/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I log onto Kaguya's PC and report this スレ

[x] Jump into the lake while genuflecting and screaming out "YUKARI!"

>>5424155
I have no idea what your problem is, but this is probably one of the best thread now, bar rape discussion.
The only reason CYOA threads were despised was because there was too many of them.

>>5424183
Calm down there tex.

I rape the maids

D. masturbate in the open for being in Gensokyo in the first place

B.
Then what >>5424169 said.

God I should know better than to come to /a ..... this is /jp/? Oh fuck off

Gensokyo Man has returned to do what he should have done a long time ago.

A. Village. Always.

[LAKE] LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

>>5424169
>>5424202

You head towards the lake, it looks safe enough. Maybe you'll find someone who will help you look for this Alice person, and explain where you are. As you approach the lake, the fog engulfing it makes it hard to see, and you do not realize how close you are to the lake until you step in it. You take off your clothes and pack and jump in. The water is cool, but not enough so that it leaves you frigid.

A. Leave the lake.
B. Stay longer.

I sit a moment and reflect on how I'm supposed to kill Alice Margatroid, the woman who slew my parents ten years ago and left only a single note next to their bodies where I found them coming home from school. Ten long years have I searched for this Alice, and at last I have found her home. Soon, I shall have my revenge.

>>5424237
Stay longer.

>>5424237
A. Leave the damn lake.
Not again...

>>5424247
You decide that staying longer in the lake couldn't hurt. You can hardly see the hand in front of your face, but that also must mean that nobody can see you. After a few minutes, you feel a sharp pain upon your shoulder, your eyes slowly shut.

When you come to, you are in a stone room, the size of a walk-in closet. The only notable features are a steel door, with a shut viewing slit.

THREAD REPORTED.

>>5424263
Oh, right. Options.

A. Knock on the door.
B. Closely examine your cell.
C. Wait quietly
D. Write in.

You are surprised and killed by a Manticore!
It quickly shreds your flesh and devours you.

>>5424273
>>5424273
C

>>5424278
YAY

>>5424273
Knock knock

RP game reported. Take this shit back to /a/ where it's against the rules too.

>>5424273
[x] Save your game, then restart.
[x] Fun dream minigame!

>>5424280
You wait quietly. In your silence, you hear the sounds of what you assume to be three female voices arguing outside your cell, the sound muffled by the steel door. After a few minutes, the viewing slit opens. Two red eyes peer in, and then the viewing slit closes. A few more minutes later, the door creaks open. Three females, slightly shorter than you, stand before you. One with black hair, one with red hair, and one with purple hair. You notice fangs sticking out from their mouth, and they are clad in disarmingly cute dresses and hats.

They stare at you for a few moments before closing in on your cell.

Options.
A. Fight!
B. Attempt to talk to them
C. Write in.

>>5424278
[x]Jump into sewers, nuke russia, go back into the now ruined city, and sail a boat forever.

this was banned in the first months of /jp/. Just because it's been awhile doesn't make rules disappear.

A

[x] Get blazed.

>>5424318
B, of course

Seconding (well probably twentieth-ing) reported.

CYOA do not belong here, there's a dedicated board for this vomit anyways.

Escape the city in an armored bus, and take a boat to an island
Imediately after getting to that island, get swarmed and ripped to shreds by the infected

>>5424145

D.

Change the situation so I arrive in gensyoko with a frisbee, start walking around to find someone to play catch with.

[x]A: METSU SHORYUKEN!

Is it that hard to do one that isn't KS, Touhou, or Type-MooN?

>>5424318
[x] Ask them why they stopped you from killing yourself.

>>5424352
No, I hate KEY.

>>5424331
You deck the black-haired vampire in the face. The other two grab onto your body and bite you on either side of the neck. You go down.

You wake up again your cell. The black-haired vampire is with you. She is sleeping.

Options:
A. Wake her up.
B. Wait quietly.
C. Knock on the door.
D. Write in.

>>5424360
Punch her in the face

[x] Wait quietly for your ghoulification to complete.
[x] Stare blankly at the black haired vampire.

>>5424360
Check your neck.

