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Dear /jp/
How do you have a waifu? I mean, I know you can just say, "XXX is mai waifu," but how do you REALLY do it? How do you get into it so that she makes you feel less lonely and more important? How do you make her your Waifu rather than just a character on the screen? And I'm not talking about using magic to make her real or some kiddy shit, but I know some of you have this down to a science, and I want in on it :|

pic related, mai waifu

>> No.5453810

>:|

Go to hell, faggot.

>> No.5453812

It's called empathy, look it up some time.

>> No.5453821

I don't have a "waifu"

>> No.5453823

I...haven't got a waifu yet ;_;
I'm working on it, but I can't force myself to fall in love!

>> No.5453819

>>5453812
I can care for a character in a story, but she's not interacting with me. Empathy doesn't help here.

>> No.5453834

>>5453808
>/jp/ what is Love?

>> No.5453837

>>5453808
You lack something that those you speak of do not.

It is the single element of the world; and without it, your waifu cannot be seen.

>> No.5453846

>>5453837

DMT dude.

>> No.5453847

Inb4 bern and his dellusions.

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>> No.5453855
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Jesus Christ...
Reported for the most retarded thread I ever seen.

>> No.5453858

She doesn't make me feel less lonely because I'm not lonely to begin with. She doesn't make me feel more important because I don't feel the need to feel more important.

You're asking what your waifu can do for you. Instead you should be asking what you can do for your waifu. Carry her with you in your heart at all times. Give your love to her. Even if she cannot love you back just the act of loving someone should bring you fulfillment. An idealistic love that can never be requited is perhaps the most beautiful love of all.

If that isn't enough for you then you have yet to reach enlightenment. Work harder to cast aside your selfishness and egoism.

>> No.5453859

>>5453834
>/jp/ don't hurt me
>no more

>> No.5453860
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5453860

I don't get the mai waffle thing either.

I just have a ton of female characters that I like for various reasons.

>> No.5453863

>>5453808
>>5453851
>>5453855
Reported.

>> No.5453870

>>5453863
Reported.

>> No.5453872

>>5453860
ZUN!slut

>> No.5453873

>>5453860
...what's going on here, exactly?

>> No.5453871

>>5453863
Reported for buttangery.

>> No.5453874

>>5453863
>>5453870
>>5453871
Reported for reporting.

>> No.5453876

>>5453874
/jp/ - Reported.

>> No.5453878
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Sure is report in here.

>> No.5453881

Lurk more.

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you are all reported

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Reported.

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>>5453873
Nothing, just pick the personality you prefer.

Left side is pretty cool.

>> No.5453891

wtf

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>>5453885
You too, Ren.

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>>5453892
You are already reported.

>> No.5453909

Fucking reportfags. You remind of those little faggot kids at school who snitch on people for every little thing. Faggots.

>> No.5453913

>>5453909
You are visibly angy, child.

>> No.5453914
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>>5453895
I know what you're thinking. "Did he report me six times or only five?"

>> No.5453919

>>5453914
I have no more reported images, I am sorry.

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>>5453919

>> No.5453934

>>5453909
Exactly that. "OOH MUMMY, I REPORTED THIS BAD PERSON I SO CLAVAR"

Also, waifus are a stupid forced meme.

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>>5453928
You are reported.

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>>5453934
Reported.

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>>5453934
>Also, waifus are a stupid forced meme.

>> No.5453950

>>5453948
>>5453944

Reported

>> No.5453952

>>5453948

Reported.

>> No.5453954

>>5453948
What else do you call it? "You are doing x with waifu" "x is my waifu".

>> No.5453956

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>> No.5453957

>>5453948
Go back to /a/, kid. We don't want your kind here.

>> No.5453967

>waifu thread
>guaranteed replies

>> No.5453971

>>5453967
>Green text
>Bump thread
>hurpd durp

>> No.5453973

>>5453967
Reported for not reading the thread.

>> No.5453974

> How do you get into it so that she makes you feel less lonely and more important?

This doesn't happen.

I don't mean this doesn't happen with a 2d waifu.

I mean This. Doesn't. Happen.

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5453988

This thread.

>> No.5453990

>>5453988
Reported for bumping this shitty thread.

>> No.5453995

>>5453988
Retard.

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>>5453988

>> No.5454007

>>5453990
>>5453995
Oops, sorry!

>> No.5454012

>>5454007
Airhead-chan?

>> No.5454015

/jp/ in a nutshell in this thread.

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>>5454012
No actually. Just laughing at your "HAY I REPORT I IS SMART".

>> No.5454031

>>5454022
Hey, sorry. There is no need to get angry. Please, calm down.

>> No.5454036

>>5454022

I'll take that as a complement .

>> No.5454042

>>5454031
Angry? The humans in here are entertaining.

>> No.5454057

bump

>> No.5454065

>>5454042
Just chill. Take it easy.

>> No.5454068

>>5454042
CALM DOWN

>> No.5454125

>>5454065
>>5454068
Totally not seeing the irony in screaming at me to calm down.

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