/jp/ - Otaku Culture

More?

I miss Japanese bird.

I guess. Started a new thread since the old one reached image limit and someone wanted a Japanese Aya cooking spaghetti.

Eh, I'm almost tapped out...

Possibly the only time it will ever be excusable bumping a Japanese bird thread.

>>5387447
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>>5387499

Got any of the other tengu?

Maybe some wan-wan?

>>5387505
What about >>5387508?

>>5387505

Too bad there's nothing of Okuu or Mystia cooking spaghetti...it'd be interesting to eat nuclear pasta.

>>5387512
Yeah, a good chunk. I'm kinda hesitant, though. I figured the thread would turn into Bird Team/general after Aya ran out.

>>5387514

Ayaaftersex.jpg

>>5387521

Tengu team is better, so Momiji is acceptable...although Hatate would be preferable.

Too bad nobody has speculative art of Tenma-sama so people will stop saying she's a guy because the name's been translated as "Lord."

You are Aya.
Momiji is trembling and clutching your arm, some big, tough looking wolf tengu you don't know is clutching her tail.
What do you do?

Aya is Zun's slut

>>5387540
ZUN wishes.

>>5387519
Irradiated pasta sounds terrible, and could possibly kill you

I have no idea what Koa is doing here.

>>5387551

I think she just flipped up Reisen's skirt.

>>5387560
Oh, I know, but I'm wondering why she's hanging out with Aya.

>>5387539

Write about it, take pictures, then blow the unknown wolf tengu away to the far side of the mountain.

>>5387513

Oh, that?
It is the only thing that makes me ashamed to be Swedish.

>>5387569
>blow the unknown wolf tengu away to the far side of the mountain
Intense blowjob.

>>5387580

...she carries a fucking fan and can summon wind. No lewdness here.

>>5387574

I want to train at your Parachute Ranger School someday...

>>5387585
It was just too good to pass up

>>5387595
You're cute, so you don't get blown away with the tengu guy.

Fuck, now I've got an Aya route thought up for the CYOA from a couple nights ago...meh.

>>5387519
Enjoy your nuclear pasta.

There's Mystia and Mokou versions too.

>>5387505
Seeing that picture in this thread made me realize... why is it Aya in the JBCS parody and not Utsuho? Was that just too obvious for the artist's taste?

>>5387598
I wouldn't mind having Aya blow me away.

>>5387612

>>5387618
>>5387612

Haha, ok, question answered, looks like...

Aya thread fills up in 5 hours and a second one is made.

You make me proud this day, /jp/.

>>5387603
So write a new one.
/jp/ shitstorms about CYOA, but /jp/ shitstorms about everything.

>>5387618
JBCS
Eh?

>>5387603
If we can't jump into the lake then don't post it at all.

So... is there any estimate just how fast Aya is?

>>5387644
She can't be faster than a Blackbird that's for sure; the friction generated at those speeds (Mach 3) warps the fucking titanium frame in that plane from the heat, which is why it has corrugated slats on the wings to account for the stress.

Unless of course all Touhous have some kind of magic anti-friction barrier.

The fastest birds known can dive at a couple hundred miles per hour, so Aya is probably somewhere around that range.

>>5387644
Fast.

>>5387618
Who calls it JBCS

>>5387644
I just think of her as a cute Flash.

>>5387644

Remember that comic where Youmu calculates the exact speed of "200 Yojana in 1 Flash"?

That, except a little bit faster.

>>5387660
Aya is faster than any aircraft we can manufacture.
Aya is the fastest, and is therefor faster than any other moving object.

I've been meaning to save this reaction image for some slut argument, fortunately, I haven't found a use for it yet.

>>5387667
>>5387660

I remember there being a comparison between Aya and Youmu, which concluded Aya is faster cruising and Youmu is faster in action. But there was never any conclusion just how fast Aya is - Youmu's top speed was estimated at 75.000 kilometers per second.

>>5387674

Youmu is supposedly faster than Aya when attacking, but Aya has the fastest average speed.

>>5387642

Jumping into the lake would lead to Cirno route.

>>5387660

>Unless of course all Touhous have some kind of magic anti-friction barrier.

ZUN to Einstein:

FUCK YOU!

>>5387678
Sounds like typical Aya-level exaggeration to me... If she's faster than everyone, including the Flash, then go wrangle with the jiggling neckbeards at /co/ over the title of "fastest".

Smile~

>>5387696

Aya can move at fifteen times the speed of light.

ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>5387719

This her flying speed or fucking speed?

>>5387696
There is nothing to wrangle over. This is an absolute fact.

>>5387731
You'd be incinerated by friction burn.
But don't worry, Aya manages her speed. After all, if she flew as fast as she possibly could, she'd rip a hole in time-space, releasing hordes of evil time-space demons.
Getting her to sleep with you is another matter.

>Eeeeeeh? Eeeeeeh?
>B-but Aya-sama, can't we fly?
>But isn't it AWESOME!?

>>5387779
SLUTMOBILE?

>>5387762

Touhous don't have to obey the laws of physics, and this includes friction. She could fuck you at her max speed, but I doubt you would last any longer than 3 seconds.

>>5387762

I now have the image of Aya quoting Doc Brown at the end of Back to the Future.

>>5387822


>Touhous don't have to obey the laws of physics, and this includes friction. She could fuck you at her max speed, but I doubt you would last any longer than 3 seconds.

