/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to fuck you if that helps.

You hate me, right?

>>5412598
You see bunny, touhou popularity changes, for a time you're popular but then your popularity drops and you're forgotten.

I don't. You're among my favourite Touhous.

I still love you Reisen. After all these years I still consider you to be my waifu.

I don't hate you.
That futa video with Eirin was pretty nice, for one.

They like you more then me be cause i'm a "Jealous bitch" and "2DPD".

>>5412598
i love you because you cause madness

I still love you ;_;

Because you're only a bunny. Good only for circlejerking.

I saved this image of you today, Reisen.

>>5412598
I don't hate you.
You're just so inferior to my waifu.

>>5412649
I remember that thread.

>>5412649
What the fuck. /jp/ is terrible.

I don't hate you Reisen. Not saying you're my favorite, but you're defenitly better than a lot of Touhous.

come back to me, reisen!

But I love you.

Hate you? You're my second favorite!

how wouldn't love you

I've loved you for fifty years, and I'll keep on loving you forever.

I love you with all my heart even the illusion you've trapped me when you ran away of me.

Japan's internet culture thinks you're a shinzan hoihoi or someshit, but /jp/ doesn't seem to mind you.

>>5412893
A what?

>>5412893
She's Eirin hoi hoi.

>>5412921
Noob-catcher

>>5412893
I'd easily put my shinzan in her hoihoi.

>>5412921
Noob-catcher.
Don't ask.

Reisen is my top touhou on a shared spot with Youmoe.

It used to be a three-way share with Aya until Zun went and ruined her forever by making her ears pointy.

>>5412973
Dumping someone beacause of their ears?
You're a discrace.
...
*sniff*

>Why do you hate me /jp/?
You chose the wrong peer group to mingle with.

>>5412598
Because you're too plain.
And your ears are too floppy

I like Reisen but she always ends up in \bondage\gangbang\guro\diaper\futa rape\ doujin.
It's so sad.
Is there one where she CHOOSES a male without drugs or making her a big slut?

>>5413029
>\bondage\gangbang\guro\diaper\futa rape\

Pretty much every touhou then.

>>5413029
No.
There isn't one of Aya either. I think there's ONE with Sanae.
Feels terrible, man...
;_;

>>5413025
>Because you're too plain.
But i'm ok with this.

/r/ing the picture of her caught in a trap

I don't hate you. I like Kogasa a bit more, but you're still one of my favorites.

God damn floppy ears, they look so soft.

Don't worry honey. Teacher will take good care of you.

>>5413025

>your ears are too floppy

No, that's Tewi. Reisen's ears are just floppy enough.

>>5412595
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>>5413101
Stop it!

>>5413092
They're not real. She can take them off.

>>5413062
not exactly Reisen, but...

>>5413101
I feel terrible for asking but.... what is the source?

>>5413110
Just like Tewi to have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

>>5413118
it was drawn by felis

>>5413118
That looks more like Tewi.
Someone shop that to make it Tewi.

>>5413126
She's cute, she's small, she probably has a fang, she has an adorable dress, and she'd probably blue ball you to next Sunday if you let her near your dick.

>>5413143
Fuck yeah blue-balling. One of my favorite fetishes.

>>5413119
Warning: It turns into futa after Eirin's experiment comes to fruition.

I found it browsing through my extensive doujin folder, and this doujin was in a folder called "Terrible things happen to Udonge due to Eirins Drugs Book." I'm not even kidding.

Pic is the cover, if it helps.

It's a pretty good fap.

>>5413143

Reisen's not that mean, but just as hard to get. She'd probably Lunatic-Gaze you into thinking that you're fucking her silly while she goes off to do more important things. Not technically blue-balling, but she's not actually fucking you, either.

>>5413162
Not the guy that asked but thanks.
I swear I had this. Maybe not translated, though.

>>5413167
She's willing to devote a portion of her power and attention to providing me with porn of herself? That's even hotter than actual fucking.

>>5413189
50 years.