>>5424360
Try to miru at her pantsu

"Good day, sir," one of them says slowly. "Welcome to Touhou Corporation's security building. You were found trespassing on company property. Please explain your reason for being there."

Options.
A. Fight!
B. "It was an accident."
C. "What are you going to do?"

>You are in Gensokyo, what do?
Seriously, /a/?

Anyway, shouldn't this go on touhou-project or something?

>>5424364
You deck her in the face again. She wakes up and starts crying.

Options.
A. Punch her again.
B. Knock on the door.
C. Comfort her.
D. Write in.

C. Comfort her.

>>5424395
C.

Oh shit.
He's using Nightmare mode. This can only end in tragedy.

Seems that this time we're a badass motherfucker, motherfucker.

>>5424400
You crouch down next to her and hug her, she tries to push you away.
"I didn't mean it, I thought you were going to hurt me."
She stops resisting. You pat her on the head. She bites you on the neck.

Options.
A. Fist.
B. Push her away.
C. Let her drink your blood.

C. Let her drink your blood.
[x] Drink a little of hers in return.

>>5424436
kinky

>>5424436
You let her drink. You deserve it for punching a little girl anyway. It takes all of your willpower not to pass out, but after only a little bit, shes finished. You hold her tightly.

Options.
A. Fist.
B. Ask her why you're here.
C. Write in.

>>5424434
A.

>>5424454
B. Ask her why you're here.

>>5424454
B. Ask her why you're here.

>>5424454
A

>>5424454
C. Ask her to buy you a beer

>One with black hair, one with red hair, and one with purple hair. You notice fangs sticking out from their mouth

Where the hell are we?

Best CYOA all month

>>5424459
>>5424460

You ask her why you're here.

"We saw you by the lake, humans who go into the lake get eaten. We only took you here because the mistress won't allow any unauthorized guests, it was for your own good, and then you attacked us. My.. friends threw me in here to make fun of me."

Options.
A. Fist.
B. Ask her if she can get you out.
C. Knock on the door.
D. Write in.

>>5424385

I, for one, am reporting because he has bad grammar. Also, he can't seem to write more than one line before throwing up the multiple choice thing.

I think I'm just against poor writers more than anything else.

A

>>5424484
A

c

>>5424484
C. Knock on the door.

>>5424484
D. Make fun of her

D. "Some friends. What mistress?"

>>5424488
>>5424489
Shes submissive enough, another fist it is!

You punch her in the face again. By now, a deep red mark is on her face. She starts crying again.

The door opens, and the two other females are laughing at her. She gets up and runs out of the cell.

"I've never seen a human punch a vampire"
"Me neither, shes so weak!"

They converse between each other for a few more seconds before turning their attention back to you.

"So, do we keep him, or should we let him go?"
"Hmm. Hey, human, want to be our slave?"

Options.
A. Yes.
B. No.
C. Run.

>>5424219
>he
ahahahaHA

B

>>5424505
D. Fist

>>5424505
B

>>5424505
A. Yes.

>>5424505
D. Kill them both with a wooden stake you have fashioned

>>5424505
A. Hells yes!

>>5424505
No, you want to be leader.

Damnit, /jp/, you just lost the best route.
Dropped.

>>5424505
PUUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH

>>5424505

Ask if rape is considered servant duty.

Give them a demonstration.

>>5424515
You shake your head,
"No. I wouldn't like that"

They sigh,
"Fine, you can go."

They step out of your way and direct you to an open window.
"Hurry, before the head maid finds you. We won't protect you if that happens."

The two girls leave.

Options.
A. Explore the mansion.
B. Leave.
C. Follow the girls.
D. Write in.

>>5424561
C

>>5424561
D. Fist of the North Star.

>>5424561
C

>>5424561
[X] Rape the maids
[X] Kill everyone Sam fisher style

I'm trying to figure out a way to get back on Black Hair's route.
I'm getting nothing.

>>5424565
You follow the girls, they turn around.

"So you've reconsidered?

Options:
A. Slave.
B. No.
C. Fist.
D. Write in.

[X] Jump out of the window

A.

A. Slave.

>>5424600
A Yes, I definitely want to be your slave

>>5424600
A

What. No.
C. Fist.

