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'Yukkuri shitette ne' literally means 'do it slowly'

yukkuri abuse thread

>>5435242
good idea either way

>>5435253
try a mix of 'family friendly' and abuse and it will please us all ok.

>>5435242
BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING RAGING FAGGOT. NOW I CAN'T EVER TAKE IT EASY.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>5435259
That's huge!

add moar if you like /jp/

>>5435538
refresh refresh refresh.

oh god right now i'm so baked dudes

>>5435680

>>5435684

>>5435690

OMG, YOU MONSTER!
I guess I'm a monster too because I want to read more of these~~~

>>5435670

post the full version of this pic

Why it feels so good to see people ding bad things to yukkuries?

>>5435890
sure, more is fine.

>>5436430

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>>5436465
If anyone is interested I got more somewhere. I`m a sick fuck, I know.

>>5436478
you sick fuck! post more!

And here come the bean pasting!

>>5436481

>>5436501

>>5436509

Post some with Akyu if you have them. Those are awesome.

>>5436513

>>5436525

>>5436478
That comic should've ended right there.
But noooooooooo!

>>5436529
>>5436531
That`s why I didn`t finish it.

>>5436537

>>5436541

>>5436543
OH GOD.

>>5436549

>>5436543
What the hell?

>>5436556

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>>5436573

>>5436579
One more story completed.

>>5436584
Jesus christ, I can't take it easy like this! I read them all. Why did I read them all again? ;_;

>>5436584
;_; thank you OP.

Awww yukkuries harassment and torture is never enough.

>>5436584
goddamn yukkuris are dumb as fuck.

I still have some but it will take some time organizing them in order.

>>5436655

>>5436660

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>>5436670

How would /jp/ treat Yukkuris if you had some?
I wouldn't torture them. Couldn't bring myself to.

>>5436670
please don't stop

>>5436675

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>>5436720

Jesus christ, isn't there yukkuri stuff that they are not abused, tortured, etc?

>>5436731
if there is, I don't care for it.

It was only translated up to this point.
>>5436731
There is but it`s not nearly as interesting as abuse. Maybe it`s just because I`m sick fuck.

Some of those are pure genious.
Guess why people use their imagination at best only when it comes down to yukkuri abuse...
Not that I'm complaining: if only I could draw in a decent way...

Now posting some random abuse from my folder.

>>5436746
Can you give some names?

>>5436766
That series was by kiriraitaa.

>have an exam
>givin the examiner this face the whole time

>>5436762

>>5436800

Flandre is just cute here.

>>5436793
get out with your greentext. You are a disgrace for such tripcode name.

>>5436730
please continue....

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>>5436817
But all the cool kids are doing it

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>>5436875

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>>5436877
love story next, after I finish something

Thanks for posting these: there're one or two I hadn't seen.

>>5435242
doing it slowly is also fun

>This Fucking thread

>>5437060
This would be so awesome if it was real girls.
Well...real 2D...you know what I mean.

My god, seem these little one being tortured is just too good...
Why is that? I'm a good person, I love animals and I cry when I see someone doing bad things to animals or children, s why I just love to see tortured Yukkuri? Why?

Take god care of your yukkuri, Anon-san, do not forget it, ok? Easy easy~

Everyone here is seriously sick...

>>5437140
yes, we are

http://www.mediafire.com/?wlzjnmhdntj
rar with part of my collection, organized part to be precise. I still have some pictures lying around somewhere.

>>5437162
oh wow drawings of pastry's getting "murdered". fucking hard core dude

. . .

>>5437004
There's a continuation of this isn't there? Also, that one with:
Reimu: Say aaaah!
(She eats the thing instead of giving it to the Marisa yukkuri)
(yukkuri starts crying)
(Reimu stabs it in the face)
Reimu: Stop being so noisy!

>>5437244
there is but I don`t have patience to upload pictures one by one and posted .rar instead >>5437223

>>5437079
Simple: because you recognize yukkuri as beings that do nothing to live.
Differently from animals, they are basically useless: they go around, say silly things and aren't capable of self-survival in an environment that is a little step harder than happyland.

This fact triggers in you a primal instinct that Darwin summarized in "the evolution of the species", that is the survival of the fittest: being you, at least biologically, a predator, you can't stand something that you can't see in any different way than a prey. A weak, useless, prey.
You felt them as a Darwinian contraddiction: why are they live? Why, after all these centuries of biological improvement?

That, you cannot stand. And your instinct proudly tells you to react with righteous hate..

But now there's the kicker: yukkuris aren't just unuseful, helpless, loser beings.
They pretend to have power, they pretend to have the right to receive your attention.
They roll around, doing nothing all the day, waiting to be fed. Waiting for you to play. To make them smile.
To...t-t-take...(*breeze heavily*)...it.....EASY.

NO.
I won't stand this.
I won't keep my mouth shut.
Yukkuris is a plague that need to be eradicated.

There won't be mercy. There can't be.
I will catch them, all of them, and then turture them in a horrible, yet naturalistic, way. Naturalistic, like the savages in the islands far, far away.
Like the Church in the Middle ages.


