/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Females are avid buyers
But anyway, nobodies gender is sure in internet, so the truth might be more colorful than we think.
Hell, who knows if everyone here is girls really who pretend to be boys.

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>>539048
no boys on the internet?

It would be weird when playing a MMO to meet a human character that is played by a girl.

I'm actually a girl that pretends to be a boy that pretends to be a girl

>>539055
Other way around. Men pirate over the internet, females buy.

At least that's what i'm thinking.

Yuri is boring

>>539059
I am a conundrum wrapped up in a question disguised as a riddle.

Yaoi outsells yuri because PENIS IS EVERYTHING. Japan can't comprehend sex without the awesome of the penis. Penis, fuck yeah.

Penis.

where is my discussing_penises.jpg when i need one?

Contrary to popular belief, a shockingly large number of weeaboos are female. If anything, its more than the number of males.

However, almost all of these are ugly fat yaoi fangirls who watch Naruto, Bleach, and Inuyasha.

What's your favorite type of penis? I like futa penises, ones that are somewhat normal, not too large or small. And definitely not veiny. Also, balls are gay, I don't want that shit. Just penis, the penis is awesome. Everyone can agree that penises are fucking awesome, it doesn't matter if you're straight or gay.

There are girls watching you post Anonymous

>>539086
someone doesn't like touching balls...

I used to be a girl but I now have a penis.

>>539080

>>539059
Horrible fish monsters ;-;

This is my stance on futanari.

>>539104
Could you elaborate? I'm not quite getting what you're saying.

>>539104
She doesn't have balls and she's being boinked by a guy
Do not want.

Girls with dicks bigger than mine intimidate me.

Unfortunately this rules out all the futa doujins as those things are fucking meathammers.

>>539068

that's all you seem to say dick lover

>>539111
I'm sorry to say this but your rule probably also applies to straight doujins.

If the doujin is hot enough, I'll ignore the futa to fap.

Takakuya's Enchantress's Dance series especially #6 for example.

>>539116

I don't like straight doujins either.

>>539117
You must be that Anon that liked the doujin with Meiling and Flandre.

>>539116

I don't like straight doujins either. In the sea of black and white and sharp camera angle cuts it's hard to tell which gender is which.

I also eliminated most of the straight porn from my collection because during a slideshow I hated seeing some demon face or manass, ballsacks or some horrible fat guy appear right where I was looking in the previous slide.

>>539122

Ah, the one where they both grow dicks?

I had a hard time with that one, but I still cranked one out with some effort.

>>539127
I had the same problem but then I switched to Touhou futanari and all the "manliness" was gone, except the penises.

I dislike yaoi and yuri.
Am i win?

I can't fap if I don't see penetration

I'm somewhat split on the futa thing. On the one hand, I see the benefit of removing the dude from the equation while still getting the dick, but... Sexualizing the possessor of the penis is way too slippery slope for me. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the girls to be girls, and the guys to be me or ignored.

>>539159
>guys to be me
Never going to happen.

>>539155
I can't fap if I don't see penetration and nipples

I'm still normal in
that I just can't get why a yuri fan would whant a dick in his girl on girl porn.

In b4 someone comes and says he prefers 3d.

>>539187
I can't fap if I don't see nipple penetration.

>>539068

MHO proved that its not and that it can >>>> all its just a matter of the artis having a good imagination.

>>539187

I got a fetish for girls with their tops on only.

Fuck yea, who needs nipples.

>>539231
Your fetish is stupid.

>>539260
All of them are stupid by the cold light of day.

I saw this thread, and I just started breaking into laughter. Thank you /jp/ for this thread. Made my week

I think that doujin where Aya stops mid-sex to feed Momizi a penis elixir is all the evidence we need.

It doesn't matter how sexy you make your scissor sisters. Something needs to spurt.

i like yuri better than any other fetish

>>539382
FUUUUUTAAAAAAA

>>539196
That's because a yuri fan wouldn't? Unless they were a futa fan too.

>>539353

shit like that ruins it for me.

>>539353
That doujin was terrible. Decent lesbian sex and then they pull out a penis for same-old shit.

I fucking hate futa!

And so do you if you aren't a woman or a faggot!

>>539680
Why would a faggot like futa? You're not making any sense here.

I prefer 3D MEN

I like a little futa every once in a while but really, the percentage of Touhou futa porn is ridiculously, especially since most of my favourite touhou's just happen to be the ones that are ALWAYS futas! All I want is a 'good end' with some cute dialogue and hot sex

>>539717
3D is pig disgusting. You should be ashamed.

>>539729

Let me guess, your favorites are Sakuya and Marisa

This thread is awesome, thank you /jp/!

>>539694
Dicks

guys don't BUY yuri, that's the difference.

>>539694
Because you have girls having sex and THEN YOU LIKE IT BETTER WHEN THERE ARE DICKS INVOLVED.

Conclusion - you like dicks.

>>539775
I'm pretty sure a faggot would want a man with a dick, not a woman with a dick.

>>539775
lolwut. so even liking straight shit makes you gay?

ITT people afraid of penises

>>539783
to an extent.

For the straight stuff, you imagine yourself as the guy and you pretend like you're J-J-JAMMING it in.

Then there's Futa, where it kind of gets confusing.

Yuri is just boring.

>>539789
And people that lurv p0n0s.

>>539796
nope

>>539797Yuri is just boring.

just look for ever

>>539804
yes

>>539797
Every single anon is transsexual.
Problem solved.

>>539059
You lost me.

>>539822
in after freudian bullshit

>>539797
Do people actually do this? Pretend they're the male character in the story?

>>539885
No, just pretend like they're the one doing the fucking. Ronery, etc.

>>539829
But is Anon mtf or ftm?

>>539885
I pretend I am the girl sexing the girl.

>>539829
I'm not

Fat ugly wimmins like gay men about as much as fat ugly men like lesbians.

>>539591
I scream at my monitor when that happens.

>>539789
>does not understand yurifags

>>539920
I pretend I'm the anon sitting in the corner watching and fapping.

>>539916
All anon are girls who grew up into slightly bigger girls who act like men on the internet and little girls in reality.

>>539976 slightly bigger girls
You are understating the necessity of harpoons there.

>>539929
A lot of women like gay men. Well not so much as like gay men as wish that gay man they're looking at wasn't such a fucking faggot and would have sex with them instead.

I do self insertion in just about every porno I read, it's more for me about softcore shit. I also enjoy anything with a dick, preferably two dicks.

>>539767
How is generic faceless men not straight? Unless you're one of those retarded women that insist rape is not sex.

>>540034
I was just going to call it Rinnosuke at first.

Anon just wants a dick in him...