Actually, Aya moves at over three million Dicks Per Minute(DPM).

She could fuck a room full of men in less than fifteen seconds.

>>5387846

Sakuya can do the same by stopping time.

>>5387818
Again, he wishes.
And why was Sakuya such a bitch in this?

>>5387846
Yes, though Aya would never do such a thing.

>>5387863
Sakuya would never do such a thing.
She's perfect.

>>5387886

Didn't say she would, but she could.

And she would if Remilia asked her to do it.

Have more.

Japanese slut-cooking spaghetti.

>>5387902
And more.

>>5387902
Got Hatate? Tokiko?

>>5387898
Well of course she would. She's a perfect maid. She follow orders in absolutes.

That's not being slutty, that's being obedient

>>5387919

What if the order was "Be as slutty as possible"?

Is it just me, or does /jp/ seem awfully fast today?

>>5387953
Then she would stop time, and suck every cock for miles, then unfreeze, causing miles and miles of simultaneous orgasms.

Owwww...

From now on all Japanese bird threads should become Okuu/Aya threads.

>>5387550
I'd take the risk if only for the chance if only to have my inner body embraced by Okuu's sweet radiation. Its like an indirect kiss you know?

If there is a great risk of death, even if it tastes terrible, it is worth it for the chance to taste Okuu's cooking and obtain SUPPA POWAH

>>5388102

Does she really need that many cameras?

>>5388140
Yes. One for each possible situation.
...and mean people sometimes break her cameras.

>>5387953

Sakuya is more of a lady's companion than a plain domestic servant, with responsibilities that extend to the running and well being of the entire mansion. So if Remi ordered her to do something that would damage the function or reputation of the household, Sakuya would be expected to inform her of the consequences before.
That doesn't change the fact that ultimately Sakuya obeys Remilia's every whim, no matter the consequences, without a hint of doubt or regret. Anything else would be unthinkable.

>>5388148
http://www.walfas.org/flash/aya.swf

>>5388140
What do you think she does if her camera breaks while she's grazing danmaku?
Of course she needs that many replacements.
If she didn't, she'd have to go to the camera shop at least once a week and purchase them at full price.
Plus her photographic opportunities would be limited.
I'll bet Gensokyo camera shops let you buy in bulk...

>>5388163
It wouldn't damage the reputation of the household if nobody knew it was her.

Rumours would spread of a bizarre orgasm-field somewhere near the Misty Lake. In time, intrepid adventurers would venture into this prohibited zone where bizarre things were said to happen, looking for riches, incredible artifacts, and power...

>>5387482
me too ;_;

>>5388191
What a scoop!

>>5388191

Reimu, Marisa, and Sanae would all show up there and beat up whoever's responsible within a short amount of time, though.

>>5388224
So, EoSD 2?

>>5388170
Why on earth did I watch this all the way through?

>>5388242

Because Aya is awesome.

>>5388271
It's true.

>>5388242

The utter WTFness of Ayangelion makes it worth it.

>>5388289
It really, really does not.

>>5388271
I don't like Aya but her apparel is cool.

>>5388305
She's great with or without her apparel, if you ask me.

Which do YOU pick?

>>5388365
I'll pick ... Momiji. <3

>>5388453
Good choice

>>5388464

Depth Bomb?

Reason enough that Hatate shouldn't have gone and gotten on Aya's bad side.

>>5388242
Because its so shitty, the very soul of your ability to not watch it actually leaves your body to furiously attacks your computer screen, but is so enraged that it can do nothing.

>>5388491
The funny part is that that's incredibly nice for depth bomb.

Mmmm, dying down...

>>5388555

Well, someone started another Aya thread.

>>5388529

Yeah, it's really good. Just when Depth Bomb is involved, past experience tends to warrant red alert.

>>5388567
Please don't...

>>5388578

Look at those eyes. Resistant to the very end.

You go, girl.

>>5388567
>>5388578
Please don't...

>>5388578
Wings do not work like that. Give this idiot some fucking animal/human anatomy books.

>>5388593
>avion village
Aw shit.

>>5388031
>>5388034
The fuck?
I mean, usually if someone's going to spam, they'll still post it more than twice.. and why the fuck would someone modify an image so that its slightly more to the right?
>>5388566
Are we on autosage?

If you somehow landed in Gensokyo and Aya wanted to write a story about the outside world, would you let her interview you with no way to compensate you for your information?

>avion village
I like this interpretation of Gensokyo.

>>5388610
Hell yeah.

>>5388609
>Implying I was spamming.

Take a closer look at the images. They're different.

>>5388609
Not even close.

>>5388610
No way!

>>5388610

No.

>>5388578

Throwing knives?

I guess it was to be expected sooner or later.

>>5388639

Not even if she was visually happy that you decided to talk to her?

hm. What if she offered sex?

>>5388657
each time I see that the crow makes me shed a single tear.

;_;

>>5388665
I would not talk to her. And if she seeked me out and was all enthusiastic and stuff I'd still not let her interview me without any kind of compensation.

>>5388682
What, and Aya rapped and broken is a-ok?
Don't answer that.

>>5388693
You're kind of a dick, anon.

>>5388702

Dead pets make everything worse.

>>5388682

A tear of happiness or sadness?

>>5388657
Poor bird.

>>5388610

I'd ask her to be my girlfriend as compensation and do the interview no matter what her response was.

