/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sony's conference is tomorrow.
They wouldn't show AT3 in E3 anyway, but AT3 is almost confirmed to be getting an English release.

Sony is tomorrow. Nothing of /jp/'s interest has been announced.
Except for that cute loli demonstrating a game.

>>5377944
>Ar Tonelico 3
>implying shitty games get announced at E3

Maybe they could not completely fuck up the translation this time.

>>5377978
And you save images of it, Sion, what does that make you?
A fan of that whore and slut Luca apparently.

>>5377978
because bethesda's games never get announced at E3

>>5377978
>>Microsoft announcing their clone of the Sega Activator at E3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=780bIG6TXFk#t=0m25s

I think your theory just fell short, Sion.

>>5377961

I was under the impression that the developer had an Easter Egg on their website goading us to wait 'till E3 to find out "some kind of news" and next to the teaser there was a character from the game.

So nothing of interest? No JRPGs or fightans?

>>5377993
>implying I like Luca
At least she's still better than AT3 chars, except for maybe Saki's tits

>>5378009
Going to have to wait for TGS for those, bro.
E3 is all about shooters and motion controllers.

>>5378009
Nah, NISA is holding a press event on July 15th.

>>5378015
>Implying you don't, you slut-loving Sion
And Saki's tits are far and away the worst part of Saki. Your priorities are all wrong.

>>5378029
Luca's too much of a bitch for me to care about

And the only point of Saki is the tits since every other character is 10 year old otaku pandering lolishit

>>5377978

Yeah, except there's a thread on page 1 of /jp/ every day devoted to Ar Tonelico III so it's pretty fucking related, smartypants.

Sorry, I'm not a mouthbreathing FPS zombie like most of my fellow countrymen. Some of us actually don't enjoy military training in our gaming experience.

>>5378041
But you like the purple-haired bitch from that lousy Daimaou show, this should be no different.
Oh wait, it's the bust size, isn't it?
You're so simpleminded. You even say "lolishit" as though the two opposites come together to form a coherent word.

>>5378041
>>Sion insinuating that he is not a 10 year old otaku

>>5378021
>>5378027

Word. I'm kinda a dinosaur when it comes to console games. I have all the next-gen stuff but still find myself replaying shit on the PS2 or PC more often than not. I think the only console games I've purchased this year are Bayonetta, Record of Agarest War, No More Heroes II, Soul Silver and Sakura Wars.

>>5378048
>implying popular = good
>implying a small minority bumping threads over and over makes thing /jp/ related

>>5378071
More related than your autistic /a/ shitposting.

>>5378071
>>Microsuck failing yet again
>>Sion already preordering the new Danimals game

>>5378071

Sweet green text, Sion. Anyway, it's a JRPG, dude, and the meido doesn't delete the threads so like it or not it's been deemed related.

...also I liked the first two? Did you not? Did the third come out of nowhere and suck ass? Do you not like the genre? Are you just being a butthole?

>>5378079

>>5378079
But spamming /v/ content is ok then

Maybe we need some POKEMON THREADS up in here then because it's obviously /jp/ related

>>5378082
>Sonybro he has nothing to play on a 600 dollar console

I for one am very excited for Microsoft© Kinect© and the upcoming smash hit video game Kinectimals©

>>5378109
Ah shit nigga I'm gonna go start a SONIC ADVENTURE thread

Are you really still mad in the butt over this, Sion?

>>5378113
It seems really cute to be honest. I'd probably play it, and have lots of fun with my virtual animal friends.

>>5378119
Sion is Lord of Infinite Butthurt.

His ass is in such pain that its red glow pierces the night sky.

I am also excited for the upcoming SONIC FREE RIDERS© DEVELOPED BY SEGA© FOR THE MICROSOFT© KINECT©
THIS GAME WILL DEFINITELY RETURN SONIC TO HIS ROOTS

>>5378125
furry

>>5378109
>>insinuating that you will not be jumping around like an aspie playing you're Microsoft Activator and Disney animal kingdom adventure

Also I know you sold your PS3 to get more NEET funds.

>>5378192
Don't be jealous just cause Sion gets superior games that are compatible with the OFFICIAL MICROSOFT BRAND MICROSOFT KINECT

>>5378206
Where did you get that gif?
The artstyle is just like Skeet Fighter

>>5378192
>my face when ZUN!bar was seriously mad about buying his shitty console with no games

>>5378217
WELL I FOUND IT ON /v/ AND IT'S FROM THE OPENING TO STREET FIGHTER COLLAB AND SKEET FIGHTER IS FROM STREET FIGHTER COLLAB IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY

>>5378109

>>spamming /v/ content
>>creating thread about /jp/-related announcements at a video game conference.

