/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>534688
It does. A /n/ thread leaked its way into /jp/ yesterday, and several Anonymii started to post links that hinted how to make the mix.
Basically, it was bleach and something else. A shitload of stuff would do, really. Most of it you can probably already find in your bathroom/near a washing machine if you use them more than once a year.

They mix household cleaners and huff it.
They then die.

And it kills the entire apartment complex

it's the TRUE CURE FOR RONERY
inhaling mustard gas.

>>534708
>And it kills the entire apartment complex
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS SUICIDE EVER.

>>534708
Assholes. Keep your suicides to yourselves!

bleach + ammonia = killer gas

>>534708


don't forget intoxication for the entire neighborhood

>>534730
wrong, idiot.

Dammit Japan, I thought your Aum Shinrikyo days were over!

>>534748
Care to explain why I'm wrong?

Oh wait, you failed chemistry.

>>534730
Doesn't that just fuck you up and not actually kill you?

>>534785
Mustard Gas is pretty deadly.

Big deal, American kids have been huffing fumes from various cleaning supplies for decades.

>>534766
Prove me wrong, faggot fucker.

Oh wait, you can't, cause you're wrong.

It's Bleach mixed with Naruto. Deadly combination.

>>534796
True, but they usually don't try to kill themselves that way. Too stupid to realize they can die.

I bet the Japs weren't trying to kill themselves but just didn't know how to make real Jenkum

>>534812
I wasd wondering when someone would get it right.

>>534730
This will create a gas that will kill you. Specifically, chlorine gas, if the bleach and ammonia are in equal amounts.

However, the Japanese suicides that have been occurring lately involve mixing toilet cleanser and bath salts. Different recipe, see.

>>534812
/thread

>At very high concentrations, if inhaled, it causes bleeding and blistering within the respiratory system, damaging the mucous membrane and causing pulmonary edema. Blister agent exposure over more than 50% body surface area is usually fatal.

>Pulmonary edema (American English), or oedema (British English), is swelling and/or fluid accumulation in the lungs. It leads to impaired gas exchange and may cause respiratory failure. It is due to either failure of the heart to remove fluid from the lung circulation ("cardiogenic pulmonary edema") or a direct injury to the lung parenchyma ("noncardiogenic pulmonary edema").[1] Treatment depends on the cause, but focuses on maximizing respiratory function and removing the cause.

>>Doug was in the Army, cleaning up after KP duty or some such janitorial nonsense. He was washing up different items and added ammonia to a substance that already contained substantial bleach. After feeling fine for a good half hour, not realizing what he had done, he started to feel woozy, and eventually fainted with a loud thud. Thankfully, people in the other room came in to see what had happened to him.

>>He wakes up in the hospital later that night. The doctor comes in and greets him, and asks him how's he's feeling. Short of a small headache Doug says he's doing fairly well. The next question took him off quite off-guard:

>>"You're quite lucky. You smoke, don't you?"

>>Doug looked at him a little funny. "Lucky? Yeah, I smoke a few a day..."

>>"It saved your life." The doctor responded. "The years of smoking covered your lungs with a normally life-threatening tar substance, which you probably already knew. However, you have been given a second chance... your lungs are as pink as the day you were born. No permanent damage"

>>Doug and the Army doctor were astounded. The gasses formed from the cleaners had burned off the tar and crap in Doug's lungs, leaving them unscathed and actually healthier than before. The one ironically healthy use of smoking, maybe. So bleach and ammonia do make a Super Cleaner, but only for your lungs... and please for all that is good and holy in this world, do NOT try this at home.

>>Even though he got his second chance, Doug still smokes Marbs to this day.
Waitfuckingwut? Smoke save and lungs can be cleaned?

To get mustard gas, you'd need pesticides and fertilizer as well as cleaners.

Anyway, chlorine would be easier to get from bleach and hydrochloric acid, which is in a lot of cleaning products.

Some just jump.

>>535071
This is easier most of the time.

>>535071
Talk about fucking obnoxious ways to kill yourself

>>535115

>>535071

Why are jumpers always so... naked?

>>534707
> Anonymii
the plural would be Anonymī in latin, though i don't think it's pluralized as it's a mass noun, even though you're using it as a singular noun to refer to a member of Anonymous.

Useful knowledge.

>>535311
Actually, the singular has been shortened to Anon.

>>535187
they want to die the way they were born

>>535472
Naked and screaming?

I think it would be far more obnoxious if 54 schoolgirls jumped in front of the train in a line.

I'm gonna gain 1,100 lbs and find a tall building to jump from.

>>535494
Watch Amelie before you do.

>>535177

>>535536
Disturbing.

Hey Guys! Whats going on in this thread?

>>535536

What's that from?

But there are no holes ...

>>535585
OH wow.

Suwako has no body. Only a head and a waste.

>>535536
source

>>535599
>>535603
Christ you guys fucking fail.

>>535581
Same for you.

>>535597
>a waste

>>535592
Suwako makes it work

>>535536

I would've been the one saying "Ready everyone? One, two, three.....PSYCHE"

>>535599
>>535603
Without watching it, I'd say Suicide Club/Jisatsu Circle.

>>535618
No...

>>535616

>>535616
GTFO.

>>534707
So if I watch Bleach I'll die?

Jump! Do it!

some one needs to kill themselves

>>536691
No, but you should, Anon, you should.

Hurry Jump!

>>536691
yes.