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C. Head north into the sunflower field

E. Jump into the Lake.

>>5382036
You gather your belongings and head north into the sunflower field. What a wonderful place, nothing bad could ever happen there. As you trod through the field, crushing a few of the flowers underfoot, you notice out of the corner of your eye a few flying shapes, like tiny humans with wings. They look upon you with horror.

Options.
A. Continue
B. Turn back.
C. Write in (your choice)

A. Continue

Respawn if anything bad happens, right?

>>5382054
C. Jump into the Lake.

[H]Meet the maids.

C. Go back to the forest and fuck some trees

>>5382054
[X]Make your peace

C. Wank

>You won't need nVidia's Fermi where you're going

liberate tutemae ex inferis!

>"And you won't miss what I took, you won't need nVidia's Fermi where you're going."
No you monster !
How will I warm myself without my Fermi !?

>>5382062
You move on into the sunflower field. The fairies watch you before you disappear completely from their sight, their horrified expressions a clear danger sign that you promptly ignore.

Eventually, the sun begins to set on this strange new land. You begin to tire from walking through this endless sea of yellow and black.

Options:
A. Sleep in the sunflowers.
B. Attempt to start a campfire with the flowers.
C. Write in (Your choice)

>>5382091
C. Jump into the Lake.

B. Attempt to start a campfire with the flowers.

>>5382091
C. Rape the maids
C. Genuflect
C. Play survivorman/bear grillz

>>5382091
Fertilize the sunflowers.

A. please

>>5382091
B

>>5382091
Take out my Sanza, put on my IOSYS and
A) take a nap in the flowers

C. Power through and continue walking.

I HAVE AM NO MERE MAN, I AM A WIELDER OF THE HUMAN ABILITY KNOWN AS WILLPOWER. I SHALL PASS THROUGH THIS FIELD...AS A MAN!

Methinks writefriend is trying to tell us something...

>>5382098
YOU IDIOT!

A. Report the thread

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

TL;DR

Also.
>Find all the jewels and treasure
>Upgrade my M92 to Samurai Edge and S&W M29 to S&W M500
>Defeat Chen who'd turned into Kraken
>Defeat Ran who'd turned in Uroboros
>Meet Yukari
>Stab Yukari in the neck with aphrodisiac laced syringe
>Defeated Yukari after a time-limit battle inside volcano
>Get RPG-7
>Fired RPG-7
>Wait for tha choopa

Attempt to start a campflower with the fires.

C. Write in (Your choice)

(First come first serve, today, post quick!)

>>5382098
You decide that it would be safer to try and sleep with a fire. You snap some sunflowers to make a circle for you and your fire, piling the flower corpses in a criss-cross manner. Using your flint and steel, you set them alight.

The flowers sputter with fire and quickly are incinerated. The fire jumps to a low-growing sunflower, and in moments you see the fire rapidly spread through the field, a rolling firestorm devouring a sea of yellow. You run. You were only running for a few moments before a booming female voice proclaims,
"Stop where you stand, interloper!"

You stop, turning around to see a red and white-clad maiden flying towards you above the firestorm.

Options:
A. Wait for her to come closer and address you.
B. Run.
C. Write in.

C. Craft some silly hats with the sunflowers.

>>5382135
A

>>5382135
A

>>5382111
This. We are a manly man! Being tired is for frail women or lady boys!

D. Genuflect

>>5382138
>>5382143
You'd better hope she's in a good mood.

>>5382135
C. Throw ax at maiden.

>>5382135
C. Jump into the Lake.

First come first serve is bullshit

>>5382154
This actually seems appropriate.

>>5382156
no it isn't. but yes a better option would be a voting system

>>5382148
Her sunflowers are in flames. I don't think she'll be in a very good mood.

>>5382165
Then you BETTER fucking hope she's a rapist and not a murderer. or ATLEAST a bit forgiving...highly doubtful

There's no way this can end well

>>5382136
Oh boy, I can't wait to see what kind of silly hats writefriend can make for us!

>>5382138
The lady reaches you, only a few feet away. With a wave of her hand, the firestorm is gone, the flowers return to their healthy state, and the flowers you crushed underfoot are immediately resurrected.

"How dare you destroy my sunflower field." she says, shaking in rage, her parasol gently being spun.

"I meant no harm, I was only trying to-"

You never get to finish your sentence. The maiden points her parasol towards you, and you feel your body disintegrate.

You find yourself on a road, before you lies a great river, you feel you must cross it.

Options:
A. Cross the river.
B. Stop and examine the situation.
C. Write in.