>>5424600
A

A. Slave.

>>5424600
C
What the shit guys

>>5424600
C FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>5424606
You nod, they come to either side of you and hold your hands as you walk with them.

"Are you suuure? We like to do painful things to humans like you."
"We'll bite you lots, would you like that?"

They giggle to each other and stop before another steel door, this one at the end of a hall, seemingly isolated from the rest of the mansion.

Options.
A. Fist.
B. Leave.
C. Continue.
D. Write in.

>>5424640
[x] Fist

>>5424640
c, for sure

>>5424640
Fist. Time for a death.

>>5424640
A

>>5424640

[A] The other kind of fist.

WHAT. NO.
A. Fist.

A. Fist.

>>5424640
C. Continue.

Jeez, we must seem like a schizo to these toohoos.

>>5424666
[A] Fist.

>>5424640
C

>>5424666
we are always schizo
being in touhouland makes one a little crazy

>>5424647
You think to yourself, 'Naw dude, naw'

You punch the red-haired girl to the left of you in the face, and then shift your weight and elbow the other one in the neck. The red-haired girl attempts to rise but you punch her a few more times. She goes down.

Options.
A. Leave the mansion.
B. Fight Night: Round 5
C. Write in.

>>5424666
I like to think of these CYOAs as a guide of what NOT to do if you wake up in Gensokyo.

C. Slave

Rape

B

>>5424683
B

>>5424683
B.

C. Rape

>>5424683
[B]

>>5424683
Well we're past the point of no return, might as well try to take out the other one

FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST CYOA EVER

>>5424688
You know you're a badass, you're like the Liam Neeson of beating up vampires. With your fist at the ready, you go deeper in the mansion.

As you walk towards an intersection of hallways, a group of vampire maids happen to be walking the hallways at the same time, you deck them in the head one by one and scuff their shoes while you're at it. Tearing a piece of wooden molding from the wall, you head deeper into the mansion, breaking the wooden piece over a maid who is cleaning the hallways. You turn to run down another hallway, but, out of thin air, a maid with silver, braided hair and a fist full of knives stops you.

Options.
A. Fight Club 2: Electric Boogaloo
B. Run.
C. Talk to her.
D. Write in.

Rape

[x] Hit on her.

>>5424688
You know you're a badass, you're like the Liam Neeson of beating up vampires. With your fist at the ready, you go deeper in the mansion.

As you walk towards an intersection of hallways, a group of vampire maids happen to be walking the hallways at the same time, you deck them in the head one by one and scuff their shoes while you're at it. Tearing a piece of wooden molding from the wall, you head deeper into the mansion, breaking the wooden piece over a maid who is cleaning the hallways. You turn to run down another hallway, but, out of thin air, a maid with silver, braided hair and a fist full of knives stops you.

Options.
A. Fight Club 2: Electric Boogaloo
B. Run.
C. Talk to her.
D. Write in.

>>5424724
A.

/jp/ ate some extra red meat tonight it seems

>>5424731
A

>>5424731
[x] Hit on her.

>>5424731
A. Fight Club 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>5424731
Ask her to teach you how to pick out the best pads.

>>5424731

Hey man, fuck you

>>5424748
He's calling you out, man.
[R]ENTER THE FIST. ENTER HER WITH YOUR FIST.

>>5424145
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>>5424756
Oh hello, welcome to the thread.

>>5424732
>>5424740

You charge the head maid. She reels to throw her knives at you, but you chuck your pack at her and knock her off-balance. Before she can recover, you punch her in the face. She stabs you in-between the rib cage. You punch her in the head again.

Options.
A. Condemned 3: Revenge of the Fist
B. Run.
C. Write in.

>>5424774
A.

a

>>5424774
>>5424748

>>5424774
A

>>5424774
A. Condemned 3: Revenge of the Fist

A. Condemned 3: Revenge of the Fist
[x] Kiss her

>>5424748
I was asking on /w/ for a higher resolution image. I took off my trip for that, and forgot to put it back on when I made the post. My apologies

Chop til you drop

>>5424684
I guess punching everyone falls into that category.

Also this is now the official theme song for this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAga2AjfZlg

>>5424798

Either way, you owe us one (1) rape.

Hop to it.

