/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>weak character
>ex boss
>immortal girl with the power of a phoenix
>versus a common crowslut

Canonically, Mokou is extremely powerful, and does have a hax ability, immortality.
Aya is even scared of her, her interview with her made it canon.

I think it was more how the conversation was turning towards fried chicken.

>>5385669
Mokou doesn't have very strong control over fire. She can't even put it out.

Also, boss levels don't equate to power. ZUN confirmed it.

>>5385693
>ZUN confirmed it.
Who the fuck cares.

Aya doesn't seem scared of Mokou in the interview. Rather, she calmly rebuffs Mokou's threats.

>>5385698
White Ren cares, that's who.

>Being myself a crow tengu, at hearing the words "Mecca for yakitori", I found myself wanting to quickly take my leave from this place. Therefore, I refrained from a more detailed investigation.

>>5385707
You're a secondary, you don't care.

>>5385707
>I can destroy the whole world, but I can't recreate it.
>That makes me weak.

Aya's race is used to being dominated. An assertive human could easily get her to submit.

Aya runs away crying after Mokou threatens to grill her up and turn her liver into pate.

>>5385735
By oni, yes. Tengu are arrogant as hell toward humans and other lesser races.

>>5385735
we need more porn of that now.

>>5385748
No, we don't.

>>5385748
We already have Yuyuko pretending to be dominated by and then dominating Aya; that's enough.

>>5385754

>>5385754
yes, we do.

>Bird-based youkai
>>Mokou runs a stand specializing in yakitori
>>>One wrong move, and Aya could end up down some customer's gullet

>>5385754
Aya detected

How goes your shitty newspaper, crowslut

>>5385764
NO, we DON'T.

FUCK YEAH!

>>5385778
Go away, no one on /jp/ wants a slut thread.

>>5385781
yes we do

>>5385768
Idiot detected

How goes your shitposting, memefag

Slut thread?

>>5385799

youmadslut?

>>5385783
Yeah. Which is why we're having an Aya thread instead.

In before 100 incorrect Bern posts

>>5385816
Incorrect in all fields.
Come now, you're smarter than this.

>>5385825
Cut the guy some slack. At least he's trying.

OH LAWD
IZ DAT SUM CHICKENZ

>>5385781
YES. WE. DO. You cockmongling bird.

I'd be dumping Aya right now, but my posts are taking eons to process...

>>5385693
>ZUN confirmed it.
When? Where?

>>5385845
But porn of animals is considered abuse Satori.

>>5385837
Fuck off, Sion.

No secondaries in /jp/

Why are you so mean, /jp/?

>>5385893
I don't know why either people on /jp/ seem to be very hostile for no reason.

>>5385870
>porn of animals
>is considered abuse
A-ha. We're not on /tg/ you know.

>>5385893
Why are you so tormentable?

>>5385882
Wich means we can only post Miko.

By the way, I am not Sion.

>>5385904
Was I wrong?

>>5385905
Stop it!

Hey's it's back to normal. Charge!

aya chocolate puke

cock craving crow

>>5386009
If Aya was that bird-like, I figure she'd have a beak. Which would be weird.

Faster than time.

>>5386020
Looks like a crash-landing to me.

>>5386009
I wish there were pictures with this fetish.

>>5386037

there is pasta of it but no drawfags have stepped up to the plate.

>>5385863
Is that even Aya? How can you tell?

>>5385863
What is on her back?

>>5386037

>>5386040
I know, I was right there when Arc made it popular.
>>5386056
This feeds my imagination.

>>5386044
>>5386055
Danbooru said so. It looks enough like Aya to work for me.
Like, look at this picture.
It's not Momiji.
But it's so much better if you say it is.

>>5386069
But I'm getting off track...

Aya is NOT a slut.

I could kinda tell that was not Momiji
I don't know why

What Double Spoiler is actually all about.

Good day. Thank you for being a faithful subscriber to my newspaper.

Today I have come to get a signature for renewal of your newspaper subscription.
So, sign here please.

>>5386111
Ohoho, you signed it, huh?
In reality that was a marriage registration form!

With this you'll be spending your life with me.
You can't run from me, you know?

