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5355888 No.5355888 [Reply] [Original]

I am your god.

>> No.5355901

I can give you few bottles of best bear I can find as an offering.
You fine with that??

>> No.5355904

>>5355901
>best bear

>> No.5355921

But you're my bitch, because I have a website with all your endings up.

>> No.5355937

>>5355904
What do you drink? Whiskey? Lager? Tequila no chaser? You think you're "hardcore" for that shit?

Well guess what. Real badasses drink bottled bear. That shit will literally tear your throat up.

>> No.5355949

>>5355937
he's saying you spelled Beer wrong.

>> No.5355961

>>5355937
>bottled bear
Just when you thought bears couldn't get any more deadly, now they come in convenient bottled envelopes of furry clawy death!

>> No.5355969

>>5355937
also, you are not badass until you've drunk your beer warm.

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5355971

zuuuuuun

>> No.5355991

>>5355969
>>5355949
Joke
---------------
Your head

>> No.5356012
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>>5355904
>>5355949

The joke is that he's spelling beer as bear to give unintended contextual imagery. So clever and fresh.

>> No.5356016

>>5355991
NukuAnon's retarded, just report him, filter him and move on

>> No.5356052

>>5356012
Nothing new under the sun. Why don't you put down that Haterade and sip on some bottled bear yourself?

>> No.5356078
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5356078

Nah, here's ,my god. Ess.

>> No.5356098

You are indeed.

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5356114

You will never be forgiven, monster.

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>>5355888
No. I am YOUR GOD.

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