>>5382162
Then C wouldn't be an option!
>>5382177
C. change clothes

>>5382177
B

>>5382177
C. Die

A. Cross the river.

>>5382169
thank >>5382098 for being an idiot.

A. The only sane answer.

>>5382187
Fuck you for making it first come first serve. That is the stupidest idea ever.

I think I see what's coming.

>>5382197
I'm not OP you dipshit.

B) chill at the river for a little while

do we still have the MP3 player? Can we still listen to IOSYS while we hang out?

>>5382177
C. Jump into the Lake.

Slight delay, internet issue.

>>5382228
C. look up

>You, a young lumberjack

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night, and he works all day!

C. Change clothes and wash the dirty set in the river

>>5382238
this

>>5382177
>you feel your body disintegrate.
Wait what happened?
Bad end?

>>5382254
You died. Welcome to Higan.

>>5382254
You wouldn't die even if they killed you.

>>5382254
You're at the Sanzu river. bad end not yet.

>>5382180
You stop, realizing that you should not be alive, or, atleast, aware. Upon looking over your own body, you find yourself to be a wispy, translucent being. Like an elongated white raindrop.

You have died.

The path calls out to you.

Continue onwards? Y/N

Alternatively, write in.

(Note: Write ins are even if they aren't first, as long as the write in is more fun to write about)

>>5382264
wonder up the riverbank

>>5382264
What happened with first come first served?

>>5382271
How can they change clothes if they're a ghost?

>>5382264
Jump into the Lake.

>>5382264
Y

>>5382264
Attempt to manipulate this now-formless body into various shapes.

>>5382277
Youmu does it!

>>5382264
You realizee that the river infront of you is the Sanzu river, you wait for Komachi, pursue Komachi rout

Attempt to manipulate this now-formless body into the shape of a dick.

>>5382271
just roll with it

OP: Y continue onward

>>5382287
This, maybe something intresting happens if we speak with Komachi.

>>5382282
You change your shape into a sperm.
>>5382268
You approach the river and begin to wander the edge of it. A voice calls out to you from the river, you turn your newfound body to see a red-haired girl rowing a boat over towards you.

Options:
A. Let her come, board the boat.
B. Don't board.
C. Write in.

>>5382305
Board the boat!!

>>5382305
C. Rape the Komachi

>>5382305
C. Jump into the Lake.

>>5382293
I feel betrayed.

sage for RP faggotry

>>5382305
I fucking love that strip, artist shoulda made more jokes.

>>5382305
We shoul board the boat and cross the river. Maybe we can find Youmu and rape Myon.

>>5382316
I feel betrayed by the entirety of my species every day of my life. What can I say. Want a hug?

>>5382305
Talk with Komachi.

[ ]Attempt to ford the river
[ ]Caulk wagon and float it across
[x]Take a ferry across
[ ]Wait to see if conditions improve

>>5382339
Ford the river
ALWAYS

>>5382330
Only if you're a girl.
My ideals don't allow me to hug another man unless he's family.

>>5382349
>He still isnt secure enough with his sexuality to hug other men

Attempt to fertilize Komachi.

>>5382353
I still won't hug you even if you try to >imply
something by me not hugging you, fag.

>>5382349
I-idiot! It's not like I wanted to hug you or anything...

Where is OP?

Maybe OP got tired of us because we ruined his story by being morons.

>>5382308
You board the boat.
"Welcome to the Sanzu river, my name is Komachi. Are you ready to depart?"
You nod your body, she pushes off from the shore.
"If you're here, you must have died. How did you die?"
You realize you don't know how to speak. After a few moments of effort, your voice comes from nowhere.
"I entered a sunflower field. Shortly after, a parasol-wielding maiden killed me."
The rowing girl holds back a laugh,
"You.. you seriously went into the garden of the sun? You?!"
You don't understand what is so funny.
"You humans sure are something. Don't you know that entering the sunflower field means assured death!?"
"No, I was dropped right next to it, I don't know anything about this place."
"Dropped?"
"I saw some eyes, and heard a voice, there were eyes everywhere, and she told me I was entering Gensokyo. I suddenly appeared next to the field, it looked safe."
She pauses for a moment.
"After you cross the Sanzu, the Yama will judge your fate. Yukari must have done this to you, the Yama will look favorable upon this. Do not be afraid." she says in a particularly sterile voice.
The boat touches the opposite shore of the river. You depart. Komachi bows to you, and pushes off the shore.

Options:
A. Continue onwards.
B. Write in.