I mean, OK? I know this sort of blurs the line between boards but I don't go to /v/... Under any circumstances... So... Yeah. We talkin' bout Flea Market... Montgomery.

...and you still didn't answer my question from before. In fact you keep changing your point so it's kinda hard to even make heads or tails of what you're even saying.

>>5378119
>>5378130

Right? CHILLAX, SION. Jesus. Someone just felt like griefing this afternoon, I guess. It's pretty related. Look at the name of the thread. I don't wanna hear about Call of Duty, nigga. I wanna hear about loliez as player-characters and if that's not /jp/-related then I am a monkey's uncle.

>>5378234
Proof that the /v/ spammers are actually underage

>>5378221
>>insinuating I won't be using the Sony Move to grope Saki's breasts while you're busy playing animal planet Microsoft games for young children

>>5378258

>>5378248

Oh, you're such a weiner.

I'm probably the oldest fucker on here, bro. You know not what you say. I will no longer be replying to you, you awesome poster, you.

It's been a while..

Obligatory Sion.png.

>>5378276
More recent pic.
>HE BOUGHT AN UPDATE THAT'S FREE FOR THE PC MASTER RACE!

>>5378109
$600? Try $300, autismbro. You know, like the same price as the new model 360 Microsoft unveiled today.

So did Nintendo announce anything useful?

>>5378307
E3 doesn't actually start until tomorrow, today was just Microsoft's press conference.

>>5378291

It doesn't need updated, apart from that one I took to show that Sion actually paid for DLC that's free on the PC. Honestly, who the fuck plays Valve games on an Xbox?

Sion is a casual gamer

i wish i had a ps3

>>5378307
Cockstrokers Wii
You're a prostitute in a Chinese brothel. You have a bad herpes flareup at the moment, so you can't pleasure men with your vagina or mouth. Instead, customers come at you, and you have to pleasure them with handjobs. Use your wiimote to simulate expert hand motions to stroke your customers to bliss. But beware. Different customers have different preferences. Some like it slow, some like it rough, and some big businessmen are in a hurry, so you have to be quick! If you don't earn enough money you are kicked out by the mistress and left homeless! Cockstrokers Wii. The next step in true realism.

Who cares because the games I care about will come out this month in case of Trinity Universe and next month there will be BlazBlue:CS

I love how Microsoft and Sony have to copy Nintendo's sensor shit even though it was a bad idea in the first place. I mean, the reason the Wii was winning the console wars must be because of that... Or at least according to the idiots at Microsoft and Sony.

>he hasn't played DORITOS DASH OF DESTRUCTION yet
Sion is a SUPER CASUAL GAMER

>>Sion selling his Playstation 3 so he could get the extra money to buy Xbox DLC that's free on the PC

>>5378341
No it's because it's cheap and makes games for kids. If you want to sell, make things for kids! Or make FPS for casual gamer 20-something who wish they were in the military. Both are equally cost-effective.

>>5378341
No it makes sense in the war over the casuals. Casuals love such shitty gadgets, just look at crapple and they are willing to buy a console just to be on the hip site of life

>>5378353
Exactly, I'm saying it's not because of the sensor shit that they were winning, and yet Microsoft and Sony copied that shit in hopes of doing better.
Consoles do better by attracting a larger demographic, which involves having non-gamers play.
Something like Dreamcast, which is a true gamers console, didn't do that great. But all the other shit sells like hot cakes.

>>5378366
They just want to brag to their friends. "Oh hey brah check this out"
"Oh is that the new thing I heard about?"
"Yeah look it does this. ZOMG isn't that neat?"
"Wow, technology is so cool"
"Iknorite"

It's not like they have any time to really play with the shit, since they have jobs and family and friends. But they have to spend their hard earned money on something, or else their wageslave, consumerist lifestyle loses all meaning.

>He thinks playing for fun is a bad thing!

>>5378258
>>5378268
Why would I ever play any of those shitty games so what's the point of those images

>>5378389

It is, you play only to win, only to humiliate your opponents, only to get the satisfying feeling of being superior to others, there is NO such thing as gaming for fun.

>>5378402
It's too late Sion, we already know you're a casual gamer who wears casual clothes and casual shoes. You didn't even play DORITOS DASH OF DESTRUCTION

>>5378405
Do you have something deep down that you have to prove? You should see a therapist.

