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>> No.5361761
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5361761

Whew, good thing I'm not Anonymous.

>> No.5361778

in most of the doujins that I read about her she does.

>> No.5361781

>>5361749
>if your waifu existed
Well duh, she doesn't, that's the point.

>> No.5361792
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Fucking trollkastel!!

>> No.5361812

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Splendid! Just the way it should be! Now come! Let me show you the splendor of loneliness!

>> No.5361831

Bullshit, my waifu loves me.

>> No.5361833

>>5361831
Prove it.

>> No.5361847
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5361847

Why would a question be in red text?

>> No.5361858
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trollphone...

>> No.5361859
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Even if no one else believes...no, because no one else believes in their waifus, I will!

>> No.5361868

I will fuck your shit up, Bern

>> No.5361869
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Hey anonymous. You waifu loves the protag, not you.

>> No.5361873
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>>5361859
Your waifu is just an image file, a video file at best.

>> No.5361878

Shut up! You're nothing but stuffed toys.

My waifu lives in my heart!

>> No.5361881

Bern IS my waifu. What now

>> No.5361886

>>5361869
Source?

>> No.5361897

>>5361886
Otaku no musume-san.

>> No.5361898
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>>5361878
She doesn't exist. Your waifu was created just so the author and publisher would profit from her by sad saps like you buying merchendise.

>> No.5361904

>>5361847
Pretty much anything can be said in the red as long as it isn't false. In fact, it's probably a better way to think of red as something that isn't false, rather than true.

For example, I can say >>>/rs/God_exists , because it's impossible to falsify that claim. Even though it isn't necessarily true, it isn't false either.

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>>5361881

>> No.5361913

>>5361904
You can't say that in red, since it's forbidden by its own rules.

>> No.5361915

>>5361881
You become a hamburger to amuse her.

>> No.5361917

Someone post the really weird Bernkastel one where she's kind of sticking her jaw out, or that's what it looks like. She makes the expression when she's really miffed.

>> No.5361926

>>5361911

very cute blushing sweetie

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>>5361917

>> No.5361932

>>5361927
thank you.

>> No.5362038

Who is the bigger troll Bern or Jessica?

>> No.5362046

>>5361898
Who ever said that we bought it? Anonymous is a cheap pirate by default.

>> No.5362050

shut the fuck up you witch slut

>> No.5362071
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>>5361749
Ha! The jokes on you OP! My waifu wouldn't even exist in the 1st place!

>> No.5362078

Hey Bern, can I put it in your ass without lubing up and fuck you really hard?

>> No.5362095

>>5362078
She'd probably do the same to you.

>> No.5362104

>>5362095
Stoopid weak female is weak and stoopid. I think not.

>> No.5362184

fuck is up with all these Rikas confusing me. If Rika is mai waifu are they all mai waifus?

>> No.5362228

>>5362184
Yes, and that's a bad thing.

>> No.5362240

>>5362228

but I think they are all cute

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>> No.5362378
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>> No.5362402

so am I not the only one who finds their faces erotic?

>> No.5362422
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>>5362402
I only find Beato erotic. I'm not exactly sure why.

>> No.5362454

>>5362402
Print off a pic of bern, jizz on her face and post pix for max profit.

>> No.5362547

Bern, you didn't answer my question, you stupid bitch.

>> No.5362557

OOPS.

>>5362547
here
>>5362078

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>>5362547

>> No.5362725

But Bern...YOU are my waifu. And I love you because you make it painfully obvious that you don't love me.

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>>5362725

>> No.5362756

Wait, then... aren't YOU just a 2D image?

>> No.5362763

>>5362707

mine is big though, it shall tear you in two

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>>5362741
>>5362725

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I can see you really don't have a better thing to do, Lady Bernkastel, since you're on /jp/ too...

>> No.5363555

>>5362707
We're gonna play a fun game...

it's called...

RIP BERN'S ASS TO SHREDS WITH MY HUEG PENIS

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>> No.5364205

>>5363555
see
>>5362707

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