Now you know the thruth, my friend: come along with me to join this glorious crusade, for the sake of mankind. Let's walk the path of righteousness.
Some people will scorn you, but don't listen to them, for they talk for goodness, but, when alone, fap to SimonXKamina, and that's disgusting.

Torturing them will be difficult, but not impossible, because well...they...are easy to be taken.

I'd leave a little dish of sugar water with some antifreeze in it out for them.

>>5437336
>words
That's nice. Wouldn't it be easier to just say you want to hurt things, but are to much of a wuss to do so to things that fight back?

>>5437223

Thank you very much, mister! easy~!

>>5437241
lolololololololol

>>5437349
I wouldn't want useless parasites living in my yard. They're pests, just like mice and rats.

So am I the only one who wouldn't harm them?

>>5437349
Actually I'm the same kind of the one who made the question
>Why is that? I'm a good person, I love animals and I cry when I see someone doing bad things to animals or children, s why I just love to see tortured Yukkuri? Why?
Really: I have a cat and I love it, I find disgusting the thought of fapping to loli, I don't have even a guro directory since I find it unrespectful for the people involved..
Yukkuri just trigger in me something awful, and I like it: I would be happy to know why.

In a study involving hospitalized patients [Macdonald] focused on patients who had threatened to kill rather than on patients who had killed, although some subjects later committed homicide. His sample consisted of forty-eight psychotic and fifty-two non-psychotic patients. He found that sadistic patients often had three characteristics in common in their childhood histories. These factors... consisted of chronic bedwetting, firesetting, and torturing small animals".

>>5437413
>These factors... consisted of chronic bedwetting, firesetting, and torturing small animals
... oh shit.

>>5437223
Mishteeeeeeer
I fwinijed it and I wantsh mooooowe!!!!

>>5437455
You have the three characteristic of a serial killer.

>>5437413
only when i was a kid, good things.

I set a lot of fires when I was a kid. Looking back, it's a miracle I didn't set a forest fire.

>>5437492
Oh well, guess I should start killing people, any suggestion ?

>>5437491
>you've never done a single useful thing for anyone or anything on this planet! You need to die!
Flawless logic, there.

I would love to have a yukkuri crying pillow, so I could hit it and do all sort of things and be satisfacted

>>5437402
You're nowhere near as good a person as you think you are, anonymous.

C'mon, enough with those moral judgements!

Let's talk about something easier...like gardening, for example.

I wouldn't suggest you to use the sleeping agent.
I don't like anhestetizer in my snack.

>>5437982
Good to see someone picking it up, thanks.

This one's a bit longer, and I'm not sure it's complete. Who cares: it will show you how yukkuris really are.

>>5436430
>>5438081

WAIT WAIT WAIT, JUST A MINUTE!!!!
DOES THIS MEANS THAT YUKKURI REIMU IS A GENIUS AND YUKKURI MARISA IS QUITE AN IDIOT THAT SUFFERED FOR NOTHING?

>>5438180
I gently ask you to trust me.
continue reading, even if it's incomplete, a suggestion for the ending is really implyed.

And so it ends.
Yukkuri got abused and beaten, until Yuyuko started growing bored.
Then she killed her in a gorish way.

Some pages of this were already posted, but it's a little gem of evil, so please bear with it.

>>5438273

Anon-san, i didn't get it at all...
The yukkuri sure acted bad, but this was just because yuyuko was planning to eat the children. I don't see why yukkuri needs to be punished...

>>5436800
>>5436803
are respectively page 4 and 5 (the last)

>>5438312
IN FEUDAL GENSOKYO NO ONE DARES TO REBEL TO HIS MASTER.
...I believe.

Or, as a white knight would say, yukkuri "forgot her good side the same moment she came in contact with troubles. And, instead of clinging to the good (she was bad towards some children), while at the same time striving for freedom, she chose to become like her torturers."

I think n.1, however.

>>5438325
so let me get this straight, yukkaris are lazy. selfish, manipulative beings, and no one should feel sorry or guilty for torturing / slaughtering them?

>>5438374

I believe the same could be said of HUMANS as well...

>>5438383
no man, with yukkaris is ok, because they are not intelligent / reasoning beings.

Yukkuri Alice is a fucking bitch

Yukkuris are intelligent enough to speak and make decisions. They're just extraordinarily dumb and can be easily made to disregard the welfare of their companions.

They're abominations, and although torturing them is immoral, they should still be wiped out.

>>5438374
well...uh...yes.
Also, it's funny.

Now, I swear you, brace for some hilarious shit.
Love is in the air, believe me.

>>5438408
Those are the exact words I was trying to say.
Without the torture part, but since some internet tough judges say I'm a psycho, it was expected.

Btw let's go with the story

>>5438410
It`s included it in the .rar there >>5437223

>>5438410
he has a point, torturing / slaughtering is fun and acceptable as long as it remains in fiction. Now with that I can take it easy reading these pictures n_n

>>5438437

Yes, but not everyone will want to download it, so let us make it easy for these people. Easy easy, anon-san~

>>5435222
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>>5438523

>>5438523
good to see people downloading

>>5438531

>>5438437
Oh shit, I saw it just now.
Nvm, if someone does want to post something else I'll stop, otherwise I'll continue because it's funny.