GOOD END

>>5386119
Oh Aya, you don't need to trick me for that...

>>5386119
fuck as a normal person in touhou I'm probably a farmer who can't read.

>>5386106

>>5386106
No, this is what it's really about.
>>5386119
Aya is so pathetic she has to trick people into marrying her.

>>5386106
>>5386127
Aftermath.

>>5386134
Attractive but pathetic girls are my fetish.

Link to double spoiler?

>>5386134
Pot calling the kettle black, anon...

>>5386140
?

>>5386119
I see you posted my images here...

>>5386069

How about this?

>>5386160
What has Eirin DONE!?

Hrm...I should take a shower. Be back in a flash.

>>5386158
Thank you kindly.

>>5386144
My glass house is quite sturdily made, and I'm very good at aiming for the hole I made with my first throw.

>>5386160
OH MY GOD

>>5386160
I see through your ploy, crowslut. You were born a crow and you'll die a crow.

>>5386191
Iwonder if a Crow and a Wolf Tengu had a child what it would look like.Would it be a Hainu?

You guys know, if you're any good at danmaku, canonically Aya has beaten every Windows touhou ever, well except for Yuka, the Prismrivers, Koakuma, Daiyousei, and Mystia.

Hatate herself has also beaten those featured in DS which includes the player characters.

>>5386226
True, but Aya picks fights. She makes her opponents angry.. and, of course, an angry opponent is easier to defeat.

>>5386238
Isn't Aya also a pacifist, Not fighting unless she really has to?

>>5386226
But she didn't shoot them, she just took their pictures and ran away.

>>5386226
According to PofV, Cirno's beaten Yuka. What's the point?

>>5386264
No. She doesn't fire shots in her games because she doesn't want her danmaku getting in the pictures. That's the only reason.

>>5386270
In your case, the point is that Cirno is THE STRONGEST.

>>5386277
Daiyousei always sticking up for her bud.

>>5386226

Taking pictures of one spellcard at a time don't equal defeating.

>>5386271
She is there to shoot pictures. That is the only reason. If she didn't want to shoot photos, she wouldn't be there dodging danmaku.
>>5386264
True, though she is likely to be attacked by anyone she comes to. (like Reimu or Momiji)

>>5386270

It's canon Reimu lost to a bunch of fairies at least once.

who's that touhou

>>5386345
Sanae cosplaying as Aya. Sanae, being from the outside world, is one of the few Touhous that know the peace symbol.

>>5386373
what

>>5386345
KFC?

>>5386388
Any time a Touhou is giving the peace sign in a picture, you can safely assume that it's Sanae, Suwako, or Kanako. Possibly Yukari.

This is hot!

>>5386277
who is this

And from where?

>>5386429
don't you mean the water temperature?

>>5386226
>except for Yuka, the Prismrivers (...) and Mystia.

It's like PoFV never existed.

>>5386443
She broke...
;_;

>>5386300
Hey, hey, I know she's not very well liked, but I don't think she's on a shoot-on-sight policy with most Touhous...

Ayayayaya...

>>5386510
Nobody likes PoFV. Not even Eiki. She doesn't like being reminded of her failures.

>>5386577
>I don't like PoFV

Doesn't change the fact that it exists.

>Taking a decent picture should be a piece of cake for a junior of mine!!
>As a test, I want you to enter this photo competition and try to win a prize!
>You don't have to get first place or anything...

>Y-Yes! I'll try!!
>I'll do my best to live up to your expectations!

>1st Place: "My Dear Senior"
Contributor: Inubashiri Momiji
>She is the sweetest person and my secret idol. I say with full confidence that she is the best senior in the world. I'm looking forward to working with you forever.
>2nd Place: "Bath of the Shrine Maiden"
Contributor: Shameimaru Aya
>I was honestly irresistibly attracted. My nosebleed would never stop. Why didn't I take more photos?
>3rd Place: "My Friends"
Contributor: Alice Margatroid
>I'm not lonely. I have lots of friends, so I'm not lonely.

>*hug*

Forget Aya! SPRING IS HERE!

>>5386591
Bleh, dat formating...

>>5386594
Think you can keep up?

Keep up? What is this, a race?