You are a random male in Gensokyo, middle-class.
While shooping in the human village market, you wander into a shaddy-looking alley and see this. The tag reads:
>{STARTING AT 1 YEN!}
>A Crow-Tengu girl
>[used/opened goods]
The salesman notices you looking at her, and notes that no one seems interested in her. You could probably afford her with the change in your pocket.
What do you do?

>>5388679

There's been a surge in Momiji/Aya violence since DS.
Guess wolf tengu have pretty stretchy rules of engagement.

This thread has become something that I don't like.

Why do you do this, /jp/?

>>5388758

Take her home and give her a hot meal.

>>5388758

Freedom for spare change? Yeah of course I would.

You are a random male in Gensokyo, middle-class.
While shoping in the human village market, you wander into a shaddy-looking alley and see this. The tag reads:
>{STARTING AT 1 YEN!}
>A Crow-Tengu girl
>[used/opened goods]
The salesman notices you looking at her, and notes that no one seems interested in her. You could probably afford her with the change in your pocket.
What do you do?

What happened, seriously? I mean, they never really were official, and still it only said Momiji easily gets irritated. Not that she's out for blood or anything.

>>5388786

That's Okuu. The bow gives it away.

>>5388789
I don't buy broken goods.

[x]Donate my spare change to Reimu or Sanae

>>5388794
What happened to what? MomijixAya still happens.

>>5388794

She snapped due to a combination of her being annoyed by Aya and being sexually frustrated that she loves Aya for being so annoying.

>>5388796

You are right. Whoops.

>>5388784
You purchase the tengu. The salesman asks where you live, for delivery purposes. You give it to him, and he say's he'll have your goods at your doorstep by nightfall.

You head home. You decide to make a meal for your new tengu...and suddenly wonder why you just bought a sex-slave. You're not sure what to do with her yet...besides the obvious, but...
Right. Food. The suns going down.
What will you make?

>>5388840

Fuck if I know. Find out what Tengu like to eat and make that.

>>5388858
Birdseed.

I think crows like walnuts.

>>5388840

Fried Chicken.

>>5388840
Scrambled eggs

>>5388858
You check your handy, in-depth guide to Gensokyo you purchased from Akyu years ago. Best purchace you ever made.
Well, was, maybe...whatever.

You flip through to the section on tengu, and skim to eating habbits. It's more or less the same stuff you would eat...though...here we go. Tengu like eggs.
You get the feeling that you didn't need to get out your book for this and that the choice of dinner should have been incredibly obvious from the start, but quickly brush it off.

A short while latter, you've a modest meal of eggs sitting on the table. Right on time, there is a knock on the door. Answering it, you find a large, burly man hauling a human-sized bag over his shoulder squeezing through your doorway. He deposits it at your feet, hands you a small note, and leaves without a word.
The bag doesn't move.
What do you do?

>>5388921

Read the note and poke the bag.

>>5388921
Oh wow. Did you shoop that picture much?
Anyways, check the bag for its contents.

Smell the bag to check if our Tengu has expired.

>>5388921
Bag doesn't move? Disappointing, however, on the brighter side of things, I won't have to buy dinner for the next few days.

>>5388921
Rape the bag.

>>5388934
The note reads:
>Thanks for your purchace, buddy.
>Her name's Aya Shameimaru. Figured she was well known enough that people would be all over her, but...
>You really pulled my ass out of the fire, buddy. I needed that sale.
>She's pretty broken in already, but if you need any of the crap she had on her when she was brought in, stop by where we made the sale, aight?
>Thanks again, buddy.
>R

You set the note down and look at the sack. Still no movement. You kneel down and poke it a few times. It moves with your proding, but doesn't otherwise respond. With your head closer to it, however, you can hear some quiet breathing.

Openning the bag, you find...Aya. Right, Aya. You find Aya, naked, spralled in no noteworthy fasion. She does not react to your gaze in the slightest, and stares blankly ahead.
What do you do?

I have belatedly realized that if someone is going to try to bring CYOAs back to /jp/, it should probably be someone with a plan, and defenitly someone who KNOWS HOW TO WRITE.

You heal the broken Aya's mind and live happily every after. The end.

Thread over? For real this time?

Thread reported.

>>5388610
*Unzips pants*

Aya, just put this in your mouth and suck.

>>5389127
>What a waste. Kill him.
>Way ahead of you...

>>5389127

>>5389042

>knows how to write

Considering the one CYOA I wrote started off with Yukari acting like the fucking G-Man, I'm not sure I'd be qualified. However, the one I made was REALLY open-ended and I could post the beginning around the same time every night to explore different possibilities...and it would also help me keep down on writing a whole lot of new content if people followed a familiar route to specific branches.

The first one ended with Okuu, found here:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5375399

>>5389160
Oh, no, I mean I don't know how to write. At all.

>>5389175

Well, go over that and see if I would be suitable for trying to bring it back. They're actually really fun, but I don't want to get set up on THP if the community here is willing to accept them again.

>>5389160
>>5389175

Why don't you fags take it back to touhouproject or whatever shit site you came from? The last thing this board needs is more people like the KSdevs or Warehouse crowd.

>>5389127
Poor Aya's just sitting there with a damp pair of pants in her mouth.
Don't you have anything else to offer?

>>5389194
FACT: THP came from a CYOA on /jp/.
But a newfag like you wouldn't know that.

>>5389194

>whatever shit site you came from

Okay.


...


...


I'm back.