>>5413167
I dunno, that seems a little extreme for good-naturated Reisen

Though it opens up the idea of her fucking your mind.

>>5413196
God damn, you just had to remind me of that...

;_;

I'm glad I've never read that 50 years thing. It seems to really piss everyone off but I'm totally immune~

What's this 50 years thing?

>>5413189
If you read how her powers really work on PMiSS you will find out that something like that would never happen. You would probably go mad out of despair instead of being trapped in a ilusion.

>>5413205
I'm sorry...
It's all part of my plan to make Tewi the most hated Touhou on /jp/.

>>5413162
Thanks. Maybe I'll give it a try...

>>5413215
Fuck you. Tewi is the second-best Touhou and nothing you do to ruin her reputation will ever change that.

>>5413162

Upload it please!

>>5413214
I've read PMiSS, and that is how her powers work. It's versatile as fuck and she can use it like that if she wants.

>>5413222
Google it. There're download links on Fakku.

>>5413211
>>5413210
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Love_Stories:_The_Bad_Ends_%28third_thread%29#Reisen_Udongein_In
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>>5413211

Reisen fanfic.

"You" go to the medicine shop in human village, meet Reisen, fall for her.

Eventually, you start dating/fucking/whatever.

Get married.

Tewi does some stupid shit that causes an explosion and badly injures Reisen, "you," and Eirin. Reisen gets the worst.

Reisen recovers, you have kids.

50 years later, you come home and find your house is a mess, Reisen and kids mysteriously missing.

WHAT A TWIST! Reisen's been dead for 50 years and used her Lunatic Gaze to make it seem like you've been living a happy married life with her for all that time right before she died in the Tewi-related explosion.

>>5413234
I'm just saying she would never use it to do something like making you imagine you are fucking her.

The part where a villager is talking about the day he saw her in the forest and how he started to feel weird proves that.

>>5413253
Dude, shut up or spoiler it!

>>5413255
Whoa, you're arguing that a Touhou would never want to have any sort of sex with me? AND citing canon? Man, I'm outmatched here. There's no way I can argue with you. I'd lose in an instant.

>>5413261

The most important part is spoilered.

>>5413255

And yes she would. Just to mess with you, or get you to leave the real her alone.

>>5413268
(Cannon) Tewi probably would.

Just sayin.

>>5413270
Here's a better way for her to get people to leave her alone: Turn on her cloaking power.

>>5413276
Canon Tewi is thousands of years old and a rabbit goddess. No chance there either.

>>5413276

>>5413268
No, I'm discussing about a touhou personality.
>>5413270
What the fuck? Why she would do such a thing when she can simply scare the shit out of you in a couple of seconds? Based on her personality she would never make a sex illusion for you, just make you shit your pants and start running.

>>5413283
>>5413281
>this will never happen to you.jpg
;-;

>>5413281
>Rabbit goddess
Where does it says that she is a goddess?

>>5413277

She can't cloak unless you're looking in her eyes. Then she make it as if you can't see her.

>>5413287

Anyone who knows anything about Reisen or her power, chances are that wouldn't work. Not sure how exactly she can make it, but I would think recognizing the illusion is a surefire way of breaking it. The only way she could get rid of you is to put you into an illusion that you don't want to break.

*Shades* that, and such and an illusion would give you a mindfuck.

>>5413307
Various hints that she's the White Hare of Inaba.

>>5413283
Ah so the 3rd chapter is out. Any translation yet?

>>5413287
It's Bern. He likes to pull shit out of his ass. Just ignore him when he starts ignoring canon if you dislike what he's saying.

>>5413307

It don't. She's just been alive for so long that she's considered leader of the earth rabbits and something like their ambassador. We don't know if the other earth rabbits are less of a bitch to deal with, but if Tewi is supposed to be "dignified" I don't want to know what the others are like.

>>5413325
That's the fourth chapter. Third chapter is Youmu pissing, and it's currently being edited. Meiling posted a page from it today.

>>5413324
Not just hints, it prettymuch says it in SSiB. In case you couldn't tell from stuff like Ancient Duper.

