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You post on /jp/. That proves that you have no life, hence you're already dead.

I can't, Kaguya let me drank the Houraisan elixir yesterday ;_;

Are you going to drink antifreeze again, you stupid fuck?

from oldness, i'm hardcore

>>5390419
But im still keep existing.

I'll let you know when I figure it out.

Drinking anti-freeze is one of the most slow and painful ways to die

>>5390426
Son, you're special. How about a lead aspirin to your skull?

>>5390434
You have to drink fucktons to actually kill yourself. Otherwise you just poison yourself. But we don't really want you to kill yourself. I-idiot!

rig up my car exhaust. it's the best solution for a total pussy like me. yes.

i'd slit my wrists and make things messy, sure, but I know about how much it hurts, so no.

pills are bad too since the only pills I have would just give me heart attacks and organ failures. This would be a painful way to die.

hanging, maybe. maybe. unsure how to go on about it. i mean, i've fucked up so many things, why risk doing it again?

other than those i really haven't given it a thought, but whenever im at a train station or a busy intersection, i think a little bit about how it would be if i jumped infront of a car/train.

but the thought to leave a big mess after myself is appealing.

Everclear Enema.

Get drunk, pass out, die.

>My face when I attempted suicide and ended up a vegetable, and they decided not to pull the plug

Instead of killing yourself...Why not just live dangerously?

If you don't care to live, why not stop caring for responsibilitys and shame and all that?

Become a criminal.