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She wants to rape you.

HURK HURK HURK

You will never have a Yuugi thread where no one mentions vomit ;_;

>>5435906
Well we could have but then YOU had to come along and say it.

We need Yuugi tender loving, not Yuugi puke or horn rape.

Her sake not even drop

Rough Oni sex where?

I wanna see Suika and Yuugi grind pussies and cause earthquakes with their orgasms.

giant swing
giant swing!

I want her to rape my fragile little body.
;_____;

Needs more of her beauty being soiled by some filthy dudes from the human village. And her loving it because she outlasts all of them in a drink-all-you-can fuckathon.

>>5435924

This... where is the Yuugi that's the gentle giant, who takes you by the hand and shows you what a real woman is?

How much does Yuugi weigh?

why do japaneses drink out of plates

they are so uncivilized

like dog

>>5436103
>where is the Yuugi that's the gentle giant, who takes you by the hand and shows you what a real woman is?
This is my fetish.

>>5436103
She's like an agressive older sister who teases and bullies you a little because she's embarrassed about liking you so much.

>>5436105

enough to crush your puny human body. She's gotta understand that when it comes to humans, she's bottom only or dealing with a huge mess.

I want her to ravage me.
I want her to rush up to me - stinking heavily of alcohol - and to force her gigantic form onto me.
Straining under the weight, I literally have the semen forced out of me and into her as she makes a drunken, satisfied face.
We then get drunk together, but I fall asleep in her bossum because I'm such a light weight.

Does she not have doujins which are wonderfully made?

>>5436105

Between 180 and 200 kilos.
As often as Yuugi is portrayed as a drunken slob, it takes quite a bit of dedication and effort to maintain that bulk.

>>5437113
She's like a fucking bear

>>5437113
is she 3 meters tall?

>>5435889
Why so big titts?

She'd make you drink her piss. All 3 liters of it.

>>5437135

Unknown. Top estimate puts her at 2,10 (roughly 7'), but usually somewhat shorter. Alphes seems to put her in the 1,90 range.

Depending on the material, she's sometimes portrayed as way shorter as well. M1 puts her at 1,63 exactly, but this seems inconsistent with how the same material portrays other tall touhous like Eirin or Meiling.

>>5437138

Well... Yuugi may be an oni, but she's also a woman.
Like it or not, you got to keep some fat in your body for a healthy lifestyle.

>>5437113
Oh god, Snoo-snoo with her would be awesome.

HURK

>>5437214
But Yuugi is like an amazon.

She must smell like sweat and stale booze.

>>5437657
The best scent.

>>5437653

Yuugi is most certainly not like an amazon.
Amazons as they are usually portrayed are a myth conjured up by the Greek to demonize the culture of the Scythian people. They never existed.

Yuugi is like any other oni. She leads an active life with lots of straining physical activity and a high calorie diet. And the simple truth is for a woman, even if you work your way up to the absolute upper limit of muscle, you still keep quite a bit of fat in your body. Basically your body cuts out before you lose it since you need it to stay healthy - it's as simple as that.
Yuugi is merely fortunate as to where the fat accumulates.

She doesn't love you because you aren't strong!

>>5439423

I'm working on it.
Give it time.

>>5437167
Wait, what? She's an ogre and people peg her at under two metres?

Japanese people really are short, huh.

>>5439433
I'd give you time but she won't even if you ask nicely

>>5439423

My strenght lies on my heart, not on my body.

>>5439446
It's true, look up Rider's height sometime.

>>5439446

There's a lot of variation. If you count the various related breeds like shojo and amanojaku, oni can be anywhere from 4-5 metres tall down to just over 50-60 centimetres. Oni like Suika are part of the natural variation.
But yes, the "common" oni stands from human height up to about 3 metres.

*glug*

*blasrrrarhhrggfgrjrgrgjrgasgs*

why do they drink sake out of a dish anyway? I imagine it's not exactly ergonomic.

Helen is the best tripfag around.

>>5439541
Agreed.

>>5439533

It's a luxury and a big improvement from drinking from a square wooden box.

Although on the more serious side, the size of the dishes is exxagerated in media - if I understand it right, the dish is in order to "display" a small amount of sake on a large area, since sake is supposed to be drunk in one breath.
But don't take my word for it.

>>5439509
This new learning amazes me.

Explain again how the livers of Hourai beings may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

I'd serve her vodka

>>5439670

They do not.
It was disapproved along with sheep bladders in late 1975.

>>5439685
Because Sake tastes like crap

>>5436113

>>5439707

Perhaps you are going into it with the wrong mindset.
Drink sake with the mindset you'd have drinking ale, not spirits.

>>5439743

I'm amazed this hasn't been shopped to Yuugification yet.

>>5439772
Add party hat, say it's cosplaying Yuugi.

>>5435885

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>>5435887

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Yuugi makes my penis so hard!
I think sex with her is like a battle!

>>5439793

You are now imagining Yuugi partying in Soho, disguised with a traffic cone on her head.

*barf*

>>5439819
oh boy
this reminds me of another, very sexy Oni

>>5439827

It qualifies you as being fit to enter Valhalla.

>>5439838

Perhaps, but she gets depowered if she loses her horns. She's basically a human with powers stuck on. A weakness unknown in oni.
Not to say Lum isn't still pretty awesome, though.

That's all for me.

>>5439904

You have honoured the queen in her mountain greatly.

Oni sex is good for femdom lovers.

>>5435924
You know, Yuugi can love you AND HURK HURK HURK on you at the same time :3

>>5439917
Most Touhous are.

>>5439771
>pit hair

>>5439955
It's a pretty blonde color, yes.

>>5439868

Suika is a bro, she holds her friend's horn out of the way.

>>5439838
dericious rum

>>5439977

Come to think of it, despite how often it is portrayed in fanart, I'm not really sure if oni have any sense of touch in the horns.
Pretty sure horned animals don't, but perhaps they work like whiskers or something.

Ah. Found a classic. Granted, "classic" is pretty much interchangeable with "repost", but whatever.

Going to bed, goodnight /jp/.

>>5440235
It's only 7:15!
Time traveling is bad, you know.

/r/ pictures of Yuugi HURK HURK HURK plz

I for one really really like Yuugi and always enjoy these threads.

sage

>>5440607

then post more of her

Only Yuugi pic I have.