/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nah, it's fine.
I'll go to pixiv.

>>5446444

Okay, your call.

Oh, don't forget your 巨乳長 tag.

I still think Sakuya is a total bitch, but that's pretty sexy.

>>5446481

That's pretty much her gimmick.

>>5446525
Hmmm. Sexy and hated isn't a very safe combination, though.
...ugh, I've gotta find some rape.

>>5446569

Is this good enough?

>>5446578
Not even close.

Just what I need.
Currently running a bit of an experiment while working out. Trying to get the most out of my 10 mgs of monthly testosterone supply in order to burn more fat, and thus haven't schlicked for two weeks in an attempt to keep a balanced hormone saturation.
I guess either it's too early to tell or this isn't how human hormone balance works, because so far it's NOT WORKING, I'm not burning any more fat than usual, instead I'm constantly burning up, sleeping badly and recently having weird dreams about these two.

I currently might as well be China. China hungering for juicy maids.

>>5446828

Enjoy the manly beard.

>>5446828
Once you start changing hormones your body reacts very poorly at first. If you are really intent on doing that you have to see it through, keep it constant and it will adjust after some time. It can be quite rough.

>>5446828
>Testosterone
>Shlick

>>5446876

What do you mean 'start changing'?

>>5446884
Female to male, bro. He's changing it up.

>>5446923

>>5446908
Well you are introducing foreign amounts of testosterone into your body, are you not? Hormonal balance is changing. Or you have been doing this already for much time?

>>5446923

Am most certainly not. Just working on my oni-like abs for the third year in a row.
Starting to resort to fringe biology at this point.

>>5446951

Manrisa aproves of your scheme.

>>5446949

No foreign stuff here. Just attempting to maintain what little I produce on my own for something worthwhile.
And as said, so far it's not working even remotely as intended.

>>5446951
Why do you want to look like this? ;__;

It sounds amazing in theory
But in reality >>5447048

Hormonal changes are preparing, please wait warmly until it is ready.

>>5446951
Meiling stabbing Sakuya in the face with her breasts.jpg

>>5447048
>>5447060
This. It only works in 2D sadly ;_;

>>5447044
Oh, you mean you somehow measured out that your body produces 10mg a month by itself. I see. That's some serious dedication your workout, friend.

>>5447048
Heck, this isn't even life-like texture anymore. It's granite-like texture ;__;

>>5447048

Trust me, chance/risk of that happening are below even zero. It's safe to say she eats more than twice as much as I can even afford, lifts weights 5-10 hours a day, and more likely than not takes "supplements".

With the most possible effort, I'm still expecting to peak out at barely visible abs.

>>5447134
What's your eating habits like. You'll need a pretty specific diet to be Yuugilicious. Just burning fat won't help much to reach such proportions.

danbooru.donmai.us
gelbooru.com
iqdb.org

Get with the times and stop image dumping, it's pointless.

>>5447211
make sure to get lots of protein~

>>5447211

Lots of meat and fish. Whole grain pasta, although white rice since I can't stomach brown rice. Plenty of fruit, though not a lot of vegetables. Mostly drinking water and lots of it.
Three meals a day.

Thread is already off the rail, but going to keep up the programming of juicy maid.

An off-rail is fine too
Sure is /fit/ in here

>>5447255

So are you going the Yuugi route for abs AND big tits or the Suika route for just abs?

>>5447325
they're mutually exclusive

Is Suika stronger than Yuugi?

>>5447345
Shorter so more leverage.

>>5447325

By that definition, Suika route since it's actually physically possible.

>>5447363

Well, if all else fails, that's what implants are for.

But okay. Best of luck in your endeavours (dead serious).

With the talk about oni, I'd like to take the moment to bring up the question what species Meiling is supposed to be.
With her red hair, great brawn and Chinese heritage, she's got some of the attributes of a lesser attendant of Di Yu, serving under Oxhead and Horseface. The same creatures on an institutional religious level that influenced the modern appearance of oni in folklore.
But those could as well be coincidences.

>>5447428

To thee, the greatest of gratitude.

>>5447459
She's a type of youkai called the Jackie Chan

>>5447428
>that's what implants are for.
Please don't even recommend that. Fake breasts are the worst.

I wish she was my maid, then I could make her my waifu too....

>>5446433

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>>5447459
She's one of the Huns.
So ferocious and powerful in battle that her spirit coalesced at the site of her death, and it trained in the barren remains of the battlefield where she fell. For centuries.
Eternally seeking more and more strength, her feelings manifested into a youkai.
The youkai of an ancient Chinese barbarian.

>>5447536

You have rather high standards to seek the juiciest of maids.

You can expect six feet of red haired competition.

>>5447656
She can expect 6 feet of dirt

>>5447627

Fighting all the time, then everyone makes friends and feasts?
Certainly, it would be possible to mistake Gensokyo and Valhalla.

>>5447688

>>5447688
I-It's not like I l-like it or anything...

>>5447688
Her legs bother me.

May be considered too close to 3d for some in attendance, but still a classic.

>>5447740
Stupid sexy Sakuya

>>5446828
Helen-kun, I thought you and Ponpo milk cows, farm the land, and smith armor 10 hours per day. Both of you bastards should be ripped by now.

And you probably just need to do cardio more often. Jog or bike hard at least 3x per week and that fat covering your oni-esque abs should melt away like that butter you hand churn every so often.

>>5447768
Is this ok?

>>5447798
seems fine, also korean

>>5447765

I just hope there'll be any abs under when I get there.

>>5447808
I almost feel like saving these

>>5447798
It's more than ok because it's Tima.

>>5447808
Dem hindquarters.

Needs more stupid sexy Meiling!

>>5447906
Sexy enough for you?

>>5447932

>>5447932

Shows promise.

>>5447808
Oh, they're there. All humans have that six-pack.

Men have to bring their body fat percentage down to 8-10% for them to be visible though. And I think it's like 16%-18% for women.

I wonder if I'm the only one
But I dislike China

>>5447957
>animated

>>5447977

>>5447966

16%-18%?

It can be done.

>>5448028
Bear in mind that the average woman has about 23%

Disgusting
Fat
Chest

>>5448036
Stop the chest-wars.
Incidentally: I like both.

I love Meiling!

>>5447740
dat exposed skeleton

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>>5448032

Now that you put it in perspective, I feel up for another pass today.
And perhaps getting some real weights before the neighbour starts looking for that granite block.
Maybe see you at a later time, /jp/.

>>5448126
Later bro.

Be sure to pump up that Touhou/video game music while working out. It really works.

>>5448090
Why is Sakuya such a petty, jealous bitch?

>>5448177
because pad

I want sex with Meiling!

Back to Sakuya.

>>5448167

Swedish rocky mountain road at midnight - 1
Helen - 0

What doesn't kill you...

>>5448991
...is probably worth doing again after some rest to 'Eye of the Tiger'.

I appear to have misplaced the image of Meiling with bandages on her hands with one end of the bandages in her mouth, so if you have that picture and would post it, it would be greatly appreciated.

>>5449029

If this is it, sadly only in minimal resolution.

>>5449065
Yep, that's what I was looking for. Thank you!

Going to bed, finishing with love.

Meiling > Sakuya. Post more Dragon.

>>5449729
>Meiling <3 Sakuya
Fixed it for you.