/jp/ - Otaku Culture

no, i just swing it up and down a few times

Yes.

why is she smoking on the toilet?

I just give it a lil' shake

I don't have a penis.

No
I stand there for 30 seconds and squeeze it as hard as I can
Then I whip it around a bit and put it away causing my boxers to get damp with ~3 droplets of urine

>>5426183

you don't?

I let the dribbles soak up in my boxers amongst the dried cum and shit stains

Yes.

>>5426183

It looks like a digital thermometer.

Still makes no sense.

>>5426198
>Still makes no sense.
we should be more worried about her bag... i mean wtf?

she's smoking an e-cig

>>5426185
I got it already anonymous. We're all little girls and proud of it.

>>5426198
>>5426201
use your imagination.
i think she came back from school and feels sick so she's measuring her temperature in the bathroom texting her friends.

>>5426207
I'm going to be a little 23 year old girl next year after sex reassignment surgery.

No need to, since I always sit down to pee.

>>5426218

>>5426221

I used to when I was little. Not anymore.

I forget the name of this doujin. I can't even fucking remember if I downloaded it or not.

Source?

>>5426198
Looks like a pregnancy test to me.
Given that she's on the can, that would make a bit more sense, but still not make much sense.

>>5426252
But why is the backpack... Oh fuck it.

Only when I do this
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>>5426274
why would you do that?

Yes. I don't want my boxers to smell of urine.

Also, /jp/ - Pissing and shitting.

http://nackte-fussball-wm2010.net/?id=2773550
this is hot !

>>5426274
I've never tried that before because I dont have foreskin
What's it like?
inb4 big arguement about mutilated dicks

>>5426274

>>5426275
'cause it's fun.

>>5426280
It doesn't feel great and it doesn't feel bad, it's kinda weird... I can't explain it.

>>5426218

>I'm going to be a little 23 year old girl next year after sex reassignment surgery.

DAAAAAAAAAMN!

This cracker right here is taking Games of Pretend to entirely unheard-of levels! Major props!

>>5426274

No, i just whip up my pants when the piss is done.

Yes, it's cleaner that way.

Uncutfags, enjoying that yummy smegma?

>>5426393
Are you enjoying your vastly decreased sexual pleasure? You don't get smegma unless you're a pig who doesn't shower for a week.

>>5426393
It smells great

>>5426401
>doesn't shower for a week.
everyoneinjp.jpg

>>5426401
I have gone on for months without getting any. By now I'm pretty sure smegma is just some sort of myth faggots with mutilated dicks make up to feel better about themselves.

I AM VERY DEFENSIVE ABOUT MY DICK

>>5426393
Yes, it smells great and turns me on when masturbating. I'm also enjoying the pleasure of having an utterly sensitive penis, thank you very much.

>>5426401
>vastly decreased sexual pleasure
This is what uncutfags actually believe.

>>5426393
Never had any at all.

Also, I've never understood this whole cut vs uncut "rivalry" that's present. There's no real need to pointlessly defend your parents' choice to cut off part of your dick.

>>5426411
I'm pretty sure it's not a myth, but yeah, it doesn't appear if you shower at least once in a week.

>>5426419

Yes there is, disgusting uncut fags are disgusting.

>>5426419
It's partly sour grapes. I'm circumcised but naturally I had no choice in the matter. But what can you do, other than hate your parents for it?

>>5426421
There, there, anonymous. We all mourn for your mutilated penis.

>>5426419
>There's no real need to pointlessly defend your parents' choice to cut off part of your dick.

I didn't even realize that it's actually the parents who decide to cut pieces of your skin off. Super cool parents some people have.

"Hey I got an idea! Let's cut some body parts off from our child without asking him anything!"

"Wow, thats a fucking great idea! Let's do it!"

>>5426280
>inb4 big arguement about mutilated dicks

>>5426439

I hate my parents for what they have done, but I hate the fucks who decided this was a good idea and made it a tradition even more.

>>5426417
>>5426421
It's a fact, believing it or not is irrelevant. And nice job attempting to defend your parents' decision to mutilate your penis, which you had no say in. If you weren't supposed to have foreskin, then you wouldn't be born with it.

>>5426439
They do it when you're a baby, so who else would be making the decision? Not to speak of the occasional botched circumcisions (not sure exactly how rare those are, but if it's even one in 10 million that's a pretty good argument not to cut.)

Superior uncut faggot reporting in~

>>5426456

[Appendix]
[Wisdom teeth]

enjoy your smegma disgusting anteater dick uncutfags

>this thread

Rather futile, arguing over whose penis is superior if you're never going to get laid in your entire lifetime, isn't it?