>>5424783
You punch her a few more times with your fist. She goes limp. In a fit of adrenaline you pull out the knife she put in you and try to eat it, but then you spit it out.

Options.
A. Find your next victim.
B. Its time to leave.
C. RAPE THE BODY.
D. Write in.

>>5424833
oh lord no

C

>>5424833
Go kidnap Patchy.

>>5424833
C

>>5424833
C. RAPE THE BODY.
THE TIME HAS COME

C

RP/CYOA doesn't go on /jp/.

>>5424833
D. Use the knife to fashion a new hole in the maid and fuck it.

>>5424876

Neither do Party threads.

>>5424855
Dude, no. Unlike everyone else in SDM, Patchy is good.

LAKE LAKE LAKE LAKE

>>5424889
That's why we need to take her with us.

>>5424882
This option picked for the sake of interesting!

With the knife she stabbed you with, you saw through her knee. She screams and tries to push you away. You keep cutting. You rip the bone from its socket.

Time for a dicking. Continue. Y/N?

>>5424919
Ahhhh...good point.

uhh

N

>>5424886
What kind of fallacy is that?

>>5424922
all i wanted was a nice rape, and this is what i got...

you should probably attend the party

>>5424922
Uurrrgghhh...
White Knight tendancys...overwhelming...
YYYYYY

>>5424922
Very Y.

>>5424922
N
Help her
That's too far bro ;_;

>>5424922

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BACK OF THE KNEE IS WHERE THE VAGINA GOES

>>5424937
Well, enough is enough. You leave the mansion. They are probably all super pissed.

Where to next, Kamijo Touma?

Options:
A. Lets find Alice!
B. To Youkai mountain
C. Human Village.

Y

>>5424922
This thread isn't fun anymore.

A. Lets find Alice!

>>5424974
A. Lets find Alice!
Oh boy.

>>5424974
[X]Go back for Patchy.

[x] Fight Meiling!

D. find remi and fight club her

>>5424974
L. JUMP IN LAKE.

>>5424974

GET BACK THERE YOU OWE ME A RAPE

>>5424985
Lets find Alice it is! You pull out your handy map of Gensokyo. and find that it is north of the human village, in the forest of magic. You add one (1) Sakuya leg to your backpack.

Options.
A. Straight to Alice's house.
B. Stop at the human village first.
C. Write in.

>>5424937
>>5424944
>>5424969
WELL WHAT THE FUCK FAGGOTS
YOU WANTED TO BE BADASSES AND WHEN THE CHIPS CAME DOWN, YOU PUSSIED OUT?
THAT'S PATHETIC

A

>>5424969
Finish your red meat and come back to this thread. Once you're full of piss and steak come join us in punching touhous.

>>5425010
A. Straight to Alice's house.

>>5425011
I hear you, man. I mad.

>>5425019
You book it straight to Alice's house, but on the way there, you realize that you are hungry. You stop to eat.

You have a hard decision to make.

Options.
A. Eat your hard rations.
B. Eat Sakuya's Leg.

>>5425021
But I havent eaten meat in many days ;_;
I was really considering saying yes though

>>5425058
B

>>5424974
What the fuck, don't tantalize me with Sakuya knee hole sex and then just take it away like that.

>>5425058
A
it's the least you can do for Sakuya... ;_;

B

B

>>5425058
A. Eat your hard rations.
Maid leg can be used for other things besides eating. Rations can't.

>>5425069
You pull out Sakuya's still bleeding leg.

Before you take a bite, do you want it cooked or RAW?

options.
A. cooked.
B. RAW!

L. JUMP IN LAKE.

>>5425089
B

B
but seriously, wtf

>>5425089
RAW

>>5425089
B Raw
You mutate. You enjoy the taste of human flesh.

Reload, and rape Sakuya this time

Well I was considering staying awake for this thread, but I am going to sleep since OP sucks more dick than Billy Herrington.

>>5425115
We haven't had an Elona thread in a while have we?

>>5425124
>he goes to sleep before sunrise

>>5425139

It's 8:44 in the UK bro

>>5425095
You decide that fire is for pussies and eat her leg raw. It is very filling. You are now satiated and feel ready to punch anyone else in your way.

