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I clear off a chair so that she may sit.

I woke up with a huge boner,which I am now in the process of satisfying. Why does it take so long to cum when you just woke up?

>>5457137

What else did you think Spear the Gungnir was referring to?

>>5457171
The final battle for the fate of Gensokyo cannot start until Remilia ejaculates over everyone involved.

Can she cure me from my erection?

>>5457244
She'll relieve you of excess blood pressure until you're cured.

>>5457171
Odin's magical spear... oh shit.

>>5457244

Sure, but she'll have to give you a reacharound.

QUALITY THREAD.

>>5457289
Don't worry. In this version, Gungnir doesn't kill you and instead always causes orgasm with every thrust.

... That might kill you. Nevermind.

How about a nice, warm hug

QUALITY THREAD.

>>5457323

I'd rather die that way than any other way.

>>5457244
yes

>>5457137
Women do not have penises.

>>5457293
I like where this is heading.

>>5457369

I would not want a blowjob from a vampire.

>>5457369
Holly shit. Do want!

>>5457392
Why not? She's 400 years old, I'm sure she knows how to give a blowjob without nicking you with her fangs.

>>5457399
I don't mind if he nick it a little bit.

>>5457392
yes you do

>>5457399

I wouldn't want her to get hungry.

>>5457406

If her fangs are sterile that would be hot as hell, but they will probably infect your penis.

>>5457399
Would you trust Remilia of all people?

>>5457393
http://www.mediafire.com/?mgnjwbo4yzm

>>5457414
yes

I wonder what it would be like to be anally violated by a female loli wampire

>>5457412
More like you'll infect her teeth with your lowly disgusting blood.

Perhaps she finds semen as nutritious as blood

>>5457412
I'll get rid of that later.

>>5457428
probably not as good as anally violating her

>>5457435

She probably has AIDs from all the blood she drinks.

>>5457419
Holly shit, now my erection is even worse!

Vampires are magical undead.

She's not going to have any diseases.

>>5457137
WHAT IS A MAN

Whats the worst that could possibly happen?

>>5457452
That doesn't prevent them from being carriers.

>>5457462
diseases arent going to survive in a non living host

>>5457459
I don't know, but I'd be willing to take the risk.

>>5457470

Blood is still circulating. AIDs is a virus, unless I am mistaken, meaning it can lie dormant for many years.

Further, logically a similiar carrying method to that of the malaria mosquito can be employed, with the virus lying dormany in her fangs. I assume that she uses some sort of clot impairer prior to the bite which makes this scenario sort of logical.

That said, Remilia is a million times more desirable than any mosquito.

>Come home for lunch
>Really hungry
>See scarlet mansion fap thread
>Really hungry
>Dick takes priority

Oh well.

>>5457483
gross

>>5457484
No HIV in Gensokyo!

>>5457505

Maybe Eirin has a pill for it anyway. If Remilia makes it out of Gensokyo humanity would be fucked.

>>5457501
Anal Gorilla? Anal fetishism is catching!

>>5457501
EAT YOUR DICK

>thread starts off shit
>suddenly porn
>with porn comes suddenly comes interesting conversation

Did not expect this. Also, futa Remi is cool, but I prefer her as a dominating mistress.

>>5457521

See, /jp/ can create quality from shit!

>>5457484
AIDS is not a virus. HIV, which causes AIDS, is a virus. AIDS is a syndrome.

>>5457484
That is why you can get AIDs from an used syringe.

>>5457508
>humanity would be fucked

By her giant throbbing penis, you mean?

>>5457539

Sorry, just woke up. You do understand what I mean, though.

>>5457544

Yes. Also her ability to spread HIV with ease and efficiency.

How much aids can a single anemic vampire spread? Not much.

>>5457553

She'll possibly create other vampires, most of which will have AIDS.

The only possible way HIV could be introduced to Gensokyo is through Yukari. If her barriers are so dependable they shouldn't let ANYTHING through.

>>5457563

Outside world technology falls in all the time.

>>5457563
>they shouldn't let ANYTHING through

They said the same thing about condoms.

>>5457572
Now I'll think of Genoskyo as covered by a large rubber condom.

>>5457572
All those cases of women getting pregnant despite the guy using a condom, are actually because the woman sabotaged it on purpose.

AIDs will only be introduced into Gensokyo if it becomes a thing of fantasy in the outside world. Sadly, that is not the case.

Remember: Every disease cured is another disease that crosses the border! And we've cured a lot of diseases lately...

All of you who are posting this Remilia porn, I will find you.

You're disgusting.

>>5457627
This way we can spare Gensokyo any serious viruses and bacteria. The world outside may die off but everything inside the border will remain forever, like some kind of magic bio-dome.

>>5457614
Yukari did it.

>>5457627
They've got Eirin, they're fine.

>>5457635
Akyu thinks the youkai are stupid enough to dissolve the border if everyone outside died off.

Akyu is an idiot.

>>5457433
Most likely.
In most cases with youkai this is the case.
However, I also like the idea of her giving me a tender love bite on the neck while stroking me off and using my blood to fuel her own raging erection, getting larger and pulsing with each passing second. And as soon as she's realized she's lost herself in me, she looks down to see the terrible, unforgiving hard-on she's made for herself. So she proceeds to try to get rid of it the only way she knows how.

>>5457836
that sounded like twilight fanfiction.

>>5457836
She obliterates you with Spear the Gungir?

>>5457845
I'm glad it was to your liking then.
>>5457857
Quite literally.
By this time she would have been beyond the point of no return. She might have placed a spell on me to prevent death, but if she did she wouldn't remember, and she certainly wouldn't care.
The only thing crossing her mind would be relieving herself by using me as her personal onahole.
Naturally, you can't get a man pregnant, but she would still try as if her life depended on it; her furious thrusts destroying my insides and causing me to cough up blood and semen.
The sight of my blood would once again incite her eternal hunger, causing her to fully engorge herself this time.
Unfortunately, this would only make her "situation" more intense, and she would be caught in this loop for days until she finally collapses of fatigue, feeling hollowly satisfied...
I, of course, would then have to take the opportunity to return the favor she had so fiercely pumped into me that passing week.

>>5457136

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>>5457633
I posted it.

Now I bumped it so others can see. Take THAT!

>>5457635
There's actually a story on THP that uses this very premise.

>AIDS spelled with a lowercase "s"

>>5459688
Lemme guess.
Depressing, super-serious story of a Gensokyo ravaged by one or more horrible diseases.

>>5459702
Wait, doesn't it mean the opposite, that everyone outside of gensokyo is dead?