>>5389194

>>5389194
This. Just yesterday there was yet another writefag making a CYOA thread here, and well, touhou-project exists mostly because of CYOAs. So please, move there.

I support CYOA threads on /jp/.

>>5389229

I believe you're talking about me? I started out posting as anonymous. The only reason I started it was because there was too much spam on the front page from /b/.

>>5389127

So you want the girl to find out what a zipper tastes like?

Hint: Metal.

>GOD /JP/ SUCKS I WISH SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN
>Here, lets try this.
>HOLY FUCK YOU SUCK SO MUCH GO BACK TO BUN
>;_;
>GOD /JP/ SUCKS I WISH SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN

>>5389215
Didn't people find that board after being kicked from /jp/ (or when GM was still around, I don't remember exactly), then moved there and some time after their admin said it was okay?
I feel I murdered Mr. Grammar with this post. Sorry.

>>5389253

That's why I'm asking if I should do a restart of what I was working on yesterday. If you read the thread, you'll notice that I'm not opposed to people restarting it from a certain point and treating it as a save state.

>>5389253
The internet in general sucks. Because people, who are sitting at the other end of the line creating the "community" in internet communities, also suck. Because humanity sucks. I've accepted this, and carry on anyway. /bun/ has always sucked so they can fuck right off.

>>5389259
I mean that THP would not be what it is today without Gensokyo Man.

>>5389259
Essentially yes.

>>5389266
Bro, you should probably just go to that thp place. You'd get a better reception, and your fans on /jp/ are more than capable of multi-track browsing.

>>5389266
I don't feel like reading it, and I'm hardly the person to ask for wirting expertese.
...
Go for it.

>>5389278

I'm looking at THP right now and I can't figure out what the fuck is appropriate for what board.

That and I hate the sidebar.

>>5389300
Here, no sidebar.
http://www.touhou-project.com/th/
Read the FAQ first, then if you're still confused or have questions, ask on /general/

>>5389249
I don't remember exactly. Did one of your threads include something like a Komachi route? If so, then yeah it was you. I like your reasons by the way, but there's that (pretty old) mod post and stuff.

Still, I suggest trying to move there. I don't know how you could go about advertising it on /jp/, though.

>>5389300
Like all imageboards you can remove the frames. And I'm pretty sure it's pretty intuitive for what goes where. I see a sticky describing stuff.

>>5389313

No, but it could have ended like that.

>>5389215
FACT: The majority of /jp/'s userbase has always been opposed to fanfiction, roleplaying and all of the other immature bullshit that's embodied by THP and the embarrassments who frequent it. Everyone rejoiced when they were exiled and no one wants them back. But a newfag like you wouldn't know that.

>>5389355
FACT: You're wrong.
That's all.

ITT: touhouproject faggots viralmarket their shitty site

>>5389355

>>5389355

Please fill me in on how it's considered "immature bullshit."

Otherwise I'm just going to think you're like the robot pictured here.

>>5389368

>>5389368

..I heard about that site 3 days ago and just visited it today...and I've been making a case as to why to NOT post there. Explain to me how that's a viral marketing tactic.

No fighting!

>>5389391

TOO LATE

>>5389391

Who's fighting? I'm perfectly calm and asking people to defend their arguments.

>>5389355
Nobody can speak for the majority of /jp/.

>>5389374
I'm just reporting because it's banned here.

>>5389412
Lawful neutral is a shit alignment, grow some balls.

>>5389412

I see no rules against it.

>>5389374
...You seriously need an explanation about why promoting fanfiction and roleplaying is bad?

Why don't you look at the archive from when that shit wasn't banned?

Why don't you just look at fanfiction.net, gaia, animesuki, pooshlmer or shrinemaiden if you'd like to see what's in store for us if the ban isn't enforced?

>>5389355

Someone wasn't here when GM got banned.

On reporting:

- Report only the first post in the thread. Subsequent posts in the same thread are a waste of your time and report juice.
- Report silently. Posting that you reported the thread may encourage onlookers to do the same thing, but more likely it will just encourage the OP to bump his thread.
- Report often. If you see a bad thread, don't just hide it. Report it first.

>>5389364
>>5389369
FACT: THP users are delusional fucktards who can't come to terms with how the rest of /jp/ has enough self-respect to never indulge in the kind of shipperfaggotry and RPing they do.

>>5389445
Manchildren belittling other manchildren? Troll smarter, not harder.

>>5389445

Someone here doesn't seem to understand the appeal of CYOAs.

>>5389435
Except if you actually go and read those threads, you see that it was a vocal minority of butthurt roleplayers arguing against the majority opinion of /jp/.

>>5389430

I have, but the quality of writing is sometimes surprisingly good.

My own thing was good enough, and by "good enough" I mean "horribly mediocre." Thing is, people followed it and enjoyed it to a degree. Thing is, you can just...ignore threads you don't like?

Fanfiction is usually written by people who wrote a few stories in their free time and think they're prolific writers. I'm mainly doing it to try to regain some of my creative spark and then move on to actual original fiction. I know that what I did wasn't "good writing," but having some feedback from a community that isn't complete trash is nice.

>>5389465
>the appeal of CYOAs

Can someone just post the screenshot of the mod banning CYOAs and shut these retards up?

>>5389430
I like how you group RPing together with fanfiction, for one thing.

I'd like to see some evidence on how CYOA's caused Poosh and Shrinemaiden to become what they are.

