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>>5379376

-1/584.2

in b4 QUALITY THREAD

>>5379402

You. Quick. Give ups Orin based porn.

posting mokou in a SA thread

>>5379407
I don't think that would be appropriate for this thread
orin just died of cancer ;_;

4chan: where the first word posted is autism, and then everyone knows what's going on.

Fresh dandy walfas candy

>>5379437

Fine. Yukari did...something. She's back now.

Or, whatever. Satroi based.

Just, something! I'm jonsing, man.

>>5379407
>Orin based porn
Please take an ESL class some time..

>>5379445
What do you mean?
Orin stock is best for porn soup.

Orin makes me crave a Spicy Chicken sandwich and a Frosty.

You're minding your own dang business in the park when you hear a soft "vvvvvring" sound behind you, followed by a thump, a grunt, and another, reversed "vvvvvring" shortly after. You turn around in fear, hoping that you're not about to be mugged by a man with a portal gun.
You aren't. Lying on the ground, injured, is Orin. She makes small mewling sounds and rubs her legs gently. "Owowowow.."
Do you:
[ ] PANIC
[ ] Don't panic, help Orin
[ ] Look for Yukari
[ ] Scream for Sanae
[ ] Scream like a little girl
[ ] other

How does Reisen go to school?

>>5379548
[X] Look for Yukari

>>5379558
Reisen goes to school by bus

>>5379548
I STILL don't trust you with Sanae, UBRY.
[x] Don't panic, help Orin

WALFAS DUMB, SMELLY CUM

>>5379548

[x] other: Fuck her while grabbing her ponytails and demanding she tell you who her daddy is

>>5379566
You inhale deeply, recovering from a nearly galactic-scale catastrophic mental malfunction. You quickly kneel down, rubbing Orin's head as you gently pick her up. You bring her over to some bushes, setting her down on a soft mat of decomposing leaves. "Mmmnn... Okuu?"
She opens her eyes. Orin quickly shuffles away in surprise, backing up against a tree. "God, you scared me! Who are you!?"
Do you:
[ ] Tell her who you are
[ ] Molest her in a very un-subtle way
[ ] Shout for Okuu
[ ] Scream for Sanae
[ ] other

>>5379646
I guess I'm not looking for yukari anymore

uh, [X] Shout for Okuu

[x] Tell her you are Okuu, black magic has transformed you into a man.

>>5379646

[x] Molest her in a very un-subtle way
[x] Shout for Okuu

in that order, please

AUTISM

>>5379352

Here, Anonymous, I made you a comic showing what happens next.

I thought autistics weren't capable of being creative.

>>5379659

I was the post below this. I vote for this. With the addendum that she be molested by imposter-man-Okuu

>>5379683
they aren't.

>>5379683
>touhou comics made with Walfas
>creative

>>5379702

>>5379646
[x] Tell her who you are, calm her down

>>5379362
What is?

>>5379694

Clearly you are unfamiliar with ZUN's great rival, Christian Weston Chandler.

Sonichu is moe~

>>5379666
the mark of the devil, i must obey
"Shh, it's just me, Okuu. Yukari turned me into a man." You reassure her. She doesn't seem very reassured. You crawl up to her, moving in closer. "Nothing matters right now. All that matters is... love." She hesitates, then relaxes. You lean in to plant a kiss on her soft lips, but you instead get a faceful of tree. Orin quickly jumps on your back, pressing you against the plant. "I've always dreamt of you being a man, Okuu.."
Do you:
[ ] Scream and freak out
[ ] Confess your undying love to Orin
[ ] Submit to the cat
[ ] Scream for Sanae
[ ] other
as if trolling meant something
She pins you down against the

"Shh, it's just me, Okuu. Yukari turned me into a man." You reassure her. She doesn't seem very reassured. You crawl up to her, moving in closer. "Nothing matters right now. All that matters is... love." She hesitates, then relaxes. You lean in to plant a kiss on her soft lips, but you instead get a faceful of tree. Orin quickly jumps on your back, pressing you against the plant. "I've always dreamt of you being a man, Okuu.."
Do you:
[ ] Scream and freak out
[ ] Confess your undying love to Orin
[ ] Submit to the cat
[ ] Scream for Sanae
[ ] other

>>5379737
Dang.
[x] Confess your undying love to Orin

>>5379745
[x] A cat is fine too

>>5379737
[X] other

bite her tail!

>>5379745
[X] Confess your undying love to Orin
[X] Submit to the cat

[x] assume womb-kissing position