>>5413333

It's an entertaining idea, and I like Reisen. Can you blame me for making her seem like the type to use her power in a perverse nature?

But yeah. Realistically, she would just look at you and either make herself invisible to you or make you see truly horrifying things and then be on her way. I would think that she's toned down somewhat after the war and won't outright do shit that degrades you into a gibbering loon, but she would still just make you see something truly weird while she goes about her business if only to distract you.

If you outright attacked her, then you'd most definitely be fucked into thinking something like...there are maggots crawling under your skin and you need to tear them out, and in the process claw out your own throat.

Do mirrors work against her? Like, is it the basilisk sort of thing where if you see her through something like a camera lens or in a reflection the power isn't as strong, or are you screwed the minute you try to look at her with anything?

>>5413364
>Do mirrors work against her?
Oh damn, I hope so.
Now if only you could somehow use her own power to turn her into some cock-slut...

>>5413382
Wouldn't that only work if she was trying to turn you into a cock-slut?

... I wouldn't mind.

>>5412791
>Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE
fuck off greaseball.

You guys need to stop hating on my waifu.
She's just a girl who likes surprises.
If you're good to her and show her a good time she'll return the favor.

>>5413392
I didn't think about that
Good point.

>>5413364
>Mirrors work on her?

I don't think so, if she happen to be a victim of her own power she would probably use hers powers on her own brain to adjust the waves in order to check if that's real or not.

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>>5412649
sad isn't it?

>>5413394
You were asking for this.

>>5413396

I'm guessing her own power can't work against her since she can neutralize it by breaking the illusion through wave adjustment, while a normal human needs an unusually high resistance to illusions in order to break it (realization that it's not real wouldn't be enough), or needs to be insane to begin with so what she manifests could appear somewhat normal anyway.

What I meant to say is "Can you look at her using a mirror and not be affected?" Obviously, her powers wouldn't work against the blind except to make them hear things like a radio tuner.

>>5413394

>She's just a girl who likes surprises

No, that's Kogasa...

Although the two probably would get along really well, since surprising someone is a sort of prank.

>>5413410
>needs to be insane to begin with so what she manifests could appear somewhat normal anyway.
I'm pretty sure Marisa was joking.
If not, she might be able to turn someone who's hallucinating SnU-style into someone normal.

>>5413417
I doubt it.
Tewi is to much of a bitch for anyone to get along with her.

>>5413420

She was. Marisa just has a strong constitution and is probably able to resist the insanity eye anyway. I'm talking about someone who truly hallucinates, but she MIGHT be able to bring them back to normal or make the hallucinations work. Hell, she might not even have to do anything since someone who is aware of hallucinations would probably just think "Oh great, now I'm seeing a purple-haired bunnygirl in a suit! What could be worse?"

>>5413448
Tewi's charisma is so high that she can lie repeatedly to your face, tell you she's lying, and you'll still like her.

>>5413454
Tewi? Charisma? I think not.

>>5413448

Kogasa could get along with Tewi, since Tewi would probably pretend to be surprised and then lead Kogasa into one of her own traps by having her "surprise" someone else, pulling a double prank.

Then Kogasa would be sad and Tewi would laugh in her face.

>>5413457
The thousands of people she's scammed think otherwise.

>>5413457
>>5413454
She is VERY Charismatic, she's the leader of an entire race.
>>5413451
>I'm seeing a purple-haired bunnygirl in a suit! What could be worse?
Fag.

>>5413322
>recognizing the illusion is a surefire way of breaking it.
>The only way she could get rid of you is to put you into an illusion that you don't want to break.

That's a non sequitur.
How does wanting the illusion to be real make you realize its fake?
Even if you deny it, that doesn't mean you believe it isn't real.

>>5413470
Hmph. She's just clever. Like a used-car salesman or something.

>>5413457
She leads a civilization of rabbits. She does it without overwhelming power, unlike a character like Remilia. She leads because she's liked and capable.
She convinced hundreds of alligators to line up so she could walk on their backs to cross a river.
I'd say she is very charismatic.