>>5389445
I don't think I've EVER seen /jp/ talk positively of ANY other imageboard or forum.
I DO constantly see /jp/ talking about how much /jp/ sucks.

It's a moot point anyway. It's all the same shit.

Look at all the butt hurt...

How about everyone shuts up and we go back to posting Aya?

>>5389466

I'd really like to see "those threads" that you speak of because I can't find them.

>>5389465
>Someone here doesn't seem to understand the appeal of CYOAs.

You mean other than acting as a power fantasy for losers and arguing over how you're going to rape this or that poorly characterized little magical girl?

>>5389445

>shipperfaggotry

Again, author's choice. I'm trying to stay as close to canon as possible i.e. there are no relationships that transcend into romance between characters. The thing that I wrote, since it was CYOA, I tried to make him as generic as possible, and even chose the generic name of "Nanashin" for him because it sounds better than "John Doe" or some shit.

>>5389478
Yeah, why would anyone ever want to pretend they're in, say, Gensokyo?

OH WAIT.
/JP/ WOULD.
AND THEY SAY SO EVERY DAY.

>>5389481
Most of us were here when it happened. Doesn't mean shit. Just because some mod had a bug up his ass one day and made a very, very controversial decision does not make it law. I mean, if you want to play that game, I can throw mod quotes out too bro. Check this one out, moot himself said this, so what's your rebuttal now?

>>5389488
How about you disband that sorry grab for attention by talentless idiots you call "another dream?"

Some people seem to find this fun, but I don't. I see it as fanfiction that has no more merit than sonic scat fanfiction, because all fanfictions are exactly the same to me.

I am now going to ignore the fact that some people seem to be enjoying this and assume that my opinions are correct and theirs are not for some unexplainable reason. I must inform these people that they are reading terrible fanfiction and will destroy this board if I do not assume my role as the quality police.

>DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>5389533
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>5389508

To further this argument:

The rules page, on /jp/:

>All things otaku welcome!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a large part of otaku culture fanworks? I believe that text fiction and CYOA also fits under the umbrella of "fanwork."

Also, because it's an Aya thread, have an Aya.

>>5389481
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2226/1206998080812zw5.png

Hey, don't stop fighting. This is gold.

>>5389554
Because this.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/360493

moot is useless, didn't you know that? Our "official" rules don't mean anything.

>>5389562
Roleplaying is not the same as CYOAing.

>>5389582
here.

>>5389576
Oh. Hm.

Many people on /jp/ hate CYOAs.
No one on THP hates CYOAs.
So I go to THP for CYOAs.

It's that simple, really.
There's no reason to argue whatsoever.
Anyone who continues to post Touhou CYOAs here is just asking to be trolled at this point (or is a troll himself).

>>5389576

Roleplaying is not the same thing as a CYOA. Roleplaying means you act like the character. CYOA is just reading with you occasionally making a choice to determine where the story goes. I doubt you could say you're roleplaying when actually reading a CYOA book that says "For choice A, go to page X. For Choice B, go to page Y."

>>5389582
You take the role of a character who takes decisions. It is the same as "playing" a CYOA.

If it weren't, GM wouldn't have been banned.

>>5389565
I never stop fighting.

I also have this one...I think this is somehow important to note as well.

>>5389598
see >>5389596.

By your logic, Visual Novels are RPGs.

>>5389576

I'm also a fan of "ignore shit you don't like." Just because YOU don't like something doesn't mean everyone agrees with you. The mature thing to do is to hide the thread and move on with your life. Most people don't realize that and think the mature thing to do is piss and moan until someone comes to fix a problem that never needed solving to begin with.

>>5389594
see >>5389253.

It's people trying to help, but /jp/ hates everything, including itself, so...

>>5389508
>Just because some mod had a bug up his ass one day

You're one of the agents from Touhouproject. Know how I know this? It's because you're casting your kind as the victim in all this, when you're really the cause.

You started the off-topic threads.

You drew in the gaia users and secondaries that spilled over into other threads.

You spammed the board with threads asking about if your favorite "writer" was online and if you had missed anything.

You brought the will of /jp/ down on your own heads.

Even now, you can't accept that you're a disgrace to /jp/ and that most of us don't want you here. I don't except you to listen, but if you have any conscience or dignity at all: please stop advertising yourselves and leave.

For good this time.

>>5389607
RPGs and Role-playing are different things, though. The first is a game gender that usually focuses on leveling characters, turn-based combat and things like that. The latter is acting like a certain character would act, be it on the Internet or anywhere else.

They do have some points in common, but are not the same thing.

>>5389623
>You drew in the gaia users and secondaries that spilled over into other threads.

Nah.

>>5389508
Yeah, we should just ignore anything we don't like on /jp/. People should be able to post anything they want regardless of the rules or the topic of the board. It would be great, just like /b/. We shouldn't even report CP, just ignore it if you don't like it.

I, for one, ignored this thread until now because of the Haruhi OP pic.

>>5389623

Hide threads you don't like, ignore users you don't like. There are several addons you can download for your browser to help enhance your forum experience and tailor it to your specifications.

Also, this is an Aya thread. If we're going to argue, then we're going to post more crowslut.

>>5389623
You're really uptight and making a lot of assumptions. I've been here since the split, just check my post count durr hurr.

Dude, get it through your head son. You personally do not control this board. It's not your private playground. Don't go off calling everyone you don't like a "Gaiafag" and all that shit. Just take it easy. I'm not from anywhere or advertising anything.