>>5386621
Not really...
I have a lot less Aya than I thought...

>>5386621

Don't race someone who finishes before you even get going.

I haven't fapped in four years. I come back and this is what I get? I expected more from you all.

>>5386640
The hell are you talking about?
This isn't a fap thread anyway.

Oh! Um...hello...
...could I come in, please?

daily dose.

Had to be done...

>>5386649
Why that pokemon?

>>5386765
Both are tengu

>>5386774
I would use Shiftry just for that, if he didn't suck.

>>5386802
It has Explosion, it can't be bad. Just Scarf it.

>>5386819
What? It does?
...eh. Exploding tengus are silly.

>>5386835
It's because of Seedot. Pokemon logic dictates that all round objects are explosive.

>>5386841
Eh. Still to silly.

Catch!

>>5386930

Why is she photocopying her face?

Oh no!

>>5386988
There's no news and she's boooored...

>>5386991
Sad times...

Damn. I was late for the slut thread.

Probably because Mokou reminds her of past trauma.

i MADE an IMAGE for YOU guys.

I hope YOU like IT

>>5386999

Momiji's supposed to hate Aya.

Also, despite the fact that I find her to be an incredibly annoying papparazzi and crowslut, why do I want to fuck her?

>>5387042
...aight.

>>5387042
I wish I had horns made of fire.

>>5387054
>canon
Who cares?

>>5387054
Its her wings.
Can you imagine ramming her from behind, full speed, just giving it your all, and those wings are just flapping all over the place, sending feathers everywhere, and on her climax they spread out as far as they can?

I'd love to pluck out some of Aya's feathers and stuff a pillow with them.

>>5387078
>Its her wings.
>Can you imagine ramming her from behind, full speed, just giving it your all, and those wings are just flapping all over the place, sending feathers everywhere, and on her climax they spread out as far as they can?
I like the way you-
>I'd love to pluck out some of Aya's feathers and stuff a pillow with them.
...nevermind.

>>5387057

Ayayayayayayayaya~

>>5387091
here YOU go I believe THIS will AID you IN your TRAVELS

>>5387078

She has a sexy outfit, too.

>>5387091

Mystia has wings.

Okuu also has wings...and a cape.

Yet they're not as sexy as Aya.

How does Aya walk in her shoes..

>>5387131
Aya's wings are blacker and shorter, respectively. They're also colour-coordinated with her clothes.

Mikos and tengus

>>5387131
They're both sexier than Aya. Opinions.

>>5387078

... are you sure it isn't just instinct?

>>5387122
>>5387078

>>5387131
Utsuho's wings are too big. Mystia's wings are ugly.
Aya has cute little black feathers and her wings are just big enough to be tempting, but not too big that they could potentially smack you in the face.
>>5387139
She flies. Besides, when have you ever seen a bird walk? They all do that little bunny-hop thing.
>>5387091
She doesn't need ALL her feathers.

>>5387139

>Aya
>walk

She's a crow tengu. She never really needs to walk anywhere.

I prefer the idea that she flies everywhere and balances herself on one of her shoes when she's on the ground.

>>5387139
They're mostly for taking off and landing...

>>5387131

Maybe not, but that cape has got to be worth some bonus points.
You may not have any fashion sense, but you sure got to have a lot of confidence to wear a Journey cover.

>>5387174
If I was a tengu, I'd be pretty defensive about any part of my precious wings being plucked.

>>5387174

>Have you ever seen birds walk? They do that little bunny-hop thing.

You are now imagining Aya skipping everywhere while balancing herself on her shows.

>She doesn't need all of her feathers.

Considering she's a bird, doesn't she naturally molt? You don't need to rip out her feathers to get them. Just ask her to save some when they start to fall out.

Also, would you eat omelets she cooked if you knew where the eggs came from?

>>5387192
>You don't need to rip out her feathers to get them. Just ask her to save some when they start to fall out.
This is fine.
I was thinking of >>5385763. No good.

>>5387192
I would, but...
I dunno...I think eating your own eggs would be like eating your own shit or cum or something...
Are there any animals that eat their own unfertilized eggs?

>>5387188

I wonder if she gets turned on by having her wings fondled...

