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We'll see who's the creepy virgin after I rape her.

I'm now aware that my sister doesn't exist.

>>5442308

>>5442308
She died?

>>5442308
That's a long time to be living in such a delusion.
Did you at least get to fuck her?

You are now aware if I gave a fuck about it I would've become a normalfag already.
Now I'm going to report your thread.

>>5442322
Sometimes when I'm lonely she controls my right hand and jerk me off.

My face when i didn't care what my sister thinks.

>implying I'm a virgin or creepy

>>5442330
Your face looks like Rei's? Would you be my waifu?

My sister used to try and hook me up with her friends. Now she just brings me cake every time she comes over to visit. I don't understand what she's trying to say

My face when I don't care what she thinks of me.

Joke's on you, pal. I don't have a sister.

>>5442343
Do you like Tang?

>>5442348
She's gonna make you fat and then eat you. Axe her before it's too late.

>>5442356
What exactly am I looking at here?

if i had a sister i wouldnt be a virgin

>>5442366
Y-you're saying you would make me Tang juice erryday? Yes, I love Tang! I don't even worry about the Kidney Stones.

She thought I was a creepy virgin until she paid one of her friends to sleep with me.

Now she just thinks it's creepy that I fucked one of her friends.

I am really glad that I have a brother instead of sister.

>>5442369
That fiend!

>>5442377
The most glorious E3 press conference.

"Hey Sis I fucked you're friend!"

My sister is a weeaboo too.

Creepy? Maybe. Virgin? Don't think so Tim.

No argument here!

I wish I had a sister.

>>5442438
Source?

>>5442305

That's fine with me. My sister is batshit fucking crazy and ended up in a mental institution a while back. She has nothing to use against me.

>>5442457
Jun Hayami - Hentai Shounen, also known as /jp/ in a nutshell.

Um.... no.
We lost our virginity together when I was 14 and my older sis was 16. My younger sister by 1 year lost hers to me when she was 15.
So, I'm prety sure they both know I'm not a virgin.

>>5442482
Living the dream.

>>5442482
That's by far the most sugoi monogatari I ever heard.

>>5442305

I was aware of that already.
Little does she know I think she's a creepy slut.

>>5442305
Why would my sister think I'm creepy?

>now

>>5442554
How does your sister feel about Rika?

>>5442482
Continued:

We grew up on a farm. closest neighbor was about a 20 minute walk. I dont know if it counts but I realy lost it to one of the horses, her name was mary. Got caught by my sis one day on my 4th time with mary. She was curious too and sort of blackmailed me. I was her toy to experiment with starting later that night after we milked the cows.

>>5442570
I doubt she knows who Rika is.

>>5442578
Where are you from by the way? West Virginia?

>>5442592
naw, south dakota,

>>5442617
Do you prefer human or horse pussy?

>>5442623
Human. That was the last time I did anything with a horse, I was just a horny curious kid back then. but my sis fixed that.