>>5426468
>Rather futile, arguing over whose penis is superior if we're never going to get laid in your entire lifetime, isn't it?
Fix'd for you, honey.

>>5426466
Enjoy your insensitive, ugly penis. I'll enjoy my natural, sensitive, well-protected and superior one.

>>5426479

>insensitive

Like you would know.

>ugly penis.

Now you're trolling. Go troll somewhere else.

>>5426466

Those are only removed if or when they cause a medical problem.

There's no sensible reason to even consider circumcising a newborn child.

Circumcision should be illegal. Or at least the decision should be made by the owner of the penis when he has reached the age of 18.

/jp/ - Dicks

>>5426466
>examples of things that add nothing to the body
>proof that circumcised males experience less sexual pleasure

The creepy thing about this cleanliness argument you dipshits use is that it then justifies the more extreme practice of female circumcision, which almost completely kills their sexual pleasure, rather than decreasing it.

>>5426274

I don't get it.

>>5426484
Cut penises have no character to them; they're bland. I realize you're upset though, since you'll never know how sex (or your hand) is supposed to feel.

>>5426493

>Cut penises have no character to them; they're bland.

Sure, buddy! Say that to all the 3d pig disgusting women on the planet who prefer cut.

You're a faggot for even dicussing this or thinking you're somehow going to stop this process. Fuck off with you.

>>5426493
They are never going to understand, no matter how much you try.

Still, I couldn't imagine having a piece of my penis cut off. Shit must suck.

Superior fag reporting in.

>>5426498
You seem pretty upset. I'm sure you'd know what women prefer in a man, since you're an active /jp/ poster, right? It's ok, you don't have to be so defensive; your inferiority complex is showing.

Why argue when you are all this big anyway?

>>5426505

Your autism and trolling is showing too.

>>5426498
I'm a girl and I love my husband's uncut penis.

>>5426498
>Sure, buddy! Say that to all the 3d pig disgusting women on the planet who prefer cut.
lolwut

>You're a faggot for even dicussing this or thinking you're somehow going to stop this process.
Circumcision has been constantly decreasing over the past 40 years because people now know how bad it is. It's religious bullshit that serves no goddamn purpose.

I hate being cut. My pubic hair is constantly irritating the head so I have to keep shaving it so it isn't so uncomfortable. I have no idea what you guys are going on about with regards to sensitivity because my penis is so sensitive that it irritates me. And there is nothing protecting the head from rubbing.

>>5426508
>I have no counterargument, so I'll use the current "autisim" buzzword"
Cool strawman, cutfag.

>>cut vs uncut thread
It never fucking fails does it?

>>5426510
>>5426498
I'm a boy and I like both. I'm talking from experience.

"<Marina> May I ask if you're circumcised or not..?
<Shinki> I am ;_;
<Shinki> Anyway, Less STDs for me
<Marina> Awww.. I like uncut penises.
<Shinki> Why?
<Marina> Because they're more sensative and if you don't clean under the foreskin regularly, there's this smell and I like that smell."

I'll just leave this here.

>>5426514
>regards to sensitivity
You lose a lot of nerve receptors when they remove your foreskin (you know, because they're on your foreskin) - the head also has less itself. If it's sensitive now, it'd be a lot worse otherwise.

>>5426518

Counterargument to your immature faggotry?

You're taking this so seriously it's sad. I can even see how pathetically smug you are on the other end of the computer screen.

"I R WINNING E-ARGUMENT DURR"

>>5426506

itt: Trolls trolling trolls etc.

This is funny, keep it up guys.

Jesus christ you guys are like children
Cutfags dont feel shit
Uncut fags have dick cheese
Seems equally shitty to me

>>5426524
>I'm supporting a barbaric practice because my parents' mutilated my dick when I was young and I am now full of hate

from
>do you wipe your penis after pissing?
to
>why is does that girl have a thermometer and a bag?
to
>MY PENIS IS BETTER THEN YOURS

>>5426524
I'm the immature one, yet you resorted to insults and personal attacks first. Hmm... It's alright, I'd be upset too if I was a known shitposter with most of my reproductive organ's vital nerve endings removed.

>>5426525
My penis is bigger than a Coca Cola bottle.

p.s. why does discussion on /jp/ always develop into dicks I am seriously confused

>>5426534
This started off as a discussion on dicks, so it's a moot point.

>>5426527
>Uncut fags have dick cheese
Typical cutfag. Notice how he believes there is an advantage in having his dick cut.

>I am now full of hate

You're the biggest retard of all. Full of hate for what? Something that happened when I was born and don't remember anything about?

Yeah, sure. Dumbass.

>>5426532

Worthless tripfag thinks he knows how the world works. Shut your fucking mouth, you scum.