>>5378405
I'm sorry your life is so miserable. Is there anything I can say to make you feel better?

>>5378402

>shitty games
>Plays Valve shooters on the Xbox along with garbage like MW2

Oh dear.

>>5378410
>my face when you weighed 350 pounds and played DRM-filled console ports on a PC

There's nothing wrong with the drive to become the strongest. It's a sign of a healthy and competitive mind and therefore the complete opposite to the neckbeard army of autistic child molesters found on a specific board on 4chan.

>>5378405
I think this is how most gamers actually feel. So aggressive~

>>5378427
Garou is a broken piece of shit
Some shitty shump
Another shitty shump that's apparently not even an accurate port

>>5378436
>most gamers
No, just tourneyfags. All of them.

>>5378428
>weeaboo jack ass calling PC gamers fat

wow, im glad i only clicked /jp/ by mistake, this shit is horrible

sion sion sion will you be my internet fuckbuddy

Sion, join your friends at #friendcircle

>>5378446
Garou is RADICAL and Terry's bustin up some wolfs in that game and it's got B. Jenet and Rock Howard who is awesome because he's like Geese + Terry put together
R-Type is the best game ever and if you disagree you are fat
I don't know how accurate the 360 port of Ikaruga is because I'm not autistic but I enjoyed it that's for sure

Sion, meet your end at #endcircle

>>5378475
Whoops I meant wolves whatever

>>5378475
>I'm not autistic

>>5378479

>>5378446
>>doesn't even have fast enough reflexes to beat a STG
>>has to settle with playing Valve console shooters instead

Anything yet from that new Monkey Paw company bringing over REAL Japanese games?

>>5378497
You have to actually be autistic to play shumps as "high-level" play is all memorization of patterns

>>5378520
But you don't have to be autistic to enjoy the genre

>>5378405
I approve of this

>>5378520
There could be something to that.

>>5378525
Oh, but you do have to be autistic to enjoy Touhou

>>5378553

>>5378567

I admit to playing online games for the sole purpose of making people rage. But that's only because I automatically assume that the other players are going to be doing the same. Fuck man, just main top tier characters and use the strongest weapons.

Why play for fun when you can drink the delicious tears of scrubs online?

>>5378520
>>typical fatty with poor reflexes excuse

Won't work on the ones with randomization.

Even if it was 100% memorization, then you should still be able to beat them. Unless you have ADHD of course or something (which I am sure you have).

>>5378634
>ADHD
(autistic dumb head dissorder)

>>5378634
Fuck you brah.
Don't be dissing ADHD when you obviously know nothing about it.

>>5378436
>>5378432
>>5378405
>>5378389

Call me casual but I only play console games for fun. I can't stand war games. I get a little competitive with fightans but all it takes is stepping into a tournament atmosphere to remind me that I'm not the greatest at those. I still find the games, fun, though.

I used to get kinda serious business on MMOs but as soon as I actually learned how to play my character the pressure was off and I became a more forgiving critic.

>>5378654
If I were you I wouldn't be so proud of having the attention span of a two year old.

Hey Sion, you autistic dumb head, aren't your fighting games just as pointlessly memorization games?

>>5378654
Know nothing about it? It's a fictional disorder created by doctors and the pharmaceutical industry to hook kids on prescriptions for what is essentially meth...

>>5378634
Why would I spend hours spergin out on how to memorize the patterns of a bunch of flashing dots. It would really be perfect for for ADD and asperger kids like you.

>>5378672
The same reason you spend hours spamming your flavor of the month /a/ images every day.

>>5378672
>He memorizes key input combinations because of his autism!

>>5378672
Because http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kitesEiS8a0

Sion = Wizard rank Autist

>>5378664
>>5378677
Fighting games are reactionary with little memorization. Try again Jones

>>5378694
Don't you have some frames to count, scrub?
Combos to memorize?

>>5378694
>K-ON shit
I am disappointed in you son
You are the fourth reincarnation of Musashi Gundoh, you should not be so lame

>>5378672
It doesn't take me hours. It only takes a few tries to beat a STG. If I spend hours on it then that means the game is awesome and I'm playing it over and over.

Maybe these games take a long time to beat for poor players though. I wouldn't know; I don't play Valve console shooters and pay for DLC freely available on the PC like you do.

>>5377944
AR TONELICANS!
I want this game...but not very badly. I was so hoping Cocona would be the main character.