Reaching image limit is not a problem however, since yukkuri thread come up once a week usually, and there's no such a quantity of material.

>>5438537

>>5438312
The way I read it:

Eirin gives Yukkuri to Yuyuko
Yuyuko keeps Yukkuri for food

Youmo asks Yuyuko to release Yukkuri, saying such a gentle and compassionate creature deserves better
Yuyuko offers a bet: Youmo will follow Yukkuri's orders for a month, and if she still thinks it's a nice creature, it will be free to go

Yukkuri uses Youmo help to "escape" by sacrificing half of her children and letting a wild yukkuri take her place
Youmo, upon seeing Yukkuri's true character, admits defeat and helps recapture it

Karma's a bitch

>>5438554

>>5438537

Patchy is so full of herself mukyun

>>5438566

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>>5438570
She's really cute in this story, its a shame that she dies.

>>5438583

>>5438570
I just noticed, Aya looks kinda Yukkuri in the anime

>>5438594

The end. Now, I would like to say that this is one of my favorites~

Due to the terrible gore yukkuri stories that everyone is posting, let's see one cute rando image so we can take it easy again

>>5438621
But sure, good sir!
What about a happyhappy sing a song now?

>>5438560

i still thinks that, even if it's really a bad creature, it doesn't deserve to die. Also, yukkureimu wasn't lying, it's really yuyuko's fault. yuyuko wants to eat yukkureimu's babies, so she did her best to run away

>>5438637

Am I the only one who keeps trying to immitate this strange way of talking?

Fucking image limit.

my favorite was that one where Reimu moonwalks onto the street.
And then the one where she dances on a burning table

>>5438666
Thread was successful then, lets take it easy for today, good night

>>5435220
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>>5438666

NO! I WANT TO SEE THE THIRD PANEL! SOMEONE DELETE ONE IMAGE NOW!

someone make a new thread

Dammit now no one will know how the happy happy audition ended ;_;
btw funny thread, once in a while

>>5438650
Not to be the usual asshole, but have you noticed how do we treat the cattle for our tasty steaks?
We fed the cows. We use the cows for the milk. We keep them in a semi-jail, all with each other.
And when they are ready, we murder them and eat them, after a proper cooking, that is.

Now imagine a cow so intelligent that plans to escape, and that has no moral restrinction.
Wouldn't you be scared? Wouldn't you kill her, before shit really hits the fan?
Tl:dr?
k: in a yukkuri abuse thread it's always fun to see a yukkuri abused in a proper way. Being her culprit or not.

>>5438693

new thread

>>5438697
>New thread
>404d
mods are fags

>>5440222

Mods can't take it easy

Take it easy, Mod-san!

>>5440222

try this one >>5440470

>>5436632
Actually, things like superstition and bias have nothing to do with intelligence.
Its not that they believe the one without the hat isn't a yukkuri per se or that the one with the hat is the same yukkuri, its that the one who loses the hat becomes stigmatized by society for not possessing something required by society.


>>5436731
Yes, but /jp/ won't post it.

Also, stories have to have conflict actually so it would kinda make sense that there's more abuse comics than love comics...

I don't mind yukkuri abuse, but for some reason it gets a bit melancholic when there's these threads were 98% of the content is abuse.

>>5440881
I think it's a body-image thing. A yukkuri who loses their hat is usually traumatized by the event and is usually unable to articulate what's wrong beyond a sense of "weirdness", from the media I've seen.

>>5437157
I've heard that there was an experiment once to see how far a rooster would go to mate with a chicken.
They discovered that all that was required for the chicken to attempt to mate with the chicken was the head....

it up later. I wouldn't worry about shortages because Cross Edge

>>5441578
>it up later.
What is "it"?

I absolutely hate yukkuri abuse. It's a real downer for me.

>>5441669

The denizens of /jp/ are a lot like yukkuri. We relax, take it easy, and would like to snuggle and have sexes with squishy manju.

So this is symbolic self hatred and self abuse? Bleh. I do enough of both in the real way. Meh.

This is awesome.

>>5442264
We are alike in the sense that we want to take it easy but other people from outside always abuse and bully us.

>>5445018
I was going to post http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/667108 in response to that. /jp/ in the middle. Other /jp/ browsers outside.

WAIT A MINUTE! YUKKURIS...............ARE FUCKING MANJUUS?! WHAT?! NO WONDER YUYUKO FUCKING EATS THEM.

>>5441669

I've realized that i like to see yukkuri being bullyied, but I do not agree with people killing yukkuris. It's like a cat or a dog( in fact, yukkureimu just say "meow" in one of the strips that I was reading), so It's not good to kill it, but if you want to play to torture it a little bit..
Well, I won't torture dogs and cats because they can't talk so it isn't fun, but yukkuris..they have chis fun way of chalking, mishther, and it would be god to make then cry a little and ask for sorry, but not to kill it, never kill.

>>5445268
I see this is your first week on /jp/.