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A miserable little blob of moe~.

>>5426858
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGegCta6F1o

Touhou is a derogatory term coined by caucasoids who mistakenly believe they can partition the world as they please

A miserable little >>5426860, oh damn.
Reimu don't hurt me! Don't hurt me, no more.

Yeah okay, so like... how do I start playing?

An old movie production company from Japan. They invented Godzilla.

If you want to start from the beginning, you'll have to do a bit of digging

If you just want to start from where most people do, go download and play Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.

Most known and easy to find, probably on /rs/

>>5426893

>playing Touhou

Hahahahaha!

Nobody here plays Touhou. Except for the fightan gaems, occasionally.

No, what you do is attach yourself to one of the characters, and then use said fictional character to stave off suicide.

You also collect the doujins about the series and masturbate to them, as any experienced Touhou fan knows that the doujins are the only important part of the whole shebang.

You dont start playing, the game starts playing YOU >:3

>>5426906
>No one here plays Touhou
Fuck off secondary

>>5426893
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

And don't start posting here unless you have completed all of the from Touhou6 to Touhou 12.5 or have lurked here for more than 1 year. You can make threads to update us on your Touhou journey though, we'll give you some tips on the EX bosses.

>>5426911
>he thinks tripfags aren't trolling in every post
I guess you're not from around here.

>>5426909
>>5426911

Participation in CYOA's about Touhou don't count as playing the games, sorry.

>>5426920

I don't actively troll, don't make sweeping generalisations.

>>5426924

To anonymous, merely posting on 4chan constitutes as trolling, so you're shit out of luck.

>>5426924
The ones that don't troll post so rarely that a generalisation is accurate.

>>5426933
Who? I need to update my filter.

Can I make a sweeping generalization too?

Tripfriend trolling ratio: 60%
Anonymous trolling ratio: 60%

Therefore tripfriends = trolls is just an illusion

>>5426940
Just filter Anonymous. That's the best way.

>>5426933

Because they're vilified for "trolling", maybe?

>>5426920
>he thinks tripfags are trolling
My, aren't you a stupid one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvjxfjwgVY&feature=related

Well perfect cherry blossom is the story of a priestresse who are wondering about why it is still snowing in march.
She decides to discover it by slyaing everything on her way. She thinks that it is normal to walk around with her armpits exposed, but it's ok, it's for her fans.

She find a fat girl who makes the world cold, beat her, and then meets an adorable little cat girl and rip out her head without any reason.

Then, she meets Alice, a girl who was in the 1998's game, but no one care, nobody plays it. She asks " where is the summer?"
Alice answer " a dead girl have stolen it".
Then she says " ok thanks" and you kill her.

Then apparently to go to the world of the death you have to go throught a giant door in the sky, guarded by some jazz phantom or something like that, I don't know. Anyway,
you are so awesome that you kill the three of them in the same time.

You enter, a kid with a sword tell you " I'll slash you:" and then she answers " lol why are you bringing a sword in a shooting fight?"
And you make her a billion of hole in her body.

The final boss is a girl with a big chest, in a kimono, who wants to bring herself back to life by using a giant tree. Oh! And she can kill you by wishing it, but because the
player is already dead in his head, it doesn't work, and you beat her up.


then the summer come back, and there is a hole in a border, something like this. Then you have to beat up a girl with a sunshade.
She goes to her home, and the fox mama tell you " she is sleeping". You yell " I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT IT" and then you make some paté from it.

You come back the night, find the girl, you say " fix the hole", she says "no", and then an epic battle begin! You win, then she asks again.
She answer " don't feel like doing it" and you say "ho shit. I'm going home, drinking some tea."

>>5426991
Best canon fag ever.