I'm thinking of writing a Touhou CYOA on /jp/.

y/n?

>>5389623
Again, you cite "the majority." You have NO way of proving which side is the majority. This really hurts your arguement.

>>5389596
On the case of something like

>You wake up, but you're feeling lazy.
>[ ] Stay on bed
>[ ] Get up anyway
>[ ] Genuflect

You're choosing how a fictional character which you control should act. It has more to do with RPGs and Visual Novels than with role-playing, but back then GM threads followed the same format and they were banned when that mod put that up. Who knows what the fuck is up with that.

I agree with hating role-playing though, because that shit is completely retarded (and fun is subjective, by the way). I don't know if such a thing is worthy of a band, but I really hate seeing it, anywhere.

>>5389639

Reporting rule violations and complaining about stuff you don't like are entirely different things. Things that don't belong on a particular board or on the site at all should be reported...but not things that are within the rules and just happen to be something you don't like.

If we're arguing semantics, Roleplaying and CYOAs are quite different. CYOAs have an author and an audience, with the former giving the latter choices to make. It's closer to a VN than anything.

Roleplaying can be any number of individuals, each pretending to be a particular character.

But just to be clear, I see no reason for /jp/ to have CYOA threads.

>>5389643
Indifference causes the decline of imageboards as much as it does nations.

Look at /a/. Look at what happened after the Otaku with a semblence of taste were no longer there to curb the shonen and flavor of the month shows.

Look at what they became without us there, without people who cared enough to enforce standards on the board.

Also I am still conviced that CYOA is only done by writers who are not skilled enough (or simply lack the attention span) to write a normal story.

>>5389643
Care to reply to this? >>5389594

>>5389639
Alternatively, let's bitch about everything. Since somebody will always hate something, everyone will always come out of the woodwork to troll it. "This" doesn't belong on /jp/, no "that" doesn't belong on /jp/. Nobody will ever have any fun, and as a result, continued constant meta-threads. Oh boy! If we're really lucky, the mods (who are gods btw) will swoop down and answer our prayers. Then what? Fulltime mods in here being nazis, silencing whatever posters they don't like, taking sides, playing favorites. Untouchable, but open to ass-kissing and flattery of course. We'll become just like a real forum! Might as well just be Animesuki at that point.

Moderation doesn't work. User moderation doesn't work. You have to have a little discipline on your own. Did reporting stop the /b/ raids? Do you think if /b/ raided right now, that reporting and bitching and moaning would stop them until they wanted to stop? No. It wouldn't. So calm down, stop trying to be a vigilante mod, and take it easy!

>>5389686
I agree, but that doesn't make them any less fun (for me).
Normal stories lack reader participation.

>>5389670
As posted earlier in the thread, mods said that "roleplaying" was against the rules. In that context, the role playing was referring to the "Fucking up in Gensokyo" story.

Eh, CYOAs can't be any worse than the "wat doe" threads.

>>5389670
>Things that don't belong on a particular board or on the site at all should be reported

CYOAs were confirmed as never being /jp/-related.

>>5389632
Point.
Getting back to the original point, however, CYOAs are not roleplaying for reasons you already stated. In roleplaying, you play as a predetermined character, and must adhere to what said character would do. You CAN say "fuck that" and call yourself Alice and stutter all over the place, but you're doing a pretty horrible job at roleplaying, then.

In CYOAs, however, you control the character. As long as the writer approves, you can do whatever, regardless of it fitting character or not.

Roleplaying is playing out a set role, CYOAing is chosing your own adventure.

>>5389683

I always saw /a/ as FoTM. Anime is a fast industry and I actually appreciated contemporary discussion as opposed to talking about older materials since that never got anywhere to begin with. I check there once in a while to check on the shows that I'm following of any given season.

Roleplaying was rampant there as well, and it was just as frustrating to read it. No CYOA's, which I view as much more mild on the scale. So long as the writing's good, audience interaction with a writer usually turns out for the best. The fact that it's Touhou related means that it fits here. At any rate, they're much more interesting to read than the powerlevel shitfits that people get into.

On one hand, CYOA stuff has been banned in the past. On the other hand, no one's deleted any of the recent ones that I've seen. Besides, what else goes on here? Speculation on translations of VNs, imagedumps and trolling. That gets old after a while.

>>5389697
>Fulltime mods in here being nazis

Your post is almost believable until you get to here.

Also I don't think it's fair to equate CYOA with those ultra-faggoty RP threads where posters play different characters with reaction images and WACKY HIJACKS etc.

Since both sides haven't budged a bit, I suppose we're going to get more of these rage-filled threads henceforth?

I guess we've come full-circle.

>>5389724
This.
/jp/ is boring. We can all agree on that. So we need a way to make it not-boring.
If not CYOA, what then?
You've got the floor, /jp/.

I like how some people believe that they have any power in the first place to stop anything here. Like /jp/ can reject what it's users don't want, if they're vigilant and united. If I wanted to I could flood the front page with CYOA threads until next Wednesday. What are you going to do, complain at me? Ban me?

The only way to know if CYOAs are or not allowed here would be by asking a mod. However, since nobody cares about mods and they don't care about /jp/ most of the time, you could just take a look at the general population, even if the fact that most of us are anonymous makes it pretty easy to "samefag".

