/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She fell down the stairs.

>>5360242
Do I look like an idiot to you, smartass?

It's hemorrhoids, I'll be sure to rub cream on her.

She masturbates and tried something new, but failed, as you can plainly see.

Some sicko put a needle in a movie theater seat.

She accidentally sat on something very hot.

You want to explain to me why this little girl is so horny, /jp/?

I've got a plan set up so you can go with me to Comiket.

Her butt isn't nearly as sore as this little girl's.

>>5360275
Oh you...

Anal fissure.

Too much dicking.

You want to explain to me why my pudding is missing, /jp/?

I've got a pair of knuckles just itching to go into your face.

sauce?

>>5360291
A nigga gotta eat sometimes.

>>5360275
Looks shopped.

That girl tried posting on /jp/ but got owned hard by suigin, making her extremely butthurt.

>>5360275
Oh wow, that girl is shitting out a bald man.

I thought I saw it all.

>>5360303
No it doesn't.

>>5360294
Sauce is /jp/ all day everyday.

Ever had bad diarrhea after eating something spicy?
Your butt sure as hell isn't feeling good after the ordeal.

>>5360318

I find the mild residual burning feeling and sustained warmth in the perianal area pleasantly relaxing and arousing.

>>5360318
Tell me about it. It gets really sore and it burns like hell.
I really hope thats not what the little girl is going through. Nasty shit.

>>5360275
Is this CP?

>>5360318
Sounds like you have an intestinal infection or a really shitty diet if spicy food gives you diarrhea.

Then again, my shit is bright green so I'm not one to talk. Goddamn grape drink mix.

>>5360318
I love that feeling, actually.

>>5360359
It might be.

>>5360240
Ate too much chili yesterday.

>>5360370
You're disgusting!

No, I don't get burning diarrhea or hemroids. Work on your diet or something guys, really.

>>5360318
Mad Dog 357 hot sauce. 357,000 scoville units of heat, and the worst part of it is the morning after.

>>5360367

I kissed her sigmoid colon with my penis

True NEETs get hemorrhoids from sitting down all day

>>5360395
That's not what gives you hemorrhoids

I tried working out yesterday for the first time in years, 5 hours later I get violent diarrhea that is still with me right now.

I guess it's a sign that I'm meant to be a skinny faggot for life.

I started cycling again yesterday so my ass is actually kinda sore.

>>5360380
I drink lots of water and eat brown rice and white meat everyday (chicken/fish) and I still suffer from hemorrhoids, once in 2 weeks/1 month or so.

I've been a TRUENEETderp for 4 years, but only in 2010 that I started suffering from hemorrhoids.

I don't believe it's totally diet related.

>>5360440
Sometimes, it happens for no reason. High blood pressure, constipation, straining, and poor fiber intake can contribute.

>>5360440
Try eating oatmeal then, you need soluable fiber too. I used to have a hemorrhoid problem before I really worked on my diet. It's just because your bowls are clogged up, or you have cancer, those are the only reasons it happens. Even before I was NEET I worked in a programming job, so I literally have been sitting all day for years, whether employed or not. I found a good balanced diet and I haven't had any problems with hemorrhoids in a long time.

I was shitting blood for some unknown reason for a couple of days so I went to the doctor to get it checked out.
Now I can proudly say that I've had an old mans fingers stuffed in my asshole. He gave it a good feel too.
I still don't know what caused it. Probably cancer.

Sometimes I like to shove me finger deep in my ass and wipe it off on the side of my monitor's screen.

Maybe that's what she did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BredB1eF7q8

I've suffered from chronic constipation most of my life. Got checked for celiac recently, and it turns out I don't have it. Getting an endoscopy in a month or two.

>>5360503
I've heard of that. Some people's bowels just weaken and stop working for no reason. What a terrible condition.

>>5360484
Why is cancer related to hemorrhoids? Pardon the ignorance.

>>5360486
That's just typical NEET paranoia. Most of us are too young to have developed cancer, or something.

>>5360522
Tumors inside the colon/rectum congest it and put irregular pressure on your muscles from the inside (which is why hemorrhoids occur)

You guys are small time, one of the suction holes in my pool sucked out half of my intestines as a kid.

>>5360503
>Getting an endoscopy in a month or two.
With any luck, you'll get a Japanese ninja girl as your doctor.

>>5360549
did it feel good?

>>5360549

Aw man, you too? Luckily I had it photographed. Wanna see?

>>5360549
I know that copypasta.

>>5360549
Even if you're just making that up, please tell us more.

Because she had anal sex with her brother in some Inuboshi doujin.

>>5360567
I orgasmed as it happened since it was rubbing against my prostate as it went out, but it was also the most painful experience I've ever had because my intestines were being ripped out of me. It's hard to describe.

>>5360549
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,340332,00.html

>>5360579
My parents came home and found me passed out hugging the side of the pool, called 911, and had my half my intestines removed.

>>5360603
>"The world's less better off without Abigail Taylor," Bennett said.

Wait...wut?

I'm afraid I might have hypothyroidism. And I'm not even 20 yet. FML.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothyroidism#Signs_and_symptoms

>>5360367
sauce?
TmTa gives too many results.

>>5360632
I'm 25, and I have it. I was diagnosed last year. They've been upping the dosage on my pills every 6 weeks, but my levels are still way above what they should be.

>>5360240
Because she got trolled.

Ba-dum-psh

>>5360632
I thought I had that for awhile. Turns out it can actually be kicked off by adrenal problems. Which result sometimes from too much stress, not sleeping enough, too much sugar and caffeine etc. You might be able to reverse whatever symptoms you have without getting on meds for the rest of your life. Good luck.

>>5360658
Has your life improved significantly since taking the meds? What were the major differences? If you don't mind telling me, of course.

>>5360658
Consider Armour if you're not on that already.

>>5360686
It really hasn't improved at all. I've had depression for years, and when i was diagnosed with hypothyroidism the doctor thought that it could've been a cause. Apparently not, since I feel worse than ever and the pills don't seem to be helping at all. I've put on weight, since I'm always really hungry, even shortly after eating huge amounts. Shit sucks, I'm supposed to go have my blood tested again in two weeks or so.

>>5360367
>>5360367
>>5360367

SAUCE

>>5360755
Looks like Kamirenjaku's art. Look up "Kanpei Kamirenjaku"

>>5360777
>Kamirenjaku
Also, his doujins are fucked up.

>>5360709
Doctors will just scam you perpetually. Those synthetic hormones won't do shit. You need to explore other options instead of just depending blindly on doctors. Not all of them take the Hippocratic Oath to heart.

>>5360777
>Kanpei
Sorry, Sanpei.

>>5360784
Fucked up is a really odd way of saying incredible.
The humor is insane, the art is very nice, and everyone in his manga loves the cock, even the people with cocks.

>>5360240

She has a prostate infection.

>>5360240
Source?

>>5360789

In the UK, doctors don't have to take the Hippocratic oath at all.

>>5360877
Inuboshi - Level Up Chiichan!
Its in his newest collection, Oniichan Ga Suki.

>>5360926
Thank you!

>>5360777
Specifically the doujin is called "Take me to Ariake," the story of a young girl and her lesbian friend who fuck a fujoshi who may or may not be a legendary whateverthefuck. Its a pretty hilarious read when you're not masturbating to it.