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Ran

Sanae because I know we will never be poor

>>5365415
She's so nutritious.

>>5365415
>>5365425

IF RAN WAS MY MOTHER, EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE!!

>>5365415
I think you're secretly a furry who wishes he'd inherit Ran's fox tails and ears.

>>5365442
No. She just has that "motherly" quality.

i wish rinnosuke was my dad

>>5365465
but then you'd always have Yukari stopping by to bother you and Marisa would steal your toys.

Only sane choice

Yuka, or maybe Yuugi...

>>5365491
> Yuugi

you're so going to end up a retard from fetal alcohol syndrome

>>5365485
This.

>>5365451
you just wanna be a child and suck on her titties

>>5365506
I didn't even think about that. I just wanted an abusive mother

The only sane choice

Tewi. Imagine how many amazing qualities you'd have with all that luck.

If I pick Kanako, can Sanae be my sister?

>>5365541
Why would you want that? All your friends are gonna be like "Dude I fucked your sister, man she knows how to handle a dick" and you'll rage.

No one ever picks me.

>>5365553
I would have turned her away from the path of the slut as her loving oniichan.

>>5365553
And then I'd beat the shit out of them for implying my sister is a slut.
Because she's not.

Imagine being Cirno's opening to the harsh realities of the world

>>5365569
Imagine Cirno's opening.

>>5365569
I have this cute image of a slightly older Cirno with a little boy saying "I am strongest!" while doing a Kamen Rider pose while the child mimics her.

If Yuka were my mom...

>>5365558
Thats because I don't want you to be my mother, I want you to be my love slave and I think incest is wrong.

Mother Shinki is the best.

>>5365599
Nah, you wouldn't be able to get away with anything

>>5365613
Shinki not Shiki.

>>5365613
This is also why Satori would be The Worst Mom

>>5365613
For the record, this is Shinki.
Just making sure.

>>5365629
>>5365631
Damn, misreading stuff at 3 AM, my bad.

>>5365580
post it

>>5365642
I meant mental image, sorry

Maybe if she raised me, I'd be less of a douche bag.

I have two moms

Alicia

I do believe that Ran is the best mother in whole Gensokyo.

Kogasa, It would be fun I think to have her as a mom.

What's that mom? You want a footrub?

Reimu. Yes, Reimu.

>>5365708
She has no feet.

>>5365712
I bet you'll steal her panties from the laundry hamper and masturbate with them, WON'T YOU?

Can I pick a lolimom? Is that something I'm allowed to do?

>>5365712
very good

>>5365732
I don't think undead can have children.

>>5365729
Uh, yeah? That's standard operating procedure.

>>5365732

Yummy.

>>5365712
Can you picture it now? Momma Reimu taking you with her, purposely making you both look pitiful and panhandling for donations, preying on people who feel sorry for a young mother and her child?

>>5365529
Dunno, Alice would probably be a loving mother most of the time, but occasionally do weird experiments on you and tie little strings around your dick.
Similar with Reisen, she'd probably be a very good, carign mother most of the time, but when the occasional fit of insanity hits, you're done for.

I'd go for Yuyuko. Delicious hedonism all day long, and maybe I get to fuck Youmu every now and then.

>>5365745
I don't think youkai can have human children, but the premise of this thread seems to be to disregard that.

>>5365761
If you were their children, you wouldn't be human.

Or maybe they adopted us.

>>5365761
No one said you'd be human.

Also theres half humans in Gensokyo

Suwako's already had (at least) one child.

>>5365761
Rinnosuke is a half-Youkai thing.

I can't think of any greater possibility.

>>5365796
Loli Suwacko breastfeeding her child. That might be hot.

Yukari for my mother
Yuuka for my father

Yamame.
Keeps me healthy as in not-ill.
I have no sexual interest in her.
That's about the only logical and problem free choice I can make.

>>5365830
>>5365796

Would you like to share your mother love with your 356 brother and sister? Remember that frogs lay more than hundred eggs.

>>5365869
Frogs are always cool.

>>5365896
I chuckled.

I want Parsee to be my Mum and Yuugi would be my Papa.

Damn it, OP. I know it's unrelated to the whole thread but that picture makes me want to have hobbies.

In a club with my Touhous. ;_;

Rumia. She is not very popular, but she is a god tier.

eirin is the perfect mother,

and youmu as a sister, so i can wincest her

Shinki, look at how proper her daughter turned out to be.

>>5367828
goddamn, why school have such shitty club ?

Ran already has experience being a mommy, so she's the best choice.

>>5367858
My school didn't even HAVE clubs.

Is there a version of the OP image on Danbooru with translations? I want to see what they all are.

>>5367860
That's repulsive

Also Flan would make the best mother

I'd like her to shave my neckbeard with her knives, a godly feeling I'm sure.

On the other hand, if Sakuya was my mother, she would be very disappoint in me for leeching on her. I wonder if she would kill me.