>>5382375
Tickle Komachi!

>>5382375
>Dropped

>>5382379
You quickly re-board the boat and give Komachi a tickle. She falls off her boat.

>>5382375
B. Jump into the Lake.

>>5382383
try to help her out of the water!

>>5382375
Talk with Komachi for a bit.

>>5382387
You help Komachi out of the water. She smiles at you for your prank.

ROLEPLAYING AND CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE STORIES AREN'T AGAINST THE RULES AT AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>5382393
Talk to her before she departs

>>5382393
Smile back, thank her for the life, "See you around...maybe."

>>5382396
take it easy man.

>>5382393
Are you tired of making story?
These last seem too... short.

>>5382402
Lift damnit fuck argh, why do I make that typo every time.

>>5382393
Continue onwards

summer

>>5382349
Hey wait a minute, you're that Christfag from the other thread, aren't you.

People can bitch about CYOA when there's better threads around. If there isn't, then they can either make said better threads or shut up.
Or they can hide the thread and move on with their life.

>>5382390
I take it back >>5382402 is more heart warming

>>5382417
FACT: Sion-tier shitposting is better than CYOA threads

>>5382401
You address her before she heads off again.
"Before you leave, who is the Yama?"
"She is the divine being that will judge you for your sins. She will decide where you will go in the afterlife. Personally, I feel that shes going to put you in the Netherworld. Yuyuko will treat you well,"

>>5382405
I just had nothing else to add.

Options:
A. Leave Komachi
B. Pursue Komachi Route.

>>5382421
lol-no

>>5382423
B

>>5382415
Who?

>>5382423
A. find Yuyuko and use her to find Yukari and kill her

>>5382423
B

>>5382424
lol yes because it usually doesn't stay on the front page being shitty for hours

>>5382423
Komachi Route

>>5382423
A. Leave Komachi, the possibility of going to the netherworld sounds swell.

>>5382425
Komachi-route!

"Hey, Komachi.. was it?" Is it okay if I.. stay here with you for a while. I'm not ready to face the Yama."
She looks at you for a moment then smiles in understanding.
"If you need to take your time I understand. You can ride with me as a perform my duties."

Options:
A. Board the boat.
B. Decline, change your mind.

>>5382423
Pursue Komachi route!

>>5382439
A

But sir, CYOA threads are not allowed here (be they about Touhou or not).
In case you doubt me: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/360493

Huge shitstorms happened in the past because of them, so please consider stopping.

>assume the form of a dick, ask komachi to stroke you.

>>5382439
A!!

>>5382423
B. A girl on a boat is my dream waifu.

>>5382439
A board the boat, ask if she can give you a normal body again (so we can make out and stuff)

>>5382444
Wasn't that another MOD before the current one?

[X] Jump into the Lake.

>>5382444
It's time for that rule to be re-examined. Do you know why there was a huge shitstorm in the first place? Because the decision was very controversial, since the split between the supporters and the nay-sayers was basically even. I never supported that ban and neither did many other people here.

>>5382452
It doesn't matter, they're still not allowed here.

>>5382457
than report and leave it to the mods and wait warmly, knowing you're right.

>>5382452
Who knows. Either way, even if our maids and mods are invisible, I believe it would be better to not make CYOA-like threads on /jp/. Wasn't a board made for that after GM got banned?

>>5382453
...oh wow, I made that poorly edited image. That makes me sad.

>>5382456
This.
Oh, and Story, don't let this stop you from writing/posting. Break the barrier!

>Wasn't a board made for that
no

>>5382462
We don't have mods.

>>5382471
Yes. Touhou-project.

>>5382474
>Stop using this board to flood complaints about how you feel things are very unfair for you on the internet

>>5382474
/jp/ doesn't have a Mod monitoring the site, but they do show up when they see a Report in their Bins. it's up to them. but seriously, the amount of reports a day that /jp/ makes, I think that it has turned into a "Cry wolf" scenerio.

I'm ending the story, there is too much controversy over it. I'd rather not upset /jp/

>>5382474
He said board, not a sight, you fucking dipshit.

>>5382482
How does saying "we don't have mods" translate to that

>>5382497
>sight
Site. fucking delete timer.

>>5382487
You are correct, this has actually been confirmed by a mod. No I don't have the archive link. It happened on /a/. You know which mod I mean.

>>5382498
read the archive>>5382444

>>5382493
aww :(

>>5382471
Sorry, I worded it poorly - people actually stole a random Touhou board and started posting their stories there, but their admin thought it was okay and so it became okay.

