/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fills a void left by soul-crushing loneliness.

;-;

Cuter than 3D.

>>5384877
This. 3D females are pig disgusting. They burp, farp, and gain weight. Why would you want them in the first place?

>>5384878
And here we go...

Because 3D cheats on you and generally slut more.

/r/ing the omake from Genshiken where Kousaka explains the exploits of fapping to 2D.

2D is PERFECTION. why settle for anything less?

I have a better question:

Why not?

because it's PERFECTIIIOOON ! like Dolph Ziggler

>>5384928
BUT HOW CAN IT BE PERFECTION IF IT DOESN'T FART?!?

creative, new and exciting thread.

Shimapan.

because sluts

>>5384866
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I just spread cum all over my chest.

No armpit or pussy stubble. No brown butthole skin. No fucking best friends while my back is turned.

Superior in virtually every way imaginable.

>>5385040

best friends ;-;

I can pretend they'd actually like me.

>>5385090

Too deep bro...

>>5385040
How is it superior?

I have experimentally proven that the afterlife will be perceived completely in 2D. I'm trying to get used to the change in advance.

No, really.

>>5384868
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They don't poop, simple as that.

>>5385125
see
>>5385090

I lost half my jaw when I was a kid; I look like a monster. I don't want to subject anyone to the horror of admitting that I'm attracted to them, nor will the reverse ever happen.

Thus the 2D.

>>5385182
>pretend
just like 3d

ITT: Retards
2D>3D came out of personality

>>5385195

Shit man, how bro?

This thread.

>>5385195

That is so shitty, man. Why don't you wear a fucking epic hood like Cobra Commander? Do something with it. Get all jacked and wear a cool mask. That's what I would do.

We just had this thread not long ago. Are you trying to replicate the success of the last one or something?

Because I'm butt ugly and autistic. I have no self-esteem and nobody will ever talk to me in real life. At least my 2D waifu will look at me...

>>5385313

Car accident, the other driver was coked up at the time and ran a red into the family mini-van. I have some pictures of it but I'm on a friend's computer at the moment.

>>5385348

It's not so bad.
As for the hood thing, I used to wear a hoodie around, but the reactions when I'd turn and face someone were worse than just keeping it out in the open. I don't care when people react to it since it is what it is, but there's no point in exacerbating it.

>>5385458
THIS

>>5385445
Can't you get some kind of prosthetic?

>>5385445
forget the accident thing, say you lost it in a fight and if they think that's bad they should see how the other guys ended up.
from then on it's Chicks, CHICKS EVERYWHERE!

>>5385203
Impossible, 3D will always remind you of the truth.

What I really would like to know is why people make threads like this.
[ ] It's a butthurt woman (in /jp/ lol).
[ ] A guy worried about weeaboos making him look like a fag.
[ ] Someone so desperated to talk he will make a thread about anything /jp/ is "different" about.
[ ] Just a simple troll.

>>5385466

As of yet, no. I'm putting away money to possibly get something done in the future, but I don't have my hopes up. I've met two people who had prosthetic/reconstructive surgery and wasn't impressed.

>>5385475

I'll let you know how this works out.

Brb

Cause they are tsundere smart loli or mature babes of unsurpased beauty: they're perfect and immortal girls...

We (3D-real) are no neccesary in our world, since we're here merely by hazardous (non-teleological) circumstances. Unlike us, fictional characters DO HAVE purposse for their (aesthetic) existence, wich is the one the author gives to them. A beautifully constructed character will never fail or die; those girls beauty will never decrease, and even if they get sick or die they'll remain uncorrupted, since hers is a meaningful death and they actually keep on existing (re-born) whenever their story is told and listened once again...

TL;DR
Such things (concepts) as "true love", "soulmates" or "destiny", only verify their existence aesthetically; so I find much more honest, accurate and safe to deposit romantic feelings towards (2D) fictional characters.

My waifu could not exist in 3D.

2D can be with me whenever I want and will always love me.

Because it will cheer me up right now. A girl just rejected me although we have only met 10 days ago. Now acts like she misunderstood a text message from me and doesn't answer my explanation.

