoying it?
Looking at her gross wrinkled tits? Really?
Just listening to her moan my name? That's fine, I guess. But in that case, I might as well be listening to any generic porno.
I mean, how could I even discuss your mom's tight ass with you if you hadn't crammed your cock inside it like I did four times last night?

>>5480327

>>5480304
No.

>>5480304
No, I got a laugh out of this, even if it's cringe-worthy reading the toho.ppt

>270 posts and 66 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Jesus christ, you people
Just... CHILL, ok?

>>5480367
FUCK THIS SHIT!

>>5480367

Telling /jp/'s autistics not to 'sperg out is like telling them not to shit on the floor for a day.

>>5480375
... Excellent.

>>5480375
Oh fuck, please post more of your pictures.

>>5478720
>weak up, have a breakfast, etc
>Come to 4chan to see if there's something new
>See this thread
>My reaction

>>5480391
canttellifseriousbrah.jpg

>>5480405
I'm serious.

>my face when nerds see that other nerds are having more nerdfun and scoring more untrimmed, unwashed nerdpussy than them

>>5479119
FUCK YEAR FANIME!
I was there... as Wriggle Nightbug

>>5480435
Dude, your face is invisible, are you some sort of illusionist?

>>5480483
Wriggles. Wriggles EVERYWHERE!

>>5479169
What's that doing in IIDX? What? Is that BMS or something?

Lecturing about Touhou? Really? Is this what cons are like?

Just set up a bunch of laptops for people to play the fucking games on and have the projector show certain people playing well or something. You could have music videos streaming on the projectors if you wanted. You could do a million things besides fucking lecturing on it, especially when the lecture is like >>5478720

>>5480551
Only know it's a custom build. And that the internals are IN the controller.
Memory of that weekend is pretty fuzzy...

>>5480526

I got more. I think there were more Stage 1 bosses than any other.

>>5480579
The wings this dude had were textured.
Also, soft.

>>5480526
>>5480579
カサカサカサ

>>5480573

>>5480589
hahaha, thats me! A bug's gotta take care of their wings man!

>>5480589
Jesus....

I'd go as Suwako,

just sayin'.

>>5480674
Fucker, you never came ;_;

>>5480692
I have a Suwako for January. Just got the wig last week.

>>5480699
If only I wasn't dirt poor I'd have gone to that one dallas con.

>>5478720

I'm glad I'm the only one who knows what touhou is where I'm studying.

no one must know my secret.