Aren't earth rabbits telepathic or something? I remember seeing something about it in Cage in Lunatic Runagate about it.

Probably not hard to be the leader of a race when you're the most intelligent and everyone else can clearly see that.

>>5413490
>Implying remilia's power is overwhelming.

>>5413322
Well, even if you deny its reality, that doesn't mean you wouldn't think its real... But you're right that would be a disadvantage.

Perhaps it depends on the person and circumstances somewhat.

>>5413484

Playing along, maybe? Again, I'm not sure if you CAN break the illusion by recognizing it. Chances are you won't be phased by it but still see it, so you'll see stuff that would make anyone else who didn't know it was an illusion go mad, while someone who recognizes it would just be "Okay." and wait it out until they can see the real world again. Not nearly as effective as having someone become actively involved in the illusion.

That and it's funny. Say you come across someone who was made to believe they're fucking Reisen. It'd be some guy humping a tree or something...it would either confuse the fuck out someone or make them burst out laughing.

>>5413490
Fine. One point for her.

>>5413162
Damnit, I hate it when the scenario at the ending is hotter than the one in the story.
I want to see futa Kaguya wreck Reisen's shit.
>>5413484
Alright, it's not like a magic trick. She's using waves to fuck with your brain. I think you'll need more than an iron will and a good sense of realism to snap out of it, like surgery or something.

>>5413519
Why not have futa Kaguya wreck Eirin's shit?
Reisen can help!

>>5413505
Remilia's power is overwhelming to the fairies that she uses as servants.

>>5413528
Because Eirin is useful

>>5413537
But Reisen is useful...

>>5412596
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>>5413490

The only reason the rabbits of Eientei obey Kaguya and Eirin is because Tewi tells them to. Therefore, since Tewi's in charge of 99.9% of Eientei's labor force, everyone tolerates her shit.

>>5413530

>Power
>Overwhelming

>>5413549
Useless bunny. Only good for sex. Etc

>>5413572
You stupid shit you would reference some throwaway boss no one cares about over-
Augh.

>>5413549

>good only for sex appeal

Well, sex appeal is useful.

>>5413574
She's very useful! She's the only reliable person in Eientei besides Eirin!

>>5413584
gonna EMP the shit outta u

>>5413513
...
That comment was a mistake. I horribly misread what you said.

Here's a better comment by me >>5413511

That's why I deleted it.

dat chin

>>5413593
Well, you got a point there.
But if she were ever to realize that, she could make some very powerful demands, hence, they must constantly keep her self-esteem to a minimal by insulting her and degrading her to keep her in her place
At least thats what I think.

>>5413616
..And then I somehow wrote the line that was supposed to be last before the line that was supposed to be second to last.

Am I fucking cursed or something?

>>5413633
Wha?

>>5413625

Let's hope Tewi isn't an influence on Reisen. Reisen is canonically incredibly sane and sensible, but considering her power to induce insanity to anyone that looks into her eyes...imagine what she'd be like if she started playing pranks on everyone for fun. Eientei would become a VERY scary place to live. You'd have to look constantly down at the floor, or you'd be a target for Reisen. You also have to be very careful and watch where you're going, or you'd be a target for Tewi.

They could effectively run the place and have Eirin and Kaguya cowering in fear if they ever decided to work together to make their lives hell.

>>5413574

Call her useless again. She dares you.

>>5413656
She looks disgusting in that

>>5413663

You're just afraid she'll go RIP AND TEAR on you.

I hate you and all the other moonbitches in IN. You all have the worst, bitchiest fucking personalities.

Honestly I just want to punch all of you in the fucking face.

>>5413775

Mokou detected.

>>5413801

Mokou only hates Kaguya. She's indifferent to the other moonbitches and leads lost rabbits back to Eientei frequently.

>>5413950

Mokou + internet anonymity = EIENTEI SUX

You know it's true.

>>5413966

But Mokou has a trip.