As you continue towards Alice's house, you see a girl wearing a black and red plaid outfit. She is holding a parasol. You feel that you know her from a previous life, and want to ram your fist into her dome.

Options.
A. Enter the Fist.
B. Avoid her.
C. Write in.

C
say hello and leave

[x] Fashion gauntlets from the very earth itself to protect you from her poisonous touch
[x] Fist

>CYOA thread with over 200 posts
SUMMER
THE TERRIBLE SUMMER
HEAR THEM SING THE NEWFRIEND MUSIC
ALL THE GOOD POSTS ARE BURNT TO ASHES
THE DECENT POSTERS GO BACK TO PLAYING GAMES
THE MODS OF DEATH WILL LINE UP NOW
ON THE BOARD THEY ARE MARCHING
THEY ARE COVERED IN SHITPOSTS
BUT EACH ONE WILL BURN BRIGHT RED

>>5425157
It can't be.
Fist.

>>5425157
C Break her parasol

>>5425157
We still have the knife right? If so stab then rape.
If not, A.

>>5425139
L. JUMP IN LAKE.

C. Make sweet consensual love

>>5425176
>Express your hate of a thread people enjoy.
>Completely ignore the countless rule-breaking threads that flood /jp/ every day.

You seem a little frustrated.

>>5425161
You greet her in passing with a pleasant "hello." she smiles and waves. You continue on to Alice's house.

But then you realize that only pussies smile and wave, and that she must be struck down like the cunt she is.

You turn around and punch her in the back of the head, and then you steal her parasol. As she tries to rise, you punch her again. You run off with her parasol and enter the forest of magic. Yuka is very upset.

You have gained one (1) legendary parasol.

Options.
A. Turn back, continue the fight.
B. Continue to Alice's house.
C. Write in.

>>5425213
A

>>5425202
If I expressed my hate for every single thread on /jp/ I dislike I would be out of hate
I need to save it for bad threads like this (which are also rulebreaking)

C. Give her a bandaid

>>5425213
A

>>5425213
A. Time to turn this bitch into fertilizer.

>>5425217
ALICE CAN WAIT.

You turn back. She sees you, and she is, indeed, pissed. However, without her parasol, she seems unable to use her danmaku. She raises her fisticuffs, you raise yours.

Options.
A. Hook punch.
B. Tiger uppercut.
C. Use the knife.
D. Straight punch.
E. Run.
F. Write in.

>>5425213
Were beating up Yuka?
Oh god yes.
A. Turn back, continue the fight.

>>5425243
B

TIGER UPPERCUT!

>>5425202
Rules are a relic of the past.
Your Meido has become an aloof heroin addict.
Insomnia only.
Final Destination.

Options:
[ ] Leave forever
[ ] Fight in vain for your ideals
[ ] Take it easy

No saves, no reloads.

E

>>5425243
B

F
hand her her parasol

>You are in Gensokyo

>You are a man of nineteen
>You are a man
>man

Fuck this shit.

>>5425243
C. Use the knife.
Play dirty.

>>5425243
B

I love how we've ended up in fluffy, happy Gensokyo and have decided to BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING.

>>5425248
You plow in to her and get her right under the chin. She takes the hit hard, tensing into it and losing a few teeth. After the hit, she takes a few steps back, and then comes at you with a straight punch. You are not nimble enough to evade it,and get hit in the solar plexus. You are winded, you fall to the ground.

Options.
A. Throw the knife.
B. Fight through the pain.

>>5425243
Kachü Tenshin Amaguriken!

Use the parasol

>>5425276
Fuck.
A.

B. Fight through the pain.

>>5425276
B

Are we Gene or something?

Not that there's a problem with this.

>>5425278
L. JUMP IN LAKE.

>>5425276
B

>>5425276
A

>>5425276
Knife!

>>5425288
see
>>5424820

>>5425288
who the hell is that

>>5425282
You throw the knife, and catch Yuka in the groin. She falls to her knees and holds her crotch in agony. You recover, and plant a shoeprint on her face.

Is it time for a dicking, /jp/?

Y/N

N

>>5425300
Y, do it slowly and descriptively

Y

>>5425300
Y, skullfuck her brutally.