>>5387192
I'm always imagining Aya doing something silly, and yes. I would leave to eat Aya's scrambled fetuses.
>>5387188
Exactly, you'd lose those feathers anyways. No need to be so selfish.
>>5387162
Well, I also imagine pulling Chen's/Orin's/Ran's/Momoji's tails too

>>5387216
Translation at http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/645169/2girls-absurdres-black_hair-blush-cleaning-comic-g

>>5387176
There's no point in wearing those shoes if she isn't going to walk in them. As anon or whoever that person is who keeps pointing this out always says, it's more difficult to stand still than to move in the things.

>>5387215

It can apparently be compared to the idea of some mammals eating the placenta after giving birth.

I'm not actually sure how delicious crow tengu eggs would be...

>>5387216
>I wonder if she gets turned on by having her cloaca fondled...

fixed

>>5387215
Poor Rinnosuke. The stuff he has to put up with.

>>5387220
See >>5387203

>>5387215
WAT

>>5387231
> wingjob 7
Awesome.

>>5387238

But she doesn't have a cloaca in that picture. Anatomy failed.

>>5387232
I imagine Aya has superior balance to most humans. Her geta are no big deal to her.

>>5387260
I've.. never seen one where she had a cloaca. Now I want to, but I don't think anyone's drawn it.

>>5387231

I want to sleep on Aya's wings...

>>5387232

Tengu have a high affinity for fashion. They may not need geta, but they're stylish.

>>5387265
That would be so nice...
I really do have less Aya than I thought, if I can't consistently find thematically appropriate pictures...

>>5387220

Everyone who has been in contact with Touhou - young, old, male, female, rich, poor, high and low - has at some point imagined doing something to Ran's tails.
And yes, just plain love the idea of Aya hopping around with a big silly grin (although I'm pretty sure corvids actually do walk, but whatever).

>>5387215

There are some offshoot wicca branches where it is considered perfectly normal consuming your own period blood - usually by brewing a sort of tea with used tampons.
Guess that is about as close you can get in human terms before you start eating aborted fetuses.

Sakaya

>>5387281

Corvids do walk, but it's more like a very fast waddle. Hence Aya skips while flapping her wings a little, or does a bird run with her arms spread out. The really small birds hop, so you would more likely see Mystia jumping around everywhere than Aya.

Also, who's smarter, Aya or Okuu? Aya is incredibly literate and publishes a newspaper with (mostly wrong or exaggerated) information, but Okuu is the sole staff of a nuclear reactor. Both are corvids.

>>5387304

Only path?
No regrets?
Mind of steel?
Fuck no.

>>5387313
Aya.

>>5387314
You had your time in the sun. Go away.

>>5387313

Okuu is super naive and childish. I bet she is very young.

Want a paper, mister?

>>5387333
>Want a random STD mister?

Almost there...

>>5387342
.....Go on.

>>5387342
Random? She's like the Marlboro of STDs. She'll give you every condition available.

>>5387342
You're horrible.
Why are you so horrible?

>>5387342
I call bullshit. Sluts use condoms.

>>5387342

Aya said she's clean...

>>5387353
You too. You are also horrible.

Aya walks around in her geta just fine. Look at SWR. Hell, she can even balance on one foot.

How can she do it? She's Aya Motherfucking Shameimaru, that's how.

That being said, the mental image of Aya hopping around like a little bird amuses me, especially when I imagine she's hopping from person to person to hand out newspapers.

Argh, all of you are horrible.
Jerks.

Aya + Hatate + camera = ?

>>5387377
getting fucked by Random Village Men

>>5387313
>Aya skips while flapping her wings a little
That sounds adorable.
As for who's smarter, Aya. Utsuho seems far too blunt and hard-headed as opposed to Aya.

147 does not = 150.
148 also does not = 150.
Does it count deleted pictures?

>>5387385

Utsuho seems like that she could do incredibly well at anything, but only that one thing at a time. She's incredibly good at managing the reactor and understanding nuclear power, but would probably be confused by other simpler tasks that have nothing to do with it...like say, cooking.

I want more Aya, or at least more birds.

We need a picture of Japanese Aya cooking spaghetti.

>>5387377

Equals goodness.