>>5382474
We do, actually, once every two months I guess. Or more than that. But still, some mods eventually appear in /jp/.
And there's also our once-a-day meido who we all love.

>>5382493
Continue damnit! spit in the face of authority!(you only get banned for a few days.)

>>5382493
>I'd rather not upset /jp/
>Implying you actually give a fuck.

You have an excellent troll going here.

Do it. I would.

>>5382498
Whining about lack of moderation over every little thing instead of just ignoring what you don't like, translates to that.

I don't think you guys get this yet. Mods are here to remove CP and guro, and clean up /b/ raids. THAT'S IT. That's why moot doesn't have more on staff. They're not babysitters. Especially not in 2010, when none of them give a flying fuck anymore.

>>5382493
Why must you do this!?!?

you did it yesterday too!!
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5372886#p5373913

>>5382493

>>5382493
I'm not really against it; do what you want. Just keep in mind the fact that a random janitor may come out of nowhere and delete your thread, though.

>>5382513
I'm here to have fun and let you all have fun too. I can't do that if its being disputed.

It was fun, but unless there's an official statement about these kinds of threads in the future, this project is over.

Pray to our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
By the power of my prayers, the world shall be purged of sin, thus creating a paradise for all within.
lol fuck that, GENUFLECT

>>5382515
Mods and janitors are here to wipe off-topic content, too. Haven't you noticed how, sometimes, all those Sion-like threads are deleted and we lose three to five pages?
There were even occasions where they deleted troll posts inside threads.

>>5382502
oh wow, i was just speculating. on the cry wolf scenerio. I knew about the bin and site part.

>>5382529
Hey, at least post that image of cirno you posted in >>5382521's archived thread.
I don't have it.

>>5382534
It's up to the Janitor, or Mod too delete something, if one deems it as On-topic, it won't be questioned.

>>5382534
Again, its not about the thread being deleted or me being banned, it about you all having fun. If some of you are disputing the thread, it ruins it for everyone. Therefor , I will not continue since there is such heavy dispute.

>>5382539
Click the iqdb link that's near it.

>>5382550
Too much trouble.

[X] Attempt to hug China
Stepping forward, you embrace her tightly, before she can react, bringing her close to you. "Please, I really am sorry." You whisper gently into her ear, and hear a shocked intake of breath. However, she firmly pushes you back, looking straight at you with large, crystal blue eyes.
"No. Please, sir. Go inside." Much more powerful than you, you are shoved back more than a couple of paces, and stumble right into the mansion, and she shuts the doors in front of you. Perhaps you should have waited or talked with her more.
[ ] Drown your ronery tears in a bed, and sleep
[ ] Go to the library
[ ] Go into the basement
[ ] Go to Remilia's study
[ ] Find Sakuya
[ ] Jump into the lake

[X] Jump into the lake
Opening the doors once more, you rush past the surprised Meiling and dive straight into the lake. "FUCK THIS! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!" You sink like a fucking rock as you drop down to the bottom of the lake...
The lake wins again, Anon.
The lake wins fucking again.
---- BAD END ----

>>5382547
but..then you won't ever be able to complete your work.

it's usually only 1-2 people who disrupt it for everyone.

>>5382539
This one?

>>5382556
Yes.
Thank you.

>>5382547

It's just like 2 guys that are butthurt that this thread is pushing their metathreads past page 0.

>>5382553
This greatly pleases me

>>5382561
>durr hurr if u dont lik rolplayin then ur a metathred shitpost sion lovin nerd

>>5382554
It's almost always just 1-2 guys.
Anonymous posting just brings out the obsessed aspie in us all.

>>5382553
That egg-cooking mastery.
Good times.

Anonymous stood on the shore of the Scarlet Devil Lake, looking towards the horizon and beyond, deep in thought. A gentle breeze filled with flower petals caressed his face, as well as those he had come to call friends over these past five days. Meiling, the ever vigilant gate guard, Sakuya, the perfect maid, Cirno, the childish ice fairy, Keine, the scholar and protector of all humanity. Everyone had felt it, even the spirit of the lake herself, who had patiently waited for her love to return.

"I've spoken with Remilia. She says that she'll protect the Scarlet Devil Lake for as long as she lives, you have her word."

"Thank you, Anonymous. Now, even when I am gone, the lake will continue to thrive."

"That's right. But everything will be fine now... Everything..."

"Yes... But I am... A bit tired..."

"Rest, then. I will wait for you, so... Sleep as long as you like. I'll make you eggs for breakfast."

