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5443511 No.5443511 [Reply] [Original]

Please go drink from every bottle with X or skull on it. Flame mark will be fine too.

>> No.5443520
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No

>> No.5443519
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THE WATER'S INFECTED

WITH FIRE

>> No.5443521

u

>> No.5443526

>>5443511
I have a bottle of Pepsi Max standing around. Mmm, tasty

>> No.5443530

Sure thing.

>> No.5443577

I only have a bottle of drain cleaner will that do?

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>>5443577
That will do. But please be careful, drink it plenty and try not to vomit. Most important is that you keep drinking. Then when you feel like floating in dark, take comfortable position on your back and have few sips more. Then after all your effort rest awhile.

>> No.5443676

I'd gladly die for you, Orin. I do have one request though....

Could you please pat the head of my corpse before carrying me off? If it's not too much to ask, maybe you could also stroke my cheek gently for a few seconds as well.

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5443678

oh you

>> No.5443684

>>5443676
But you'd be dead, you wouldn't feel it.

>> No.5443687

>>5443684
I know, but just the thought that she'd grant me my one favor would allow me to rest in peace. Even if she lies, just he saying it is enough for me.

>> No.5443695

>>5443652
>>Then when you feel like floating in dark, take comfortable position on your back and have few sips more.

What if I always feel like I'm floating in dark?

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>>5443676
Who, who is talking about dying?? ... Such odd question and request...

>>5443695
Seems like you are stuck on that phase.
But dont worry, I know what will help. Raid your house's medical cabinet, take every of each there is, then wash it down with stuff i told you to drink before.

>> No.5443834

>>5443819
;_; so... you won't pat my head?

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>>5443834
Fine, fine. Just make sure you die.

>> No.5443873

>>5443857
now whose talking about dying?

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>>5443873
He started it!

By the way, while you are at it. For first. Could you wrap white cloth around your body. Like toga sort of.
(Any color will do though) This is just bonus.

>> No.5443928

>>5443915
Are you inviting me to a toga party? My relationship points with Orin must be higher than I thought they were.

>> No.5443933

Hmmm...
Yes...

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>>5443857
<3
brb in a bit.
Oh, I guess I won't be. You know where to find me.

>> No.5443963

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMl9J2NR_NI
Rin do you like this?

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>>5443928
Great idea! Be sure to bring your friends, family. Everyone!

But most important. Remember to party uncautiosly, alcohol you bring with must be 100% or higher. All those liquids with fancy markings can come in use too!
It will be hell of a fun!

>> No.5443990

>>5443981
Can we smoke? Thats a deal breaker.

Also, can I drink gasoline safely?

>> No.5444033

>>5443981
Well, Everclear is the strongest I can legally obtain, and I don't want to go to jail. But I guess if I'm worrying about the police, I'm partying cautiously.

>> No.5444040
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I just drank the first bottle with an X on it and it turned out to be Hourai Elixir.
Was that your plan?

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>>5443511
What about Toluen?

>> No.5444048

Um, my lungs are burning. It's really painful. I'm being serious.

>> No.5444056

>>5444040

Kill yourself by jumping inside pit of hot molten steel. Mokou said so.

>> No.5444057
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5444057

FUCK YEAH, THANKS ORIN! I JUST DRANK A GALLON OF X-ENERGY. I'M NOT SLEEPING ANY TIME SOON!

>> No.5444065

>>5444056
Why would I kill myself? I agreed on drinking strange and suspicious liquids, not doing something that could harm me!

>> No.5444066

>>5444057
FUCK, YEAH!
JUST POSTING AGAIN TO SAY I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE! SHIT, I'M SO HYPER RIGHT NOW.

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>>5444057
Great Idea.

>>5443511
>Flame mark will be fine too

>> No.5444084

>>5444065

Mokou said, your life is fucked once you drank Hourai Elixir. Just look at she, alone with crazy women in weird hat (She always turned horny an crazy every full moon) and have a life-time grudge with a fucking NEET.

>> No.5444096

>>5444084
That's some nice English you've got there.
Don't worry, I'm not hating on you. Had a bad day?

>> No.5444116

>>5444096

Nah, just drunk. damn tiger beer.

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>>5443990
Yes! Yes! You can do the both at the same time even! Just dont stop!
>>5444048
Keep it up! Keep it up! Soon you will feel sweet embrace of calm eternity!

For all others, be more open. There is wide selection of what to choose. I just adore how enthusiastic you are!

>> No.5444143

Okay >>5444057 here, I think I have a serious problem. My chest is tightening up a bit. I think I'm having a heart attack from all those energy drinks...

>> No.5444150

I'm already dead and my corpse was devoured by bears long ago.

Will you still have me Orin?

>> No.5444153 [DELETED] 

>>5443510

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>> No.5444160

>>5444150
Used goods.

>> No.5444183

>>5444143
Orin will be pleased with your progress. :3

>> No.5444211

>>5444143
mix it with some alcohol, it will boost X2 the heart attack !

>> No.5444369

>>5444211
Sounds GREAT

>> No.5445314

I'd be even more bold as to ask. Could you kiss me goodbye, just slightly...!
In return you can have my body and my miserable soul.

>> No.5445314,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>Remember to party uncautiosly, alcohol you bring with must be 100% or higher.

Japanese OP is so moe.

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