>>5426534
Because we love dicks and everything about them.

15 cm, uncut, slightly curved to the left master race here

>>5426493
>Cut penises have no character to them; they're bland

I guess you have a lot of expertise in different kinds of penises, then?

>Penis discussion
>84 posts and 13 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
I love you, /jp/. Never do change.

Even /jp/ is going to argue about such pointless shit?

God dammit I expected better

So, how many dicks have you guys sucked? I've sucked two, plus kind of sucked mine. I can only reach the tip of it with my tongue.

>>5426536

I'm speaking in general. Threads about penises get more replies, often completely relevant threads turn into penis battles, etc.

>>5426540
>butthurt namefag calling me worthless
Your frustration is hilarious, yet also somewhat sad. Be careful you don't burst a blood vessel there, bro. It's not your fault that your parents butchered you.

>>5426542
>15 cm

>>5426540
You seem pretty full of hate to me, You've done nothing except insult people who didn't have their penis mutilated as a child - rather telling.

>>5426545

The left panel is my face when I read this thread.

>>5426544
Not as much as I'd like, sadly.

>>5426552
>>5426550

Fuck you immature faggots. You intentionally use "shock words" like MULTILATE AND BUTCHER to refer to a practice I'm sure billions have experienced, people far more wise than you immature-dronefags who think they're superior to everyone when they aren't shit. You're not shit in this thread, on the internet, or real life. You're nothing. Your dick is as worthless as you are. You're just like drugfaggots, you should be round up and shot.

Fuck all the loser uncutfags here who don't think they wouldnt get the shit beaten out of them for acting this smug-immature way in a non-internet enviroment. I'm going to go play Metroid Prime.

Fuck you all.

>>5426563

maximum butthurt

I haven't laughed like this in years, oh lordy.

>>5426563
>INTERNET TOUGH GUY
I'm sad to see you go, you were just so cute and hilarious in how stupidly you reacted to the truth.

>>5426563
>I have run out of profanities to hurl and my butthurt is reaching its upper limits, so I will escape the mean Internet badguys and go play a game
Have fun. I'm sure it'll be a better experience than masturbating, what with the lessened sensitivity in that area, and all.

>>5426573

Metroid Prime IS a pretty damn good game.

I'm greatly amused nobody in this thread mentioned the kid who got circmsized at18 and mentioned the feeling loss was negligible.

I think I'll take his word, since he's experienced both, unlike any of you.

>>5426576
Indeed. I'm hoping Metroid: Other M will be good, as well.

>>5426577
>one kid's (highly subjective and untested) evidence outweighs all scientific evidence to the contrary
Sure thing, bro.

>>5426529
>why is does that girl have a thermometer and a bag?
We've been through this already. The thermometer is to check whether it is a "safe day" in her cycle, the phone to contact her boyfriend with the result, and the bag because her boyfriend likes her to wear it when they are "together".

>>5426581

Not sold on Other M thus far, but I haven't been paying too much attention to it anyway.

my penis > your penis

This is like arguing over pepsi and coke
It's all the same fucking shit

Also pepsi tastes better, and coca cola is an evil company
Not that that matters though

>>5426591
fuck you, coke > pepsi

>>5426591
I don't really care for either. I'm more of a Sprite man, myself.

>>5426595
Sprite is fucking disgusting

>>5426591
At least neither of those looks uglier than the other.

>>5426595
sprite sux

>>5426591
coke > pepsi.
pepsi is shit.

>>5426599
>implying 7up tastes any better
sierra mist > all

>>5426596
>>5426599
You're crazy.

>>5426595
Are you Grant Hill?

>>5426607
How did you know?

>>5426498 Say that to all the 3d pig disgusting women on the planet who prefer cut.
>implying women know shit about penises

Cutfags will cut their kids, because its the only way to get revenge.

A&W Cream Soda was here.

Everything else is smalltime.

>Dr. Pepper isnt his favorite softdrink
>He calls it soda instead of pop

I've sucked 10 penises.

>>5426654

In a row?

>>5426654
At the same time?

>>5426673
At the same time.

An uncut penis looks and works exactly as well as a cut penis when erect. You can pull the foreskin back. The only difference is it's not dried up and nasty looking and has about three times the sensitivity.

Cut penises are always rolling around and scraping up against your cloths etcs. If an uncut penis so much as touches something when the foreskin is rolled back it's like dynamite. We're not even getting into how good the foreskin rolling back and forth on the shaft feels.

I really do feel sorry for people who have been cut. The only thing they can come up with is "dick cheese", which I've never gotten personally.

>>5426748
Fascinating.

Sure is /b/ in here