So I will watch one or two episodes of Clannad right now. I hope to manage to forget it tomorrow for work.

>>5385646
This is the best explanation of 2D love I've ever seen. Thank you sir, I shall save those words for future generations.

>>5384869
>Reasons for liking 2D?
Reasons for liking a picture?

Pic related, is my 2D waifu.

>>5385854

you're very welcome.

>>5385195
>I lost half my jaw when I was a kid
How do you eat without spilling your food? Also, do people always stare at you when you're in public?

>>5385854

you're very welcome.

Why do I like 2D? I'll tell you.
The first thing I ever masturbated to was a picture of an anime catgirl. Now as we all know the first things which become erotic to us at that tender age where we are just finding out about the sexuality of our own body, they can stick in our memory pretty hard. Well, it did for me. As I grew older catgirls became immensely erotic for me, the driving force behind all my sexual urges. I went through a period of depression and idling but it was catgirl images which inspired me and drove me back to college to gain a degree in medicine. But no matter how hard I threw myself into it, I could never get catgirls out of my mind. My intense lust for them consumed me.
To this day, unfortunately, six out of six test subjects have died within 72 hours of operation. Typically extending the Sacral and Coccygeal columns to grant a flexible and rotational Coccyx involves a lot of stretching ligaments which are too close to important spinal nerve roots. This tends to leave the patients in full paralysis, despite my best efforts. What is really deadly is the extension of the upper facial muscles, the frontalis, through tiny holes drilled into the skull to allow natural movement of the surgically attached "nekomimi". 2 patients fell victim to fatal nervous shock upon waking, others have had complications such as severe cerebral hemorrhage, for reasons unknown.
Suffice to say, I'm running out of test subjects. So it looks like I'm stuck with only my beloved 2D catgirls for now. Despite what the popular media may suggest, abducting young women off the streets in Eastern Europe is not easy.

>>5385960

Me too, brother.

>>5385960
You know, you could find a girl with severe immunodeficiency, use polyester fabric and her own cartilage to mold her ears into a feline shape and transplant actual cat fur afterwards. A functional tail is harder, though.

>>5385960

Because you aren't a real NEET unless you hate 3d.

>>5386154

It't not ugly, it's cute and more awesome

>>5385960

>as we all know the first things which become erotic to us at that tender... stick in our memory pretty hard

sounds like an apologetic freud-speak for a furfag, if you ask me.

>>5385960

I hate hate hate threads like this one, for being cliche, done to death, and trollish.

...but your blog entry there made it all worth it.

/Pic = 3DPD

>>5385960
Is this a copypasta, or did this guy really attempt to make a catgirl?

>>5386266

Please engage your brain before saying moronic shit.

>>5386266
I wrote it just now, so it's not pasta.
But no, it's purely fiction, like everything on 4chan, I assure you.
I do not perform unsanctioned surgical operations on abducted young women.

>>5385960

in the cyborgs and/or advanced eugenics era, your dream will surely come true. so maybe you should switch your research into cryogenics, or anything similar wich guarantee your survival till the world is ready to offer us what we desperately need (pic very realted: Horo; what i need).

until then: keep on the good fight, bro; for a world of 3D moe and winged monkeys.

>>5386310
Assuming we make it that far. Not likely.

>>5386310
One could take that route. But isn't it better to be in the driver's seat? Why wait for others. Be a pioneer.

>>5386309
oh right you have to say that for legal reasons

Because I'm a selfish controlling sociopath with limited social skills, far more intelligence than any girl I've ever met in the age range, and have extremely unconventional beliefs. 2d is my only option.

Motherfuck, since when was the Waifu > 3D copypasta banned here?

>>5386330

yeah, well... of course following the DIY-explorer strategy is much more dignifying; but some goals may require of way too many previous smaller achievements, each one of them hard enough to consume one or more men's lifes altogheter.

so i guess yeah, you could keep on trying but, as you get older, it might be wise to have some sort of B-plan...

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>>5386432

old shit from last winter already is old.

I think Stephen Hawking talked about anime girls existing in different quantum string worldlines.

>>5386488

then we still have to wait until space-time travel trough wormwholes be not only theoretical.