>>5367858
What? That's like every imaginable club and they're shitty? What's a good club?

Yugi, utsuho, or Cirno.

Suika

She could fulfill the lolicon & incest fantasies and be the abusive alcoholic father I never had.

>>5367892
" Mama Raaaan~! I got an A on my spelling test today!"

>>5368000
"Just an A you're a stupid bitch!"

"Now go outside i have male company over!"

Yuuka. Yuyuko.

>>5368006

>>5368022
"Stop crying!Arrghhh why can't you be like Chen!"

>>5368022

God damn girl, how are old are you and you're still crying

>>5368036

It's not like Chen has it easy herself..

where is marisa in op's pic

>>5368064
"Now Chen you want to come meet my company?"

"He likes you're type too."

>>5368072
>Bad Ending No. 01
>Try normal mode!

>>5368072
"Ran-mama what is in between his legs?"

"Chen go ask him and find out he might even let you touch it.Fufufu."

>>5368087
You mean good end.

>>5367922
my school only have a dance club and journalist club, how should i feel right now ?

>>5368118
No, it's a bad end.

If you had done better on your spelling test maybe your mother wouldn't be a trashy alcoholic single parent.

>>5368108
"Ran-Mama it squirted a little and it hit my face"

"Oi Chen i see ya got him excited now I'll finish the job"

>>5368126
>If you had done better on your spelling test maybe your mother wouldn't be a trashy alcoholic single parent.
I wish I had had a teacher who said things like that.

>>5368138
"Ran-mama that looks kinda fun can i try?"

"Sure Chen we can both take turns"

What the fuck are you doing?

>>5368153
He's roleplaying. That means you can report him.

Please call the police warmly as creepy virgins are roleplaying.

>>5368159
I'm curious to how it'll end, though

>>5368169
Yukari reports it to the police, Ran loses custody of the kids and goes to prison and Yukari and Chen have to go live with their biological father Unzan and suffer as he beats his stepwife Ichirin and sexually abuses Yukari and Chen.

>>5368169

"Wow look at your gun, it's so polished and huge an-"

BAM!

"Ran-mama!!! What did you do to ma-"

BAM BAM!

Mokou would make the best mom, teaching you how to be bad-ass and loves you tenderly.

If you didn't pick Kanako, Yuuka or Yugi you are a faggot.

>>5368190
"Mommy acts tough but she is really a crybaby bitch"

>>5368181
>>5368182
Both those endings made me feel bad for Chen

>>5368204
True ending
Chen becomes pregenant and 9 months later baby Roku is born and Yukari is kicked out of the house.

>>5368201
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

>>5368209
Because a cat can give birth to a tanuki. I see it now.

>>5368209

Truer End
Chen dies at child birthing and the baby dies after three days.

You want Reimu to come back MOKO-TAN!?

Sick of being bossed around by Yukari, Ran ties up Ran and Chen and forces them into diapers and locks them in cages in the basement.

Everyday after Ran is finished running Gensokyo, she goes to the basement to visit her pets, who are always happy to see her and hug her soft tails, as they are the only warmth they get after sleeping on the cold concrete floor.

>>5368215
Magic.

>>5368209
Well, there's a fork here:
Option 1: Report it to the police
>>5368181
Option 2: Stay quiet
Stuff like that keeps happening, Ran gets deeper into debt and selling her and her daughters' bodies isn't helping to keep up her payments, Yukari wakes up one morning and gets herself ready for school and goes downstairs to find Ran in the kitchen on the ground in a pool of her own bloody vomit, dead from an overdose.

>>5368209
Then Roku becomes the perfect daughter and makes Ran miss Yukari.

>>5368224

>Sick of being bossed around by Yukari
>Ran ties up Ran and Chen
>Ran ties up Ran

>>5368237

>>>5368224
>Ran ties up Ran and Chen

What are you doing Ran

>>5368233
>Yukari wakes up one morning and gets herself ready for school and goes downstairs to find Ran in the kitchen on the ground in a pool of her own bloody vomit, dead from an overdose.
Fast forward twenty years:

DON ORANGE

>>5368233
Option 1 would lead to Chen being placed in Foster care with an abusive, sexually deviant stepfather.

And Option 2 would turn her some sort of slutty sociopath and force her deeper and deeper into the realm of prostitution to pay for all the debts made by Mama-Ran. She could either end up mind-broken or become some weird whore-themed Batman.

>>5368236
The ran runs through the city screaming

"Yukari!!!Yukari!!!I'm sorry!"

She finds her under a bridge with a beautiful green-eyed blonde woman.Ran apologizes and says she will do better and then happy end time.

This thread is getting sad and creepy.

>>5368233
And one day, Yukari learns magic, becomes a youkai through the use of magic, becomes incredibly powerful, moves to Gensokyo, and takes on shikigami named Ran and Chen in memory of her human family?

