/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>daughter

People on /jp/ are breeding? Horrifying.

I hope she's gonna be a shrine maiden.

yes

You lie to /jp/.
You are a bad poster.

You are an awesome parent.

Birth certificate or it didn't happen.

>>5415588
No, not horrifying. This is beautiful.

I wish I was your daughter

I am okay with this, unless fags start naming their daughter "Cirno".

>>5415581
Yes. You should have named her Sanae.

>>5415606
>I wish I was your daughter
Second this.

Actually, can I be your daughter?

I named my daughter Bernkastel.

Am I a bad parent?

Her future.

>>5415634
Why not just name her Erika? That's more subtle.

>>5415600

>>5415660
Now you are my hero, OP. you may take the name "I named my daughter Reimu" and a tripcode, you deserve it more than anyone.

>>5415660
How horrifying.

Congratulations, OP!

>>5415660
I am speechless

>>5415675
Why thank you.

>>5415660
make sure that she wont notice that you named her after a 2D character.
and watch out of pedos.

>>5415660
You are my personal hero.

>>5415660
>typewritten

>>5415660

Oh my god, he actually did it!

>>5415660
Please let this not be shooped

OH GOD. THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON /jp/

>>5415660
>Hawaii

>>5415660
Uh...

... wow...

dad.. why did you name me after an anime character.. i hate you so much..

>>5415660
Your daughter is the chosen one!

>>5415660
>>5415660

>>5415660

>Mombasa

What the fuck?

There are Touhou fans in Africa?

>>5415660
her life is ruined

well, returning the topic, what did your waifu think about naming her like that?

>>5415716
Someone is mad cause they don't have a Reimu daughter

>>5415660
>Year of Present marriage: 1997
Does this mean they got married when they were 15 and 16?

>>5415710
She was only born there.
The father's from Hawaii.

This isn't to bad of a thing.

Assuming that legit, how the fuck did you convince the mother into this though?

I'll agree with naming your kid something original. But something like Reimu is a bit far for most westerners

>>5415660
You best be fucking trolling niggra

>>5415660
What the fuck were you doing in Mombasa?

>Generic reaction images

Well this thread is going places.

>>5415660

Congratulations, enjoy your 3DPD.

>>5415721
That was a misprint, its supposed to say 2003

>>5415717
We were on vacation with close friends.

>>5415730

How exactly did you get your wife to agree to such a name?

>>5415730
0/10, where's the official stamp from Hawaii?

>>5415723

Yes, not having a screaming child leeching my income for the next 18+ years is totally making me buttangery.

>>5415733
She thought the name was pretty.

>>5415716
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you were expecting something from us! Next time we'll try to make posts that live up to your standards.

>Am I a bad parent?

Depends

Are you actually asian? If not then you gave your daughter a weird name.

May lord have mercy on your soul by the way if she's a nigger

>>5415660
>>giving your child a Japanese name in romanji

So glad this isn't real.

>>5415741

Can't wait until your daughter has to look up the origin of her name for a school assignment.

>>5415739
>18+ years is totally making me buttangery.
>totally

Confirmed retarded 3D slut talk.

>>5415581
If this were true, you're an obsessive otaku of the kind that media authors (in this case ZUN) look down their noses at.

Of course it's not true, since unless you're claiming to be a single mom or something you would've had to explain it to your spouse at some point. Cue shitfest.

Father of the year.

>>5415738
>0/10
>HES JUST MAD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A REIMU DAUGHTER

God, /jp/ is so gullible. It's not even "summerfags" you people are just easily led by the nose.

If I ever have a daughter, I will name her Marisa

>>5415730
You shouldn't have scanned it. You should have taken a picture of it so it can be considered legit.

OP are you black?

>>5415755
I want to believe.

>>5415759
No, completely white.

>>5415746
Not mad, just that all birth certificates have a stamp from the state.

>>5415753
well, even if she did that, he can just tell her that its a coincidence.

>>5415756

I'm okay with this.

>>5415752

..what? Using a legitimate word makes me a 3D slut despite being an obvious NEET? That's some pretty nice logic you have there. Protip: Not everyone is American.

>>5415581
>I named my daughter Reimu.
>Am I a bad parent?

No, you are not. You are a weird one. What will you say when she asks you why you called her that? How will she explain her name to her friends? Imagine what will her classmates think when they hear her name. They will ask her if she's from another country, and then she will have to give explanations.

It's all your fault, OP.

>>5415756
Marisa sounds Western already.

>>5415756
Marisa is a common name. Name her Suwako and then we talk.

You better pray to god that either
a) she (or your wife, for that matter) never uses google to look up her name. Ever
or
b) Touhou rapidly declines in popularity and you dodge a bullet

Otherwise, enjoy explaining a lot to both of them. I say to film it for good measure. I've got a thing for schadenfreude.

>no official stamp
>typewritten (they dont do this any more)
>paper is wrinkled and yellow after only a month
>married when you were 16 (technically possible but yeah no)
You are a lying faggot.
You are not a bad parent, you're not a parent at all. You are a liar, and liars go to hell.

>>5415780
Marisa is a beaner name.

>>5415777
>using a legitimate word
>totally

Using the word 'totally' in the context in which you phrased it is only used by mentally handicapped 13 year old whores where I come from. You are a 13 year old slut.

>>5415581
Absolutely not.

Better then naming her a common name like Ashley or Brittany.

The more common the name, the stupider the parents generally are. Usually how name trends go, people in the higher class generally pick the most original names where middle/lower families tend to take ideas from the higher classes.

Name trends in general are pretty fascinating and who knows. Maybe OP will start a trend and in a few years we'll have little Reimus everywhere.

as someone who knows nothing about birth certificates, why does it say 1999 at the top?

>>5415801
Because it's fake, of course

>>5415798
>Maybe OP will start a trend and in a few years we'll have little Reimus everywhere dressed up as Reimu.

>>5415798
>little Reimus everywhere.

>>5415801
Because /jp/ is very, very gullible.

>>5415798

No thanks. One bitch is enough.