>>5425305

>>5425300
N. kill this bitch and spread her guts on the foliage.

>>5425300
Y.
Double penetration. Use her parasol.

N, there are more people waiting for our fist

>>5425306
>>5425308
>>5425310
>>5425318
enjoy your AIDS blood

>>5425305
No, you must save your dick for a girl who is slutty enough to enjoy it. You move on, heading into the forest of magic. Alice's house is only a few hours away, but you are tired. You must rest to fight some more. Where do you sleep?

Options.
A. On the ground.
B. In a tree.
C. Wash your face to wake you up, eat the dry rations, and soldier on.

Go back and dick her.

>>5425337
A

>>5425337
B

a

>>5425337
C

You sleep in Marisa's house after you are finished RAPING THE FUCK OUT OF HER

>>5425337
C. Can't have some vampire bitches capturing us again.

>>5425337
B. In a tree.
Cocktease.

>>5425337
C

We must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire

>>5425337
B.
Don't want the Yukaries stealing your shit while you sleep.

>>5425343
You climb a tree, using your incredible lumberjack man powers. You wake up a few hours later, and girl with a parasol has awakened you, seemingly in an attempt to startle you. You can account for a quantifiable amount of startle.

Options.
A. Take her in as your fisting apprentice.
B. Beat her up for waking you.
C. Push her out of the tree.
D. write in.

>>5425392
A

>>5425392
D. Rape her

>>5425157
[x] Give her some dickings.

>>5425392
L. JUMP IN LAKE.

C, then jump for B

>>5425392
B
Then
A

>>5425416

>>5425399
You are impressed, but you impart onto her some very important information.

"If you want to scare people better, you have to punch them in the face. For example,"

You pause, and then punch her in the face, slamming her out of the tree. You drop down, and take her hand. She rubs her nose and comes with you.

"Come with me and I will show you how to scare any human!"

You arrive at Alice's house.

"Inside is a human, I want you to try out this new tactic against her, go, little girl!"

You send her inside. You hear screaming. The girl exits the house and runs away crying.

Options.
A. Time for the final battle.
B. Come back after grinding more experience.
C. Write in.

>>5425431
B

>>5425431
C. Rape the girl, then A

>>5425431
C. Rape the girl then A.

>>5424145
C. use Fist on House

>>5425431
Even badass fist man won't tolerate Kogasa crying! Reckoning time!
A. Time for the final battle.
OPEN THE DOOR

>>5425431
Aw, I thought we we're finally going to have an apprentice...

speaking of which, what happened to China?

>>5425431
Equip Demon's Mail then A

>>5425436
YOU ARE NOT READY. GENSOKYO LIES BEFORE YOUR FIST. WHO WILL YOU BEAT UP NEXT?

Options.
A. Write in (Pick a touhou.)

>>5425459
Chen

[x] Rape Yuka

chen

>>5425459
Rinnousuke.

>>5425459
TEWI
TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI

>>5425459
Marisa
I've had about enough of her thieving slut ways.

>>5425462
God damnit

Get Ran and Yukari while you're at it

>>5425459
Hong Meiling

Do it while she's riding on her bike

>>5425459
Do some training with Unzan

>>5425462
Fuck that shit man, Chen is a good girl.

You decide to just throw preparation to the wind and enter Alice's house, too horrified to try and face an opponent as powerful as Chen. She is ready, with puppet boxing gloves. A starting bell dings, you put up your guns.

Options.
A. Straight punch.
B. Taunt her by making fun of how she smells
C. Write in.

B

>>5425482
a

>>5425482
C. Love tenderly.

C. cunt punt

>>5425482
C. Feint left, then uppercut

>>5425486
"Hey Alice, the reason nobody likes you is because you smell bad and you always play with dolls!"

She becomes enraged by this, and comes at you, her fists punching wildly. You hook her in the solar plexus and she backs off. She seems a little dazed from the taunt and counter attack, her guard is weak.

Options.
A. Straight punch.
B. Tiger uppercut.
C. use the parasol.
D. Write in.