If you create a thread about something and something like 50%+ of the posts there are asking for you to get out, it means that either the board hates it, or someone hates it enough to waste a part of their lives asking for you to leave. Both of these options means that it's at least a controversial topic, so it's advised to not discuss it.

Because the world really needs another Toohou or Type-Moon CYOA fanfic. I've yet to even see someone attempt a different series.

There are a lot of people who use the board. Having one writer and a couple of responders monopolize a portion of the board is silly.

Why not take it to a private chat or something instead of bother everyone else?

>>5389762
I like your persistence.

>>5389719
What you have said doesn't help your case.

Roleplaying is hated because it's always shit-tier writing which exists as a vehicle for neckbeards to act out their wishes, etc.

CYOAs have all of the same flaws, with the additional strike that the writing is going to be of even lower quality than just roleplaying (good character dynamics are hard when there's no defined character, second-person perspective, little-to-no descriptions etc)

>>5389765

Katawa Shoujo CYOA

You are a Katawa Shoujo Developer sitting at your computer. Your web browser is open to /jp/.

[] Get out
[] Genuflect

>>5389770
Why bother posting anything? Let's all just make IRC channels, /jp/ should only be for Touhou imagedumps.

>>5389765
I think there's an Angel Beats! one going on in /a/ now.

>>5389770
The same could be easily said about a lot of the threads around here.

>>5389695

Sure.

My comment is that /jp/ is becoming stagnant, so a CYOA or fiction is fine every once in a while. THP is a board completely dedicated to it. While something like that is nice, I don't feel like wading through a ton of bad fanfiction to find the diamond in the rough. Here, if one appears, it's bound to be the only one and you can judge its quality almost immediately. Fanfiction helps with variety, which is severely lacking on some days.

>>5389686

I had several things planned out in mine, but was just making up stuff as I go. I do have a regular story sitting in a notebook that is just about Kogasa, but the fact that it lacks audience interaction makes it less fun to write. From my perspective, doing CYOA shows a bit more creativity if done well; you have to adapt to whatever the audience wants to happen. Tabletop RPG's are built around the concept of creative player interaction, and can be amazingly fun or mindnumbingly boring, depending on the GM.

>>5389770
So you wouldn't care so long as they all posted in sage?
Actually, I'd like that too.

>>5389779
What if the CYOA was in first-person, and the character actually had a personality? Or is that not a CYOA anymore?

>>5389745
>If I wanted to I could flood the front page with CYOA threads until next Wednesday.

Then stop making idle threats and do it.

>>5389779

Writing a lengthy character or setting description tends to make the writing drag on for much longer than it should. You have an imagination for a reason. I'm deliberately limiting in description because my vision may not be the same as someone else's. Vivid descriptions belong in proper fiction, but not in CYOA where action is largely dependent on player interaction.

>>5389779
You have just confirmed that bad roleplayers are bad, AND that bad CYOAs are bad, all in one post.

Don't generalize. There are good CYOAs and, dare I say it, roleplayers, but they are very much so drowned under the bad.

>>5389795
That's still CYOA, but it's not really roleplay. I don't know if you play any tabletop games but if multiple people are controlling the actions of an NPC at one time, then nobody is really roleplaying it. It's just a story piece with user interaction. I can't really explain the difference well if you don't have any experience with that kind of thing.

I don't even know what to say here.

Both sides of this argument are stupid as fuck.

>>5389784
>Why bother posting anything? Let's all just make IRC channels, /jp/ should only be for Touhou imagedumps.
We already have an IRC channel.

>>5389792
>Here, if one appears, it's bound to be the only one and you can judge its quality almost immediately.
Actually, I'm sure than back when there were GM threads, CYOAs became popular enough for people to try making more of them. I remember at least one besides the original (although it was a parody), and I think there were several others.

Then the mod came around, and they stopped.

>>5389778

I've found that one of the best ways to learn how to tune out the noise in /jp/ is to do lots of things that the more vocal negativists hate.

Haters Gonna Hate indeed.

>>5389786
/a/ did the KS CYOA too. Maybe that's a sign.

Anyways you writers just please try to write more normal fanfiction. I'm almost looking foward to Arc's story because at least it will be a Touhou-related one written by a non-CYOA aspie for once.

>>5389812
And look at how awesome it is! Am I right?

>>5389794

I don't like that idea only because they can go on for a very long time and actually become 404'd before any end is in sight. A better policy would be that the OP/writer is the only one who is allowed to bump, either to garner more interest or just to keep the thread alive. People making choices should sage so that it's not on the front page for too long of a time; story installments take a while to write, especially if one bothers thinking them out.

Why are we arguing over CYOA threads? Idol threads are way less /jp/-related and we tolerate those (for some reason.)

I'm still trying to figure out why /jp/ hates CYOAs, besides the obvious shitstorms.
/jp/ is always talking about how they want to be with their waifu and go to Gensokyo and blah blah blah. Shouldn't they like pretending to do that, then?

>>5389792
>My comment is that /jp/ is becoming stagnant, so a CYOA or fiction is fine every once in a while.
That's a laudable goal, but many here would argue that CYOAs negatively affect board quality. And a Touhou CYOA, no matter how unpopular, would eventually dominate the board. We've seen it happen before. As someone who left /a/ because of thread spam, I can assure you every non-Touhou fan (and several Touhou fans who hate fanfiction) will be up in arms about it.