"I... Think I'd like that... Anonymous..."

The spirit closes her eyes, her radiant smile fading with the setting sun.

It is said that Anonymous shed a single tear. Every day, for the rest of his life, albeit the brief existence of a human, he would awaken at first light, prepare breakfast for two, and dine on the shores of the Scarlet Devil Lake.

>>5382570

Did I offend?

Calm down.

>>5382573
>omg my anime girlfrend is dead ;_;

>>5382580

>>5382572
I actually liked the times where Cirno was written to be Anonymous' best friend and tried to help him all the time.

Such a lovely tomboyish daughter, but then story turned into Mokou liver eating.

When you try to please everybody, you're always going to fail.

So just do what you enjoy, and flip everyone else.

>>5382585

Even without the image, my comment still stands.

Relax.

>>5382588
How did it go again? Mokou got annoyed because Anon wasn't talking too much to her or something like that, then FIRE PUNCH to the stomach and he somehow got skilled at cutting throats?

The last thing about the story I remember (that on Touhou-project already) was the time when Anon and Cirno went to a mansion where the Prismrivers were going to play.

This is why we can never have nice things.

>>5382594
This is /v/ tier posting my friend shouldn't you be asleep/on /v/ or did the vuvuzelas prevent you from going to sleep/posting on /v/

>>5382585
Are you frustrated?

>>5382604

Either you're actually butthurt or just "trolling" now. I'm not responding to your next post. Goodnight.

>>5382607
OWNED FOR LIFE NOOB
YOUR BUTT IS HURT SO HARD
ANON WINS AGAIN

Dammit I can't believe this thread is still alive. I was here when it was starting up and everyone was gang raping the writer for not going fast enough.

GJ

This makes me sad. These threads are so good. Why can't people who aren't interested simply ignore them and continue browsing? I just wanted Komachi to suck my ghostly appendage ;_;

>>5382611
quite arguing with yourself Anon.

>>5382619
because they like ruining the fun for everyone else.

>>5382599
I stopped following after Gensokyo Man left. We never made it to Alice's house, dammit.

And then wasted all our continues by jumping into the lake.

Wow.
Just wow.
So terrible, a thread that people were (seemingly) enjoying being dragged down into a pointless meta-discussion.
Such a waste.

>>5382619
A lot of people on this earth are just really uptight and angry. I never figured out why. It's sad, this is our sad reality of the human condition.

It was probably just three users at most too.

>>5382634

Really, it's just /jp/.

Don't know why I keep coming here.

>>5382619
Blame that mod, back then. We still don't know if they're allowed or not, even though it probably doesn't matter because our meido has been sleeping so much recently.

And well, given how it's highly unlikely that we'll ever get a mod or moot to say something about it... I say just go with it. But, uh. Didn't moot say threads like this are allowed on the text boards, though? Just make a thread on /anime/ and a thread linking to it here, then.

Well, May on Futaba has similar problems. But then again they have a roleplaying board.

quests are allowed on /tg/


in b4 1000 butthurt posts.

>>5382640
No, it's the whole planet. Trust me.

is this story guy Yumi?
haven't seen him in a while.

>>5382654

Why can't everyone just take it easy?

>>5382658
No, I'm Trap-ke.

Yeah,
In the future we should just host the threads themselves here:
http://www.touhou-project.com/th/
And leave the thread on /jp/ for free discussion on the story. Like a thread for a thread. That way we can keep the story thread itself free for just write-ins and votes, while keeping the /jp/ community involved.

>>5382649
/tg/ also had a simillar but less known split like we had with THP.
But unlike THP there are no redeeming factors associated with /tg/chan.
My opinion is that CYOA threads are ok buy the 'community' here may not agree with me.

At the very least these threads accomplished reminding (or introducing) people about TouhouProject. Maybe there will be more participation there from now on. That's an upside, to be sure.

>>5382670
WOW, IT'S STILL ALIVE.

And there you go, OP - try continuing your story there, then occasionally making a thread about it here, linking to that board or something like that. Just be careful with hiding janitors for whatever reason and the fact that /jp/ gets a lot more of children during the day, so you'll be bombarded with hate (a lot more than what this thread has).

>But unlike THP there are no redeeming factors associated with /tg/chan

It's funny because it's (mostly) true, there are a couple of good writer/drawers there.

>>5382640
/__/ is the new place to go, but I won't tell you that because I enjoy their relaxed nature too much to let you guys shit it up.

>>5382686
If you're implying /bun/ then fuck off, they suck.