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You don't know the first thing about TRUE otaku culture. I have been living as an otaku for over 10 years. I watch over 8 new animes per day. I have sex with a pillow with an anime drawing of a 6 year old on it every night. I practice my katana skills everyday, and eat out of my bento box. I collect Japanese toys. I am even currently looking for a Japanese girlfriend on craigslist. So just to let you know maybe try to experience TRUE otaku culture before pretending to be one online.

>> No.5408456

Does Naruto use a katana now?

>> No.5408459

>I watch over 8 new animes per day
You can't theres not that many out in one season, at best you can watch 1.5 episodes a day.
>have sex with a pillow with an anime drawing of a 6 year old on it every night.
They don't makes 6 year characters.
>I practice my katana skills everyday, and eat out of my bento box.
Okay you could do that.

Everything else is okay.

>> No.5408460

>>5408455
You are the one who doesn't know the first thing about TRUE otaku culture, so don't call me a "normalfag".

>> No.5408455

>girlfriend
Ok normalfag.

>> No.5408462

Like in Otaku no Video?

>> No.5408475

You're a weeaboo
You're different from us

>> No.5408482

>>5408475
NO
I am the only TRUE otaku around here. I am respectful of the Japanese and there superior life style. You are not a TRUE otaku!

>> No.5408484

Don't get trolled so easily.

>> No.5408494

>>5408484
Sheeshh, quiet, we are trolling the OP

>> No.5408506

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>> No.5408534

OP is model to us all.

>> No.5408550
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5408550

>>5408506

>AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''

I puked. Every girl named Alice is worthless, especially this one.

>> No.5408557

>>5408550
She isnt worthless. Alice is a canon bitch

>> No.5408563

>>5408456
I dunno, have to question that to my 8 years old cousin.

>> No.5408564

>See troll thread.
>Reply (with bump) anyway.

THE /jp/ WAY!

>> No.5408565

this short pasta is actually pretty good.

>> No.5408570

>>5408550
fuck you and your shitty opinion.

>> No.5408616

>>5408506
I've been wondering, are you black Suigin?

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>>5408616
nope
>>5408550
at least it's not her shitty forgotten clone, shizuka

>> No.5409577

>>5408616
Suigin is a filthy Latin whore.

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