>While something like that is nice, I don't feel like wading through a ton of bad fanfiction to find the diamond in the rough. Here, if one appears, it's bound to be the only one and you can judge its quality almost immediately. Fanfiction helps with variety, which is severely lacking on some days.
Conversely, as a CYOA fan, I would rather visit a site with plenty of CYOAs to pick and choose from, with several well-established authors who have had popular CYOAs in the past. /jp/ is a blank slate, but it's also much too fast, and the writers untested.

You are free to do as you wish, but I counsel against it.

>>5389830
Everyone should always sage more, but we all know this already, I hope. Most /jp/ know how to look past the first page.

Also nokosage, lol.

>>5389832
Idol threads have been on /jp/ since before you were born.

>>5389832
Idol threads are Japanese content that is not anime or manga. Believe it or not, it DOES belong here.

>>5389807
>There are good CYOAs and, dare I say it, roleplayers

Alright, then let's run a very simple test. These people from touhouproject who founded an exclusively CYOA site are supposedly from /jp/, which means we can infer that the sorts of things they write are going to be a reasonable measure of what we could expect if there were CYOAs on /jp/. Are you still with me? Okay:

Show me one "good" CYOA out of the dozens on that site. .

>>5389848
two year olds don't have the motor skills to operate a keyboard correctly so I doubt that

>>5389818

If I may toot my own horn for a moment: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BCTNLE30

Two out of two English majors that read this story liked it.

>>5389845

Another reason why I don't plan on going to THP is because of the established writers dominating the boards. I wouldn't be able to get anything going except general fiction with no audience interaction...which, as I have commented, is more fun to write because it requires clever thinking to prevent something from becoming absolutely horrible and fucking up character interpretations.

>>5389853
Meanwhile you can go to work trying to find "good", quality posts on /jp/, about anything. You're free to use all 15 pages. Let me know if you can find more than 3, that'd be a new record.

Yeah I'd jam my dick in Aya

>>5389857
So, what, you showed it to two waiters while you were getting some coffee?

>>5389857
>>5389818

If you have to jerk yourselves off, then go to irc, tripfaggots.

>>5389871

>>5389853
I was afraid of this. I do NOT want to post what I had in mind for this situation, for personal reasons...

But...

The Game. Pardon the horrible title.
http://www.mediafire.com/?2h2taxzqzmj

>>5389868
No one on /jp/ has pretensions of being a writer. The touhouproject people do.

Are you trying to tell me that on a site that's supposedly home to dozens of writers there's not one who actually knows how to write?

>>5389892
Oh, and this thing is LONG. Like, 14 threads long.

>>5389853

I forget what it was called, but Hungry Youkai's Remilia story was really good.

>>5389855

You forgot about the fact that 4chan hasn't been around for that long. Most people here are well above the age of 8.

>>5389857

Let me speak for my fellow English majors in stating that they don't know shit. Most other English majors that I know fall under the category of "terrible writers who believe they're prolific because they took some classes and believe that they're right no matter what."

That and especially with people who study literature and liberal arts, opinion from person to person over what constitutes a good work varies greatly. There are people who absolutely love Ayn Rand...I personally can't stand her.

>>5389927
So, opinions.

A+++ quality discussion guys, we've all come away from this with more knowledge about ourselves, others, and the universe.

>>5389927
>Most people here are well above the age of 8.
Dunno about that bro

I've so little Aya left to post...
But I continue to fight!

>>5389867
Wow, you're a whiny little bastard aren't you? You may be sort of hiding it beneath all that accepting, logical and 'civilized' posting but when it comes down to it you're a) beating a dead horse with regards to /jp/, b) being convinced that a more appropriate site is some sort of secret club without bothering to really check and c) being highly judgmental overall.

It may be time to stop posting. Go to thp, continue writing here (and risk getting reported and/or banned) or fuck off. That's what it boils down to. Pick one.

>>5389944

English majors tend to have unsupported opinions. I follow this, and many others follow it as well. We make completely biased claims about things we like or don't like without any actual evidence. We're the closest thing to trolls IRL as you can get.

Also, I'm all out of Aya.

>>5389968
Irony.

>>5389968
No, the best option is for you to calm down.

THE IMAGE LIMIT MUST BE REACHED.
KILGA, COME TO MY AID!

>thread

>This thread
Oh wow.

>>5389968

The fact that stories there are several threads long and get more exposure is kind of proof that exposure would be a bit low. Trying to keep a thread alive isn't something I'm interested in.

I know I'm judgmental. That usually happens when you're giving your opinion on a matter. I'm open to discussion and prefer to actually hear one side of an argument as opposed to dismiss it, but don't expect me to just accept your points without making my own.

Janitor, do your job and delete this thread.

>>5389927

The English majors of which I speak agree with you on Ayn Rand.

So there's that.

>>5389993
I just wanted more Aya.
Maybe I shouldn't have started writing that CYOA.

>>5389996
No. Work it out guys.

>Saging in a thread that is past autosage.

>>5390007
I was saging before it hit autosage. Why would I bother to change it if it wouldn't make a difference?
Why am I repsonding to greentext?

>>5389995
>The fact that stories there are several threads long and get more exposure is kind of proof that exposure would be a bit low.
What?
It's not like every author there has been posting for years, there are several that started only recently.
If you want an audience, it's there, and it's available. You just need to stop getting scared that no one will like your stuff.

HYPER COMBO FINISH

>>5389978
But I am calm. Just pointing out the obvious. There's nothing new anyone can add regarding the subject.