>>5368254
And the green-eyed woman turn out to be a millionare that just loves her bridge and cannot part with it.So she pays off all of Ran-mama's debt.

goddamnit /jp/

I was in a good mood today, and then I read this.

>>5368270

However it turns out the money was counterfeit so the loan sharks come to take the girls and sell their body to disgusting, balding old men.

>>5368260
Someone is holding on to the gap behind Yukari, who is that?

>>5368270
And her debtors realize they can just squeeze more and more money from this eccentric millionaire. Eventually she is left with nothing but rags and even has to sell her bridge. She flees the city and lives underground where the mob can't find her.

>>5368275
It turns out that the green-eyed woman lied because Ran-mama seduced her husband.

>>5368277
Me.

This story is getting good.

>>5368290

Meanwhile at some distance away a dark figure was watching all this and smiling...

Patchouli would make an epic grandpa.

"SONNY-BOY! Get me my meds, mukyu!~"

>>5368290
So she decided to ruin her life from the inside and made a deal with Yukari.

Eventually social services realize that Unzan is abusing teenage Yukari and young Chen and they are passed between various foster parents, none of whom they get along with. Completely alienated by the world, Chen imagines a new world where her older sister and Ran are always happy and where everyone they meet is friendly, and none of them have those yucky things between their legs that hurt Ran-mama so much sometimes.

>>5368312
That figure was a local School girl/Miko everyone loved her because she was shy and sweet...but in truth she loved causing trouble and murder and only one person knew about this her "friend" Kogasa.

>>5368292
oh fuck

>>5368321
> none of them have those yucky things between their legs that hurt Ran-mama so much sometimes.
Touche.

>>5368321
and then the camera pans out and we see Chen in a hospital bed. The happy Gensokyo where the Yakumo family were always together was all her dream...

>>5368323
Kogasa was in love with the girl.She would not even leave her when she beat her and cut her with glass.

>>5368343
A sweet girl named Tenshi noticed this and could not help but cry for this young lady.

best mom for engeneer could be Nitori ...

>>5368236
Then 4 months later Roku dies of an unknown illness and Chen locks her self in her room and commits suicide.

Yuka or Ran or maybe Kanako.

But I would have serious incest issues.

>>5368392
Reminds me of KEY.

>>5368402
You have serious incest issues no matter who your mother is. It just depends on whether she's desirable to make it conscious and not subconscious

considering I have fapped to all of them and seen them all in /d/ related things, I'm not sure I want to have any of them being related to me in any way other than waifu

>>5368447
If my mother was a single beautiful pretty much never aging youkai I'd have /d/ sex with her every day.

>>5365558
see(>>5367810)

>>5368064
This picture....;_;

>>5365424
But then you wouldn't know who your father was.

>>5368402

Actually Yuuka could barely be considered a parent at all. During the pregnancy her womb is a hostile environment that constantly attacks the clutch of children growing within her, the weakest die and are consumed by their siblings who are also fighting each other during the entire ordeal.

During birth Yuuka will go into a berserk rage and start attacking the children as they fight their way out of her body, the babies must fend off their mother and escape to where she cannot hunt them down. Best chances for survival are with those born in the middle, the first is sure to die and so is the last, however those born not too early or too late might be able to sneak off while the mother is preoccupied with those that preceded them.

This aggressive instinct ensures only the strongest children survive to become adults, the new born children are capable of fending for themselves (assuming they survive their mother) immediately.

Yuuka has given birth no less than four times by four different fathers (the male is often killed after the deed), none of her children have survived to adulthood to this day.

>>5368571
That's horrible. You're horrible.

>>5368571
Hmm? No, that's Yamame, dear. The spider.

>>5368571
I...

Wow.

>>5368653
Yamame loves every one of her children and I won't hear a single word otherwise.

Youmu. I think it would be cool to learn all that crazy samurai shit and inherit the Kompaku name. She'd probably be the serious, no-fun allowed mom, but I'm sure that fun times would be had with aunt Yuyuko.

And I think my life would be blissful If I had been born and raised in Hakugyokurou. Where I'd spend the rest of my days, just chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool, sparring with Youmu outside the school.

Byakuren would give way more attention to anything but her daughter/son.
Shikieiki would be way too close minded and would be too traditional.
Yukari wouldn't help in anything.
Suika/Yuuka would always be drunk.

I'd probably go along with Keine, Murasa or Satori.

>>5368653
No, she gives birth to about 200 children who then stick on her back and slowly eat her until they're grown up.

>>5368677
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

>>5368653
>red eyed jealousy

>>5368689

What do you think is under that poofy skirt?

Hundreds of babies gnawing on her legs.

>>5368355
I like seeing Tenshi potrayed as a nice girl.

>>5368701
Close, but it's just one.

don't you wish that yamame kept you close to her under her skirt /jp/

>>5368571

>>5368745
Yes ;_;

>>5368392
Bump i want someone to finish this.