Alright, fuck it.
Fuck >Part of your comment isn't allowed to be posted :(
I have no idea which part that is, and I hate guessing games.
Even though I posted this with sage, here's the "Kaguya tears open Reisen's giant cock" story Arc inspired me to write.

www.mediafire.com/?z2ymttyejjv

Enjoy.

>>5415865

10/10

I fapped and came.

I love her bunny ears. So floppy and soft...

>>5415865
it's probably all the non-standard versions of ' and " you used instead of the standard ones.

moot hates them i guess.

>>5416004
&? That?
I don't think I used that, I thought it was the profanity, but that's idiotic, so unless An T is somehow spelled in that, I'm clueless.

>>5415865
>.docx

I could never hate my moon bunny.

I just took a 20 minute nap.

I had a dream that I was laying in bed with her and playing with her ears.

Am I a bad person?

>>5417209
ya

>>5417225

But they're so floppy and soft...and she seemed to be enjoying it!

>>5417232
what a surprise that your own mind had her enjoying it

you make me sick

>>5417234

Cite a reason why she wouldn't like having her ears fondled.

If we hate you, why is there being a figure made out of you?

>>5417311
DO WANT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5417311
That's awful. The right leg is longer than the left one.

I like this Udongein better.

How canon is Reisen in the Inaba series? That's the Resien that stuck to me.

>>5418076
About 95%
Zun approved, don't bother him about it.

bump

bump

I don't hate you. You're among one of my favorites.

ATTENTION REISENFAGS, FACT: REISEN WAS POPULAR WHEN WHEN WE WERE ALL 17 GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL LISTENING TO IOSYS WATCHING DEADLIEST CATCH DRINKING COCAINE ENERGY DRINKS WHILE PLAYING MOUNTAIN OF FAITH ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT NANOHA FIGS ON EBAY IN LOLIFOX BEFORE HOPPING INTO YOUR COLLEGE-AGED OLDER BROTHER'S GRADUATION-PRESENT CROSSOVER SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SILLY HATS BEFORE HEADING HOME, NOT VOTING AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST LUCKY STAR DOUJIN BEFORE TALKING TO TONBERRYKING ON MSN PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER TROLL THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON /a/ BEFORE HEADING TO OTAKON TO SEE THE 4CHAN PANEL AND MEET UP WITH A FEW 4CHAN POSTERS BECAUSE YOU DISMISSED THE WHOLE FOX 11 REPORT THING AND STILL BELIEVED THAT 4CHAN WOULD REMAIN A SECRET CLUB, BEFORE PLAYING WITH DANMAKUFU, WATCHING ALL 10 TOUHOU VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, THEN CHECKING WALFAS BECAUSE IT WAS NEW AND IT WAS ONE OF THE ONLY ENGLISH TOUHOU SITES.

>>5418076
>How canon is Reisen in the Inaba series? That's the Resien that stuck to me.

You know I have never read the Inaba series. What is she like in that?

fucking prosthetic funny ears

now tewi got the mother fuckin bunny ears goin ON

>>5422280
She's a straight-man.
Plain, reliable, kinda gullible, somewhat serious, and easy to depress.

>>5422280
She's normal. The only normal person in the Inaba series. Respectful of her master, whom she loves and fears.

>>5422303
>>5422308
That's good. No quirkiness or insanity to worry with unlike the rest of the Touhou ladies.

You had the hardest story mode in SWR, but I loved your FINGER BANG SPAM

>>5422558

She reproduces like crazy though.

>>5422722

First of all, just because she's based on rabbits doesn't mean she has the same habbits and preferences as them. She doesn't, after all, nibble on carrots and lettuce all day.

Second, she is sensible and fair-minded, and doesn't simply pander to her instincts. She's one of the few characters that won't go crazy so I don't see how she would act so recklessly.

Third, even if she did reproduce that often we could have our own sports team or something.

>>5424986
>She doesn't, after all, nibble on carrots and lettuce all day.
This is the most adorable imagery of Reisen I've had in a while.

I'M SORRYYYY THAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CAN'T BE HONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

>>5422722
Sounds hot.