>>5425510
C

>>5425510
b

L. JUMP IN LAKE.

c

>>5425482
C. Tell her she leaks poop then >>5425494

>>5425510
ccccccc

>>5425512
>>5425516
>>5425520
dirty fighters

have you no honor

>>5425512
You whip out Yuka's parasol, opening it and firing an unfocused blast of danmaku at Alice. She dodges without breaking a sweat.

Options.
A. Drop the parasol, fist fight.
B. Hold shift for focused movement.

>>5425510
Try to remember the basic of C-fucking q-C

>>5425529
B

>>5425529
B

>>5425527
We just ate Sakuya's leg. Honor can get decked in the mouth.

>>5425527
if more training gets blown because of cheeeeeeen we gotta use what we got

>>5425529
Danmaku? No, dude, hit her with it!

Oooo! Dual-wield the parasol and Sakuya's leg!

L. JUMP IN THE LAKE.

>>5425529
is the second parasolgirl's parasol here? parasol dualwield!

>>5425533
You hold shift, she struggles to graze Yuka's Danmaku and takes a few hits. Yuka's parasol runs out of juice, and the danmaku sputters to a stop. You pull out your fists again and come at her with a straight punch. She dodges and sends her dolls at you. You punch them each one by one out of the sky. Its just you and Alice now. This last hit could take her down.

Options.
A. Tiger Uppercut.
B. Hokuto Shinken
C. Write in.

>>5425547
FUCK THAT
-Jack one Tome of Town Portal off Alice's desk
-Put it in the Horadric Cube along with Sakuya's leg
-TRANSMUTE

-COW MASS MURDER CARNIVAL

>>5425565
C. Stop fighting and love her tenderly

>>5425565
C. Rape

B. Hokuto Shinken

>>5425565
B. Hokuto Shinken

>>5425565
A followed by B followed by Flying Potemkin Buster

>>5425565
Shangai her face in!

>>5425565
B. Hokuto Shinken

>>5425568

Haven't killed flan yet

>>5425568
[x] This.

>>5425568
But we ATE Sakuya's leg.

>>5425594
throw it up

>>5425594
Hey man, I tried to stop us.

>>5425570
You drop your fists and pull her into a hug. She is overwhelmed by your manly spirit. With all your might, you whip out your dick and use it to punch her in the mouth. She goes down.

You won, /jp/. You are transported back to earth and you sit down at your computer to play Cosmic Break.

The end.

>>5425601
That was anti-climactic.

>>5425601
[x] Phantasm mode: Fight Hong Meiling and Orange while We Are Finally Cowboys plays in the background

>>5425601
10/10 thread, did you expect us to punch everyone from the start?

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Whoa, shit.

>>5425613
I expected MC x the entire Yakumo family, actually. But I liked this better.

>>5425601
>Cosmic break
BAD END

>>5425598
I bet you're the fag who stopped us from fucking her knee hole too.

What a fucking story.

I'm sad we never got to kidnap Patchouli ;_;

>>5425619
What? Hell no, we shoulda broken that knee if half.
I figured we could have used the leg as a weapon or something. It certainly would have been better than that shitty parasol.

Why are CYOA against the rules again?

>>5425619
No, that was me

>>5425628
They save a special level of hell for moralfags like you.

>>5425624
I was sad that we beat up Black Hair. She seemed like perfect waifu material.
I got better when we started beating the hell out of everyone, though.

>>5425627
If you haven't noticed, the janitorial staff around here sucks dog cock

>>5425627

>>5425635
Poor black hair.

;_:

Black hair moe.

>>5425627

because faggots love to cry about threads and protect the 'sacred purity' of fucking 4chan, of all places.

>>5425627
There was some awesome CYOA ages ago that took over the board. Maybe.

>>5425627

It gets lumped into fanfiction, which is against the rules, and back at the time when these started on /jp/ it kind of flooded the board when paired together with the shitty roleplaying threads.

The people that hate it don't actually care that it's against the rules, they just use that reason to justify their hate. This fact is made obvious by their apparent compulsion to announce publicly that this thread is against the rules rather than reporting and moving on with their day.

>>5425642
>>5425635

I wish for a drawfag to depict this black haired crying vampire

Someone save this so we can look back on this fondly.

>>5425729
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5424145

Already done.

>>5425741
BUENO