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Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 03:42:55 2008 No.536414 [Reply] [Original]

Hello, /jp/. I am Blick Winkel. As a being with another... "perspective"... on your universe, I can give you information about time. Though I can give information about your future, at this moment I am not offering my services in history-modification.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:43:02 2008 No.536419 hi keine

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:44:38 2008 No.536422 Who is John Titor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:44:47 2008 No.536423 will you have sex with me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:45:47 2008 No.536431 File: 16 KB, 266x267, 1209527147993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the seven secret spices used in the chicken batter at LeMU?

Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 03:47:19 2008 No.536438

>>536422

He is not a real time traveler. He is quite creative though, and I applaud him for his mildly interesting fictions. The number of people he has managed to convince speaks highly of his abilities... and not very highly for those people.

>>536423

As a being not of this dimension, I cannot have sex per se, though if I inhabited someone you could have sex with them and therefore indirectly with me. However, I am not offering such services at that time, and additionally I would insist that person I inhabit would have to agree to such a thing. No loli raep.

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 03:48:03 2008 No.536446 >>536438 DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS LOLI RAEP FOR EVERYONE

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 03:48:13 2008 No.536439 >>536431 Do you mean the secret spice that Tsugumi dubbed to taste like "pizza"? I believe that had a lot more than 7 ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:48:51 2008 No.536444 WHAT IS THE COLONEL'S SECRET RECIPE?

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 03:50:26 2008 No.536459 >>536444 Mustard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:51:13 2008 No.536463 File: 16 KB, 300x300, 1209527473666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>536459 USO DA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:52:29 2008 No.536471 >>536463 Kenta-Kuuuuu~n!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:54:47 2008 No.536490 who are the patriots

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 03:55:48 2008 No.536500 >>536490 18-1

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:55:59 2008 No.536505 File: 19 KB, 300x300, 1209527759555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>536500

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:56:14 2008 No.536506 Can you hear me now?

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 03:56:37 2008 No.536508 >>536506 "Now" is a meaningless word to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:57:46 2008 No.536518 >>536508 Could you hear me then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:58:26 2008 No.536525 did you pop coco's cherry yet

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 03:59:21 2008 No.536533 >>536518 Good! >>536525 That's not my job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:00:54 2008 No.536549 If you and Skeets raced through time to find Rip Hunter, which one of you would win?

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 04:02:39 2008 No.536555 >>536549 Meaningless question. I do not travel in time; I merely change perspectives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:03:20 2008 No.536561 >>536555 So... you're completely useless then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:03:47 2008 No.536562 >>536555 Skeets wins.

Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 04:05:38 2008 No.536571

>>536561

No, by comparison, Skeets is completely useless. Anyone who originates from an ordinary timeline must, by definition, have their existence depend on that timeline; they can be removed from existence simply by the appropriate action before their birth or creation.

I, on the other hand, cannot be removed as such; regardless of my actions on any timeline, I am not subject to time paradoxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:06:25 2008 No.536578 >>536571 Are you a cat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:07:56 2008 No.536581 I'm from the 11th dimension, suck it.

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 04:08:16 2008 No.536584 File: 107 KB, 574x346, 1209528496942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>536578 There are those who have compared me to such a creature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:08:29 2008 No.536585 >>536571 Skeets still wins. You can join Waverider in the loser's circle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:10:20 2008 No.536599 >>536584 So if you say you aren't subject to paradoxes, then what would happen if I put you in a box?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:10:59 2008 No.536603 Okay, so you won't have sex with me. Will you at least watch me jerk off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 04:11:12 2008 No.536605 >>536584 So if you say you aren't subject to paradoxes, then what would happen if I put you in a box?

>>	Blick Winkel Wed Apr 30 04:12:36 2008 No.536617 >>536605 My wavefunction would still extend beyond the bounds of the box.

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